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Not so magic Kingdom for sale

The blunt message echoes a note left for the Tory-led government after it took power from Labour in 2010. The outgoing treasury secretary told his successor, “Dear Chief Secretary, I’m afraid to tell you there’s no money left.” Small quaint Island for sale. Owner wants quick sale. conveniently close to …

US Republicans are wankers

Morris called the group a “radicalized organization” that backs abortion and promotes the “homosexual lifestyle.” Of the 50 role models that Girl Scouts study, Morris argued that “only three have a briefly mentioned religious background; all the rest are feminists, lesbians or communists.” Republicans should not be allowed to vote, …

Monty Python reuniting, yes Yes YES!

There may be a little more life in Brian, after all. Monty Python-ers John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin and Terry Jones are reuniting for the science-fiction comedy “Absolutely Anything,” TheWrap has confirmed. Eric Idle, the other surviving member of the Flying Circus, may join the project, as well, producer …

Smart ass teacher revenge

Roach said the teachers were attempting to incorporate social studies into math problems. Christopher Braxton told ABC News affiliate WSB-TV in Atlanta that he couldn’t believe the assignment his 8-year-old son brought home from of Beaver Ridge Elementary school in Norcross. “It kind of blew me away,” Braxton said. “Do …

Fatties get their own ad

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t_H_DBHmGQ&feature=player_embedded[/video] Does this sweater make me look fat? No the fact that you are fat makes you look fat, the sweater just makes you look purple. A storm of controversy has been brewing in the US. Actually, it’s probably more accurate to say the storm has been dipped in oil …

Nurse girls are easy

Murdered Gold Coast singer Tony Williams, who once boasted he put the word sex in his band Sex ‘N’ Chocolate, had hundreds of lovers, many of them nurses with whom he worked, police sources have said. Williams was found dead in his Mermaid Waters home on Christmas Eve. He had …

Buy this guy an AAT!

Jacob French has just started walking across Australia — from Perth to Sydney (4100km) — in a Stormtrooper outfit to raise money for the Starlight Foundation. Jacob hopes to raise money by averaging about 40km a day for five days a week (which means he’ll probably get to Sydney around …

Darth Vader Actor dies

LONDON (AP) — Olympic fencer and movie sword master Bob Anderson appeared in some of film’s most famous dueling scenes — though few viewers knew it. Anderson, who has died at age 89, donned Darth Vader’s black helmet and fought light saber battles in two of the three original “Star …

Censorship in action

Aussie comedian Tim Minchin has become embroiled in a Christmas controversy in the UK with a song that compares Jesus to Woody Allen. The UK-born but Perth-raised comic penned what he described as a “silly, harmless, and quite cute” tune, in which he compared Jesus to the Jewish actor and …

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