Roseanne Porn

Dream Zone Entertainment, a new adult studio based in Porn Valley, announces shooting dates for the next best-selling XXX porn parody: a sexy spoof of the hit ’90s sitcom Roseanne. Production will start this weekend, March 13-14, in California. Roseanne aired from 1988 to 1997 and tackled a number of controversial subject matters during its impressive ratings reign. More than a decade after the hit show went off the air, Dream Zone is now filming a parody about the quintessential working-class Midwestern family, the Connors. Roseanne XXX will have the same cast of characters: Roseanne (played by BBW actress, model and performer Kelly Shibari), Dan, Darlene, Becky, D.J., boyfriend David and sister Jackie.

Jesus suffering fuck. Some things should NEVER be associated with porn. EVER. Uuurggh. I think I just vomited shit into my mouth.

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9 comments on “Roseanne Porn”

  1. cranky

    Not as awesome as the new “Glee” porno. Imma be spankin the christ out of myself to this one.

    http://www.spike.com/video/glee-xxx-version/3398241

  2. Aurelius

    Hmm…. I dunno….. Becky & Darlene scenes might be interesting….. specially if they used the same actresses…..

  3. dwarfthrower

    I’m holding out for ALF porn.

  4. Tomsy

    fat incest porn… somewhere, somehow it turns someone on.

  5. nosfer2d2

    In the words of Ford Fairlane- Down boy- Roseanne Barr Naked

    He used that image to remove wood.

    Maybe we should say such porn is “chipper”

  6. WinterMuteAu

    Porn parodys for all! Check out the link cranky posted. Seinfeild xxx parody ?? like wtf ?

  7. ShinymetalASS

    Have the Big Bang Theory porn at home, thanks to Hammo.

    It’s rather amusing. But in a bad way.

  8. Hairyman

    dwarfthrower;1594450 wrote: I’m holding out for ALF porn.

    The bloke from Home and Away or teh Muppet Alien?

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