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    Tales of Awesome #2 

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    Posted on 12-03-2010 12:23 PM
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    Another tale of awesome from the bowels of ZGeek history. And this is one of my favorites.

    Taken by a member of ZGeek (I'm not sure who as I lost all the data.. if it's you contact me!) Avarice as he flew along in formation with his other pilot buddies from the Australian Airforce. If I remember correctly he had just qualified to become a ninja-like pilot. Since then he's also saved the world seven times!

    One more shot in the comments. I've been threatened with legal action if I use the "After the jump" thing again. So I won't. Now please give me back my turtle.

    Also, if anyone else wants to take pictures like this. Do it. Sent it. I fucking love them.
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    Tales of Awesome #1 

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    Posted on 11-03-2010 01:41 PM
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    A while back ZGeek got hacked. The pricks gained access through our gallery and fucked it up good. Luckily I had a backup. Unluckily it was just a copy of all the files. No data was saved. Which sucks.

    Now I've taken on the monumental task of going through these images and re-uploading them. Some of them are really freaking awesome. While some of them are really freaking scary. So I'm going to share stories about some of the photos I find. And this is the first of these.

    Now grab a chair and blanket. And prepare for a tale that spans time and space. Oh and if you're the owner of the photo or know more about them. Then please feel free to join in, correct facts or call me names.

    This story is a short one. But packed with epic. Some chaps, I forget who. Sent me a series of pictures (which you can see after the jump) in which they explained that at the cricket, getting beer was a bit of a bitch. They'd spend too much time in the line for beer; missing crucial cricket moments.

    So how did they fix this problem? They hired a tainted woman of the night to be their beer wench. Now that is some awesome problem solving skills.
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    The Remarkable Pneumatic People-Mover 

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    On the eighth of February 1912, a small group of officials arrived at City Hall Park on Manhattan’s Broadway street. The men gathered at one grassy corner of the park grounds, where a long-neglected iron grating protected the entrance to a seemingly unremarkable ventilation shaft. The heavy, rust-encrusted grille was pried from its resting place, and with lanterns in hand the men descended one by one into the cavity. About twenty feet below the pavement the group emerged into an eight-foot-wide brickwork tube, the end of which was beyond the immediate reach of the lights. The sturdily-constructed tunnel was a relic from the years following the American Civil War, and it had remained virtually forgotten beneath the streets of New York since its main entrance was sealed sometime around 1880.


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    Fascinating read on early pneumatic subway in New York.
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    The Wild Wild West...a swinging place... 

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    In an age when the death penalty has been abolished in most of the developed world, and is often frowned upon even where is practiced, it might seem difficult to believe that barely a century ago executions were not only the norm but were put unashamedly on public display. In the American Old West, capital punishment was, by comparison with today, meted out in spades. Lynching from trees and other forms of tough justice were the order of the day, and be hanged with scruples like wrongful convictions and the idea that such practices only ape the culture of violence they condemn.


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    Politicians......Why people need to remember to think for themselves. 

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    Posted on 05-03-2010 06:46 PM
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    Between the U.S. current administration's broken promises of transparency and use of fear to push policy and the minority party's personal attacks and manipulation, I am fucking sick with it.
    Quit fucking up my country and do your fucking jobs...... representing the citizens who put you there.

    I heard about this gem today..... GOP showing major ass:

    "The memo candidly confirms that the aim of such caricature is to amp up "fear" among the GOP's conservative base. The memo also makes fun of major RNC donors, categorizing some as "ego-driven" and easily pacified with "tchochkes" (a Slavic word for toys)."

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    Exactly why we need term limits and enforcement of conflict of interest violations. It's supposed to be for the people, by the people, not for the government, by the government.

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    So how do you send in news to ZGeek now? 

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    Posted on 10-01-2010 09:09 AM
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    Now that we've had a few days to play with the site, you are probably wondering. How do these fuckers want the news sent in? Where do I send it? Goddamnit I want to play too!!! Why won't they let me play?

    The simple answer is. We are racist and don't like your kind around this place. Making off with all our women and yams. Shit.

    But unfortunately we have to put or racist tendencies aside and allow you to post news. Mum says so.

    So here is a little guide on how you do it.
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    Important stuff you need to know about the new ZGeek 

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    Posted on 04-01-2010 01:43 PM
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    The latest version of ZGeek has some cool new features. These are focused mainly on multimedia, adding videos and images to your posts. Here is a little guide on these functions. We'll keep this updated with the latest changes.

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    Subscribers Terms and Conditions 

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    Here be the terms and conditions of subscribing to ZGeek.
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    The Tool Shed 

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    Posted on 07-12-2009 08:44 AM
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    Stephen Conroy

    Stephen Conroy. How could you not see this coming? This traitorous fuck has dishonoured Australia with his insane plan to filter our Internet "for the children". He's dishonoured all the men and women who have fought for this county's freedom. He's also embarrassed us as Australians. Aligning us with backward, repressive countries like China, Iran, Burma, Cuba, North Korea, Syria ...
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    Greg Smith & Jonathan Nolan of Myrmidon Enterprises vs. ZGeek 

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