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  • Friday Afternoon Head Fuck: We Buy Any Car

    by
    King_Crud
    Posted on 12-03-2010 04:25 PM
    16 Comments Comments
    There are many great British exports that the world has enjoyed over the centuries: golf, invasion and death, matchbox cars, Viz magazine, to name but a few. But unfortunately there is one British gem that has remained firmly in local hands UNTIL NOW!!!!

    This is possibly the greatest tune from the greatest ad in the history of sound. Not only is it a catchy tune, it clearly conveys the point that the advertiser is trying to make. No longer will one contemplate whether someone will be interested in buying their car, no matter how crappy it is. There is a solution!!!!

    We Buy Any Car Dot Com

       
    Comments 16 Comments
    1. and3w's Avatar
      and3w - 12-03-2010, 09:12 PM
      I don't believe you Crud!! We invite you into our country, show you love & respect, employ you, allow you to sample our finest pub toilets & quaff from foaming flagons of lovely beer - and what do you do??
      Publicise our secret weapon, that's what! Before long this jaunty little tune will be irreparably stuck in everyone's head. You cruel man. The antipodes aren't ready for this. Only yesterday someone tried to use this in Neighbours. The result? The tragic attempted suicide of a long-running Neighbours associate, finally aware that nothing they ever did in a full TV studio could even begin to match an advertisement from the 'auld country'.
    1. Norrie's Avatar
      Norrie - 12-03-2010, 11:14 PM
      Could have been worse, could have been that fat prick Go Comparing

      Oops.
    1. and3w's Avatar
      and3w - 13-03-2010, 12:02 AM
      You are just cruel Norrie...
    1. Evil Dan's Avatar
      Evil Dan - 13-03-2010, 01:25 AM
      Hmmm... I was sold until the gratuitous socks scene
    1. King_Crud's Avatar
      King_Crud - 13-03-2010, 04:46 AM
      i posted this a month ago. Good work zgeek mods!
    1. Evil Dan's Avatar
      Evil Dan - 13-03-2010, 04:56 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by King_Crud View Post
      i posted this a month ago. Good work zgeek mods!
      Censorship........ it makes baby Jebus cry.
    1. Norrie's Avatar
      Norrie - 13-03-2010, 05:43 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by King_Crud View Post
      i posted this a month ago. Good work zgeek mods!
      Wow!
      Whinging that a shit UK telly add was your thing a month ago?
      My heart bleeds purple piss.

      (bet you had the proper ad with the 80's boy band reject as well. You did, didn't you?)
    1. and3w's Avatar
      and3w - 13-03-2010, 05:47 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by King_Crud View Post
      i posted this a month ago. Good work zgeek mods!
      In that case you posted it wrong. Wasn't in the 'input' folder yesterday or I might have done something with it.
    1. carls's Avatar
      carls - 13-03-2010, 07:25 AM


      With a single word, "Frank Walker national tiles" owns all head fucks.

      (Sorry about the shit tunes)
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      King_Crud - 13-03-2010, 07:42 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by and3w View Post
      In that case you posted it wrong. Wasn't in the 'input' folder yesterday or I might have done something with it.
      can't remember the details but i did the post and hit the post button or something. The new format confused me because i'm a simple person, the old website could accomodate for retards like me, but this new one confuses and scares me. So the fact it has now appeared for you andy is wierd, because i've done nothing since then except sit in the corner of the room crying.
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      King_Crud - 13-03-2010, 07:43 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by Norrie View Post
      Wow!
      Whinging that a shit UK telly add was your thing a month ago?
      My heart bleeds purple piss.

      (bet you had the proper ad with the 80's boy band reject as well. You did, didn't you?)


      what are you on about you strange person?
    1. Norrie's Avatar
      Norrie - 13-03-2010, 07:52 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by King_Crud View Post
      what are you on about you strange person?
      I'm gibbering pish, person that I know not.
      I thought that was OK here.

      Where did I go wrong oh great one?
      Teach me that I may learn.
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      King_Crud - 13-03-2010, 08:28 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by Norrie View Post
      I'm gibbering pish, person that I know not.
      I thought that was OK here.

      Where did I go wrong oh great one?
      Teach me that I may learn.
      i dunno, i joined here 10 years ago, i've kind of forgotten how it started
    1. Norrie's Avatar
      Norrie - 13-03-2010, 08:36 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by King_Crud View Post
      i dunno, i joined here 10 years ago, i've kind of forgotten how it started
      Therefore I bow to to you oh Oldie.

      But, unless you like static, things like they were, gosh we were so hip, give us newbies a fucking break.
      That's all I, for one, ask.
    1. and3w's Avatar
      and3w - 13-03-2010, 08:45 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by Norrie View Post
      Therefore I bow to to you oh Oldie.

      But, unless you like static, things like they were, gosh we were so hip, give us newbies a fucking break.
      That's all I, for one, ask.
      This is massivley LOL - Crud is one of those who DOESN'T think everything was better, back in the day, and fair play to him.

      He's still a cunt though.
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      King_Crud - 13-03-2010, 11:55 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by and3w View Post
      This is massivley LOL - Crud is one of those who DOESN'T think everything was better, back in the day, and fair play to him.

      He's still a cunt though.
      i still think the new zgeek is shit, and i once got to put my face is Cassas boobs and go huuuurrrrrrr! So back in the day there were certainly some good things