Batman Rises: Possible spoilers

David Letterman has appartently ruined Batman by giving away the ending.

So I am going to try and spoil it more by giving away some of real spoilers.

1. Bruce Wayne is Batman
2. Batman is Luke’s father
3. Batman was dead all the time
4. Batman is actually Banana Man
5. Bane kills Dumbledore
6. It was all just a dream
7. Batman doesn’t exist and was just a figment of Alfreds imagination all along.
8. Bruce Wayne is actually Keyser Soze.
9. There are thousands of Batman. All cloned and stored at an underground moonbase.
10. Alfred did it.

Feel free to add your own.