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- Queensland, perfect one day. Squishy the next.
- Dept of Print: America, land of the flee!!
- Top 10 Reasons Why Sex At The Speed Of Light Is Not An Advisable Form Of Procreation
- Australia turns into a puddle
- Spain's Holiday Lottery Fatter Than Ever
- Newsagent forced out by whistling
- Shopper assaulted mother, daughter in check-out line
- World's most bizarre eBay product description
- Download these Ricky Gervais podcasts from The Guardian
- From the "Tell him he's dreaming" department.
- How many is that?
- Carmen Electra makes rbranson cry
- Russian caviar goes on sale in low-end vending machine
- Missing sub that attacked Sydney, still missing.
- Technology pwns racist bastards
- Iraq.. Cronulla... same thing
- I though white supremists where just fans of the pizza
- Google starts doing music. RIAA thinking of any excuse to sue
- Aussies survive 11 days at sea after boat turns into submarine
- Hewlett-Packard... high quality stuff
- Iran Bans Western Music
- Dept of Games: Pokemon cause cancer!
- Don't let this analog hole close over!
- Torture - its fucked
- You're free to go because we can't find what doesn't exist
- I love the smell of napalm in the morning
- Chronic rap
- It's a mad house. A mad house.
- Bird Flu Beer
- MTA Strikes in NYC -- 7,000,000 Screwed
- Judge strikes down Intellegent Design
- How I make a profit from ZGeek...
- Zoo: Snatched penguin may be Christmas gift
- Sober worm leads to arrest of paedophile
- This guy used to be a l33t snatch thief.
- Cows lose their head over CityLink tunnel
- Whatever Venezuela does, Bolivia can do better
- More Proof Telstra are bastards
- Howard Shows What He Thinks of The Electorate
- Dept of Film & TV: Futurama may return
- Grandparents steal money from dying grandson
- Oh boy, it's Santa!!
- Idiot blogger posts guilt on his blog. In other news, I am stick of the term "blog".
- Unt coo-min see ze Giant Skvid...
- Congratulations to Nodbugger
- Aussie government gets H@><0r3D mother fuckers!
- Weird news from the year, mother fuckers!
- Failed Mars landing the British Beagle 2 Found...
- Jelly fish breading groupd found. Now we can kill the mother fuckers!
- Man, I'd like to have seen the size of that tow truck. Umm mother fuckers.
- Allambie Park Fires Makes Eyes Itchy
- Google to Buy 5% Of AOL for $1Billion dollars
- Merry Whatever
- Waiting for the rapture in Iran
- Charges laid over nightclub handstand.
- Cool, I think I might go back to church...
- I always knew Pac Man was real.
- Indian police beat couples on dates. Oh my goodness.
- Seagate buys Maxtor
- News needed
- Ego stroking
- Newspaper finally makes connection that Zgeekers made a few days ago....
- Best advertising scheme ever - Ass-vertising
- Longevity - A poem by George C. Wailes
- Police may face bashing charges
- It's Holy Father Christmas as pope dons traditional hat
- Q&A with the Mythbusters
- Double-Mouthed Fish Pulled From Neb. Lake
- Cunt Japanese whaler to dock in hobart
- Weirdo fan takes restraining order out on David Letterman for "mind control"
- Senate blocks oil drilling in Alaska
- ZGeek Xmas pudding
- World unites to find stolen penguin... how cute.
- Christmas redneck style
- Don't forget to wipe your feet
- Student's striptease posted online
- Big Baby born in the OK State
- Dept of Film & TV: Al in the Family?
- Hooray for the French Parliament... In other news In your Eye MIAA
- Robots are self-aware
- Burka Barbie
- Second Life launches worlds first virtual porn magazine
- Anti-spam crusader uses spam to bolster support for his political career
- Very bad Santa
- GW Bush pardons the Duke boys
- Woof Woof CHOP CHOP!
- Evolution Named top scientific breakthrough
- I smell an "expedited removal".....
- Drunken football players? No Way
- Bird flu finally might have made it here..,
- Christmas with SNOPES
- Dept of Games: Arnie gets a kick up the arse
- Keeping Christmas safe
- Dept of Games: Killer Instinct 2 for your PC
- Attack victim starts speaking again
- New tolls to fix the Pacific Hwy. Because the government is too broke to pay...
- Woman swallows phone to win argument.
- Science Fraud Shakes Stem Cell Field
- Porn Actress Sought
- Bring back the Dodo!
- Are you REALLY sure thats just a pen in your pocket darling?
- Australia Day Photo Competition (Victoria)
- Happy Birthday Jesus!
- Santa's Sweet Ride
- This just in : SANTA'S FAKE!!??
- How do they filter that crap??
- Boy Scout Gets Knife Lodged In Brain
- 43rd Known Mersenne Prime Found
- Dept of Print: Federal agents' visit was a hoax
- Salt Nightclub Brawl Killers Get 139 Years Between Them
- Unknown Hero & Villian in Melbourne Assault
- Man electrocuted while trying to steal copper wire from electrical station
- France makes P2P legal
- That will learn her. Not to date idiots.
- Japenese Trust Robots More Than People
- Old aunt spurned by Sting
- Kangaroos 'scared by own noise'
- French Army faces inquiry on genocide in Rwanda
- Wife's affair up in lights
- Dept of Games: Sex Advice From Game Convention Girls
- Dept of Film & TV: Stallone KO'd while filming Rocky 6
- New Year's Day 2006: delayed by a second
- Chop down a tree to prevent Global Warming.
- Anybody up for some human ravioli?
- From Aceh: Women Caused the Tsunami!
- Dad lets daughter decide who gets the lottery money.
- HAPPY BOXING DAY! To our Canadien Zgeekers.
- Kerry Packer dies. Helicopter pilot said to have offered body for transplant.
- No news...
- Wired 2005 Foot In Mouth Awards
- Appeal over 'Australian Taleban'
- 50 greatest robots ever
- Dept of Film & TV: Vincent Schiavelli Dies
- Dept of Games: Journallists addicted to hysterics and knee-jerk reactions.... news @ 11
- Dept of Tunes: BBC Radio 1's In New Music We Trust: Live
- Those whacky Russians use stink bombs in competition war
- Pick pocket caught at police xmas party
- 4WD and Die
- Slow news week special: Terrorist's last hideout a tourist attraction
- Swallowing Cell Phone May Not Be Voluntary
- Fair use likely to be legislated, says our Phil
- Dept of Film & TV: Alistair Cooke’s bones stolen
- Dozens indicted in alleged Katrina scam
- Pakistani Killed Daughters to Save 'Honor'
- Dept of Film & TV: Hollywood threathening to destory another video game icon with a crappy movie
- Deportation ordered for accused Nazi
- You can't choose you family
- 'Porno posters' embarrass new EU head
- Dept of Film & TV: 2005: A Hollywood love story
- Pediatricians: Most kids outgrow bedwetting except Misterbishi
- Only Bush can save us now!
- Blu-ray release announced
- Adieu... to you and you and you
- Where do you want to crash today?
- Goatse the number plates
- The Top Ten Japanese Things We Hope to Never See but Probably Will
- One step closer to Gundam suits
- Lost, then Stuck in Mud--It Gets Worse
- The internet: Journalistic tool or voyeristic exercise?
- Exetel's Internal Network Accessible, Hackers Rejoice
- Robber turned in by sons gets 40 years
- Jeff Fenech to face court over shoplifting
- Woman Marries Dolphin
- Hwang Woo-suk sucks
- Dept of Print: Florida teen skips school, sneaks to Iraq
- In Communist China, music copyright bum fucks you
- No iPod for Christmas, just mystery meat
- 2005 mug shots of the year. Its Awesome!
- Pilot maroons passenger on a desert island
- Dept of Film & TV: Banned South Park torrent
- I have a two year old daughter now
- How'd you like to see where EVERY civilian flight in the USA is RIGHT NOW
- This man is tougher than you.
- Intel updates logo for first time in 37 years
- Medical "Industry" proven stupid once again
- Abu Ghrabi figure England burned in prison mishap
- Happy New Yrs
- Pirate crowned king of the moon
- I am the King of the Elves
- Sutter claims Mars
- Avatar crowned King of ZGEEK!!! Huzzah!
- Scathing Crowned God Emperor of Your Pants
- That Bloke is now self proclaimed Grand Emperor of the sun.
- The Queen Is Dead, Long Live The Queen
- Thyrd proclaimed Super Emperor of the universe!
- I am ruler of all that is nude.
- Big Blue Planet Now An Iron Fist Dictatorship
- Tom Jones named Knight of the British Empire - Grumblefish creams himself in delight
- Aardvark has achieved Zen; Evolves beyond the physical form
- Badkarate named King and Queen of Cheese
- STallingU becomes the Overlord of Venus
- DestRuct0r Sells Uranus
- David Hasselhoff's Hair as a Sovereign Nation
- djgcorporation has been crowned king of tea on buns.
- Pieman announced 'Lord of the Pies'
- I claim Jupiter
- Another reason why Shore is the best school in Australia!
- The Next Seven Wonders Of The World
- Australian flag banned from Bondi due to some pc cunt
- Rovers Still Exploring Mars After 2 Years
- Who's Counting: Flu Deaths, Iraqi Dead Numbers Skewed
- Phrased out or should that be phased out??
- Dept of Film & TV: Moonlight Cinema 2006
- Bondi flag ban - Total bullshit & media beat up
- Possible 30 years prison for installing computer program
- Free games!
- Dept of Film & TV: New Futurama!!!!11!!1onety!!!1
- Grokster is going to take my internet.
- Messed up. Just messed up.
- An Aussie HP call centre! ! !
- Interesting Prison statistics
- Firefighters search burned-out Texas towns
- Aceh sees peace after 30 years of conflict
- Mother boils 3 year old as punishment, dies a week later. Kill the bitch.
- Tasmanian miners trapped in fire.
- iTunes file sharing program
- How to make a jacobs ladder from an old monitor
- Dept of Print: Satan releases new Elmo interactive book
- Sweden launches pirate party. Rock on.
- Communism finally dies in China.
- Dogs deal with stress better when they've got a friend.
- Hehehehe... cornhole
- I poohed, then I sued.
- Seriously, how do you lose a second floor?
- Tasmanian miners found alive.
- Even M$ employees think IE is teh suck
- Plenty more hot days to come
- Dept of Film & TV: Mel Gibson really wants to be in his new movie.
- Those fucken Americans are trying to fuck our medical system again.
- Nasa team sees explosion on Moon
- Dept of Print: The home of the Black Angel
- Google PC?
- American Airstrike in Iraq kills innocent children
- Cost blowout of Australia's new F-35's may cause a halve in numbers
- Nano Armour: Protecting your soldier tommorow
- Millionaire 'lay dead for days'
- Warp drive?
- New tiny little hard drives = cooler gadgets
- Surround sound MP3's
- Dept of Games: 1.9 World of Warcraft patch released
- Give the people what they want
- Do you want more heads
- Have a wank to Amanda Wenk's massive jubblies
- Alive? Oh sorry, we ment dead.
- Hackers pwn government website
- Microsoft supports communist governments oppression of citizens
- Dept of Games: World of Warcraft vs. Guild Wars
- Free booze cures homelessnessmess
- Engadget pwns CES coverage
- Judge takes appropriate action
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