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Christopher Walken + Dancin’

Christopher Walken + Dancin’

Before his transition to acting, Christopher Walken’s theater training focused on dance. Even though he moved on to be the thespian superstar we know him as, he didn’t leave his roots behind. In most his films, he seems to find a way to work at least a move or two into his role, scripted or not. And here we have over 50 of these scenes all edited together into one big mashup.
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Creepy Sexy Animatronic Slut Puppet?

Artist Jordan Wolfson’s imagination brought this animatronic figure to life with a little help from his friends at Spectral Motion. The piece is currently being exhibited at David Zwirner Gallery in New York. The figure, who wears a grotesque green mask, incorporates facial recognition technology which allows her eyes to focus on, and unnervingly follow, visitors at the exhibition.

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Double dick. For real.

Double dick. For real.

Okay. So. Um.

There’s no creative way to package this so we’re just going to tell it like it is and know that you’ll keep reading because there is literally nobody who wouldn’t want to keep reading this:

A man in the US was born with two penises.

Double dicked guy does AMA on Reddit. Click the links. You know you want to.

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Korean Poo Wine!

Korean Poo Wine!

“Ttongsul” is a Korean rice wine mixed with the fermented turd of a human child. It has an alcoholic content of around 9 percent. Little is known about the origins of what is surely one of the world’s most bizarre and gag-inducing medicines.

At least it doesn’t involve the slow, painful death of any tigers, lions, orangutans, elephants, sloths, bears, kittens, etc.

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Spooky statue filmed spinning by itself

Spooky statue filmed spinning by itself

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An ancient Egyptian statue kept in a museum for 80 years has started spinning on its own. The Daily Mail reports that the 25cm statue, a relic of the god of death found inside a mummy’s tomb, has been filmed inside the Manchester Museum spinning 180 degrees.

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I hope this isn’t a hoax. And if it isn’t, I don’t want this statue anywhere near me! It actually does look like it’s turning away from the crowds and prying eyes.

 

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Return of the Dumbfuck Nazi Parents

Return of the Dumbfuck Nazi Parents

A man who gave his children Nazi-inspired names has dressed up in full fascist regalia as he appeared in a US court seeking to secure visitation rights to his youngest son.

Asked whether dressing up as a Nazi was likely to help his case, Campbell was confident it would not be held against him: “If they’re good judges and they’re good people, they’ll look within, not what’s on the outside.”

Are you fucking kidding me, you racist asswipe? Yes, good people look at what’s on the inside, not skin colour or race, but you worship a mass murdering fuckhead who did the opposite of that. I hope all of your kids get to grow up without you in their life and you die miserable and alone.

 

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The Annandale Lives On!

“Leichhardt Council has today received confirmation from the agent responsible for the sale of the hotel that it is set to be sold to a publican, not a residential developer,” reads the statement from Council.

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Asshole of the Week: Hits Cyclist With Car, Brags on Twitter

Asshole of the Week: Hits Cyclist With Car, Brags on Twitter

A driver is being investigated by police after bragging on Twitter about knocking a cyclist off his bike. The Daily Mail in Britain reports that Emma Way, 20, boasted about her collision with a rider in Norwich.

Writing under the name @emmaway20, she tweeted: “Definitely knocked a cyclist off his bike earlier – I have right of way he doesn’t even pay road tax! #bloodycyclists”.

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Teeny tiny drones: coming to an airspace near you

Teeny tiny drones: coming to an airspace near you

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In the very early hours of the morning, in a Harvard robotics laboratory last summer, a robotic insect took flight. Half the size of a paperclip, weighing less than a tenth of a gram, it leapt a few inches, hovered for a moment on fragile, flapping wings, and then sped along a preset route through the air.

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History isn’t boring!

History isn’t boring!

Five ancient copper coins and a map with an “X” might lead to a discovery that could rewrite Australia’s history. Australian soldier, Maurie Isenberg was stationed on one of the Wessel Islands in WW2 to man a radar station and spent his spare time fishing on the idyllic beaches. While sitting in the sand with his fishing-rod, he discovered a handful of coins in the sand.

 

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Jay Leno pranks a guy, strikes gold

So, I’ve never posted anything from a US talk show before, but this is pretty much the best thing I’ve seen this month. The context is: the Jay Leno Show has set up a prank where a news anchor presents a “live” feed from a petrol pump, with very funny results.

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Street legal Batman Tumbler replica? I’ll take two

Street legal Batman Tumbler replica? I’ll take two

Finally someone has used their deep pockets to fund a Batman Tumbler Replica, and this thing is one hell of a machine to say the least. The customizers at Team Galag invested a cool $1.6 million into making our dream their reality. The Tumbler is of course life size, and the best part of it all? It’s 100 percent street legal. The DC Comics inspired machine is packed with a 6.2 liter V8 engine, and can hit a top speed of 100 miles per hour.

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Replace drones with these and war will be cancelled

Replace drones with these and war will be cancelled

Cold, readily available drinks at music festivals are nothing short of paradise. Alternately, the prospect of having to queue tirelessly for food and drink while absenting yourself from the music is infuriating.

So imagine a world where you never had to leave the stage – at the click of the button a frosty beer would be headed your way, delivered to your exact location via miniature aircraft. Enticing isn’t it?

 

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The Annual Hammerhead Festival aka, festival for those with no brains and small dicks to go ahead

The Annual Hammerhead Festival aka, festival for those with no brains and small dicks to go ahead
Hitler loves it.

Hitler loves it.

To the discontent of many of Australia’s residents, a white power festival will be held for the Neo-Nazi population in a secret location in Queensland’s Gold Coast this May.

The Annual Hammerhead Festival will be held on the 4th of May, by the Southern Cross Hammerskins – a Australian branch of a US-based white supremacist group – and city officials are currently powerless to prevent the festival from going ahead.

As The Courier Mail reports, the event is described on a popular Neo-Nazi website as ”a massive event on the white calender with great bands, great atmosphere and a great weekend… in one of Australia’s top holiday destinations,” to be revealed to groups of the white supremacist movement.

Fuck these people with pineapples. Seriously.

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