Gay teen worried he maybe a christian

LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He’s a member of his school’s swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.

“I don’t know what’s happening to me,” Faber admitted to reporters Monday. “It’s like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I’m tempted to go behind my friends’ backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on.”

Added Faber, “I feel so confused.”

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12 comments on “Gay teen worried he maybe a christian”

  1. Marchpig

    Get a cock up ya…oh wait…

  2. ShinymetalASS

    “Sure, I looked at the Book of Leviticus once or twice—everybody has,” Faber said. “We all experiment a little bit with that stuff when we’re growing up. But I was just a kid. I didn’t think it meant anything.”

    :rrofl:

  3. purplepong

    I LOL’d. Too hard.

  4. kré

    i remember when the onion was funny. oh wait, no i don’t.

  5. and3w

    i remember when kré was funny. oh wait, no i don’t.

  6. Blink

    kré;1550970 wrote: i remember when the onion was funny. oh wait, no i don’t.

    It helps if you have a sense of humour kré.

  7. L

    Note to self… Onion articles can be worthy :)

    My favourite was this one http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/kids_your_mother_is_ready_to

  8. kré

    and3w;1550976 wrote: i remember when kré was funny. oh wait, no i don’t.

    kré is harsh and succint, but never intends to be funny.

    the onion on the other hand is just overplayed attempts at humour which rarely manage to instill more than a chuckle.

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