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  • Tales of Awesome #1

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    Pirate
    Posted on 11-03-2010 01:41 PM
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    A while back ZGeek got hacked. The pricks gained access through our gallery and fucked it up good. Luckily I had a backup. Unluckily it was just a copy of all the files. No data was saved. Which sucks.

    Now I've taken on the monumental task of going through these images and re-uploading them. Some of them are really freaking awesome. While some of them are really freaking scary. So I'm going to share stories about some of the photos I find. And this is the first of these.

    Now grab a chair and blanket. And prepare for a tale that spans time and space. Oh and if you're the owner of the photo or know more about them. Then please feel free to join in, correct facts or call me names.

    This story is a short one. But packed with epic. Some chaps, I forget who. Sent me a series of pictures (which you can see after the jump) in which they explained that at the cricket, getting beer was a bit of a bitch. They'd spend too much time in the line for beer; missing crucial cricket moments.

    So how did they fix this problem? They hired a tainted woman of the night to be their beer wench. Now that is some awesome problem solving skills.







       
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    1. Marchpig's Avatar
      Marchpig - 11-03-2010, 02:34 PM
      I approve of this service/product and wish to subscribe to your newsletter/spam list.
    1. cranky's Avatar
      cranky - 11-03-2010, 02:44 PM
      I arrouse this lettuce and wish to prod your man fist.
    1. Pirate's Avatar
      Pirate - 11-03-2010, 03:22 PM
      I like fish flavored turnips!
    1. Kirko69's Avatar
      Kirko69 - 11-03-2010, 07:15 PM
      Unfortunately the fun police banned beer wenches in oz at the beginning of the decade.
      This is why according to the SCG Trust,
      Why are ‘beer wenches’ banned?
             This activity is in breach if the Responsible Service of Alcohol (RSA) regulations as it is the secondary supply of alcohol. This activity is also in breach of Trust regulations as ‘beer wenches’ may be operating a paid business on Trust lands without authorisation.
    1. King_Crud's Avatar
      King_Crud - 11-03-2010, 07:16 PM
      tell us a story about Sambo and Cassas kebab dance
    1. kré's Avatar
      kré - 11-03-2010, 07:30 PM
      shame that beer wench was a minger
    1. glarbnaught's Avatar
      glarbnaught - 11-03-2010, 07:31 PM
      Quote Originally Posted by Kirko69 View Post
      Unfortunately the fun police banned beer wenches in oz at the beginning of the decade.
      This is why according to the SCG Trust,
      Why are ‘beer wenches’ banned?
             This activity is in breach if the Responsible Service of Alcohol (RSA) regulations as it is the secondary supply of alcohol. This activity is also in breach of Trust regulations as ‘beer wenches’ may be operating a paid business on Trust lands without authorisation.
      Easy way around that... Just get your most shameless mate to say "She's my missus". Then let them try and prove it isn't so. Pretty sure it's not against the rules to have ya missus to bring the beer. Or did they ban not being chivalrous as well?

      Also, makes sure as part of the package he fucks her... to lessen complications.
    1. Kirko69's Avatar
      Kirko69 - 11-03-2010, 08:02 PM
      If she brings me beer I'll fuck her myself..."You don't know me, you don't have my address, you kinky little..."
    1. TheGorn's Avatar
      TheGorn - 11-03-2010, 08:35 PM
      She's a minger with great tits - perfect for use as a beer wench, and then later - cum spittoon.
    1. King_Crud's Avatar
      King_Crud - 11-03-2010, 08:52 PM
      if you saw her in a club you'd probably give her a second look
    1. cypher1024's Avatar
      cypher1024 - 12-03-2010, 03:42 AM
      Couldn't she just get her RSA to get around the 'secondary supply' bullshit?
    1. johny_roberts's Avatar
      johny_roberts - 13-03-2010, 08:40 AM
      your describing your mum TheGorn...........I'd tap this chick twice
    1. phunkysystem's Avatar
      phunkysystem - 18-03-2010, 10:08 PM
      I like when she's walking back everyone is looking at her because when she was fetching beer they were telling everyone they hired a skank to be their beer donky
      she has such a proud look on her face probly not all that was on her face
    1. Hairyman's Avatar
      Hairyman - 19-03-2010, 07:57 PM
      That is majestic.