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10 Best Never used weapons systems
May 09, 2008 - 5:51 PM
Wired has done a cool lil feature on the 10 best weapons that never made it into use...
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 1. Ekranoplan
Dubbed the Caspian Sea Monster, the USSR's top-secret ekranoplan skimmed on a pocket of air just above the water's surface and well below radar. Only a handful were built, and the behemoth never made it out of trials.
2. Marine Corps Space Plane
A few years ago, the Marine Corps proposed Sustain — the Small Unit Space Transport and Insertion project — which would put boots on the ground anywhere in the world within two hours. It made a great PowerPoint presentation.
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A bit short on details but some crazy ass concepts. The rest are here
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Violent Video Games Ok For Boys
May 09, 2008 - 4:06 PM
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 BOYS who don't play videogames at all are at greater risk of getting into trouble than those who play violent games occasionally, according to two Harvard psychologists.
The pair also said there was also no evidence to suggest violent games turn young people into criminals or violent people, despite some media reports.
"If you look at the violent crime in the US over the past 20 years among teenagers it's gone down, and gone down significantly, and if you look at videogame play, it's gone up," said Dr Lawrence Kutner and Dr Cheryl Olsen of Harvard Medical School in a recent interview.
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iPhone Competitor to beat Apple to the Oz Market
May 09, 2008 - 4:05 PM
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 With all eyes on the Australian iPhone release, HTC has stolen some of the limelight with the release of the Touch Diamond. Coming in glossy black, with a large touch screen and an array of features, everything about it screams iPhone rival.
Central to the phone is the company's TouchFlo 3D interface, which HTC says provides "animated access" to people (by calling, we presume), messaging, e-mail, photos, and more. There's also a touch pad alongside the screen. Under the hood is the Windows Mobile 6.1 Professional operating system.
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I use an HTC and so far I am yet to want to throw it out of the nearest window.
It's pretty good.
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Burma kicks out aid workers
May 09, 2008 - 3:46 PM
What cunts.
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 BURMA has deported the few aid workers in the country after declaring it is "not ready" for foreign search and rescue teams following a devastating cyclone.
In a statement in a state newspaper today, the foreign ministry said search and rescue team and media who arrived on Wednesday on a flight from Qatar were deported the same day.
"Currently Myanmar (Burma) has prioritised receiving emergency relief provisions and is making strenuous efforts to transport those provisions without delay by its own labours to the affected areas," it said.
"As such, Myanmar is not ready to receive search and rescue teams as well as media teams from foreign countries."
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I have some insight into this. When I was a young lad my family moved to Burma to work on an aid project. It all ended during the 1988 riots and our aid project was burnt to the ground. It was a factory built to turn milk into baby formula. It had lots of vechiles and farm machinery. From the information we got back, the army went in and took all the equipment and burnt it down. The factory was finished about a week or so before the riots happened.
So no doubt the aid that is being sent in now, is being taken by the corrupt officials and army. Because that's what the those corrupt cunts do.
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Adolf Hitler Reincarnated as Tom Cruise
May 09, 2008 - 3:00 PM
 Not many people now this but Hilter was not only a closet homosexual but also a buddhist!
But now evidence has come to light that his beliefs paid off in the long run and after spending 18 years first as a flea, then a leech, as well as a small brown dog, he finally made it back to human form as Tom Cruise.
Welcome back, Führer!
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Sumo Salad Sandwich of Suck
May 09, 2008 - 2:56 PM
 Warning. I am about to rant about sandwich. Yes. A sandwich.
I just bought myself a sandwich from Sumo Salad. It's a “healthy*” food franchise here in Oz (no idea if it's overseas. I don't care anyway) and I have never felt so violated over a sandwich before. Dare I say “Sandwich rape”?.. . Actually no. That would be ridiculous.
Anyway, I checked out what they had upon entering their shady establishment at shop 5, Barrack st and this little sandy looked like a tasty morsel. So I made my purchase and headed back to work to consume. Upon the opening of the sandwich** I realized I had been duped (spelt it correctly this time). You see the way they display their wares is having them face-on to the customer. So you think you are getting a sandwich filled with yummy. In my case, bacon, chicken and avocado. Three of my favorite meats (shut up).
But to my shock and HORROR I found that these cunts pile an inch of sandwichy goodness in the front of the roll and leave the back half of the sandwich totally empty!
Appalled I am dear reader! Do these bastards understand the sanctity of the sandwich? I would go and deal them swift and righteous justice but fuck, I was hungry and needed something to focus today’s anger upon so this sandwich is going to cop it.
What is the world coming too when you can’t even trust the sandwich people anymore. Inbread fuckers.
* Healthy because their food contains no food.
**Sandwich inspection is a must according to the prophesy.
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Hot teacher sacked for posing nude in Cleo
May 09, 2008 - 1:37 PM
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 A NORTHERN beaches primary school teacher has been sacked for appearing in a sealed nude photo shoot in Cleo magazine with her husband.
Church Point resident Lynne Tziolas was dismissed from her full-time temporary position at Narraweena Public School last Friday.
The Year 1 teacher, who has been at the school for two years, has begun legal action against the NSW Education Department citing unfair dismissal.
She has also gained the support of more than 40 parents so far, who have signed a petition to have her reinstated.
Mrs Tziolas and her husband of four years, Antonios, appear in this month's Cleo magazine in a sealed section with nine other couples.
The feature was based on couples sharing their intimate secrets about bedroom matters, answering questions about each other's favourite body part, their sexual practices and the most risque thing they'd done.
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Grave-robbers 'used skull as bong'
May 09, 2008 - 12:27 PM
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 Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.
The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed that misdemeanour abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.
One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.
Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed, but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.
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