Hamas, also a pack of fuckwits

Hamas, also a pack of fuckwits

Palestinian militant group Hamas has rejected Israel’s offer to extend a humanitarian truce in Gaza by a further 24 hours. After the ceasefire began early on Saturday (local time), Gazans took advantage of the lull in fighting to retrieve their dead and stock up on supplies. At the end of the initial 12-hour halt to fighting, Hamas militants ignored an Israeli announcement that it would extend the truce by four hours and resumed firing rockets into Israel from Gaza.

Source Seriously, all those supporting both sides of this conflict. Hurry up and fucking die. You’ll make the world a better place. This conflict is utterly stupid and both sides seem to be staffed by fuckwits

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Angry fatty unleashes on four year old boy

Angry fatty unleashes on four year old boy

MONROE , Conn., July 23 (UPI) –A Connecticut doughnut shop has banned a 4-year-old boy for asking a simple question that left a sour taste in another customer’s mouth.

Justin was at a Doughnut Inn in Monroe with his mom when he inquired if another woman at the shop had a “baby in her belly.”

When the woman replied in the negative, Otero’s mother, Rebecca Denham, was embarrassed and she apologized.

“My response was, ‘Oh my goodness, I’m so embarrassed, I’m so sorry,’” Denhamtold WFSB.

The woman told her it was no big deal, but Doughnut Inn managers took the issue much more seriously, and the next time Otero and Denham went to the shop, they were asked to leave.

“She said, ‘He’s not allowed in here,’ and I looked around, and said, ‘Him?’ She said, ‘Yeah, he’s rude,’” Denham said.

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Terrorists underpants bomb didn’t go off because he was GROSS

Terrorists underpants bomb didn’t go off because he was GROSS

United States-based MailOnline quoted the Head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), John Pistole, as saying the bomb failed to detonate because of how long Abdulmutallab had been wearing the underwear.

Abdulmutallab was on a suicide mission when he attempted to detonate a bomb in his underpants as the plane, enroute from Amsterdam, approached Detroit, United States.

The explosives became “degraded” after he wore the same pair of underpants for two weeks, according to a U.S. official. But the bomb caused a brief fire that burned his groin.

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Stabbed man walks in to McDonald’s

Stabbed man walks in to McDonald’s

Far from being the start of a joke this really happened.

A stabbing victim walked into a New York City McDonald’s restaurant with a knife stuck in his back, before collapsing and receiving medical care.

The man was speaking on his mobile phone, apparently to family members, as he entered the restaurant, eyewitnesses told media. The incident was filmed by other restaurant goers.

“He was on the phone, I’m pretty sure he was on the phone talking to somebody in his family or a loved one or something, he was talking to them and telling them it might be the last time he’s speaking to them,” witness Tromaine Yancey told news channel CBS 2 local affiliate.

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Guy Complains after being hit by a car

1:00pm, Sunday 2nd February 2014A dramatic video has emerged of a remote controlled car crashing into a man at 100 miles per hour.

Leaman Griffin and Gentry Palmer were testing the electric racing car on a road in Birmingham, Alabama when Griffin suddenly lost control of the vehicle which veered off the road and hit Palmer’s leg, knocking him right off his feet.

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Deadpool Trolling on Sydney Train

Deadpool Trolling on Sydney Train

Police stormed a packed Sydney peak hour train this morning after reports of a man armed with handguns, grenades and samurai swords was travelling in the last carriage.

Scared passengers on the Emu Plains to CBD morning express called triple 0, telling police a man wearing a menacing red and black one-piece costume was carrying deadly weapons.

When the train pulled in at Blacktown station about 7.20am, uniformed officers jumped on board and bundled the man out of the carriage onto the platform.

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USA – Legal Execution – Grab some popcorn and take a seat

USA – Legal Execution – Grab some popcorn and take a seat

The State of Arizona executed Joseph Wood on Wednesday. It took him nearly two hours to die after his veins were injected with a novel combination of two drugs.

Journalists in attendance said it was hard to watch the convicted murderer die. They were expecting it to be over swiftly, but it dragged on and on.

Wood’s last breaths were like “a fish on shore gulping for air,” said reporter Troy Hayden.

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For the record this guy murdered two people.

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WordPress lets in the attackers

WordPress lets in the attackers

Apparently a shoddy WordPress add-in has allowed attackers to get into multiple sites. Time to start checking Pirate :D

Some 50,000 sites have been sprayed with backdoors from shonky malware targeting a popular and vulnerable WordPress plugin, according to researcher Daniel Cid.

Sucuri founder Cid says the bodged malware can infect any site that resides on the server of a hacked WordPress website. The flawed plugin allowed attackers to “inject anything” into sites including malware, defacements and spam.

“The malware code had some bugs: it was breaking many websites, overwriting good files and appending various statements in loops at the end of files,” Cid said in ablog.

“All the hacked sites were either using MailPoet or had it installed on another sites within the same shared account – cross-contamination still matters.

“To be clear, the MailPoet vulnerability is the entry point, it doesn’t mean your website has to have it enabled or that you have it on the website; if it resides on the server, in a neighbouring website, it can still affect your website.”

Cid urged WordPress sites to update their vulnerable plugins.

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Pirate adds: We are safe, I buy all my pluggins from a dude at the pub.

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Separated mother visiting Boyfriend charged with adultery.

Separated mother visiting Boyfriend charged with adultery.

Having dealt with a friend with an abusive ex, I know how this goes, She gets charged, then gets off but scum bag ex uses it to ensure that she does not get access to her kids. Cannot believe that in Australia, a family would abandon their child because of a perceived infidelity, but then I don’t have to deal with the “Religion of Love”

THE brother of a Sydney mother facing jail time in Lebanon over adultery charges says her family has “disowned her” and hopes she is sent to prison.

Mahassen Issa is pleading for help from the Australian government after she was charged with adultery during a short holiday to see her new partner in Lebanon.

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Great idea Causes Outrage

Great idea Causes Outrage

A Chinese shopping centre is being accused of sexism after it designated special women-only parking spots that are 30cm wider than others at the same site.

The parks at the World of Metropolis in the northern Chinese city of Dalian are outlined in pink and “make things easier for women,” according to the mall’s manager, Yang Hongjun.

“It’s not an insult to women at all,” she told the UK’s Daily Telegraph. “If their parking spaces are larger, it’s only for practical reasons. It doesn’t mean that women drive less well than men.”

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Alexander Borodai, whaddacunt

Alexander Borodai, whaddacunt

Alexander Borodai, the leader of the Russian separatists in the Ukraine, has compared the MH17 disaster zone to “black humour” in an interview with CNN.

Borodai, the self-styled Prime Minister of the Donetsk People’s Republic and leader of the separatists accused of shooting down Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, was discussing the process of moving the bodies of the 298 victims of the disaster.

This clown claims the Ukraine shot down MH17, not them. THEY DON’T EVEN OWN A MISSILE LAUNCHER. Fucking liars.

“I am telling you again, we have never been in possession of a single BUK [surface-to-air missile] system,” he said.

“I can list all of the means of defence that we have. All of these means of defence are capable of only crashing low flying targets.”

I’m going to make a prediction, they DID shoot it down by accident because they are a bunch of fuckwits. Putin is responsible because he is a greedy, evil turd puppet who’s arming the fuckwits.

I’m embarrassed to be human.
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US Same Sex Marriage Ban over ruled

US Same Sex Marriage Ban over ruled

WASHINGTON — A federal appeals court officially declared Oklahoma’s ban on same-sex marriage unconstitutional Friday but temporarily delayed the ruling to allow time for a possible appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court.

The 2-1 decision by the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals reinforced the court’s ruling last month in a similar case from Utah.

That ruling effectively made same-sex marriage legal in all six states that are part of the circuit: Oklahoma, Utah, Colorado, Kansas, Wyoming and New Mexico.

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Malaysia Air stops planes from flying over Ukraine. Now they fly over Syria!

Malaysia Air stops planes from flying over Ukraine. Now they fly over Syria!

Malaysia Airlines re-routed a Kuala Lumpur-to-London flight over Syrian airspace on Sunday after its usual route over Ukraine was closed, flight tracking data showed on Monday.
Flightradar24 posted a flight map on its Twitter account on Monday showing the change in the flight’s route.
Flight tracking data showed this flight had previously crossed over eastern Ukraine.
After Malaysia Airlines’ Flight MH17 was shot down last Thursday by a ground-to-air missile in eastern Ukraine, airlines began to avoid the airspace below which the Ukrainian military has been fighting with Russian-backed rebels.

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Asshole sues abortion clinic for not giving her the job she refused to do

Asshole sues abortion clinic for not giving her the job she refused to do

We have a new frontrunner in the race for dumbest Christian Right lawsuit. Sara Hellwege, a pro-life nurse, applied for a job at Tampa Family Health Centers (in Florida) this past April. TFHC is a Title X clinic, meaning they’re all about things like family planning, contraception, and birth control.

So when Hellwege mentioned her affiliation with the “American Association of Pro-Life Obstetricians and Gynecologists” in her resume, the interviewer (Chad Lindsey) asked her if that would be a problem since, you know, conservative Christians + birth control = crazytown.

Hellwege said she couldn’t prescribe birth control since, in her unscientific mind, it caused abortions. Lindsey, knowing that all of the job openings involved prescribing birth control, told her there were no other positions available and that there was no reason to proceed with the interview process.

So she’s suing him.

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Aah, courts. They so need a “crazy test” before going into litigation. But I suppose this clinic will win, then win costs and bankrupt the fucker. Well that’s what I would do.

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Aussie politician wears his corporate sponsorship to Parliment

Aussie politician wears his corporate sponsorship to Parliment

The old bloke wearing the hi-vis mining vest is Liberal Senator Ian Macdonald, a longtime member of Parliament and evidently a bit of a dickhead. Macdonald took to the floor of the Senate last night wearing the vest to show his support for the repeal of the mining tax, which passed the Senate with amendments and is returning to the House of Representatives for another vote.

The vest, emblazoned with “australiansforcoal.com.au” and Macdonald’s name, was kindly provided to Macdonald by the Minerals Council of Australia. The Council sent a shirt to each member of Parliament about two months ago, presumably so they could keep track of their pet politicians to keep them from running off. It is worth noting at this point that Macdonald, who is both Australia’s longest-standing current Senator and a fully-grown man, is perfectly happy to stand in a chamber of Parliament and loudly advertise that he is literally sponsored by a corporation.

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Well it’s no surprise that our government is there to serve the corporations and us second, at least we have some visibility now.

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COTD: We got hacked…3 years ago lol

COTD: We got hacked…3 years ago lol

Online daily dealing shopping site catchoftheday.com.au has written to its customers to advise them that some of their details may have been compromised … three years ago.

Catch of the day is an Australian retail site listing items available for purchase at reduced prices for one day only, following a trend started by sites like Woot and Zazz.

Yesterday, 18th July 2014, Catch of the Day wrote to its users to advise them “data security is very important to us.”

As security is important to Catch of the Day – which we know, because the email tells us so – the site wishes its users to be aware that “an illegal cyber intrusion” occurred which targeted Catchoftheday and other online retailers. The email states this intrusion “compromised names, delivery addresses, email addresses and hashed (encrypted) passwords.”

The email states “We do not store a full credit card number” but elsewhere states “In some cases credit card data was compromised.”

What is the point of telling customers 3 years later to change their password? Morons.

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