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As far as Directors go, it’s hard to pin Bruce McDonald down. The Canadian has helmed everything from episodes of Degrassi: The Next Generation, to... [Read More]
Proof that people driving exotic sports cars are mostly tools. Mr House is a tool for a few reasons. First was the reason for crashing is costly ride. "The man jerked the wheel, dropped his cell phone, and the car’s front tire left the frontage road and entered a muddy patch..." Dropped his cell phone. I hate fuckers who use their phones while driving. It's dangerous, stupid and it also makes you look like a BIGGER tool. Especially in a foreign sports car. Seriously, the only thing missing from this picture is a orange spray tan and a passenger called Guido.
But not only this, once he put the car in the lake. He left it running for 15 minutes! Because engines just love salt water. And you'd think a guy who runs a motor mechanics would know better. Mr House, you're a tool.
Yes I'm doing movember for 2009. Started yesterday, and I've NEVER had a moustache for longer than 4 days before this. For those that don't know, Movmeber raises money for mens health issues, like Prostate Cancer, and Depression in Men.
With all the worlds attention on Womens bits getting cancer lately, its time our parts got a look into. But we're more than willing to look at Womens bits still. I'll gladly accept that as a donation.
But for those that don't want to donate flesh, money is fine. Head to this link if you'd like to sponsor me.
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Summit Entertainment’s vampire-romance sequel “ The Twilight Saga: New Moon” rung up a record $72.7 million in opening-day boxoffice on Friday, easily topping domestic rankings.
That bested a previous single-day boxoffice mark of $67.2 million, set by Warner Bros.’ Batman sequel “The Dark Knight” in July 2008.The first-day tally for “New Moon” included $26.3 million in boxoffice from a total 3,514 performances at 12:01 a.m. Friday, which set a record for witching-hour coin.
In the blue corner, birthday wise, we have our very own Gunsella, who is 143 today (hair wise) and a fair bit younger (everything else wise). Rock out Shanghai!
And in the pink corner, all the way from California's premier home of adult fun, The JR Gay Midget Porn, Butt-plug, and salad tossing Bar & Bar-B-Que, we welcome Mr Johnny Roberts, who doesn't so much have a birthday as a bucket-day (due to his mother's inability to procure a proper abortion). Wespec to DJ Homo!
And, as if that wasn't enough, in the pink AND blue corner we have our very own Twitch & Hooty McBoob who tied the knot today in a simple, family ceremony at Bob's eat-all-ya-want Alligator Park, Werremaloo, NT. I know you will join with me in wishing these two a very happy life together (so long as JR doesn't come to visit!).
WHEN Headington man Michael Raphel parked his car in a London side street, the worse he feared was a parking ticket.
But when the businessman returned to his red Honda Civic Type R he found it had been blown up by anti-terrorist police.
Mr Raphel, 28, had made the mistake of abandoning his vehicle yards from Downing Street hours before a Remembrance Sunday Parade was due to start.
“I know in this day and age they have to be suspicious but I didn’t feel this was warranted. I wasn’t treated badly, but they could’ve been a bit more tactful. The car was registered to me, I’m sure there are ways they could have contacted me if they had really tried to.“ Mr Raphel is looking into an insurance claim for his car, which was worth £18,000.
A cluster of Antarctic icebergs are heading towards New Zealand after being spotted about 50 miles south of the country.
Icebergs are a rare sight in the sub-Antarctic waters south of New Zealand but in 2006 a number floated to within 25 kilometres of the coastline, the first such sighting since 1931.
Oceanographer Mike Williams said currents and winds would determine whether the latest icebergs, estimated to be up to 80 metres in length, would come close to the New Zealand coastline.
The icebergs were spotted by a tourist ship, Spirit of Enderby, near the Auckland Islands and expedition leader Rodney Russ said it was the first time in 37 years of visiting the area that he had seen icebergs.
There probably aren't too many U.S. troops in Afghanistan who would pass up the opportunity to bite Osama bin Laden's head off, and soon, thanks to PETA, they can. Following news reports that chocolates are almost as hard to find in Afghanistan as an oceanfront, a longtime PETA supporter and chocolatier is making special chocolates embossed with the head of bin Laden himself. And there are other pluses -- the chocolates are dairy-free, which means that no cows were harmed to make them, and anyone, including lactose-intolerant soldiers, can eat them.
"These delicious dark chocolate 'bin Laden Bites' give a whole new meaning to the adage 'Revenge is sweet,'" says PETA President Ingrid E. Newkirk. "Our troops deserve a chuckle, and PETA's vegan chocolates will give them that as well."
PETA has its own bone to pick with bin Laden. In addition to bin Laden's murder of humans, one of his sons wrote a memoir in which he revealed that his father gassed the younger bin Laden's two dogs in a chemical-warfare experiment. Also, countless animals suffered and died of starvation and dehydration when their guardians were killed in the attacks on the World Trade Center, leaving the animals without care. Many more animals suffered and died from exposure to toxic fumes and from other causes when apartments in the "hot zone" were sealed off for many days with dogs, cats, companion rats and mice, guinea pigs, gerbils, rabbits, and fish remaining inside. In memory of them all, PETA is arranging to have extra chocolates made to be sold stateside.
When you think of the world's most prolific pot smokers, certain names come to mind: Snoop, Cheech and Chong, Willie Nelson.
How about Irvin Rosenfeld?
The 56-year-old Fort Lauderdale stockbroker will put his name among the greats when he sets a world record tomorrow for weed consumption while lighting up his 115,000th joint.
The best part is that it's all legal.
"Yep, provided by Uncle Sam," Rosenfeld told NBCMiami.com. "They grow it for me, I find that quite ironic."
Rosenfeld's pot has been provided by the government since 1982, when he became a patient in the Federal Drug Administration's Investigational New Drug Program. Grown on a farm on the campus of the University of Mississippi, the weed is delivered to a local pharmacy where Rosenfeld gets it by the bushel.
Rosenfeld suffers from a rare bone disorder called multiple congenital cartilaginous exostoses, which causes severe pain, alleviated by a healthy dose of ganja.
He's been getting 300 joints every 25 days for the past 27 years, and said he smokes between 10 and 12 per day.
Truckers Delight animated video clip directed by newcomer wunderkid Jérémie Périn who takes the song's title (a tribute to those little pleasures that the lonely truck- driver indulges himself in) and takes it to the next level. Think Spielberg's Duel + Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat Kill Kill! and Marc Dorcel's wildest fantasies. All warped into an 8-bit Sega era style graphic. And this clumsy and somehow pretentious description doesn't even come close to what you're about to see: it's très funny,très dirty, -très sexy. Très Flairs indeed.
A Wonky hole is the Australian term for submarine freshwater springs on the seabed in the Great Barrier Reef of Queensland. Wonky holes can be found in the coral reef up to 60 km offshore.
Wonky holes are located along riverbeds which existed in the last glacial period ending about 11,000 years ago. At that time of the last glacial maximum much of northern Europe and North America was covered by ice sheets up to 3 km thick; the water tied up in the glacial ice lowered the sea level more than 120 m. The sediment in the submerged river beds from that period have been covered with coral in many places. Since the sediment is more permeable than the surrounding materials, it channels fresh water to thin spots in the coral, creating the fresh water springs called wonky holes.
He spent £350,000 to visit every country on earth in the shortest time possible and thereby earnt himself a mention in the Guinness Book of Records - just don't expect to be thrilled by his pictures.
While businessman Kashi Samaddar, 55, dodged bullets and bombs in some of the world's more unstable countries, and lived to tell the tale, his photographic skills are somewhat wanting as these two examples (below) demonstrate.
TO: The Honourable the Speaker and Members of the Legislative Assembly of Queensland.
Queensland residents draws to the attention of the House that the Classification of Computer Games and Images Act 1995 is currently out of step with the wishes of the electorate.
Your petitioners, therefore, request the House that it be amended to permit computer games to receive the R18+ classification when they have been refused classification under the Commonwealth Act.
Put simply, we need your help people of Queensland. The e-petition simply puts forward that the classification system does not accurately reflect modern day standards, and an R18+ system needs to be introduced. This will allow a reclassification of games to R18+ when they have been refused. The QLD government has actually allowed this to be posted on their website, so it looks like they are actually listening to their people.
So bloody well help you beautiful Queensland sons of bitches.
Zgeek game making superstar Farbs has finished and released his latest game Captain Successor and made the original Captain Forever available free of charge.
Go play it now! Then sign up as a supporter to get Captain Successor or burn in Hell.
A 15-year-old boy who was killed by his father in an execution style killing spent the last moments of his life pleading, "No, Daddy! No!"
Jamar Pinkney Sr. is facing a first degree murder charge after allegedly shooting his 15-year-old son after discovering he had been having inappropriate contact with a 3-year-old girl.
Jamar Pinkney, Sr. appears before Chief Judge Brigette R. Officer in 30th District Court in Highland Park, Mich. on Wednesday, Nov. 18, 2009. Jamar Pinkney, Sr.,a 37-year-old father irate over hearing his 15-year-old son had sexual contact with a 3-year-old girl made the teen strip at gunpoint, marched him to a vacant lot and shot him to death despite pleas from the boy and his mother, a relative said.
Jamar Pinkney Jr. was shot in the head Monday by his 37-year-old father, Jamar Pinkney Sr., who allegedly made the teen strip his clothes off and kneel in a vacant lot before he was killed by a single bullet.
The boy's mother, Lazette Cherry, told the Detroit Free Press that Pinkney Sr., showed up at her Highland Park, Mich., home after she told him that their son had made a startling confession.
According to Cherry, the 15-year-old had admitted to having "inappropriate contact" with his 3-year-old half sister.
Well, this will certainly present a conundrum for his fellow inmates. On one hand, he killed his own son. On the other, he took vigilante justice over his daughter being molested.
Anthropogenic or man-made Global Warming (AGW) alarmism is the biggest deception and mass hysteria in the history of modern civilization, because climate changes naturally.
The Climate Sceptics believe leaders of Australia should base their decisions on facts rather than moods. For those who like to keep as informed as possible on the facts about what the global climate is doing the website http://www.climate4you.com/ collects the latest relevent data for your convenience.
The Climate Sceptics support all practical measures to prevent environmental degradation. We support the development of cleaner and more efficient sources of energy. Unfortunately governmental taxes to stop climate change are a colossal diversion of funds from core obligations, and Emission Trading Schemes (ETS) will do absolutely nothing for the Murray-Darling basin, the Great Barrier Reef, or land degradation – just as it will do absolutely nothing to stop climate change.
We are here to demand rational debate and responsible leadership. We reject the extremist views that now threaten what Australians have sacrificed to achieve in living standards, rights and freedoms.
If you want your own children and grandchildren to enjoy these values as you do, click here to join, and get in touch with your kindred spirits in your local area. There are a lot more of you than some might want you to discover.
I became aware of this...person..from his TV ads on OneHD cunting up my NBA replays. Climate change is a con because surprise surprise "Leon and thousands of other Australian landholders have lost property rights due to the Kyoto protocol and other environmental laws". Handy hint Leon, don't recommend Andrew Bolt for further reading, that tells us something more than you think.
As an old Russian saying goes, there are two problems in Russia, fools and roads. But lately one more has popped up and it is surely not a futile one. Since the fall of the Soviet Union there is a serious issue still gnawing all the countries of FSU. Corruption. And recently in the center of the capital of Ukraine, right at the entrance of Ministry of Cultural Affairs in Kiev, there was held a protest against sexual harassment in colleges of the country. And the girls’ approach was not as commonplace as it usually happens but a saucy and even kinda bizarre one.
Summit Entertainment’s vampire-romance sequel “ The Twilight Saga: New Moon” rung up a record $72.7 million in opening-day boxoffice on Friday, easily topping domestic rankings.
TO: The Honourable the Speaker and Members of the Legislative Assembly of Queensland.
A mate of mine has put this together with Lego, stop-motion photography and far more patience than I could ever show.
