Picture thread (new, updated version)!

[Thyrd]

http://members.iinet.net.au/~nick_smith/AO/phone.jpg

Me. Enjoy. :)

That's the same model phone that I have. But your picture looks like it has waaaaay better resolution!

[meg]

Newsworthy.. are you in a cop car???
No wait. That's a dog barrier.
I hope

[Newsworthy]

Nah just a cargo barrier in our work station wagon. Nothing exciting sorry. :P

[King_Crud]

Mates birthday at a Russian restaraunt last Saturday night

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3678/piggytm0.jpg

[Glompbot]

hahahahahah

[Hairyman]

Mates birthday at a Russian restaraunt last Saturday night

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3678/piggytm0.jpg

There wasn't drinking involved was there? :o

[muppet]

Mates birthday at a Russian restaraunt last Saturday night

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3678/piggytm0.jpg
aww you took piggle with you :D

[Hairyman]

aww you took piggle with you :D

Looks like they just kicked him in the nuts too!

[King_Crud]

aww you took piggle with you :D
didn't put out though

[Hairyman]

didn't put out though

That's why they kicked you in the nuts.

[Munchkin]

The most recent photo I could find. This was the night of my Christmas meal, back in December, and I am crotchety because I am jet lagged and am at the peak of a nasty cold.

[johny_roberts]

still hot though Munchkin still hot........

[MisterBishi]

Check me tribal, chicks dig tribal.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/4/1/8/DSCF0382.JPG

[Glompbot]

bishi looks better with blue hair.
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/lovelybishi_thumb.jpg

[Cassa]

ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/6/ShadowCassa.jpg

[vladi]

Photo of me and a couple of chickzor friends at my schools year 10 formal
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/9/1/3/CIMG1481.JPG


Gotta love High School girls ... I keep getting older, but they stay the same age!

*boom* *ching*

[Thyrd]

Gotta love High School girls ... I keep getting older, but they stay the same age!

*boom* *ching*

Yes they do, heh. Yes they do.

[Icky]

Gotta love High School girls ... I keep getting older, but they stay the same age!

*boom* *ching*

Gotta love them because Im still young enough to hit on them.

[vladi]

Gotta love them because Im still young enough to hit on them.

As long as they are 18 its fair (and more importantly, easy) game no matter what age you are ;-).

[FatherShark]

As long as they are 18 its fair (and more importantly, easy) game no matter what age you are ;-).

See, I disagree (even though I am 29 years old).

I think 16 year old girls are fair game.

[LethalCorpse]

As long as they are 18 its fair (and more importantly, easy) game no matter what age you are ;-).

It was a year ten formal. They're probably 16

LAYBY!

[saaaack]

fuck it im only 17, so id smash the crap outta them

[Up_All_Night]

See, I disagree (even though I am 29 years old).

I think 16 year old girls are fair game.

naighty naughty
is that illegal?

im 23 and yeah 18 is youngest id go.., girl in the middle id maybe make an exception for...
but girls under 20 are retards


my mate a couple years back same age as me got with slept like a 15/16 year old or something... everyone was like.. what the fuck dude.. thats wrong... he she was a slut so it was alright or something.. no point to that story

[Dundasbro]

Stay away from my friends! They can only be hit by me not you oldies! ;)

[Yogi]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/f81b6fd9ff.jpg

[Yogi]

on second thoughts..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/hit7.jpg

[LethalCorpse]

no point to that story
truth

[Glompbot]

guys, its not the random image thread here...

[Icky]

Stay away from my friends! They can only be hit by me not you oldies! ;)

Im not old, im only 20, so if they are at least 16 1/2 preferably 17 they are fair game. To bad they are in NSW

[pliskin]

happy birthday to me!!!!

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/4/7/0/DSC00154.JPG

[Glompbot]

Winnar

[LethalCorpse]

BTW saps, a handle is not the same as your haircolour. We can change our avatars, sigs, IM notification status and our attitude to rep, but our handles are sacred. It's like a primary key - an association point to "you" for all other aspects of your online identity.

[Glompbot]

Things can change, even names.
This really isn't the placefor a discussion though.

[Up_All_Night]

happy birthday to me!!!!

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/4/7/0/DSC00154.JPG

oh please someone make this a photoshoping thread

[Whiskers]

My new top:

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8459/picture066zf7.th.jpg (http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture066zf7.jpg)

[Glompbot]

floaty and pretty :D

[Dundasbro]

My new top:

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8459/picture066zf7.th.jpg (http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture066zf7.jpg)

I just came

[Cassa]

I'm heading out, going for a 50's theme tonight

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/7/0/woo.JPG

[King_Crud]

I'm heading out, going for a 50's theme tonight

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/7/0/woo.JPG
the 50's are so like fifty years ago.

Looking good though

[Glompbot]

OK ok... now for one of the only pictures to turn out on NYE.
Me, sick and a bit drunk, as taken by pinchy:

Its a shitty shot cause i had to squint because of evil double flash.

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/NYE06_07/IMG_2093.jpg

Some other ones from me being on HMAS Sydney here:
http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/NYE06_07/

[King_Crud]

Here's an old shot of me. And people wonder why i don't grow my curly hair out

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3443/dsc00125yc9.jpg

[Glompbot]

I think you should grow it!

[Buffy]

I think it's a wig :D

[FatherShark]

My new top:

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8459/picture066zf7.th.jpg (http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture066zf7.jpg)

POKIES!

[Grumblefish]

I'm heading out, going for a 50's theme tonight

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/7/0/woo.JPG

Way better than Whisker's new top, but I guess that's not saying much.

:secret:

[dozer]

whoa, that dress is LSAT of rorschach tests.

are those crts in the backgreound?

[BlueBoy]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/9/6/internets.jpg

[FatherShark]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8500/gtfoso5.jpg

[Glompbot]

oh look... its become the random picture thread.

[imp]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/9/6/internets.jpg
Edit: OMG it IS King Crud with a perm! :D

Also Cassa, Looking stylish chiccy! *swoon*

[Cassa]

are those crts in the backgreound?

Yeah, they are. After all the pain I went through to get this flatscreen I ain't replacing it til it's fucked.

[imp]

Squinty!! Thanks to the sun everyone in this pic has their eyes shut. :p Anyways this is my family in Spain that I will be seeing again in a few months. My brother's in the red and he won't be there (he's in Japan) but my cousins and my "Padrina" (Grandmother) will be. :) I'm in the blue on the bottom right. This photo was taken in "Tremp" where my padrina stays when it's too cold to be in the mountains.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/5/5/Spain082.jpg

[Thyrd]

It looks like that photo was taken at an alkali flat.

In other news, I love all of the zladies and their respective tops.

[still life]

Our very own Pseudonym, before she was famous...

http://intercoo.la/clownnose.jpg

[Glompbot]

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/Image(306).jpg

there is always one picture from ANY roll that has me with my mouth open.

[imp]

It looks like that photo was taken at an alkali flat.

Where the hell is that? :D

[TehGovzog]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/8/1/lukechurch1.JPG

Me being shiny outside St. Pauls, right near Flinders St. Station.

[imp]

Nice womb broom. :D

[TehGovzog]

Pfft, s'gone now. The missus made me shave it off :P

[TheGlassPrison]

This is Megabyte posting from Ben's account.
I thought I'd post a pic of him and I just before we went to the G3 concert (John Petrucci, Joe Satriani & Steve Vai, Oh yeah!) in Syd on Dec 1.

I'll post some of the current QLD trip over the next few weeks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/m3gabyt3/megbenedit.jpg

[SOC]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/m3gabyt3/megbenedit.jpg

Why are you standing on a box?

[Glompbot]

speaking of tall women, i saw the hottest woman ever.
she was well over 6ft, towering over most of the guys on the bus, and she was SO PRETTY, she was slim too. She kept smiling at me too.. but it could have been cause I couldn't stop stop looking at ehr... SO TALL

maybe i just have height envy.

[TheGlassPrison]

Another post from Megabyte:

And these are my new favourite shorts! ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/m3gabyt3/Poseit.jpg

[Glompbot]

You definitely have the legs for short shorts!

I just realised who you remind me of, the girl from scissor sisters.

[imp]

Pfft, s'gone now. The missus made me shave it off :P
Gah why?! It looks so hella cool! :D I love clit ticklers..... they're so very sexy.

[King_Crud]

speaking of tall women, i saw the hottest woman ever.
she was well over 6ft, towering over most of the guys on the bus, and she was SO PRETTY, she was slim too. She kept smiling at me too.. but it could have been cause I couldn't stop stop looking at ehr... SO TALL

maybe i just have height envy.
you should have got her number for me

[LethalCorpse]

OK ok... now for one of the only pictures to turn out on NYE.
Me, sick and a bit drunk, as taken by pinchy:

Its a shitty shot cause i had to squint because of evil double flash.

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/NYE06_07/IMG_2093.jpg

Some other ones from me being on HMAS Sydney here:
http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/NYE06_07/

ohnoz teh aliens are attacking sapia.

[Iceman]

This is Megabyte posting from Ben's account.
I thought I'd post a pic of him and I just before we went to the G3 concert (John Petrucci, Joe Satriani & Steve Vai, Oh yeah!) in Syd on Dec 1.

I'll post some of the current QLD trip over the next few weeks.

The more I see photos of you two the more I'm sure I've met you somewhere before.. I can't for the life of me work out where? UQNGA?

[Glompbot]

you should have got her number for me

She was taller than you dude.

[Munchkin]

brother just sent me this picture from hisphone - Adam is the 2nd from the right.

[TheGlassPrison]

The more I see photos of you two the more I'm sure I've met you somewhere before.. I can't for the life of me work out where? UQNGA?
From Megabyte:

The only two letters from that I recognise are UQ, and Ben goes to UQ :p
But otherwise, I'm only in QLD for a few weeks at a time on Holidays.

[muppet]

brother just sent me this picture from hisphone - Adam is the 2nd from the right.
where are they?

[Munchkin]

where are they?

That was taken just before he came home for Christmas at the Pirbright training centre. Here's a link for it http://www.army.mod.uk/atr/atr_pirbright/index.htm

Here's another picture , I think this one is all of the section he is in. He is 5th from the right, at the back ( standing next to the guy with no cap on)

I think they get to go to Belgium in the next couple of weeks to go on a battlefield tour. Then assuming all goes well and he passes, I think he will join a unit in Woolwich, London, and when that relocates, he may be heading to Northern Ireland or somewhere in mainland Europe

[biomechanic]

http://david.australianinfront.com.au/Photos/Dave.jpg

[Thyrd]

This is my girl and I on friday night...or saturday morning.
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1788/ranw0.jpg
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/638/ra2jj9.jpg

[TheGlassPrison]

[Edit: Pics removed to save space in storage]

[FatherShark]

The things he does to me early in the morning :p...

Dirty Sanchez appears to be among those things.

[Glompbot]

go rry!

and meg, you look so impressed in that last pic :P

[Tyrany]

From Megabyte:

Here are a few pics from my trip up in QLD so far.

Giving Ben 'the look'
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/m3gabyt3/PB100028.jpg



Are you saying "Shit Ben, how'd you end up taller than me?"

[SOC]

Ben stole the box. :nod:

[TheGlassPrison]

From Megabyte:
hehe...Nah, i think I just slouch more when I'm sitting than Ben does. :p
Also my height's in my legs and that's a sitting pic.

[TheGlassPrison]

Dirty Sanchez appears to be among those things.
From Meg also:

Well that *IS* the name of his band.

[imp]

Is Ben a smoker?

[LethalCorpse]

Meg, is it really all that hard to logout of ben then login as you?

[peto]

Me and the girlfriend on NYE 2006. We went to the Cowboys and Angels night at Academy nightclub (http://www.academyclub.com.au) here in Canberra.

http://zadank.com/sharedmedia/NYE2006pixiandpeds1.jpg

and

http://zadank.com/sharedmedia/NYE2006pixiandpeds2.jpg

She went as a punk angel and myself as an angel with attitude. Not sure if I pulled it off or not, but cool none the less :)

[Iceman]

Meg, is it really all that hard to logout of ben then login as you?

They live in different states.. logging in/out takes time away from.. other things ;)

http://zadank.com/sharedmedia/NYE2006pixiandpeds1.jpg
http://zadank.com/sharedmedia/NYE2006pixiandpeds2.jpg

Nice costumes :D

[Newsworthy]

Gloria, Trevor (English teachers in Japan) Natsuko (Awesome Japanese girl) and Me in Tokyo when the world cup was on. This was taken the night Japan played Croatia. First night was Australia versus Japan, and I have very little memory of what actually happened that night... I think I passed out at half time...

[Keyser Söze]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/9/7/6/HolyMen.jpg


...I'm the one on the right.

[johny_roberts]

Attending a 49'ers game. It was friggin cold hence the hoodie. Fuckers lost but I got drunk so it was a good old time..

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/9/0/IMG_0001.JPG

[Javaxcx]

Prolly should've worn some pants to the game eh JR? Wouldn't be so cold!

[johny_roberts]

Prolly should've worn some pants to the game eh JR? Wouldn't be so cold!

but then how do the chix0rs know I dig them

[Javaxcx]

Chivalry and my little chemical friend chloroform

[Shampyon]

I need some help form the ladies. I gotta figure out which looks better: shaved, or scruffy.
I realise it's like trying to pick the winner of a beauty contest in which the only contestants are Graham Kennedy and Rodney Dangerfield, but I implore you to make an effort. Pretty please with sugar on top?

Scruffy:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2816/1601071518are7.th.jpg (http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2816/1601071518are7.jpg)http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/508/1601071519aoe1.th.jpg (http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/508/1601071519aoe1.jpg)

Smooth:
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7387/1601071527akj8.th.jpg (http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7387/1601071527akj8.jpg)http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4504/1601071529asg2.th.jpg (http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4504/1601071529asg2.jpg)

[meg]

I like scruffy, but they look awfully similar.
Scruffy is cute.

[Hooty Mcboob]

I like scruffy better. That is my opinion.

[Something Fast]

Behold, my new haircut.

In this one I kind of look like Lord Ugly of the Tomato people.
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/9776/rimg0073dj3.jpg

I'm not normally that red or shiny looking, it was the flash I tells you...

[imp]

I like scruffy, but they look awfully similar.
Scruffy is cute.

Scruffy ftw!

[Glompbot]

Behold, my new haircut.

In this one I kind of look like Lord Ugly of the Tomato people.
*pic*
I'm not normally that red or shiny looking, it was the flash I tells you...


Oh its short!

you look very... angular in that pic :D

[Something Fast]

Oh its short!

you look very... angular in that pic :D

I was paranoid just after I had my haircut that it'd make my face look way fatter and wider.

My ladylove says the new hairchoppy makes me look like a skinny German. When I asked her wtf that meant she wasn't able to tell me...

[Shampyon]

I was paranoid just after I had my haircut that it'd make my face look way fatter and wider.

My ladylove says the new hairchoppy makes me look like a skinny German. When I asked her wtf that meant she wasn't able to tell me...

:lol: That's exactly what I thought when I saw it, and I don't know what it means!

[picklesam]

Oh its short!

you look very... angular in that pic :D

i believe it's the 'Bluesteel' look...it's so sad nobody ever smiles anymore when they post a pic of themselves, all posers..

[and3w]

Attending a 49'ers game. It was friggin cold hence the hoodie. Fuckers lost but I got drunk so it was a good old time..

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/9/0/IMG_0001.JPG

You fat cunt...THIS is why marriage is not for me...well, that and the laws around here :-( :wank:

[SOC]

You fat cunt...You enjoy calling people fat, don't you...;)

[Glompbot]

i believe it's the 'Bluesteel' look...it's so sad nobody ever smiles anymore when they post a pic of themselves, all posers..

I smile!

[King_Crud]

Attending a 49'ers game. It was friggin cold hence the hoodie. Fuckers lost but I got drunk so it was a good old time..

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/9/0/IMG_0001.JPG
you drink Budweiser? The little respect I had for you has totally vanished. And why are you hanging out in the carpark like a redneck, are you too poor to afford to drink in a place with walls and a roof?

[vantastic]

egad budweiser is shite... i think thats a can of bud light too... fark... I reckon any newborn here in Australia could drink any american under the desk easily

[SOC]

egad budweiser is shite... i think thats a can of bud light too... fark... I reckon any newborn here in Australia could drink any american under the desk easily
... AND piss harder afterwards :nod:

[Rod]

... AND piss harder afterwards :nod:

Can't beat it.
24 pack for $9.99 at any 7-11 or petrol station.

My beer of choice.

But then again when I visit home I drink Emu Export.

[vantastic]

omg america has changed you mang! You used to be cool!

[Tyrany]

On old Pommy boss of mine used to say that American beer is like sex in a canoe - fucking close to water.

[johny_roberts]

you drink Budweiser? The little respect I had for you has totally vanished. And why are you hanging out in the carpark like a redneck, are you too poor to afford to drink in a place with walls and a roof?

egad budweiser is shite... i think thats a can of bud light too... fark... I reckon any newborn here in Australia could drink any american under the desk easily

... AND piss harder afterwards :nod:

Can't beat it.
24 pack for $9.99 at any 7-11 or petrol station.

My beer of choice.

But then again when I visit home I drink Emu Export.

On old Pommy boss of mine used to say that American beer is like sex in a canoe - fucking close to water.


Budweiser is the king of beers the KING of BREWS. It was a tailgate party (hence no walls you stupid cunts) we had Budweiser and also Sierra Nevada plus lots of food :D

Also it was not Bud Light it was Straight Budweiser :D



dont hate the playa hate the game

[lostreality]

it was not Bud Light it was Straight Budweiser

yeah cos that makes it better. :jerkit:

[metalhed00]

Budweiser is the king of beers the KING of BREWS. It was a tailgate party (hence no walls you stupid cunts) we had Budweiser and also Sierra Nevada plus lots of food :D

Also it was not Bud Light it was Straight Budweiser :D

From one American to a fellow lost American…

Say NO to Buttweiser, I mean Budweiser.

Waits for JR to somehow make this into some kind of homo joke.

[Ic3]

Me with some friends after taping another friend's car up

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/5/9/6/117-1746_IMG.jpg

Me with a friend about to go out to a fancy dress party as Gods

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/5/9/6/119_1930_JPG_jpg.jpg

Me on location filming an independant film (i'm in costume there)

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/5/9/6/3.jpg

[Sutter]

Tell us more about the film.

[Ic3]

It was produced, directed and financed by my old boss and is a very abstract movie about two higher beings playing a game with my character's life, one has to kill him, the other has to keep me alive.

It's called Monkhausen's Gambit, and has almost finished editing. Two versions are being made, a 13 min and a 65 min version to be entered into different competitions.

[Glompbot]

sounds cool :D

[Munchkin]

Me on location filming an independant film (i'm in costume there)

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/5/9/6/3.jpg


That red lipstick really suits you :)

[stinky]

That red lipstick really suits you :)

dammit! you beat me to it.

[SOC]

It is a very abstract movie about two higher beings playing a game with my character's life, one has to kill him, the other has to keep me alive.It sounds a little like Stranger Than Fiction (http://imdb.com/title/tt0420223/)

[Ic3]

It looked even better in other places ;)

[meg]

It sounds a little like Stranger Than Fiction (http://imdb.com/title/tt0420223/)

I thought that was a very good movie. Weird concept, but it works well. Farrell is the bomb.

[SOC]

I thought it was one of the best films of 2006

[Glompbot]

New hair today, i look like i have a tan, but i don't.

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/hair/024-jan07/IMG_2135.jpg

more pics:
http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/hair/024-jan07/

[Shampyon]

I've spent way too much time cooped up in my room, and not enough time bumming around at the beach. I used to spend every waking moment on the sand. Now I can go for days without seeing the sun, and I've gotten pretty flabby and pasty.

Went to the beach on Saturday, for the first time in ages.
This is the result of my geekery:

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6010/burn7rt.jpg

This pic has inspired the following plan:

Go to the beach more often
Head over to the "getting into shape" thread
Thank whatever deity/deities that may or may not exist that I'm charming enough to overcome my physical flaws :P

[~vjay~]

^^Ouch

[johny_roberts]

take a nice hot shower and use some deep heat on that burn it will clear it right up

[bronco]

This pic has inspired the following plan:

Go to the beach more often
Head over to the "getting into shape" thread
Thank whatever deity/deities that may or may not exist that I'm charming enough to overcome my physical flaws :P


I like your thinking.

"Stupid Internet. Make me lazy and flabby. Now where I can I find out how to fix this. I know. The Internet!"

[PrawnMatic]

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/hair/024-jan07/IMG_2135.jpghttp://www.vaiden.net/scarecrow.jpg


Most little girls wanted to be Dorothy. Why don't you click your heels and go back to the hairdresser.

[Serpent_Girl]

I think Sapia actually looks pretty good.

[Megabyte]

I agree. I don't think it's necessary to be so catty.

I especially think the golden brown hair highlights her nice blue eyes much better than the rainbow affair. :)

[Thyrd]

They seem more grey/greenish to me.

[Glompbot]

you need to adjust your colours rry... they're blue, or blue grey in some lights.

[Thyrd]

you need to adjust your colours rry... they're blue, or blue grey in some lights.

According to my girlfriend, mine can change colour quite rapidly. Sometimes seeming blue, then a little later grey and even later have a greenish tinge.
Probably something to do with the lighting.

[Something Fast]

According to my girlfriend, mine can change colour quite rapidly. Sometimes seeming blue, then a little later grey and even later have a greenish tinge.
Probably something to do with the lighting.

Mine are green, but everyone thinks they're either grey or "hazel", wtf hazel actually is I've no idea... One of my friends apparently thought mine were grey for a good 6 years until he suddenly went "holy crap, your eyes are green!" out of nowhere.

[Thyrd]

Mine are green, but everyone thinks they're either grey or "hazel", wtf hazel actually is I've no idea... One of my friends apparently thought mine were grey for a good 6 years until he suddenly went "holy crap, your eyes are green!" out of nowhere.

Yeah, I don't know what Hazel is either. I get the impression that it's some sort of green or brown.

[Glompbot]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color

including handy pictures.


accordig to that wiki article my eyes are definitely grey rather than blue.

[Whiskers]

I like your hair Sapia. Thankfully, you look nothing like a cat's bum suffering from haemorroids.

[Glompbot]

I like your hair Sapia. Thankfully, you look nothing like a cat's bum suffering from haemorroids.
well, one can only say: thank god for that.


the chlorine from the pool i swam in on sunday has made my hair fade a bit which makes me sad... i loved how brown it was.

[King_Crud]

I've spent way too much time cooped up in my room, and not enough time bumming around at the beach. I used to spend every waking moment on the sand. Now I can go for days without seeing the sun, and I've gotten pretty flabby and pasty.

Went to the beach on Saturday, for the first time in ages.
This is the result of my geekery:

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6010/burn7rt.jpg

This pic has inspired the following plan:

Go to the beach more often
Head over to the "getting into shape" thread
Thank whatever deity/deities that may or may not exist that I'm charming enough to overcome my physical flaws :P

my back looks like that atm

I got an award on Saturday for stopping three ships running into the rocks on the coast due to me being down the beach and my white skin reflecting the light off it like a lighthouse

[Glompbot]

According to my girlfriend, mine can change colour quite rapidly. Sometimes seeming blue, then a little later grey and even later have a greenish tinge.
Probably something to do with the lighting.

mine do too
i have an amber ring around my pupil, its gone quite light in this picture, but when my eyes look more 'blue' than 'grey' it goes more amber.

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/blueeyes.jpg


>_< you can also see the astigmatism i have... stupid oval eyes.

Although, i've always loved my eyes... at high school (once i got rid of the fringe which hid half my face) people would stop and go 'wow, you have really nice eyes'... besides, my eyes are never going to get fat or saggy! so how can I not love them!

[stinky]

besides, my eyes are never going to get fat or saggy! so how can I not love them!

Unless you get a brain tumour behind your eye, in which case it can push your eye out and make it look swollen or fat. I saw it on RPA once.

:P

[Glompbot]

ew
thats not going to happen to me though :D

[Shampyon]

It will if we try hard enough.
*thinking tumory thoughts at you*

[Glompbot]

It will if we try hard enough.
*thinking tumory thoughts at you*

and i'll think melanomaish thoughts at you mr lobster!

[Icky_Thoomp]

Me'n'Luke, just being the cool types we are....

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/367884222_c8e8506a28.jpg

[Shampyon]

Me'n'Luke, just being the cool types we are....

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/367884222_c8e8506a28.jpg

Why is Christopher Eccleston hugging Winston Churchill?

[Boobmeister]

Mine are green, but everyone thinks they're either grey or "hazel", wtf hazel actually is I've no idea... One of my friends apparently thought mine were grey for a good 6 years until he suddenly went "holy crap, your eyes are green!" out of nowhere.

you and your friend obviously spend too much time gazing into each others eyes :fag: LOL

If a mate of mine EVER noticed my eye colour i'd be seriously worried

[Tyrany]

Mine are green, but everyone thinks they're either grey or "hazel", wtf hazel actually is I've no idea... One of my friends apparently thought mine were grey for a good 6 years until he suddenly went "holy crap, your eyes are green!" out of nowhere.

Hazel is brown and green. Generally they are more green than brown, but mine are the other way around. The majority of my iris' are brown and they are green around the pupil. Most people with hazel eyes (including my sister) are the other way around.

Wiki link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color)

[Serpent_Girl]

My eyes also do the (depending on light) blue/green thing. But they don't have any hint of brown in them. I just generally call them blue.

Kinda hard to see, but this is what they look like.

http://a471.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_6f9f7b028bb88d8762a82069e761b776.jpg

[Cassa]

Mine are predominantly green with a shade of amber around the middle. But they change depending on my mood. When I'm drunk/ill/tired they go orangey and when I'm really upset or happy they go green and sparkly

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/7/0/moareye.JPGhttp://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/7/0/scaryeyes.JPG

[Glompbot]

Hazza and myself watching Spank Rock at BDO.... me wearing hazzas sunnies

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/BDO07/IMG_2156.jpg

more trashbag pics
http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/BDO07/

[Hooty Mcboob]

My eyes are mostly blue, they change shades depending on my mood. I have a little yellow star burst type thing around my pupil.. you can kinda see it in this pic

[Goat Boy]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/7/0/moareye.JPGhttp://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/7/0/scaryeyes.JPG
All glory to the hypnotoad.

[SOC]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/4/soceyes.jpg

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes ... you're under.

[Daniellex51]

I figured if everyone was in on showing eyes I'd figured I'd add my infamous eyes picture. :)

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/4/0/0/456061370_m.jpg

[SOC]

I figured if everyone was in on showing eyes I'd figured I'd add my infamous eyes picture. :)

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/4/0/0/456061370_m.jpg

Um... I don't know if you've happened to notice, but your eyes appear to be shut in that pic? Meaning we can't actually see your eyes? Which is the whole point of the exercise?:confused:

[Daniellex51]

haha ya I know I have light brown eyes they use to be close to black when I was younger but now they are a light brown. I cant find a pic or the actual Irises of my eyes. I am a crack head as my hubby would say HAH They kinda look like a sunflower with he brown and yellow in my eyes.

[Glompbot]

My eyes are mostly blue, they change shades depending on my mood. I have a little yellow star burst type thing around my pupil.. you can kinda see it in this pic

your eyes have the same copper/amber ring around them that mine do... but your eyes are way bluer than mine.

in iridology that ring means we have digestive problems/over active stomach, some people also speculate it is a sign of a strong intuition.

The digestive part i guess is correct since I've had digestive issues, or just a strange coincidence.

[Hooty Mcboob]

perhaps it is.. I don't have a lot of digestive problems.. only when I eat certain thing.. Like Meatloaf. Though I did have some problems when I was younger so maybe that is it. Or it could just be coincidence.

[imp]

I figured if everyone was in on showing eyes I'd figured I'd add my infamous eyes picture. :)

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/4/0/0/456061370_m.jpg

I love your hair colour and style. :D Just gorgeous.

[King_Crud]

fear my red eyes of death. I can go all movis and shoot laser beams 'n shit

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4184/crim02202hd.jpg

[Glompbot]

krud, thats awesome...
i have red eyes too, but not as cool as yours

[vantastic]

I figured if everyone was in on showing eyes I'd figured I'd add my infamous eyes picture. :)

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/4/0/0/456061370_m.jpg

Can I be the first to say that i'd drop a load on it?




:run:

[Daniellex51]

I love your hair colour and style. :D Just gorgeous.

Thank you :) I miss my red hair (its black again now). The only thing that never changes is that fact that I am pale as hell lol. But I love looking like a porcelain doll :)

[Daniellex51]

Can I be the first to say that i'd drop a load on it?




:run:

how dare you poop on me :laughing: :grr:

[Shampyon]

What's with all the friggin' eyes?
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6583/eyegi1.jpg

[Glompbot]

What can I say, I post my eyes, and now everyone wants to be like me :P

[vantastic]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/2/6/7/ninjaeyes.jpg
Here are my eyes as seen on c64

[Buffy]

Pirate and Me pulling faces at Big Day Out yesterday :cool:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/tonyelise-bdo2007.jpg

and me again with a rainbow icey drink of fabulousness :D
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/elisetherainbowdrinkofdoom-bdo2007.jpg

[Glompbot]

love the slushie of doom

[hazza]

r u attempting a zoolander in that first one?

[imp]

Pirate and Me pulling faces at Big Day Out yesterday :cool:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/tonyelise-bdo2007.jpg

Awww that's a lovely shot! :D Love the hair Buffy. :)

[Buffy]

attempting ;_;

[Glompbot]

r u attempting a zoolander in that first one?

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/BDO07/IMG_2164.jpg

[King_Crud]

Pirate and Me pulling faces at Big Day Out yesterday :cool:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/tonyelise-bdo2007.jpg



Pirate is pulling a face?

[sagit]

whats this sitting in the stand business?

[LethalCorpse]

The digestive part i guess is correct since I've had digestive issues, or just a strange coincidence.

*parp*

[Glompbot]

and parp means?

[Hooty Mcboob]

parp is a fart noise.

[Something Fast]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3981/eye8sb.jpg
'cause everyone was doing it and I wanted to jump on the bandwagon (eyewagon?)

Mine are very predominantly green, except when they've got a camera flash in them like thar.

[lostreality]

wtf is going on here.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/72500/72785VBda_w.jpg

[SOC]

the eyes have it

[Hairyman]

groan :faint:

[SOC]

someone had to say it

[Daniellex51]

Pirate and Me pulling faces at Big Day Out yesterday :cool:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/tonyelise-bdo2007.jpg

and me again with a rainbow icey drink of fabulousness :D
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/elisetherainbowdrinkofdoom-bdo2007.jpg

You are absolutely gorgeous eyes. Are they really that green??

[EvilMuppet]

new desktop http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0703&f=maxcandy2kn.jpg

[Glompbot]

Evil, i think its the wrong thread for that

[Daniellex51]

there's alot of ugly looking boobs in there lol. DO they have oil all over them??

[King_Crud]

Evil, i think its the wrong thread for that
there's never a wrong thread for that

[imp]

Every thread should have boobs in it! :D

[Cassa]

moar boobs plz

[SOC]

new desktop http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0703&f=maxcandy2kn.jpg

yep, that's now my new desktop too!

[Kez]

new desktop http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0703&f=maxcandy2kn.jpg

In soviet russia, vagina shoots you!

[LethalCorpse]

Did anyone else notice that they're all holding AKs, but they're slung with ammo for machine guns and shotties?

[Sinergy]

Sweet baby Jesus....just when I was mellowing out from Pirate and Buffy, I get blinded by the Tuna Taco Terrorists.

[SamBo]

the eyes have it
Eye agree

[Something Fast]

Did anyone else notice that they're all holding AKs, but they're slung with ammo for machine guns and shotties?

I was too busy looking at their bazookas.

[SOC]

Eye agree

Quiet, you!:p

[King_Crud]

Did anyone else notice that they're all holding AKs, but they're slung with ammo for machine guns and shotties?
um...............no :fag:

[wenches.inc]

you and your friend obviously spend too much time gazing into each others eyes :fag: LOL

If a mate of mine EVER noticed my eye colour i'd be seriously worried

helloooooooo i'm a mate and i know what colour your eyes are - and it's not like you have to gaze into them to see the colour either, I'm fairly sure even your male friends have noticed the colour....they're always a red glazed over i've had too much alcohol colour LMAO

[dolliblu]

Hey Wench, how about I get all his male friends to randomly tell him what lovely eyes he has just to freak him out?

[Cassa]

A photo taken by ewe2 last weekend. I think it's probably one of the best ones of me that I've seen

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/8/3/2/eyes.jpg

[Glompbot]

I took my new scooter to my parents house today

This is a pic taken on my new phone (k800i)

my dad and my sisters boyfriend raced the old one and the new one up and down the road for a bit... in the foreground is my older sister Hani, and her son Ben:

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/2007_02_04/DSC00043.jpg

[chris_F]

This is Megabyte posting from Ben's account.
I thought I'd post a pic of him and I just before we went to the G3 concert (John Petrucci, Joe Satriani & Steve Vai, Oh yeah!) in Syd on Dec 1.

I'll post some of the current QLD trip over the next few weeks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/m3gabyt3/megbenedit.jpg

I went to g3 too.. and i seriously think i remember your face from the crowd!

[Megabyte]

I went to g3 too.. and i seriously think i remember your face from the crowd!
Neato :D

[BlueBoy]

From shaved to goatee in 11 days.
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/9/6/chiatrav.jpg

[astro]

Bah. I can do that with my sideburns, but the moustache still eludes me.

[pliskin]

this is seven days growth for me.
taken while i was on holidays

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/4/7/0/DSC00233.JPG

[Dundasbro]

I started thinking about doing some photos for a bit of fun seeing as I have a friend who seems to enjoy taking pictures of practically everything and he ends up with some very nice ones.
Tell me what you think of this picture, I just snapped it about 10 minutes ago when I noticed the oppertunity for a good photo possibility. I made it black and white because I thought it looked better.
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/9/1/3/Punchingbagedit1.JPG

[Something Fast]

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/2751/rimg0108wg1.jpg
Gungy old t-shirt, new glasses.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8355/rimg0095wo2.jpg
Just a photo I took today.

[picklesam]

[QUOTE=Something;1105791]http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/2751/rimg0108wg1.jpg
Gungy old t-shirt, new glasses.

dude, smile will ya...lose the pout

[imp]

Is that a fireplace in your bedroom, Something? If so then i'm hella jealous. :D I have one in mine but i'm not sure if the chimney is clear enough for me to use it.

[Scumbag]

The last house I lived in I had a fireplace in my bedroom. I lit a fire one day and it smoked out my room. lol. I think its illegal in sydney anyway.

[RedMaN]

Hahaha the beardies love it :D
ZOMG plismang has hair! PS this reminds me of my holidays when I usually let the stubble go. Doesn't take me too long and before you know it, I'm cruisin' the streets, Alby Mangel stylezz, with some mad beard action.

I have a pic on my old phone from Austria last year... that pic was only approx 3 weeks growth, I'll try and track it down for comparison :8:

[Something Fast]

Is that a fireplace in your bedroom, Something? If so then i'm hella jealous. :D I have one in mine but i'm not sure if the chimney is clear enough for me to use it.
Nah, it's the dining room.

I *do* have a fireplace in my bedroom, though.

[Lina]

Pompeii and I

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/7/1/LinaPompeii.jpg

[hazza]

Pompeii and I


who is this pompeii, i'll kick his friggin ass!

http://a509.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/47/l_83d5ea98d082fb72866d90c3a4a45cbc.jpg

[Thyrd]

Where'd scottish chick go?

[jaay]

who is this pompeii, i'll kick his friggin ass!

http://a509.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/47/l_83d5ea98d082fb72866d90c3a4a45cbc.jpg

lol how much?

[That Bloke]

lol how much?

What are you implying?

[King_Crud]

who is this pompeii, i'll kick his friggin ass!

http://a509.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/47/l_83d5ea98d082fb72866d90c3a4a45cbc.jpg
hey fatty

[imp]

What are you implying?

He's either implying mail order bride or hooooooker. Hazza's way too classy for either though. ;)

I'm drunk.. please don't hurt me. :D

[That Bloke]

He's either implying mail order bride or hooooooker.

I thought the same

[hazza]

shut up crud i didnt think anyone would notice that my buttons are nearly popping...

hang on, i got more..

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/913/00100293nh1.th.jpg (http://img57.imageshack.us/my.php?image=00100293nh1.jpg)

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5117/00100332oe3.th.jpg (http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=00100332oe3.jpg)


those poor girls, having me in the photos they just look well.. plain.

[abelgold]

shut up crud i didnt think anyone would notice that my buttons are nearly popping...

hang on, i got more..

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/913/00100293nh1.th.jpg (http://img57.imageshack.us/my.php?image=00100293nh1.jpg)

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5117/00100332oe3.th.jpg (http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=00100332oe3.jpg)


those poor girls, having me in the photos they just look well.. plain.


Wow.. you are a real life stalker.

[Goat Boy]

I see Hazza gets his hair cut at the same place as Arnold Judas Rimmer.

[imp]

Love you long time. :D

[hazza]

jealousy is a curse

[Goat Boy]

I’m not jealous of your hair Hazza, because I already have hair like you, just not on my head.

[astro]

It's on your back, isn't it?

[Glompbot]

Some pics from the couthouse yesterday taken on my k800i phone (i <3 it)

I present:
A very sleepy Something fast
The new and improved super skinny King Crud who has lost weight by giving up beer! Totally awesome effort.
Pliskin and my friend chris talking about afros.

[Something Fast]

Holy shit, someone stole my eyes!

[King_Crud]

The new and improved super skinny King Crud who has lost weight by giving up beer! Totally awesome effort.

I didn't think you could improve on perfection, but i have just proved that you can. I am hot.

[Sutter]

Looking good Crud.

[hazza]

figjam


http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4222/img0886jpgthumbnail1rc1.th.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0886jpgthumbnail1rc1.jpg)

[Glompbot]

hahahahhaa

[abelgold]

It looks like you're in Silverwater Jail. Is it still free-sex thursdays?

[hymartin]

hymartin's desktop...=)
http://tkfiles.storage.msn.com/x1pAdjo0uCo2H3wxPQ6Kk2VJV3WbAnUYzWViaBs67glZbtUXwt ft6JHHwq6JQGDKCjD-6PeWggwCIPBNTLmyJa4drVe0p16iKQbwfY2gag2863QQsocN96 aI3mwLvnuqfzEBDgdzHa0BOhaBRGKq7UfUl7ttvC7HoYq

[banga]

shut up crud i didnt think anyone would notice that my buttons are nearly popping...

hang on, i got more..

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/913/00100293nh1.th.jpg (http://img57.imageshack.us/my.php?image=00100293nh1.jpg)

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5117/00100332oe3.th.jpg (http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=00100332oe3.jpg)


those poor girls, having me in the photos they just look well.. plain.

they look like you got a knife in their back saying "smile and look like you love me bitch"

[Thyrd]

hymartin's desktop...=)


There's a specific thread for desktops.

[Glompbot]

I'm learning how to use quicktime to record video via my built in isight webcam in my macbook

The beeping is our smoke alarm demanding batteries, but i need to grab a ladder to fix it.

fZPJAer5zMc


and this video should work in a few minutes... it is a tour of my new place:

3hH2Fq8zXt4

[jaay]

nice acting

[King_Crud]

I'm learning how to use quicktime to record video via my built in isight webcam in my macbook

The beeping is our smoke alarm demanding batteries, but i need to grab a ladder to fix it.

fZPJAer5zMc


and this video should work in a few minutes... it is a tour of my new place:

3hH2Fq8zXt4
fucking hell, emo teenagers are more interesting than that

[Glompbot]

screw you hippy

if you come over again i'm going to record you looking like a tard when playing the wii and post it as revenge

and bungle liked it, so nyer.




*edit* dear god, i sound almost exactly like my younger sister. No wonder my parents get confused when I call them.

[Goat Boy]

I had to lol @“I don’t know what to say, this thing’s really stupid.”


Also, that is the first Australian accent I have heard since I was last home.

[Glompbot]

Funny, someone else said I sounded like I had an english accent.

[Goat Boy]

Definitely Australian, but not the horrible ocker accent so many Aussies have.
You’re too well spoken for that.

I get asked on a weekly basis if I am South African or English over the phone.

[Glompbot]

South african?
I've gotten Hong Kong, canada, and india before... but south africa is an interesting one.

[Goat Boy]

Apparently South Africans, New Zealanders, Australians and the English sound the same to these people.