A website popular with weirdos and warriors has launched a new front page. ZGeek, which is no stranger to controversy launched its new look today with a new front page focusing on member created content. The webmaster, Tony B aka “Pirate” aka “That fuckwit” aka “That’s the man there your honor” told reporters “I was fucken bored with the current site, so I chucked up a new skin and made it mine by configuring it and then grinding my crotch against the screen until I reached a happy outcome.”
Readers of ZGeek, the last two left. Promptly flipped their shit and left. Never to be heard of again. “That’s ok. I only do this to make me feel important” said Pirate while softly weeping into his milkshake.
The new front page features two big fucken lines at the top of the page exclusively reserved to “pimp” content made ZGeek and by its members. “The top line slider is content ZGeek made for ZGeek. The next slider down features content made by ZGeek members about their projects, rants and really anything they want to submit that relates to something they produced. The news that we aggregate is now down further on the page or you can go back to the old style by bookmarking the ZGeek News page. Now I just hope people get behind this new direction and post their shit.” wept Pirate as he slowly fell from his chair whilst grabbing the table cloth causing all the crockery and food to fall to the floor with him “Oh a sandwich” he remarked.