Dares!!!!!

[Colonel Kurtz]

A stupid thread for stupid things!

This here is the place to talk all about dares

You can:

A) Tell us about a dare you have issued or done in the past that is worth mentioning

B) Issue a dare to someone on ZGeek (a reward or bet should be offered I think, unless its for pure bragging rights)

C) Accept a dare etc

D) Show proof of completing dare

E) Other Shit

HUZZAH and AWAY!

[oracle]

When I was younger, and my mom didn't trust her 3 sons home alone, we had a baby-sitter, who we affectionately nicknamed "Gut-Hanger"... but I digress.

My next door neighbour dared my brother to walk past her with no pants on; just a long shirt to cover his tackle. He even stopped in front of her and asked her a couple questions before walking past her. She was so daft, I don't even think she noticed.

For his daringness, he got my next door nighbours entire marble collection. Sweeeeet.

[Scythe]

You mean someone actually didn't welch on a bet? Every time i do one, people refuse to pay.

Oh, well, i must just have utter bastards for friends. :)

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by oracle
My next door neighbour dared my brother to walk past her with no pants on; just a long shit to cover his tackle.

HEE HEE HEE Mispelling of the week! :D

[oracle]

Hmm... I'd better fix that.

[primary]

rack up a line of bi carb soda (as you would cocain)

roll a note.. snort..

feel the bubbles.

[rascuache]

I once dared my friend to walk through maroubra junction at 5am in her pj's

but then i did it voluntarily and then we got on to other silly stuff, and came home with a bunch of street signs and traffic cones and the guy in the 7 eleven told me i had nice tits

[Spingo]

At the uni bar, I have stripped down to my boxer shorts, run up the stairs at UTS to level 26, talked on 2SER (radio station) for ten minutes after being introduced as a "practically naked man" and ran back down the stairs. While I was up there, the whole bar at uni was listening to me on the radio.

At same bar, I have also run down to a brothel down the street wearing nothing but bright pink boxers and a traffic cone on my head, gone inside, picked up a suspender stocking from one of the mistresses, and taken it back to the bar..

Ahhh.. the things we do for free beer :D

[Snowball]

I worked in a Lesbian bar many years ago.
One Dyke dared me to have 6 shots of polish pure spirits and stay conscious, i thought i did fairly well but when i woke up in the morning i was covered in bruises.
I thought i had remembered the entire night but supposedly i had told this bull dyke that she was really fucking ugly and she had beaten the crap out of me...

[Scythe]

This isn't one i actually performed, but i did suggest it, so i claim partial credit. :)

At a friends engagement party (formalish-type dress, the parents and relatives on both sides of the family) he was given a pair of joke boxer shorts with a fake bum on the back. (you can probably see where this is going :) )

Anyway, a number of beers later i dared another friend to run through the party wearing nothing but the bum-pants, which he duly did.

Oddly enough, he seemed to enjoy the attention. :rolleyes:

[Foxfire]

I hugged a random stranger for $5 still waiting on $3.55 of it...

Played dead cockroach (get drunk, lie in the middle of the road on your back with optional leg twitch :p)

Walked upto my friend in the library at uni draped my hand across his neck and said "Hello sexy".... only to discover it was a complete stranger.... that was fairly amusing :p

Catch me at the right time I'll do nearly anything... catch me at a different time and I'll tell you to fob off :p

[sagit]

Originally posted by Snowball
I worked in a Lesbian bar many years ago.
One Dyke dared me to have 6 shots of polish pure spirits and stay conscious, i thought i did fairly well but when i woke up in the morning i was covered in bruises.
I thought i had remembered the entire night but supposedly i had told this bull dyke that she was really fucking ugly and she had beaten the crap out of me...


but you were obviously right tho...about the dyke being ugly and a bull...so you kinda won. :D

[hazza]

i dare someone to bomb threat my school


www.shore.nsw.edu.au


contact numbers r there...

preferably during the hsc trials august 21- sep 3

[still life]

All in one day:

I once navigated Sullivan's creek (runs through the middle of the Australian National University) on a lilo ...

Also drove the wrong way up a one way street outside police headquarters and talked my way out of getting busted by a cop

Also negotiated the exchange of 50 traffic cones for a john williamson cd with some road workers

Also got the arch-bishop of canberra (and queanbeyan) onto a jumping castle in full robes... and his cool 2 foot hat ....

his name was george, he was great

all in the name of the ANU scavanger hunt -_-

and yes, we won by lots, we got a ladies 5inch heel nailed to a piece of 2x4 as a trophy and enough cash for one hell of a pissup

some guys drove to the big cheese to get a receipt on the day of the judging too, but it was shut

so they stole the sign

team ikko, yeah baby.

[Nandragon]

I was dared $50 once to drink a pint of vodka and a 12pk of beer. Now to most here that's an easy feat, but for me it wasn't. I drank every last drop took the $50 and as my friend pulled out of the drive.....I passed out. He said it was a good bet for him;)

This could be considered a dare...

Nice guy, dated a couple of times. Hadn't slept with him.
He took me out in a boat for a moonlit "ride". When we got to the middle of the lake....He said seriously "put out or get out".

I took off ALL my clothes, and swam to shore. I told him if he wanted some he'd have to get it on shore. Thus bringing my clothes back. When he got to shore I started putting my clothes on as the fight ensued.

He didn't get any. A look maybe. PIG

[Asmodeus]

hmm, the dares i've had.. lesse...

Whilst talking with a few friends in my room at college, we acme upon the subject of my extreme cold resistance. Of course, one had to try and be the cool 'shoot down teh big guy' type and dared me to prove I could take more than them, so the dare was to strip down to our shorts, and run into the courtyard and jump in the big ass snowdrift that formed there this afternoon. so of 8 of us
3 wouldnt even go outside once there
3 got about 10 feet outside and said 'fuck it' and ran back in
the other three barely made it half way. and u went and did a perfect swandive into the drift and buried myself for about a minute before i decided to come back out and *walk* to teh door. I had nippls that could cut diamonds at that point, but i won the bet on that. $25 bucks and the loudmouths spare food card with $40 in food cred on it.

Same school. Not so much a dare as a contest/pool.. I was teh first one to scare away their room mate to teh poin tof moving out. I held the record at 4 weeks.

The BBS get togethers we had were wild times.. what were some of the gems that emerged from that..
Hack/take down/lock up the party hosts BBS remotely - I won (love the old renegade pipe code trick)

Work:
When working security, the boss for teh new site i was on (a trucking terminal) dared me to make the night while acting like a completely flaming homosexual type person.. just barely made it through that one alive.

[sperm]

The most fun I had was when I was at uni in a shared house. One of the guys was living like a virtual pauper, having lost/gambled alot of his money away on 'stock options'

We used to dare him (for money) all kinds of crazy things. e.g. pissing out of a moving car, but he couldnt open the window - this stunt involved him opening the door while the car was moving, with one knee on the seat and the other knee on the door handle with the road 'wizzing' by below him !
Another time we were crusinging down the freeway, and rapidly catching a slower moving car, just on the randomness of it, we dared him to do a 'pressed-ham' (moon) as we sped by. The occupant of the other car was a large-surly and dowdry woman, who looked unsurprised as if this kind of thing happened to her all the time ! :D

Plenty of other mindless stuff, but still the same themes ! :p

[Quoka]

Another that was more of a bet but...

In Yr12 I used to do most of my assignments with a friend. I had pool table in my room (read: tin garden shed.. but thats a looong story) which meant we played more pool than studying, and kept a record of ALL games for 6 months. The bet/dare was that whichever of us won the least games by a set date had to wear a dress to school (we're both male). I was 6 games short.

Come the day of judgment, I dredged up a school dress from the largest female friend I could find, put on my army boots and wandered off to school. Just to add insult to injury there was a year level assembly called that day, half way through it our co-ordinator stops mid sentence. After a moment of silent staring, she invited/ordered me to get up on a table and "show off my sexy legs to the rest of the students". Ohhh the joy of humiliation, even though I was the talk of school for weeks afterwards. :D

The real shame is that due to a tragic lighter accident, almost all photos of the event are now gone.

Edit: My friend admitted to me afterwards that he had every intention of welching if he'd been the loser... the big wimp

[Colonel Kurtz]

I was once dared a bottle of scotch by fellow officer cadets to give the C.O. a kiss. I did, and the boss and I then shared the booze.

Far too many stupid stunts/dares/bets from those days to mention now. Will think about it and write more later.

[FritzTheCat]

Once got dared by the bargirls @ sydney uni to lick the barmats, the ones on the counter, not the ones on the floor. Free drinks were on offer and it was a full lick, not just a tongueing.

I did it and got that round free. @ the next pub we got more free rounds when my mate told the barman the story. He felt sorry for me and gave us the rounds free lol.


On NYE last a mate and I on a dare went round kissing policewomen...we were smart enough to ask them first.


During the Syd Uni O-week scavenger hunt I broke the uni's colour photo copier when I photo copied my behind...The first guy did his alright..but it broke when i used it..:(...we wiped it, closed the lid and POQ'd.

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by primary
rack up a line of bi carb soda (as you would cocain)
roll a note.. snort..
feel the bubbles.

you can also use wizz-fizz...which just tastes differently going down and very bad coming back up.

same mate who used wizz-fizz also sprayed a whole bottle of mint mouth freshener into his mouth in one go, 200-ish sprays..I think he couldnt breathe, then threw up, then went home.

[hazza]

OK so its HSC trial time


who wants to do the dare of calling in a bomb threat....


i dare you alll!!!!


come on its in north sydney and theres heaps of arab cleaners... theres gonna be some link to al quida.


www.shore.nsw.edu.au


do it tomorrow round 9 o clock..

[ripit]

Originally posted by primary
rack up a line of bi carb soda (as you would cocain)
roll a note.. snort..
feel the bubbles.
Originally posted by FritzTheCat
you can also use wizz-fizz...which just tastes differently going down and very bad coming back up.

seen this done with pepper.
so funny it hurt

[Scythe]

Originally posted by ripit
seen this done with pepper.
so funny it hurt

Bet it hurt the other guy more. :D

[huwbacca]

i was at a pub with a few mates we'd had quite a bit to drink. One of my mates was dared to fill an empty pint glass with urine then go up to the bar and demand another beer as the one he got was warm and tasted weird. To add to the dare he had to use a pomey accent.
He went through with the dare we all gave him $2 each, but he didnt get a replacement beer. hehe :cool:

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by ripit
seen this done with pepper.
so funny it hurt

We did it to a friend with white pepper in Blackpool without him knowing, he stood at the bar for half an hour sneezing his head off while we tried not to laugh, before asking for another one.

[FireHart]

Originally posted by Asmodeus
Whilst talking with a few friends in my room at college, we acme upon the subject of my extreme cold resistance. Of course, one had to try and be the cool 'shoot down teh big guy' type and dared me to prove I could take more than them, so the dare was to strip down to our shorts, and run into the courtyard and jump in the big ass snowdrift that formed there this afternoon.

Hehe, reminds me of some finnish sauna traditions. Get in to sauna (nekkid of course), be in the sauna, run outside and jump in to at least foot deep snow (or optionally to a lake if it is closer. Frozen lake is a plus), get back to sauna, express your feelings by saying "Perkele", repeat as many times as necessary.

Finland...

[angel_b]

You Finns are very strange folk. :p

Oh, and hazza .... your total wankerishness never ceases to amaze me. :rolleyes: