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  • Pish woman, away or I'll ball-slap ya!

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    Munchkin
    Posted on 17-03-2010 06:13 AM
    4 Comments Comments
    Once in a while a story of complete and utter lunacy just drops in your lap (so to speak). This is one such. After all Pirate's sterling work on YouTube, the 'post a link' button, the 'input' folder and even the 'ezlink' button what does Munchkin do? Say's 'This made me smile today' and posts it in the Zombie forum!
    Not on your nellie young lady. Promoted.

    A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff's Court and was fined £600.

    Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November. They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

    Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

    Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.
    BBC
    'Evasive action' - bwahahahaha, 'quit binge drinking' - LOLOLOL

       
    This article was originally published in forum thread: What made you smile today? started by Sambellina View original post
    Comments 4 Comments
    1. Aardvark's Avatar
      Aardvark - 17-03-2010, 07:28 AM
      How tall was this guy? Or the police women? Was he on a table or she on the ground? How did this occur? In the natural course of such incidents, penises should not be at head height.
    1. babajv's Avatar
      babajv - 17-03-2010, 01:55 PM
      WIN
    1. and3w's Avatar
      and3w - 17-03-2010, 05:52 PM
      She was sat on the sofa, he was stood up, and she was asking him to 'Come quietly...'
    1. Barry's Avatar
      Barry - 17-03-2010, 08:59 PM
      Quote Originally Posted by and3w View Post
      She was sat on the sofa, he was stood up, and she was asking him to 'Come quietly...'
      My double entendre sense is tingling... I've got it!
      Quote Originally Posted by D-Generation View Post
      Up, Up as in getting in up? Hahahahah!
      (For those playing at home: Satanic Sketches - Side 1 - 2min35sec)