For Sale: Wetsuit – Not Pissed In
You’re probably thinking “People piss in wetsuits, I’m not sure about a second hand wetsuit”, but believe it or not I have NEVER urinated in this suit, seriously, these suits are too good to be doing such a vulgar act in, the wee just ends up staying in the suit and then when you’re sat having a post-surf pint in the pub you smell awful and girls don’t like boys that smell of piss so you just sit there, alone all night, sobbing into your pint of Betty Stoggs like a lonely desperate piss smelling man.
I’ve included a picture of a bear using a urinal, this is how I normally use the toilet, notice that the animal is not wearing a wetsuit. Although I am not a bear, I, like a bear, do not piss in wetsuits.
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P.S. Please buy my wetsuit… I haven’t pissed in it – honest.