Jesus loves Bacon – OFFICIAL!

Toby Elles, 22, made the discovery after burning the food when he fell asleep while cooking.

After lifting off the scorched bacon Mr Elles, from Salford, Lancs, could not believe his eyes when the Christlike image stared back at him. The face is complete with eyes, nose, a beard and is framed by long flowing hair.

Mr Elles, a cashier for Halifax Bank, said: “I fell asleep cooking some bacon and it had burned this face onto the pan, it’s some kind of miracle.

“If it wasn’t for the smoke of the bacon burning this onto the pan it could have been a very bad situation, perhaps someone’s looking over me.”
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Shenanigans are called – pic looks too good.

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  1. ShinymetalASS

    Evil Dan;1568472 wrote: Jesus is a potato ?

    I am sure some catholic freak found Jesus in a potato once.

    Jebus however can be found in a Saxamaphone.

  2. Evil Dan

    ShinymetalASS;1568486 wrote: I thought Chuck WAS Jesus.

    It’s a common misconception. I should point out however that while Jesus is a low ranking fictional wizard; Chuck Norris is an actual person with far mightier powers.

  3. Aardvark

    Jesus was a high level cleric/mage. In some of the gospels that didn’t make the cut, he had lightning bolts and fireballs and shit. That, combined with True Resurrection on Lazarus, demonstrates that he is a high level cross-class character.

  4. Evil Dan

    Aardvark;1568492 wrote: Jesus was a high level cleric/mage. In some of the gospels that didn’t make the cut, he had lightning bolts and fireballs and shit. That, combined with True Resurrection on Lazarus, demonstrates that he is a high level cross-class character.

    I’ve been lead to believe that Lazarus was merely hung-over and the rest was achieved with smoke and mirrors. At best he was little more than a conjuror of cheap tricks.

  5. Aardvark

    That’s because you’re atheist scum and the very idea that Jesus slew a lot of goblins and skeletons to get where he was is anathema to your core beliefs.

  6. Evil Dan

    Aardvark;1568499 wrote: That’s because you’re atheist scum and the very idea that Jesus slew a lot of goblins and skeletons to get where he was is anathema to your core beliefs.

    Jesus was a Jew. I don’t care how many goblins he slew; any man that won’t eat bacon isn’t really a man.

    Plus he never battled a Balrog.

  7. Aardvark

    A lot of the bible didn’t make the final cut. Jesus Vs The Dragonlords was cut, Son of God and the Whorebeast Temptorix was considered too risqué and JC Cuntpunches Herrod To The Moon was dropped for reasons of authenticity.

    Y’know, for a people who don’t believe a word the Bible says, you put a lot of stock in it when working out exactly who Jesus was and what he did and didn’t get up to.

  8. Evil Dan

    Aardvark;1568502 wrote: A lot of the bible didn’t make the final cut. Jesus Vs The Dragonlords was cut, Son of God and the Whorebeast Temptorix was considered too risqué and JC Cuntpunches Herrod To The Moon was dropped for reasons of authenticity.

    Y’know, for a people who don’t believe a word the Bible says, you put a lot of stock in it when working out exactly who Jesus was and what he did and didn’t get up to.

    Don’t forget; Jesus gets arsefarmed by the 12 disciples and the controversial Jesus and Judas have a felchfest.

  9. Evil Dan

    Aardvark;1568506 wrote: Your collection of biblically-influenced gay porn is two thousand years too late to be considered canon.

    That’s exactly what the Vatican said…….

  10. zedd_D1abl0

    IIRC Chuck Norris was responsible for getting Lazarus out of bed. And I seem to remember Chuck throwing out a one-liner about nailing Jesus to the Cross “so I can find the lying SOB later”.

  11. ShinymetalASS

    Evil Dan;1568500 wrote: Jesus was a Jew. I don’t care how many goblins he slew; any man that won’t eat bacon isn’t really a man.

    Plus he never battled a Balrog.

    So by your standards, Gandalf should be Jesus?

    Although I didn’t see too many pigs running around Middle Earth.

  12. RedMaN

    Gandalf FTW.

    Fuck Chuck Norris and his biblical principles. I lost any respect I had for the guy once I saw this.

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnFg0Sp2Xw[/video]

  13. ShinymetalASS

    Aardvark;1568579 wrote: Gandalf did come back from the dead, but he also associated with midgets.

    Jesus had no time for midgets.

    no one with a soul has time for midgets.

  14. Scythe

    ShinymetalASS;1568475 wrote: I am sure some catholic freak found Jesus in a potato once.

    Yes.

    The thing that bugs me about these stories (apart from the massive stupidity involved, of course), is this: suppose the images of Jesus and Mary do appear in foodstuffs, burnt oil, stains on walls and a host of other places.

    Why is it simply assumed that they are the ones that put them there? I’m quite willing to admit that a lot of those things do look like common depictions of Jesus and Mary, but it really bugs me that people just automatically choose to assign the deep spiritual meaning they want to them, when they don’t to all the other patterns people see in daily life. Why couldn’t it have been Satan as part of a plan to tempt people into idolatry?

    I mean, there’s a water stain in my bathroom that looks remarkably like a four-armed woman. Doesn’t mean I think Kali is watching me shower.

  15. Barry

    Scythe;1568606 wrote: I mean, there’s a water stain in my bathroom that looks remarkably like a four-armed woman. Doesn’t mean I think Kali is watching me shower.

    Damn, that sounds hawt. I imagine that getting a handjob in the shower from 1x 4 armed woman is almost on par with getting one from twins and you don’t have to pay for the extra meal.

  16. Marchpig

    Aardvark;1568476 wrote: Jesus can be found in a jet fighter, for Jesus is my Co-Pilot.

    He was also an architect, prior to his career as a prophet, in fact you could call it a love affair but mainly Jesus and my hotrod.

    ShinymetalASS;1568588 wrote: no one with a soul has time for midgets.

    :cry:

    Scythe;1568606 wrote:
    I mean, there’s a water stain in my bathroom that looks remarkably like a four-armed woman. Doesn’t mean I think Kali is watching me shower.

    Hmmm, imagine the reach round…

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