Please Australians, don’t watch this. You can’t handle it! It will warp your precious brain-sack!
Check out the two scenes that were removed from the Australian, European, African, and Middle Eastern releases of South Park: The Stick of Truth.
South Park wouldn’t be South Park without a healthy dose of controversy, so it should come as no surprise that the just-released Stick of Truth South Park video game has its fair share. Originally, when it was revealed that the game would be censored in Australia, absolutely no-one was surprised, as Australia censors pretty much everything these days. What was a little more surprising was the news that the same offending scenes would be cut from the European, African, and Middle Eastern versions of the game, replaced with this image instead.
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30 years have passed since Bruce Wayne survived Skynet’s nuclear blasts in August of ’97. Iron demons now roam the planet, and without the requirement to defend the innocent against crime and injustice, Wayne has seeked refuge in the bomb shelter that saved his life; the Batcave.
Having scavenged the wasteland for resources, he discovers the radio of a dead soldier. There is static over a frequency. Flesh and blood is rising up to the west. With The Stinger; a riot control vehicular unit built before the apocalypse along with a refitted bomb blast vest, Batman makes his way across what remains of the United States to join forces with the man determined to neutralize the electronic menace – John Conner.
Original Concept – Tony Guerrero
After an evidently not chic day at the races, the Gold Coast’s two most-glittering disappointments to humanity stepped forward to claim the title that is rightfully theirs now that they can cross ‘physically assault and racially vilify an elderly, blind Indigenous 77-year-old man on a bus’ off their abhorrent bucket lists.
I hope these two cunts get their comeuppance. What a pathetic thing to do. Attacking an old man who can’t fight back. Fucking cowards.
I hope it comes out on Steam. But it will probably be banned here in Australia.
The ridiculous footage above comes from CoffeeStainStudios, and it’s (most unfortunately) not a real game. “We’re just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP,” they wrote on the video’s YouTube description. The goat game is a part of a month-long game jam at the studio, to be specific
I want it to be real! Sick of fucking zombies and fantasy games. I want gritty goat stuff!