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FAHF: Thomas Dolby & Buzz Aldrin – She Blinded Me With Science
Thomas Dolby & Buzz Aldrin together is a bit strange because Thomas is a member of the Flat Earth Society who claim the lunar landings were faked. However, it is the Flat Earth society was started as a joke & the members who know this laughing at the members who …
I think I’ve found my new career.
Sitting on the pavement next to his dog and sleeping bag, Simon Wright looked to all the world like a homeless beggar. But what the passers-by who gave him cash didn’t know was that he was earning over £50,000 a year and living in a £300,000 council flat in west …
Shit Music Sunday: Ur Boy Bangz – Follow me on Instagram
Caturday Tunes
The Musashi’s are a musical group in Japan, consisting of five cats. One of the largest talent agencies, Stardust Promotion, represents the Musashi’s. The contract with Stardust stated that each cat will be given one skipjack tuna approximately valued at 7000 Japanese yen (90.00 USD) per song. Members Musashi (ムサシ) …
Grumpy Cat to get his own feature film.
GRUMPY Cat, the cranky-faced Kitty responsible for thousands of memes is headed for the big screen. The cat who was voted Meme of the Year at the 2013 Webby Awards will be given the power of speech in the feature film, with Will Ferrell and Jack Black rumoured to star …
My, How attitudes have changed……They have, haven’t they?
Worst Cases of Indecency Ever COMMON OCCURRENCES IN QUEENSLAND’S CAPITAL THE growth of the pervert population of Brisbane, beautiful capital of Queensland, is astounding, and in the last year hundreds of these queer semi-feminine men have made the city their headquarters. Now they have evolved into a cult, with two …
Pics or it didn’t happen (NSFW stuff inside)
Topless activists have stormed the catwalk and run at Heidi Klum during the finale of Germany’s Next Top Model. Two protesters from Ukrainian feminist group Femen stormed the stage and charged towards judge Klum on Thursday night local time. The words “Heidi horror picture show” and “Sadistic show” were written …
Hang the Blessed DJ
The Smiths have recorded an uplifting commercial dance anthem to mark their 30th anniversary. Morrissey and Johnny Marr reconciled to pen Party Vibe (Uh Yeah) which features chunky beats, catchy vocals and massive snare rolls to make clubbers come up on their pills. Morrissey said: “I’m just really into what’s …
If Ikea were an Auto maker.
A British company has come up with a novel solution to transport problems faced in the developing world – by designing a flat-pack truck. Called the ‘OX,’ it can be shipped to Africa in cargo containers for assembly without specialised tools or skills. Construction from start to finish takes three …
Weed & Bacon, does it get any better?
Since Washington state legalised marijuana, farmers of the lucrative crop have been faced with the problem of what do with the by-products of cannabis production — leaves, roots and stems, Seattle Met reports. In a win-win situation meat producer BB Ranch is now feeding its pigs feed mixed with weed …
Shit Music Sunday, post Caturday edition: Paula Abdul & MC Scatcat – Opposites Attract
Great Cats In History: Gallantry under fire – Simon, of HMS Amethyst
The cats of Stonecutters Island were well known for becoming ships’ cats, and George decided to smuggle the waif aboard. To avoid the man on watch, he concealed the cat under his tunic and took him to his tiny space — hardly a cabin — which served as his accommodation. …
Great cats in history: Most Prolific Mouser – Towser of Glenturret Distillery
The Glenturret Distillery, near Crieff in Perthshire, Scotland, is the oldest working Scotch-whisky distillery in the country and home of the world-renowned Famous Grouse whisky. Barley stored in a distillery ready for whisky making is a big attraction for mice, and so for many years Glenturret has kept a cat …
Awwww, Sad kitty related news.
Thirteen years, 1,500 infrared cameras, hundreds of catnip-baited hair traps and an almost incalculable number of hours in the field have confirmed what scientists have long feared: the Formosan clouded leopard (Neofelis nebulosa brachyura) is in all likelihood extinct. The subspecies, endemic to Taiwan, was wiped out by poaching, trade …
It’s Caturday
As some of you may be aware, Pirate is not the real owner of this site, the real owners of this site have expressed disappointment that the site lacks news that is of interest to them so they have demanded that today we post news about cats & things that …
Gawd bless ‘Murica
A US man plans to give people living in high-crime New York neighbourhoods free shotguns and weapons training as part of a controversial new initiative. Kyle Coplen, 29, founded the Armed Citizens Project in January, the New York Daily News reports. The group, which is privately funded, aims to give …
Tunesday: King Crimson (not the crap one) – Sleepless
I’ve probably posted this before but that was years ago, here it is again to make up for posting that fucking awful King KrimZon crap on Sunday
Shit Music Sunday: King KrimZon – Walk Down The Halls
From what I can gather King KrimZon is some sad wannabe rapper who ripped his name off an English/American prog rock band & wears a sad looking dreadlock wig, he apparently promotes himself by crashing other artist’s gigs & music festivals.
Nasty kinder surprise?
Two children have died in northern China after drinking yogurt allegedly tainted with rat poison by the owner of a rival kindergarten, media report. The girls in Hebei province suffered convulsions and started foaming at the mouth after consuming the yogurt on 24 April, Xinhua news agency said. The kindergarten …