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You fuckers deserve this.
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Hello boys and girls! This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats! This is a song about a whale. NO!!! This is a song about being happy! That's right, it's the happy happy joy joy song.
This shit will be stuck in your head all week. And just wait till you see what I have planned for next week. }
You fuckers deserve this.
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Posted on 12-03-2010 05:55 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgynbFoA9toJust thought of this and now I can't get it out of my head. Enjoy.
On a related note, YouTube have just updated their interface, and it's now eating all my cpu cycles and locking up my computer. HTML5 trickiness and Flash on one page = fail. Beware!!
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On a related note, YouTube have just updated their interface, and it's now eating all my cpu cycles and locking up my computer. HTML5 trickiness and Flash on one page = fail. Beware!!
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Posted on 12-03-2010 04:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-yEWZTBQ64 There are many great British exports that the world has enjoyed over the centuries: golf, invasion and death, matchbox cars, Viz magazine, to name but a few. But unfortunately there is one British gem that has remained firmly in local hands UNTIL NOW!!!!
This is possibly the greatest tune from the greatest ad in the history of sound. Not only is it a catchy tune, it clearly conveys the point that the advertiser is trying to make. No longer will one contemplate whether someone will be interested in buying their car, no matter how crappy it is. There is a solution!!!!
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This is possibly the greatest tune from the greatest ad in the history of sound. Not only is it a catchy tune, it clearly conveys the point that the advertiser is trying to make. No longer will one contemplate whether someone will be interested in buying their car, no matter how crappy it is. There is a solution!!!!
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Posted on 12-03-2010 01:57 PM
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Sydney Airport has been labelled Australia's worst major airport for the fourth consecutive year.
The latest Australian Competition & Consumer Commission annual report on airport performance again put Sydney behind first-ranked Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth and Melbourne on a range of measures, The Australian reports
"This year's report has found the performance of Sydney Airport to be of the greatest concern,'' ACCC chairman Graeme Samuel said.
"The indications are that Sydney has increased profits by permitting service quality to fall below that which airlines reasonably expect.''
I can vouch for this airport being completely fucked. There is no plance to wait for people unless you want to pay a lot of money. No where to pick people up without being harassed by taxis and douche bag parking inspectors. And finding your way into the international airport without being funneled into a paid parking lot is pretty much impossible.
Fuck Sydney airport.
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Posted on 12-03-2010 01:30 PM
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A US writer has uncovered evidence suggesting the CIA spiked a French village's food with the hallucinogenic drug LSD.
The Sun online reports journalist H P Albarelli Jr came across CIA documents while investigating the suspicious suicide of a biochemist who fell from a 13th floor window two years after a mystery illness that caused an entire French village to go temporarily mad 50 years ago.
Hundreds of residents in picturesque Pont-Saint-Esprit were suddenly struck down with mass insanity and hallucinations on August 16, 1951.
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Posted on 12-03-2010 01:02 PM
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Banning “recreational” fishing isn’t just an issue of economics, but is a threat to the personal liberty of each individual’s right to produce their own food. And banning fishing is just one of several policy changes the government is looking at.
In Federal Food Police Coming Soon To A Farm Near You, Tess Pennington points out the risks of letting the government oversee individual food production methods under HR Bill 875 and The FDA Food Safety Modernization Act, which specifically target agricultural goods, including crops and livestock on personal, non-commercial farms:
What is to stop the government from defining a small home garden as a food facility? Because of the vagueness of this bill, it is not only the micro farmers that are affected by this. Anyone who has a garden, or shares their produce with neighbors or even owns a local restaurant that supports local farmers and buys their produce could be affected.
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Posted on 12-03-2010 12:23 PM
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Another tale of awesome from the bowels of ZGeek history. And this is one of my favorites.
Taken bya member of ZGeek (I'm not sure who as I lost all the data.. if it's you contact me!) Avarice as he flew along in formation with his other pilot buddies from the Australian Airforce. If I remember correctly he had just qualified to become a ninja-like pilot. Since then he's also saved the world seven times!
One more shot in the comments. I've been threatened with legal action if I use the "After the jump" thing again. So I won't. Now please give me back my turtle.
Also, if anyone else wants to take pictures like this. Do it. Sent it. I fucking love them.
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One more shot in the comments. I've been threatened with legal action if I use the "After the jump" thing again. So I won't. Now please give me back my turtle.
Also, if anyone else wants to take pictures like this. Do it. Sent it. I fucking love them.
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Posted on 12-03-2010 11:22 AM
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English rock band The Cult, one of the biggest rock acts of the 80s and 90s, will make a long-awaited return to Brisbane as part of a national tour in May.
The Tivoli Theatre show on Wednesday, May 5, will be the first performance on Australian soil in 15 years.
Their previous Australian tour was the Big Day Out in 1995.
They will perform their 1985 Love album - their second album - as part of the world tour, which started in the middle of 2009.
Love was originally released on the Beggars Banquet record label and included the worldwide smash hit She Sells Sanctuary and went on to sell more than 30 million albums worldwide.
Tour manager Tom Vitorino said the tour would also include a selection of their hits from during the career.
"Nothing is comparable to witnessing The Cult, fully engaged in the live creation of arguably their seminal album," he said.
"For fans this will be the greatest tour yet, and for those just discovering The Cult, this staging will envelop them in a pure performance experience."
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Brisbane Tivoli Theatre 5 May 2010 anyone interested in a ZMusic Event?
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Posted on 12-03-2010 08:35 AM
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Speaking at the Grattan Institute in Melbourne, the coalition's treasury spokesman voiced his concern about individual liberties being eroded.Australia's response to the threat of terrorism should be to enhance and expand liberty, not curb or curtail it, he argued.
"As a liberal, a legislator and a lawyer, it is the anti-terrorism laws, enacted by a government of which I was a member, that has given me great cause to reflect on our individual rights,'' Mr Hockey said.
Mr Hockey also criticised the federal government's proposed internet filter.
"I have personal responsibility as a parent,'' he said. "If I want to stop my children from viewing other material that I feel is inappropriate, then that is my responsibility to do something about it, not that of the government.''
When I start my own country, I'm going to make Joe Hockey the emperor.
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Posted on 12-03-2010 07:53 AM
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An extra on soap opera Neighbours slashed her wrist in front of horrified cast members.
The troubled woman cut herself with a glass from fictional hangout Charlie's Bar.
She smashed several props, causing filming to be cancelled and the astonished cast and crew to be rushed off set late yesterday.
Police were called and the unnamed actress, a regular extra on the show for the past 12 years, was taken to the hospital by ambulance.
Executive producer Susan Bower said crew noticed the woman starting to behave strangely on the Ramsay Street set in Melbourne.
I can understand. 12 years of working on the show? Shit, it takes just one viewing of this shit show before I start wanting to kill myself too.
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Posted on 12-03-2010 06:19 AM
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OK, so nobody plays BioShock 2 MP anyway, but there are some extremely pissed off people over at the 2K Forums. It was first noticed that the $5 DLC file, (advertised as Rank increases, more MP characters & more weapons etc) was only between 25Kb & 100Kb, depending on console.
People started questioning this, Mods backed up 2k whilst checking what was happening.
Turns out ALL of this DLC is already on the disk! Has been since minute 1! In fact some of it was actually in the pre-release trailers. SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE 2K DOING ASKING FOR MY MONEY FOR SOMETHING I ALREADY OWN???
Cunts. Oh - apparently we are paying for another 'licence'. And they wonder why I torrent my games & buy them if I appreciate them.
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People started questioning this, Mods backed up 2k whilst checking what was happening.
Turns out ALL of this DLC is already on the disk! Has been since minute 1! In fact some of it was actually in the pre-release trailers. SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE 2K DOING ASKING FOR MY MONEY FOR SOMETHING I ALREADY OWN???
Cunts. Oh - apparently we are paying for another 'licence'. And they wonder why I torrent my games & buy them if I appreciate them.
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Posted on 11-03-2010 10:18 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F2mcOzLaLU
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Confused about which county has the least chance of catching you committing a crime - then ask no more here you go!!! or just ask Andy!
and3w adds: The Nottingham scum can't do anything right! No wonder we run the red dogs every match! Video is of the Forest shite losing to the magnificent DCFC earlier on this season.
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Nottinghamshire Police is the worst performing force in England and Wales, a national watchdog has said - with Cleveland Police getting the best rating.
In a new "report card", Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary (HMIC) found Nottinghamshire's force ranked "poor" in its handling of crime.
It was also "poor" in protecting the public from serious harm and improving confidence and satisfaction.
The report comes just days after a capability review found "significant weaknesses" in both the force and its governing authority.
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Confused about which county has the least chance of catching you committing a crime - then ask no more here you go!!! or just ask Andy!
and3w adds: The Nottingham scum can't do anything right! No wonder we run the red dogs every match! Video is of the Forest shite losing to the magnificent DCFC earlier on this season.
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Posted on 11-03-2010 08:02 PM
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Reasons you should consider a pack:
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Posted on 11-03-2010 07:33 PM
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You know sometimes you lie in bed, and off your mind goes thinking strange thoughts. 'How much would a pile of Haggisboys one mile high weigh?', 'JR - why?' and other thoughts of a metaphysical type.
Well, this blokes thought was 'Would a Lava Lamp work in a high-gravity environment such as Jupiter? Would the wax still rise to the surface? Would the blobs be smaller and faster?'.
So what does he do? Well, what any uber-geek would do, build a 50kg, 3 metre span centrifuge - in his front room, from Meccano!
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Genius. Pure, unadulterated, grade AAA+ genius!
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You know sometimes you lie in bed, and off your mind goes thinking strange thoughts. 'How much would a pile of Haggisboys one mile high weigh?', 'JR - why?' and other thoughts of a metaphysical type.
Well, this blokes thought was 'Would a Lava Lamp work in a high-gravity environment such as Jupiter? Would the wax still rise to the surface? Would the blobs be smaller and faster?'.
So what does he do? Well, what any uber-geek would do, build a 50kg, 3 metre span centrifuge - in his front room, from Meccano!
The centrifuge is a genuinely terrifying device. The lights dim when it is switched on. A strong wind is produced as the centrifuge induces a cyclone in the room. The smell of boiling insulation emanates from the overloaded 25 amp cables. If not perfectly adjusted and lubricated, it will shred the teeth off solid brass gears in under a second. Runs were conducted from the relative safety of the next room while peeking through a crack in the door.
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Genius. Pure, unadulterated, grade AAA+ genius!
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Posted on 11-03-2010 05:48 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bQBFZNdNLE
How awesome is that!
Good on her, glad so see that she is getting out there and getting amongst it.
Grouse Granny.... proving that growing up is optional.
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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/video.asp...0-c07535d70026
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The latest party circuit princess to wow the night clubs and festivals of France with her DJ skills is a British granny who took a shine to the decks after going to a birthday disco for her grandson.
Clad in her leopard-skin shrug and dark sunglasses,
69-year-old Ruth Flowers has conquered French clubland from the Cannes Film Festival to the top Paris nightspots with a mix of old-school hits, electrobeat and bling-bling style.
"It started really when my grandson had a birthday party ... they always have a little disco, don't they, after the party," Flowers told Reuters, lounging on a white sofa in a Paris hotel in a green satin bomber jacket and trademark shades contrasting with her white hair.
How awesome is that!
Good on her, glad so see that she is getting out there and getting amongst it.
Grouse Granny.... proving that growing up is optional.
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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/video.asp...0-c07535d70026
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Posted on 11-03-2010 05:28 PM
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A Liberal senator has used the permanent abolition of the death penalty in Australia to call for Indonesia to spare the lives of members of the Bali nine, saying the use of capital punishment is not reflective of a civilised society. The Federal Parliament today passed laws that ensure the death penalty can never be reintroduced by any state or territory in Australia.
Both sides of politics supported the move, which is seen as largely symbolic.
Well that's the government for you. The last dude we hung was in 1967. Good to see they didn't waste any time doing this
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Posted on 11-03-2010 03:56 PM
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Crowds of baccarat-obsessed Chinese punters crammed inside the world’s largest casino, the Venetian Macau, witnessed on Wednesday the mega-casino’s latest claim to fame as the world’s largest "house of cards".
Kneeling at a quiet spot not far from the cavernous gaming floors of the casino, Bryan Berg, an American architect placed the last of 218,792 playing cards onto his paper edifice — a replica of the Venetian Macau — to break his own Guinness World Record for the largest house of free-standing playing cards.
No sneezing allowed!
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Posted on 11-03-2010 01:41 PM
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A while back ZGeek got hacked. The pricks gained access through our gallery and fucked it up good. Luckily I had a backup. Unluckily it was just a copy of all the files. No data was saved. Which sucks.
Now I've taken on the monumental task of going through these images and re-uploading them. Some of them are really freaking awesome. While some of them are really freaking scary. So I'm going to share stories about some of the photos I find. And this is the first of these.
Now grab a chair and blanket. And prepare for a tale that spans time and space. Oh and if you're the owner of the photo or know more about them. Then please feel free to join in, correct facts or call me names.
This story is a short one. But packed with epic. Some chaps, I forget who. Sent me a series of pictures (which you can see after the jump) in which they explained that at the cricket, getting beer was a bit of a bitch. They'd spend too much time in the line for beer; missing crucial cricket moments.
So how did they fix this problem? They hired a tainted woman of the night to be their beer wench. Now that is some awesome problem solving skills.
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Now I've taken on the monumental task of going through these images and re-uploading them. Some of them are really freaking awesome. While some of them are really freaking scary. So I'm going to share stories about some of the photos I find. And this is the first of these.
Now grab a chair and blanket. And prepare for a tale that spans time and space. Oh and if you're the owner of the photo or know more about them. Then please feel free to join in, correct facts or call me names.
This story is a short one. But packed with epic. Some chaps, I forget who. Sent me a series of pictures (which you can see after the jump) in which they explained that at the cricket, getting beer was a bit of a bitch. They'd spend too much time in the line for beer; missing crucial cricket moments.
So how did they fix this problem? They hired a tainted woman of the night to be their beer wench. Now that is some awesome problem solving skills.
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Posted on 11-03-2010 01:15 PM
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Senator Nick Xenophon's bid to have an inquiry into the tax-free status of religious and charitable groups, including the Church of Scientology, has failed.
Senator Xenophon today moved a motion in the Senate calling for an inquiry into whether the organisations should be subjected to a public benefit test, like that in the UK.
He was prompted by complaints from former Church of Scientology members, and said he had received "hundreds" more allegations since first raising the issue.
Bah, just as I thought. The Australian government is full of PUSSIES.
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Posted on 11-03-2010 12:47 PM
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Long plagued by limp wristed Eurotrash like Paul and his corpse bride Linda McCartney, as well as assorted movers of the EU who have been sucked in by those dough eyed pictures of baby seals and swallowed whole propaganda from PETA and Greenpeace, Canadian politicians pushed back with their mouths. On deck at the Federal Parliament Cafeteria this week was a menu chock full of seal goodness. There was bacon-wrapped seal loin (seems everything goes with bacon), veggie-seal medleys and seal paté. Read More.
Meanwhile, the northern native Inuk who make up the population of the northern territory of Nunavut are proposing a ban on the import of EU booze and beer. Cripes these blokes know how to push back.
Fuck You Europe (sorry and3w, you got drawn into the mix)
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Meanwhile, the northern native Inuk who make up the population of the northern territory of Nunavut are proposing a ban on the import of EU booze and beer. Cripes these blokes know how to push back.
Fuck You Europe (sorry and3w, you got drawn into the mix)
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