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A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight, but the victim was so focused on her low-cut dress that all he could describe to officers afterward were her breasts, San Francisco police said Thursday. The woman drove away after …

Pot in a vending machine

NEW Zealand’s first cannabis club has installed a vending machine to dispense the drug. The club, the Daktory in the West Auckland suburb of New Lynn, has been using the machine to avoid any members being charged for dealing in the drug. The hired vending machine, usually filled with toys …

My new girlfriend

Three sisters suffering Warewolf syndrome fear no mane will marry them. The condition affecting just one in a billion people means their bodies are covered in extra hair — giving them extremely bushy eyebrows and beards. And Savita, 23, Monisha, 18, and 16-year-old Savitri fear the Hypertrichosis Universalis will leave …

Douches in an elevator

An anonymous career banker inside Goldman Sachs opened a twitter account (@GSElevator) with the intention of revealing the hilarious banter that takes place in the privacy of the GS elevators. Since then, the account has evolved to include things overheard on trading floors, bullpens, lobbies and bars. Some of the …

3rd Time Lucky for Germany.

If Clausewitz is right that “war is the continuation of policy by other means”, then Germany is again at war with Europe — at least in the sense that German policy is trying to achieve in Europe the characteristic objectives of war — the redrawing of international boundaries and the …

Awesome dog is awesome

Sergeant Stubby was a stray, homeless mutt who saved more lives, saw more combat, and performed more badass feats of heroic awesomeness than most people could ever hope to accomplish even WITH the advantage of prehensile thumbs and the ability to utilize 100 percent of their brain power without exploding …

Maccas is bad for your kids

McDonald’s is investigating an incident at the fast-food chain’s Geraldton restaurant in Western Australia after a two-year-old girl was found chewing a used condom. The girl’s father said he was disgusted to find her chewing on the condom, which she picked up in a restaurant’s playground on Saturday. He said …

All hail our new Apple overlords

In the eyes of investors, Apple Inc. is as good as gold. Shining alongside the precious metal as two safe buys in a volatile market, Apple shares surged Tuesday, briefly pushing the consumer electronics giant past Exxon Mobil Corp. to become the world’s most valuable company. The market value of …

Dude Rides in the Nude

A Sydney commodities broker treated onlookers in the city’s CBD to the rare spectacle of quasi-nude cycling during peak hour after losing a bet about the outcome of the Tour de France. The commodities broker, known as ‘‘Flex’’ in Sydney financial circles, donned a lime green ‘‘mankini,’’ the garment made …

Super Mario lowest score

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIKEVSZITps[/video]I like to think that YouTube poster NotEntirelySure had his head in a vaguely similar place when he attempted his own unusual record: Lowest possible score in a Super Mario Bros. run (see video in sidebar). It’s a completely counter-intuitive endeavour, yet one that demands at least as much skill …

Gillard is gone now.

Just when Julia Gillard thought things couldn’t get worse, she has now lost the support of her last power base: rangas. The Red And Nearly Ginger Association, which claims to represent the nation’s redheads, said it is withdrawing its support because she is giving gingers a bad name. The RANGA …

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