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Ruze says:

July 8, 2010 at 6:10 am

Can it also make a delicious sandwich?

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GeeWhiz says:

July 9, 2010 at 11:29 am

Fucking bunch of skirts, if you are still sober enough to be using the web interface you do not deserve to have your beer delivered to you.

The robot should detect that I am half passed out or pissed my self and then just get me a fucking beer. Who the fuck has the time to line up multiple types of beer in a fridge? Also robot needs to be more fire proof for obvious reasons.

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Aardvark says:

July 9, 2010 at 11:51 pm

You can’t use a web interface while drunk? You fucking nancy. Hang your head in shame, you’re no longer fit to call yourself a geek.

Things I’ve done while beyond the lethal blood alcohol content:

Built a computer from scratch, installed OS and removed all the stupid things that shit me.
PHP assignment, some crappy database, head of the class
Ordered a pizza, without going overboard on stupid things that seemed like a good idea or purchasing excessive chicken wings.
Booked a holiday, including flights and hotels, cheap and convenient times.
Internet banking and stock trading, which I made a couple of grand on. Said couple of grand was lost later in a sober transaction
Remembered my credit card number by heart and entered without error for the last three.
Utterly dominated at Team Fortress, Unreal Tournament, Star Craft and Need for Speed, the last two significant because I suck at RTS’s sober and hate racing games.

If I was some kind of robot-building web-designer, I could have built that robot drunk.

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