Upgrade today!
Greeting dear reader.
Just letting you know that ZGeek will be down for a bit today while we upgrade VBulletin. You’ll notice when the site is down as shit won’t work and puppies will be sad.
Anyway, I better go get ready. ZGeek never gets upgraded while sobber.
Update
Ok done with the update. But there maybe more screwiness as I update stuff. So if you find anything broken, please leave a comment!
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I want to be not sobber too!
Come in, the water is fine.
You, you’re broken, broken on the inside, in that way that only a mother can see.
Updating the site won’t make it any better, it keeps on sinkin’ baby.
Fixed that for you.
Pirate, I opened my Peppermint Crisp and it was broken. Can you check on that for me please?
The ring came off my pudding can!
I bent my wookie.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
All the news article creation text is white on a white background. As a card-carrying black man, I feel racially vilified by this obvious display of white oppression and shall be consulting my ninja attack attorney.
The quote text seems to be red as well, but I have beef with neither Communists nor Native Americans. Yet.
Bitches be crazy, yo.
Wow this upgrade increased me by 3 inches, thanks Pirate!
image upload limits have been raised, i approve.
Hmm, i don’t like the way she throws the HDD in the case.
it puts the hard drive in its skin, or it gets the hose again