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  1. AOL expected to shit can 5000 employees
  2. Emaciated girl, 9, found in filthy diaper
  3. Work safe websites
  4. Dear Lord, please help cops catch crooks. Amen
  5. Love spreads around the world. Sorry I mean a bunch of dickcockers are arming up.
  6. Llamas help Israeli troops bear Lebanon offensive
  7. Senior diplomat to face Kovco inquiry
  8. Dept of Film & TV: Yasmin's not getting watched
  9. Delusional John Hopoate thinks he's a bad boy
  10. England win the World Cup 2006
  11. Best news ever: Religion is dying
  12. Dept of Games: PC games on Intel-Mac hardware
  13. Hot air balloon crash lands in Melbourne
  14. High speed chase ends OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.
  15. Prudes complain about breast feeding because it's like PORN you see?
  16. Man with fake boobs robbed bank with fake gun, gets real jail time.
  17. Pentagon admits Iraq is sliding towards a full-scale civil war
  18. Sure sign the government is taking us backward. Australia to have new prison ship.
  19. That's not messy
  20. Paris Hilton says she's not a slut.
  21. First lunar landing tapes missing from NASA
  22. Attention wankers in the UK
  23. Security guard who shot attacker gets off
  24. A message for you all.
  25. Worms that web stuff
  26. The Ruins of Fordlandia
  27. So funny
  28. What would you do with Eight Treadmills?
  29. Congratulations Sambo and Rin
  30. Hurting ZGeek
  31. Beermaker pays sudsy tribute to Lenny Bruce
  32. Girl tried to poison her family with floor cleaner pie
  33. Speeder turns around to help police officer who crashed chasing him
  34. Hysteria and the Vibrator
  35. Ageing - Some sobering shit to make you think
  36. Idiot gets drunk, decides to impress friends with sword swallowing routine
  37. Floyd Landis - Asshat
  38. Dept of Film & TV: BACTION! The Bad Action Movie Super Blog
  39. 'Health tax' proposed to curb binge drinking
  40. Wonders Never Cease
  41. Subscriptions are broken!
  42. Oh great, that minger's coming back
  43. Dept of Games: Nintendo and MS Sued over alleged patent breach
  44. Plans for Cuba, Back to the good ol' days when American industry raped everything?
  45. Double Back Flip!
  46. Dept of Film & TV: Futurama to replace "Yasmin's getting fucking canned" show.
  47. US forces demonstrate new "space age" weaponry in Iraq.
  48. India bans mortein in coke and pepsi
  49. Photoshop Competition - Mr Men - WINNARS
  50. Drug trial victim now has cancer
  51. A Good Weekend
  52. Dutch designer creates floating bed
  53. Habitable Planet Possible Around Nearby Star System
  54. American Madrassas
  55. Sex0rin in space!
  56. Australia loses wheat contracts in Iraq
  57. Anti-stupidity pill tested on mice
  58. Japs plan to build moonbase by 2030
  59. Chicks get hotter over romance and kissing and cuddles than over SEX!
  60. First Napster then Kazza now Limewire cops a lawsuit from record companies
  61. Fighting for net neutrality (and to make us go blind)
  62. Joe Francis is a cunt.
  63. Battle of Long Tan veterans to pose nude for calendar
  64. Telstra acting like little kids again
  65. Finally News you can Use: Open a Beer Bottle with a piece of paper!
  66. Dept of Games: Hidden weapon in Half Life 2: Episode 1
  67. Smuggled uranium was bound for Iran
  68. Terry Hicks nominated for father of the year
  69. McDonald's Cops it in the ass from Brisbane Lawyer
  70. Why take a photo for the news, when you can just photoshop?
  71. Thug Life - This randy lad will not go far...
  72. Mick Doohan Charged for Punch on with Bouncer
  73. I rekon this hamster would be the one using the duck tape
  74. ZGeek Photoshop Competition: Show news outlets how to photoshop Beirut
  75. Is Reuters in self-destruct mode?
  76. Dean Jones sacked over 'terrorist' slur
  77. Dept of Tunes: Duran Duran moves to Second Life, will gig there
  78. State of IPv6
  79. Aussie pedophile caught in Indonesia
  80. Lawl EmoCraft
  81. US troops raping hearts and minds... again
  82. The "Bump" Key
  83. Bar in China encourages fighting!
  84. Fat cunts are raising taxes on sugar
  85. F1: Webber moves to Red Bull for 2007
  86. My turn to post YouTube crap (am I one of the cool kids now?)
  87. Boobs on Bikes get go ahead in Auckland
  88. Windows Vista should have taken the red pill
  89. Brisvegas hero drags pilot from crash site
  90. Dept of Tunes: Tuesday Arvo Headfuck --- Anyone even fucking remember Don Williams?
  91. A false sense of insecurity
  92. Dept of Film & TV: School For Scoundrels
  93. Time to fill out that Census
  94. Dept of Games: EA does give a shit about System Shock 3, says PC Gamer UK
  95. HA HA AOL sucks
  96. Norwegian journalist admits faking interviews with Gates and Winfrey
  97. Lowly comma costs company $2.13 million
  98. Coonan 'deluded'-Not satisified
  99. Women are crazy, Part 2!!
  100. Dept of Games: Sierra Announces F.E.A.R. Combat
  101. I'm a married woman.... wahhhhhh!
  102. Heartless Israelis massacring Lebanese toys by the hundreds
  103. SATAN fires Publicity agents---Suddenly a much nicer guy!
  104. The whole Star Wars Saga in just 20 minutes.
  105. Top 10 best and worst Sci-Fi show intros.
  106. woman falls completely through the floor while getting it on.
  107. Beware the unhappy hooker!
  108. Australian government still a bunch of heartless cunts
  109. US School Wowsers ban CLEAVAGE!
  110. Man hits Grenade with hammer --- dies!
  111. Not sick enough?
  112. My doctor says I'm one in a million
  113. Fast Food Store Manager plays Hide the Sausage with underage employee - goes to jail!
  114. I've found my new wife, and she likes pie!
  115. Behold the time fountain
  116. George Galloway wipes the floor with Sky News anchor
  117. 0wn3d by self!! HARDCORE!!!
  118. Sutter gets older
  119. Google Flight Simulator
  120. After 40 years of digging British mole man ordered to stop
  121. Sophie survival not a miracle. Just some really good doctors.
  122. Bush to change law so US can ignore Geneva convention.
  123. News needed!!
  124. Plumbers fix sinks. Will hack web sites too.
  125. Hell$tra Shareholders wanna sue ACCC
  126. WA Travel agent to launch rich cunts into space
  127. Frogger: The movie
  128. Cuba Complains About Satellite Dishes
  129. Failed politician gets arrested for taking pics of arses
  130. Dept of Film & TV: Halo director announced
  131. Japanese still up to their Engrish ways
  132. "He is just a regular guy with a powerful golf swing."
  133. Dept of Film & TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, 6th Season Coming!
  134. World premiere: 40" OLED TV
  135. Gang raped in Darling Harbour (Sydney)
  136. Bad day to be flying in the UK
  137. Giant Robot Imprisons Parked Cars
  138. James Van Allen 1915 - 2006
  139. Christopher Walken Tries Other Jobs
  140. New Uses for Old Mac.
  141. Beirut Photoshop Voting is going on NOW!!
  142. Beazley...."Fat so-and-so"
  143. The "Tool" to go for politiks
  144. Terrorists planned to have rabid bum sex on American bound flights
  145. Green Helmet man exposed
  146. Airport security... freaking dumb asses
  147. Coolest cheap short action movie ever.
  148. News needed!
  149. What's society coming to
  150. Illegal migrants found sewn into van seats
  151. N.Y. on alert for deadly heroin blend
  152. Dept of Film & TV: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead!
  153. HMMMM donuts
  154. Vista: ultimate confusing mess edition
  155. I didn't want a treadmill... until now!
  156. Analysis of the Telstra Results & Suggestions. (Actual helpful ones!)
  157. Happy 25th birthday to the PC!
  158. Naturally occuring nuclear reactors
  159. Man arrested for ruining perfectly good porn
  160. New round of ZGeek t-shirts!
  161. Friday Arvo Headfuck!
  162. Bush adds new word to Vocab - "Fascist"
  163. Shopping Trolley Insanity
  164. Time for another ride on the Jack Thompson lollercoaster
  165. US test new Matcat mech
  166. Dogs can carry "contagious" cancer
  167. U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security now in the Windows update biz?
  168. The Battle of Amiens
  169. Dept of Film & TV: Lost Season 3 Production Begins
  170. Dept of Film & TV: 10 Movie-Based Theme Park Rides We’d Like to See
  171. Brisbane toddler survives 4m headfirst fall
  172. World finally tells Israel to STFU, Israel tells world STFU.
  173. Busted Brit Bomber Martyrdom Video Found
  174. Goat named Louis crowned King of Ireland
  175. Dept of Film & TV: The Wilhelm Scream
  176. Nobel prize winner reveals that he was a former "Nazi elite"
  177. Move over Smack Down, Move over Raw, 8 inch tall robots want your turf.
  178. Here we go again guys
  179. Wedding suggestion for Pirate and Buffy
  180. 15 Year Old Bartered For Sex
  181. Morons finally declare peace in the middle east... on monday
  182. Diabetes
  183. Dept of Tunes: RIAA to harrass dead downloaders children over pirated music
  184. Color 3D Prints for WoW
  185. Photoshop Competition - Warning Signs - WINNARS
  186. Covert channel found in IPv6
  187. When Turtles Attack!
  188. Dept of Film & TV: Will Terry Gilliam sink or swim in Tideland?
  189. Swede creates worlds largest painting
  190. Unabomber's shit to be auctioned on the net
  191. It's Cake Day!
  192. Star Trek... Inspirational Posters?
  193. Super Router!!!
  194. Dept of Film & TV: China bans something else... foreign cartoons
  195. Happy Birthday Fidel!
  196. Designers unveil 'car dishwasher'
  197. US pigs arrest Arab guys on terrorist charges for phone reselling scheme.
  198. Sands of separation
  199. Squirrels gone wild 2.0
  200. The mysterious mini world in Huangyangtan
  201. How to win a free camera.
  202. Men Have Always Known This
  203. Emo Chick to Suicide On Teh NET
  204. Get off the internet fuckhead
  205. But can it manage the stairs
  206. ZGeek Fantasy Premier League 2006/07
  207. Pluto to be sent to planetary doghouse?
  208. Former Brit police chief tells muslims to get real
  209. Insurance issues sideline Jenna Jameson's Lingerie Bowl appearance
  210. Kiwi Kops Kost $163,000 in Porn Kontrovery
  211. ‘Tits, Clits and Elephant Dicks’’ - porn or art?
  212. Holocaust cartoon fair opens in Iran
  213. MS Loans anyone ?
  214. Couple must marry or move
  215. Awww Shit, Man Gets Robbed
  216. This is not funny so dont dare laugh, even at the "swishing" bit
  217. Dept of Film & TV: Robin Williams 4 president
  218. Dept of Film & TV: Have I posted this before?
  219. Dell recalls exploding notebooks
  220. It's good to be the...umm.. in line to be a king.
  221. Worlds smallest REAL gun
  222. 1337 geeks release owner free P2P file sharing system.
  223. Dept of Film & TV: Saw III
  224. New Yorkers succumb to giant farting flower
  225. Retarded Senate to ban favourite colloquialisms
  226. Infographics! Get your infographics here.
  227. Lebanon breaks ceasefire
  228. The Pirate Party joins forces to offer safe P2P solution.
  229. Queensland Early Election
  230. The Cunt Jump Before He Is Pushed
  231. Foxy Love
  232. Hot Dogs May Cause Genetic Mutations
  233. Mamoth steaks for the BBQ anybody
  234. Women Are Crazy - episode XXIII
  235. little johnny's full of shit
  236. YouTube suffers major site outage
  237. Winners of the Beirut Photoshop Theme!
  238. SS France is beached for scrapping
  239. Robert Mugabe is a pin dicked sister fucking hitler bitch
  240. Dept of Games: Wolfenstein in 5K
  241. Dept of Games: In game advertising goes too far in Dungeon Seige
  242. Cyclops is born. Probably thanks to drug companies testing on poor people
  243. History to be made again - 3 new planets to be added to solar system
  244. USB Drives and tools of the devil..errr..hacker..
  245. Dog boy gets tied up for 9 years
  246. The end of WEP encryption
  247. Dept of Games: Bad Day L.A. Demo released
  248. Look up "sweet" in dictionary and you might find this
  249. Got a Drug Problem? Well switch to terrorism, It'l lessen your term
  250. Dept of Games: PS3 vs Wii Advertisement