Think about it — if you’re a male, and you want to bollix-up the nonsensical airport security-industrial complex, one way to do so would be to wear a kilt. If nothing else, this will cause TSA employees to throw up their hands in disgust
I thinks me bits would be a bit cold in the air-con, but a nice sentiment. FIND THE PLASTIQUE JOHNNY! FIND THAT FUCKING PLASTIQUE.