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Trailer: Titanic 2

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f720MNvOeVc[/video]I can’t watch movies like this. They are filmed like porn but have no porn. And that just confuses me.

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Aardvark says:

July 29, 2010 at 9:16 pm

Titanic 2: Revenge of the Sea Zombies.

Re-surfacing this summer.

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ACEwoK says:

July 29, 2010 at 9:23 pm

oh ffs seriously?

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Snarky says:

July 29, 2010 at 9:57 pm

most pointless movie ever.

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Pirate says:

July 29, 2010 at 9:58 pm

I wonder how it ends. :weed:

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MyPetMonkey says:

July 29, 2010 at 10:16 pm

Needs a Kraken….. or an Octoshark….. or Sharktopus…..

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Aardvark says:

July 29, 2010 at 10:24 pm

MyPetMonkey;1612470 wrote: Needs a Kraken….. or an Octoshark….. or Sharktopus…..

Or a new premise.

“Deep in the heart of the Atlantic, a group of scientists are working to uncover the mysteries behind the world’s most famous naval disaster… but they uncovered something else… something evil…”

Cue the high tempo, heavy-on-the-drums music, then show shots of the cast doing various things aboard the boat, which is mysteriously water-free, involving at least one person being dragged off by forces unknown, one person in a deep dive suit being stalked while a woman shouts at him through the radio to get back inside, an inexplicable scene aboard an abandoned oil derrick and finishing with the leading tart screaming in fright.

“Titanic 2: Ocean of Blood.”

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Tyrany says:

July 29, 2010 at 11:04 pm

Or better still, call the movie TITMANIC and have the ocean line sunk by breast augmentation surgery that goes horribly wrong.

The tag line: “Won’t someone think of the boobies!”

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Magicbumfluff says:

July 29, 2010 at 11:36 pm

Aardvark;1612474 wrote: Or a new premise.

“Deep in the heart of the Atlantic, a group of scientists are working to uncover the mysteries behind the world’s most famous naval disaster… but they uncovered something else… something evil…”

Cue the high tempo, heavy-on-the-drums music, then show shots of the cast doing various things aboard the boat, which is mysteriously water-free, involving at least one person being dragged off by forces unknown, one person in a deep dive suit being stalked while a woman shouts at him through the radio to get back inside, an inexplicable scene aboard an abandoned oil derrick and finishing with the leading tart screaming in fright.

“Titanic 2: Ocean of Blood.”

I would see this movie.

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Deo says:

July 29, 2010 at 11:39 pm

That was so terrible I think it gave me cancer.

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Marchpig says:

July 29, 2010 at 11:56 pm

I just threw up…a lot actually.

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Moorloc says:

July 30, 2010 at 12:17 am

Pirate;1612463 wrote: I wonder how it ends. :weed:

Watch the clip, it sinks!

Oh wait! You were being sarcastic. My bad!

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Pagey says:

July 30, 2010 at 3:59 am

19 seconds in = pirate

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