Picture thread (new, updated version)!

[LethalCorpse]

looks so very cute baby. very beautiful.
You better have something less creepy to back that up, n00b. We're pretty handy with a pitchfork round here. :mob:

[and3w]

You better have something less creepy to back that up, n00b. We're pretty handy with a pitchfork round here. :mob:

bwahahahahahaha



stop pickling teh n00bs, ya big bully




(that means: she's female, maybe a chance of boobies so be nice)

:bikini::clap:

[meg]

looks so very cute baby. very beautiful.

Sounds like he's the asian kind

Welcome


Do you have sisters?

[carsinogenic]

You better have something less creepy to back that up, n00b. We're pretty handy with a pitchfork round here. :mob:

that made me lol!
in particular the "You better have something less creepy to back that up".

i hope they saw the funny side of it.... cause i sure as heck did!
that was comedy gold!

but i noticed that they have not posted much since, so i am thinking that you scared them off?!

[Hairyman]

His profile says he is a girl. I mean that in the literal rather than the perjorative sense.

[muppet]

ahh get back on track you cock-knockers
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9922/image0081yu3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
My daughter seems to think that she can take photos of herself and I won't find out.. weirdo. :D

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand introducing the newest monkey looking person to the family... my baby niece, Kiara Shanae
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4489/image007ly4qv9st0.png (http://imageshack.us)

She was born yesterday morning at 3:12am weighing in at a healthy 7lb 6oz. Mum and bub are awesomely fantastic and my fucking sister in law doesn't even look like she's given birth - cow :D I love her tho:D

[Elf]

B has beautiful eyes, just like her mum.

[Daniellex51]

Some random new pics of me!!!!

http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/39638/2003799449105408954_rs.jpg

http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/38909/2003760749799803332_rs.jpg

http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/42750/2003729808979949736_rs.jpg

http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/41612/2003704909656135101_rs.jpg

http://aycu28.webshots.com/image/41547/2003730507524413787_rs.jpg

http://aycu28.webshots.com/image/41547/2003795449491735682_rs.jpg

http://aycu07.webshots.com/image/41326/2003753459792637612_rs.jpg

[carsinogenic]

lol, ya man looks pretty darn stoned :P

[Whiskers]

Wow danielle u r gorgus.

[Daniellex51]

ya surprisingly he isn't lol he's just tired from work and dead sober...althought he usually looks high anyways lol


ahhhh... thank you so much, I personally don't think I am at all but I LOVE my eyes :)

[Shampyon]

Drawn-on eyebrows weird me out. Good cosmetics will highlight positive attributes while obscuring the negative. Drawn on eyebrows just look like, well, lines drawn on a bald brow.

Eh, I get about in cargo shorts and ratty t-shirts half the time, what do I know about fashion.

[LethalCorpse]

Drawn-on eyebrows weird me out. Good cosmetics will highlight positive attributes while obscuring the negative. Drawn on eyebrows just look like, well, lines drawn on a bald brow.

Eh, I get about in cargo shorts and ratty t-shirts half the time, what do I know about fashion.
Signed. What was wrong with your factory eyebrows? No matter how much time and effort you put into painstakingly plucking/waxing/lasering them off and then drawing them back on again, people will always think you were recently in a minor explosion (if you were recently in a minor explosion, I sincerely apologise for the insensitivity).

You're right, you do have good eyes. So why do you feel the need to surround them in four layers of fluorescent paint? If they look that bad without the stucco, you really oughta get some sleep, or let us all come round and convince that stoned fella to stop punching them.

[and3w]

http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/41612/2003704909656135101_rs.jpg


Nice.

Boyfreind looks like he either loves ketamine to much or he's having a good poo...or both? :o

[Glompbot]

You look exactly the same as the other pictures I saw
I thought 'what? these have been posted already...... oh right... new'

I second the drawn on eyebrows thing... blech. Go mona lisa and leave them off, or leave them real.

Apart from that, i'm jealous of your lips, you have gorgeous lips, so less with the eye shots and more with the face :)

[JumpinJez]

And less myspace angles.

[LethalCorpse]

Hey Crud, you weren't walking down abercrombie st near the block in Redfern at about 8 this morning were you? Saw a bloke who was a dead ringer for you...

[King_Crud]

Hey Crud, you weren't walking down abercrombie st near the block in Redfern at about 8 this morning were you? Saw a bloke who was a dead ringer for you...
yeah that would have been me, i walk Wilson/Abercrombie to and from work each day

[and3w]

LethalCorpse .... time to change your route... :-)

[Daniellex51]

ok for the eyebrows story... when I was 17 I was taking Cosmetology and we were practicing waxing and the girl who waxed my eyebrows waxed them completely off on an accident. The hair never grew back and what did was tiny little blonde peach fuzz, I'm naturally blonde so I had very light eyebrows to begin with.

So I've been drawing them on ever since, I plan to get them tattooed someday but it's expensive(about 300-500 dollars) to get them done realistically.

As for my makeup that's my style I like it so fuck off if you don't ;):D:laughing:.

[Daniellex51]

Here's kinda a better one of Todd and I

http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/40301/2006165577693988407_rs.jpg

[and3w]

Yup, better, but you cheated editing out the old pic :-)

[Daniellex51]

Huh? what do you mean? I didn't edit this picture or any... I'm confused.

[and3w]

Huh? what do you mean? I didn't edit this picture or any... I'm confused.

Earlier the pix of you & todd (original, monged out one) was missing...I thought??? :reaper:

But it's back again.... and you didn't do it...<confused apology>
:greenwink

[Lina]

So I've been drawing them on ever since, I plan to get them tattooed someday but it's expensive(about 300-500 dollars) to get them done realistically.

I have to say it must be the hugest pain in the arse to draw them on everyday and, I assume, take them off at night (lest they smudge, which I imagine would not be an entirely attractive look). I struggle to even apply mascara before going to work. I'm imagining drawing eyebrows when hungover. Gah!

[LethalCorpse]

yeah that would have been me, i walk Wilson/Abercrombie to and from work each day
Awesome! Even hungover as fuck, being driven to work, my powers of recognition are unstoppable!
I don't usually come from there, we crashed at my inlaws.

[Daniellex51]

I have to say it must be the hugest pain in the arse to draw them on everyday and, I assume, take them off at night (lest they smudge, which I imagine would not be an entirely attractive look). I struggle to even apply mascara before going to work. I'm imagining drawing eyebrows when hungover. Gah!

It's not so bad any more lol kinda use to it after doing it for 7 years hehe

[simon_marklar]

here's me djing at NYE doof experience. I'd been awake for two days prior (you didnt tell me it was that strong you bastard!) and i think at this point im like "what the fuck am i going to play next?".. was fun and not fun at the same time.

http://www.doofpix.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=35560&g2_serialNumber=4

[stinky]

I think we're all pretty curious ... got any pics without the drawn on eyebrows?

[muppet]

Aww :D
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6231/n7114367905868503570c4and2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

My Sis in law and the bub are home now! She's 10 days old today!

[kiki]

Aww :D
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6231/n7114367905868503570c4and2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

My Sis in law and the bub are home now! She's 10 days old today!

yay for dark haired babies...she is soooooo cute

[Snazz]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/4/0/7/4/ohgod_thumb.jpg

[pliskin]

here is pic of me and a friend at the sydney BDO.

[foolish42]

I'm in Niseko, Japan......

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/8/abcd0008_502445.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=36890&c=235)

Yes, I'm bragging about it to anyone.....depth, sure I got depth - 25cm's last night

[Fleur]

just a few piccies of me and thyrd (as requested somewhere else) on our holiday to mt (freezing) gambier :p

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7893/memtgambierlz4.jpg

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2568/p1220063sv0.jpg

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7563/p1200029vy5.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4982/p1250098ff1.jpg

and I ~may~ just be killed for putting this one up of Thyrd trying to swat flies hysterically :D
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6404/actionshotdb6.jpg

:D

[LethalCorpse]

What have you been feeding him? Thyrd looks like he's upsized to Fourth, or even Fyfth.

[astro]

Matt Damon's retarded twin?

[pliskin]

MATT DAMON

[Thyrd]

Matt Damon's retarded twin?

Please! Matt Damon is twice as retarded as me!

....why does everybody keep saying I look like Matt Damon?

[Fleur]

What have you been feeding him? Thyrd looks like he's upsized to Fourth, or even Fyfth.

hence i am on brownie making strike :p

[and3w]

here is pic of me and a friend at the sydney BDO.
Why is everyone (except your freind) in the pic overweight? Too many munchie loving stoners?

(I ask as a fully paid up pie-eater myself..).

[Elf]

Please! Matt Damon is twice as retarded as me!

....why does everybody keep saying I look like Matt Damon?

Because you actually do. I never noticed that before.

[astro]

You're lucky, man. Everyone used to tell me I looked like Patrick Swayze. Until I killed them and buried them in the back yard.

[Elf]

You're lucky, man. Everyone used to tell me I looked like Patrick Swayze. Until I killed them and buried them in the back yard.

I used to get told by complete strangers that I looked like Gerri Halliwell. I look nothing like her but I win at being compared to awful people.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/picture_54.jpg

[Several-Ninjas]

Fuck Elf whats up with those scary eyes. I take back all that shit I said about you, please don't hurt my children. *sulks*

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/3/0/5/0165.jpg

[Cassa]

astro I always thought you looked like that guy that was the T-1000 in Terminator 2, can't remember his name though.

Multiple sources report that I look like Bjork

[and3w]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/picture_54.jpg

FUCK...I know & love you IRL and I think that pic is FUKIN' SCARY!!!

I get the feeling you are just about to say "ANDREW, you will NOT--------" (Fill in the blank with anything fun)



:couch:

[and3w]

Many people have said I look like a cunt.


(or was it 'act' like???)

[Thyrd]

astro I always thought you looked like that guy that was the T-1000 in Terminator 2, can't remember his name though.

Multiple sources report that I look like Bjork

It's only when people point it out that I see these things.

[pliskin]

Why is everyone (except your freind) in the pic overweight? Too many munchie loving stoners?

(I ask as a fully paid up pie-eater myself..).
lol, we arent stoners.
i weigh 78kg, on a 5 -11 frame.
its only been in the last yr that i have begun to develop the 2nd chin and the belly. if i wasnt wearing such a tight fitting shirt, it wouldnt be as obvious.
i still have very skinny arms and legs, just seems those 2 places that i seem to develop .
the fact ive been drinking like fish for the last month has not helped

[skylar]

I don't see Matt Damon, but I do see a young James Packer.
http://www.seek.com.au/advertisers/ID_UniqueSite/images/other/portrait_james_packer.jpg

[astro]

astro I always thought you looked like that guy that was the T-1000 in Terminator 2, can't remember his name though.

You mean this dude?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4758/imageuploadimagebb9.gif

Well, I can't say I can see it...

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3963/n6193635816206532363gk7.jpghttp://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9281/t2ultimateedition034dt5.jpg

[Tyrany]

^^ That be Robert Patrick (a.k.a Agent Daggert from the final couple of season of The X-Files).

Don't know the name of the other guy, but he was in Terminator 2. :D

[Glompbot]

The only recent picture of me

http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/scooterclub/national08/IMG_3060.jpg

[dwarfthrower]

Sorry, had to be done:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/3/2/whereswally.jpg

[astro]

I Found Him! :d

[ms edeity]

lol

[Lina]

I like it when DT makes picture funnies :D

[JumpinJez]

That is way too many scooters in one spot.

[astro]

Too many scooters, not enough semi trailers running them over?

[Brenda]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/4/6/2/6/lips.jpg

[carsinogenic]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/6/8/1/scooter_crew.jpg




EDIT: dammit!!! astro beat me to it!

[Brenda]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/4/6/2/6/zgeek_ness.jpg

[Glompbot]

This isn't the random picture thread Brenda..



Also, thats a funny edit DT... :)

[LethalCorpse]

The only thing more retarded than a scooter rider not wearing any safety gear, is a scooter rider wearing full safety gear.

[Lina]

Moi last week at the Vineyards after watching the ever great Turbines to Speed play. Contrary to appearances I am not in a brothel. Cereal.

http://www.jacqueline.au.com/RedLina.jpg

Linas do also come in normal colouring on occasion

http://www.jacqueline.au.com/NormalLina.jpg

[Lina]

The only thing more retarded than a scooter rider not wearing any safety gear, is a scooter rider wearing full safety gear.

It's funny 'cause it's true :D

[Elf]

Moi last week at the Vineyards after watching the ever great Turbines to Speed play. Contrary to appearances I am not in a brothel. Cereal.

http://www.jacqueline.au.com/RedLina.jpg

Linas do also come in normal colouring on occasion

http://www.jacqueline.au.com/NormalLina.jpg

Purdy :)

[Elf]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3963/n6193635816206532363gk7.jpg

In the sunglasses pic, you look like Hazza!!

[astro]

I'm actually hazza's evil twin.

[Mr. Bungle]

I'm actually hazza's evil twin.

that must be pretty evil then cuz you know hazza.... yeah

[Glompbot]

The only thing more retarded than a scooter rider not wearing any safety gear, is a scooter rider wearing full safety gear.

So.... whats the difference between falling off my scooter at 100/kmph and falling off a bike at 100/kmph?

[lostreality]

So.... whats the difference between falling off my scooter at 100/kmph and falling off a bike at 100/kmph?


i completely agree, also whats the difference when a car hits a motorbike at 100kph and a car that hits a scooter at 100kph. nothing. As a biker I hate other nobhead bikers that fail to see the fucken obvious.

[LethalCorpse]

Sure. How often do you get it to 100kph? They're just not made for sports riding, and hence sports gear is pretty fucking stupid, as is riding with no gear - getting hit in the city has as much potential to mess you up on a scooter as on a bike. But then, it's a scooter, so it's pretty stupid to start with.

[Glompbot]

Uhm. Quite regularly actually.
On any roads that legally permit speeds of 100/kmph and some that don't.
I spent the most part of 5 and a half hours on sunday riding at around 80-120kmph back from port macquarie... until I hit hornsby, god it felt weird to only go 60kmph

[utopian]

So.... whats the difference between falling off my scooter at 100/kmph and falling off a bike at 100/kmph?
I give up, what's the punchline?

[astro]

I give up, what's the punchline?
That she wouldn't have far to fall?

[Brenda]

That she wouldn't have far to fall?

UNLIKE SOME

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/4/6/2/6/f7_340091.jpg

[Newsworthy]

On the related tangent:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/3/6/3/6/1196127373659.jpg

Back on the original topic. Me a week and a half ago in Melbourne. Cheers to Cassa and Paul for meeting up :)

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/3/6/3/6/steadicam.jpg

[pinchy]

Back on the original topic. Me a week and a half ago in Melbourne. Cheers to Cassa and Paul for meeting up :)

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/3/6/3/6/steadicam.jpg

You're half machine!

[Brenda]

incorrect picture thread.....

[Holster]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/4/6/2/6/lol.jpg

I think you might need to take this advice Brenda.


You should be looking for the random picture thread sweetheart xxx - Don't keep posting this crap in here or it will be removed

[Whiskers]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/4/6/2/6/lol.jpg
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/4/6/2/6/bitchspray.jpg

Don't worry about the public shaming Brenda. Holster just has problems getting laid xxx

[The Cunt]

So.... whats the difference between falling off my scooter at 100/kmph and falling off a bike at 100/kmph?

The amount of laughter.

[JumpinJez]

your mother smells of elderberries

[kiki]

your mother smells of elderberries

oh thanx...now I have monty python songs in my head....you will pay!

[LethalCorpse]

oh thanx...now I have monty python songs in my head....you will pay!
Isn't it awfully good?

[Combat Wombat]

oh thanx...now I have monty python songs in my head....you will pay!

just remember to....

Always look on the bright side of life :rrofl:

[LethalCorpse]

just remember to....

Always look on the bright side of life :rrofl:

Whenever you're feeling down, Mrs brown
and things seem hard or tough...

[JumpinJez]

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me,
Sit on my face, and I'll tell you I love you too.

[ms edeity]

ffs - start a monty python thread and stop cunting up this one.:swear:
cleavage shot
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/msedeity/cleavage.jpg

[LethalCorpse]

If you weren't so agressive with the cropping, you could've cunted it up too :lol:

[JumpinJez]

ffs - start a monty python thread and stop cunting up this one.:swear:
cleavage shot
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/msedeity/cleavage.jpg

Yay, boobies!

[carsinogenic]

ffs - start a monty python thread and stop cunting up this one.:swear:
cleavage shot
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/msedeity/cleavage.jpg

yes it may be a cleavage shot..... but is it your cleavage shot??
or is it just a random image?

[ms edeity]

'sif i'd post any less than a ropegirl if it were random.

(also, the bra would've been less 'what i had on at the time' and more 'not such a mum thinks lace in the middle bit is nice' thing)

[JumpinJez]

'sif i'd post any less than a ropegirl if it were random.

(also, the bra would've been less 'what i had on at the time' and more 'not such a mum thinks lace in the middle bit is nice' thing)

NOthing wrong with the bra. Plus complaining about a bra is like complaning about the wrapping paper on a borthday present. Its what's inside that counts.

[carsinogenic]

'sif i'd post any less than a ropegirl if it were random.

(also, the bra would've been less 'what i had on at the time' and more 'not such a mum thinks lace in the middle bit is nice' thing)

well if those chest puppies are yours.... nice rack!
(its a crude post, but you know thats what you secretly wanted to hear by posting it in the first place)
;)

[Boobmeister]

wtf is going on here?:

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/msedeity/dudes.jpg

:mdr:

[BlueBoy]

I'm apparently 6 months pregnant.

[ms edeity]

thank fuck there are pics - i have little to no recollection shortly thereafter....and i recently found a test tube from that night in the corner of our garden :o

[dwarfthrower]

wtf is going on here?

How do I photoshop thee? Let me count the ways.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/3/2/boys.jpg

[ms edeity]

i have to spread rep before repping that DT.

GOLD!

[BlueBoy]

Well at least I appear to be the man.

[pliskin]

great pic of ms's rack.
what the hell was the occasion for the semi nude jefah, blueboy and ms??
where the fuck was my invite??

[banga]

dude on the right must be part monkey

[Elf]

I'm apparently 6 months pregnant.

That's ok because Jefah appears to be full term..

[Evil Dan]

That's ok because Jefah appears to be full term..

With a baby elephant...........

[LethalCorpse]

With a baby elephant...........
I think it's twins...

[Elf]

I think I need help. I find hairy chubby men attractive.

[LethalCorpse]

I think I need help. I find hairy chubby men attractive.

I'm sure Jefah and blueboy will be only too happy to help.

[ms edeity]

I think I need help. I find hairy chubby men attractive.
me too - sadly, these pics are really old and both bb and jef are now thin. still hawt - just not the same :(
the pic came from this old thread: http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showthread.php?t=42759

[JumpinJez]

can we have that pic again, this time with the men fully clothed and the lady topless?

[Replica]

Moi and the woman.

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[Elf]

me too - sadly, these pics are really old and both bb and jef are now thin. still hawt - just not the same :(
the pic came from this old thread: http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showthread.php?t=42759

I cannot see Blueboy as being thin. :(

[dwarfthrower]

can we have that pic again, this time with the men fully clothed and the lady topless?

Much better idea
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/3/2/boysandgirl.jpg

[JumpinJez]

You must jizz some rep around before jizzing on Dwafthrower again.

[wenches.inc]

Much better idea
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/3/2/boysandgirl_thumb.jpg

That's scary!

You couldn't have given her a bigger rack? sheesh meanie :p

[dwarfthrower]

You couldn't have given her a bigger rack? sheesh meanie :p

I'm a devotee of the "more than a handful is a waste" school of rack-appreciation.

[stinky]

I'm a devotee of the "more than a handful is a waste" school of rack-appreciation.

I've got large hands ... very large hands...

[wenches.inc]

I'm a devotee of the "more than a handful is a waste" school of rack-appreciation.

oh oh it's all about you, what about what ms wants!

[BlueBoy]

I cannot see Blueboy as being thin. :(

Oh I'm still tubby. Still devilishly handsome as well.

[Elf]

I'm a devotee of the "more than a handful is a waste" school of rack-appreciation.

:elefant:

[Elf]

Oh I'm still tubby. Still devilishly handsome as well.

Stop fishing :p

[banga]

is blueboy mrs hubby??

[muppet]

is blueboy mrs hubby??
nah dude, edeity is. Funny that. I always figured that's why she's called msedeity. I mean, if she were blueboy's other half, she'd be MsBlueBoy wouldn't she? :p

[Glompbot]

I got my new threadless Tshirts
I'm not quite as cool as ms so you get me showing off my tshirt rather than my bra (cause i'm wearing a horrible old one anyway, damned laundry day!)

[Holster]

Recent pic of me:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/3/1/holly_small.jpg

[Cassa]

Wow holster you look great

[astro]

You sound surprised, cassa :p

[ms edeity]

Recent pic of me:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/3/1/holly_small.jpg
heeeey laaaadyyyy

[King_Crud]

Recent pic of me:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/3/1/holly_small.jpg
that's not you

[pliskin]

looking great there holly..........

[fumpy]

sometimes bf2 gets intense

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/2/8/2/7/27012008130_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=37191&c=235)

[biomechanic]

http://photos-643.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v183/138/105/607661643/n607661643_614609_2144.jpg

[LethalCorpse]

http://photos-643.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v183/138/105/607661643/n607661643_614609_2144.jpg
This is my rifle...

[and3w]

This is my rifle...

GOLDEN!

[Replica]

Aardvark and friend!

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[biomechanic]

Thanks to all the ladies who gave me compliments, offers of blowies, etc. It certainly boosted my ego. :D

[gimpieman]

It looks like you just headbutt people for a living.

[Buffy]

These last couple of pages are entirely too hot for the internet. Sexy geeks? getouttahere! :P

[biomechanic]

It looks like you just headbutt people for a living.

That's awesome! I'm going to get that quote as a tattoo. On my face.

[andyr]

Biomechanic is as hard as soft cheese. He just spends all day photoshopping himself.

"SWEET FLARE! 20,000x!"

[biomechanic]

No you're a type of soft cheese.

[King_Crud]

Me and Brett Kirk hanging out at Laneway Festival

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/9/02032008_003.jpg

[Something Fast]

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh248/Tofubahovu/RIMG03055.jpg

At least it's not my usual expression.

[LethalCorpse]

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh248/Tofubahovu/RIMG03055.jpg

At least it's not my usual expression.
One day, when you're older, if you manage to leave that chair long enough to get laid, you'll be able to say to your children "see kids, this is my collection of photos of me, all with ever so slightly different expressions and facial hair. Wasn't your old man the shiz?". And then they'll bump you off for the insurance money.

[Something Fast]

What, it's a comfortable chair and I can only be bothered with the whole camera malarkey when I'm at the computer.

Besides, you're assuming I'll ever have kids...

[Elf]

It must be hell dusting in your house

[Something Fast]

Ehh, the house is generally dusted by taking off and nuking the site from orbit.

[astro]

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

[Elf]

Who?

[Something Fast]

That's it man! Game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do?

[Elf]

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh248/Tofubahovu/RIMG03055.jpg

At least it's not my usual expression.

I like this picture.

[LethalCorpse]

I like this picture.
Stop encouraging it.

[Serpent_Girl]

Stop being a jerk, LethalCorpse. I thought his small mockery of his old posts (with a tongue, no less!) was kinda amusing.

Anyway, I took a picture of my eye and I thought it looked pretty cool. It's bad quality b/c well, I used my webcam. Hehe :p

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/1518/sgeyelq0.jpg

[FOC21]

This is me when I had blondish hair, I am back to brown now but am wondering if I should dye it auburn....

[muppet]

It must be hell dusting in your house
hahaha

"it must be hell dusting your nose"

i can't read coz i know that's not what you said.. but it kind of fits :D

[Serpent_Girl]

Hehe, the rest of my mug :p As requested

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/350/2008022457433co0.jpg

FOC21, if you're going to dye your hair irregularly, I reccomend a colour that isn't so harsh when it grows out. :)

[muppet]

you look like my sister in law serpent_girl :D

that's a good thing btw - i like her, she's cool :D

[LethalCorpse]

FOC21, if you're going to dye your hair irregularly, I reccomend a colour that isn't so harsh when it grows out. :)
You didn't post your own roots for comparison, though perhaps the eyebrows are indicative?

[Serpent_Girl]

I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to get at, but in fact my hair is coloured, and I have let it grown out - it was half a head done in complimentary colours to my natural colour, so when they grow out it looks more like sun streaks than an artificial colour. You can see the difference b/w the colours in my last shot (although it's a LOT more dramatic than IRL because of the shadowing & sunlight at the back, and it was a couple of hours before I washed it)

My hair is naturally a lighter colour than my eyebrows. Most people's hair is like this. My hair is naturally dark blonde.

Though how I am personally doesn't really make my advice any less than sound, or you look any more than vindicative that I stood up for something_fast and against you. ;) *laugh* But I mean, it's FOC's hair - she can do what she wants, and I really don't mind. I just think my advice would make her look sexier!

[banga]

phwoarrrr!! serpent girl !!

[and3w]

phwoarrrr!! serpent girl !!

seconded :greenwink

[Elf]

phwoarrrr!! serpent girl !!

thirded :greenwink

[and3w]

phwoarrrr!! serpent girl & Elf!!

Fixed
Seconded :naughty:

[Daniellex51]

I looooove eye makeups!! hehe

http://aycu03.webshots.com/image/46482/2002398634697139573_rs.jpg

http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/44772/2002390965148010588_rs.jpg

http://aycu28.webshots.com/image/44747/2002303069189329039_rs.jpg

http://aycu03.webshots.com/image/45802/2002335290472912418_rs.jpg

http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/46630/2001876962733205032_rs.jpg

[Snowball]

You look like a bit of a drag queen in that last picture.

[pliskin]

u seem to like posting the same pictures

the 2nd and last pic u just posted are from this post as well....

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1269244&postcount=3510

[Daniellex51]

oopps sorry :(

[Whiskers]

Gorgus

[LethalCorpse]

Jesus, groundhog day. What is it with you people?

[pinchy]

http://em.net.au/images/IMG_2911.JPG
me, completely oblivious that a photo was being taken!

[Boobmeister]

Hahahahahaha

[Lina]

http://em.net.au/images/IMG_2911.JPG
me, completely oblivious that a photo was being taken!

Dude, those are seriously the most well looked after fingernails I've ever seen on a guy. You get manicures, admit it! :D

[Mr. Bungle]

here's me all shagged out after a long squawk in Lanzarote. Please note the patented over 30 double chin and cleverly disguised gut. The beer was quite good.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/crg3/bungle.jpg

[DestRuct0r]

here's me all shagged out after a long squawk in Lanzarote. Please note the patented over 30 double chin and cleverly disguised gut. The beer was quite good.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/summer04179.jpg

Picture fixt

<3 DestRuct0r

[Whiskers]

I can't believe I liked you.














































xox

[Hippy Vindalou]

this may or may not be a rare sighting of the hippy holding what may or may not be around an 80cm barramundi
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/7/barra_1_resize.jpg
yeah, i didn't really want to show a pic of me, i just wanted to show off the barra.

[and3w]

Nice fish dude, but I'm fairly sure that giant bottle-opener you are using on it won't work.

remember: fish = bloody bags of gut & slimy stuff
potable liquids = bottle opener

[Hippy Vindalou]

i reckon it was teh slug of sweet sweet 'potable liquid' i imbibed just before flicking the lure that got him/her for me. that holding my mouth just right of course. at least that was the excuse i used for more imbibing.
we will be back to get his big brother or sister soon. if we stick to teh drink to weight ratio of booze to kg of fish then i should need to slam half a bottle just before i hook his larger relation.
yeah, a lot of people don't know it but its very scientific barra fishing.

[ms edeity]

bungle can dispense my gin any time. <3

[Whiskers]

bungle can dispense my gin any time. <3

Back off hussy.

[ms edeity]

Back off hussy.
bring it fat arse!

[Juice Biscuit]

/popcorn

[meg]

Back off hussy.

and you can step back too doll face

[Whiskers]

and you can step back too doll face

Cleary Bungle needs to clear this little situation up by answering the following question picking either ms, meg or myself.

Who is the hottest?

Who will you dispense gin for exclusively?

[meg]

Cleary Bungle needs to clear this little situation up by answering the following question picking either ms, meg or myself.

Who is the hottest?

Who will you dispense gin for exclusively?

You've put yourself in a no-win position

Sorry

[Mr. Bungle]

Cleary Bungle needs to clear this little situation up by answering the following question picking either ms, meg or myself.

Who is the hottest?

Who will you dispense gin for exclusively?

Whiskers has my <3 totally and is the hottest

[meg]

Dang! I thought we were talking about pinchy :S

[Mr. Bungle]

Dang! I thought we were talking about pinchy :S

hehehehehe

[ms edeity]

Whiskers has my <3 totally and is the hottest
Stay out of this Bungle!!

[King_Crud]

my mad Scottish cousin was over, last seen drunkenly asking girls to put their hands up his kilt

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/9/n697030766_1044802_3789.jpg

[pinchy]

Dude, those are seriously the most well looked after fingernails I've ever seen on a guy. You get manicures, admit it! :D
If by manicures you mean chew on them when they get long, then yes! ;)

[skylar]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/hat3_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38040&c=235)[/url]http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/hat2_thumb.jpg[url=http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38038&c=235]http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/back_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38039&c=235)

This hat took 6 weeks of 2.5 hours of classes to make. I'm sure I'll be quicker next time. I'm hooked. However, my next project is with cerise sinamay.

[Elentari]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/hat3_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38040&c=235)[/url]http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/hat2_thumb.jpg[url=http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38038&c=235]http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/back_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38039&c=235)

This hat took 6 weeks of 2.5 hours of classes to make. I'm sure I'll be quicker next time. I'm hooked. However, my next project is with cerise sinamay.

Omg, I'm in love :love: (Elentari = self confessed hat-o-phile) Well done, you must be proud of your effort :D

[Glompbot]

That is adorable!
I know a girl doing millenary here, but her hats are nowhere near as nice as yours is. Mind you she always rants about rushing hers.

[King_Crud]

Scottish cousin then had too much to drink and started getting surly

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/9/n674218689_688454_3934.jpg

[cranky]

a surly drunken scottsman?

surely you jest?!?

[JumpinJez]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/hat3_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38040&c=235)[/url]http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/hat2_thumb.jpg[url=http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38038&c=235]http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/back_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38039&c=235)

This hat took 6 weeks of 2.5 hours of classes to make. I'm sure I'll be quicker next time. I'm hooked. However, my next project is with cerise sinamay.

Woah! Cool hat. Although the model its on helps ;)

[skylar]

Thanks for all the encouragement and slew of rep everyone! I'm enrolling in Kangan Batman TAFE's millinery course tomorrow, buoyed by the success of this awesomeness.
*dance*dance*dance*

[biomechanic]

Which campus?

[skylar]

Richmond.

[Pagey]

me and my NZ girls in Venice

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/7/2/0/europe___photos_2_333.jpg

[Boobmeister]

That bloke at the back is gonna punch the fuck out of you if you even think about touching one of those girls :D

[King_Crud]

That bloke at the back is gonna punch the fuck out of you if you even think about touching one of those girls :D
yeah i found the gondalier driver guys in Venice to not really fit the image people want, most of them are pricks. And Venice is a steaming shithole that is only interesting for a couple of hours

[Elf]

yeah i found the gondalier driver guys in Venice to not really fit the image people want, most of them are pricks. And Venice is a steaming shithole that is only interesting for a couple of hours

So are most of the waiters. Miserable fuckers.

[astro]

They're almost as miserable as dentists!

[mjolnir]

So are most of the waiters. Miserable fuckers.

sounds like any chinese restaurants...

[muppet]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2415/newpicsid0.png

I planted these in pots today. I bet they're dead by saturday :(

Edit: Sorry - should've said - I transplanted the seedlings from the punnets to bigger pots. I still bet they'll be dead by saturday.

[astro]

Dead by Saturday? Lady, if you're able to kill brightly coloured plastic labels, you should really quit gardening.

[muppet]

Dead by Saturday? Lady, if you're able to kill brightly coloured plastic labels, you should really quit gardening.
it's gonna be 38 degrees for the rest of the week - they'll melt :p

[Elf]

they are all easy peasy to grow. If I can get them to grow in our appalling weather then you can too :p

[LethalCorpse]

yeah i found the gondalier driver guys in Venice to not really fit the image people want, most of them are pricks. And Venice is a steaming shithole that is only interesting for a couple of hours
Which is why Pagey doesn't leave home without three hot kiwis. Boring travel destinations are suddenly a lot more fun.

[Pagey]

exactly!!!

[skylar]

awesome, I love snapdragons... how about some forget me nots...

[Several-Ninjas]

I love this dude!

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/3/0/5/yougongetraped.jpg

Fucking serious paddle dude is fucking serious.

[Pagey]

hahaha
awesome

[biomechanic]

Richmond.

Awesmoe, that's about 50 metres from my work. If you see someone that looks like this:

<---

Say hi. Don't worry, the fingers aren't loaded

[Several-Ninjas]

I saw this cowering woman in a picture and it made me think of gondalier rape guy, I had to do it.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/3/0/5/youwerewarned.jpg

[Cassa]

Serious paddle guy looks like kre

[kré]

slightly less angry looking

[and3w]

All out to see Jankie Fardal (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=115772799) (which apparently means 'Shitty Arsehole' in Romany). Top night.

Me, looking tres chic in one of skylars hats *cough not cough*
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/5/4/7/photo_0031.jpg

My mate Sean, looking chez chic in Guinness glasses
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/5/4/7/17_03_08_2139.jpg

Me, still in hat, pulling another stoopid face
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/5/4/7/photo_0030.jpg

Sean, looking normal
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/5/4/7/17_03_08_2116.jpg

Nap, trying to look cool so he can pull the bloke in the white fairy dress behind him :greenwink
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/5/4/7/photo_0018.jpg

Chillin at my house..(Max, Dave & Laura) (kiki, please note nice yellow LP bag)
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/5/4/7/photo_0009.jpg

[Shampyon]

Has anyone every told your friend Nap that he looks like a very, very white man in blackface?

[and3w]

No
Maybe it's the stupid hat?
You can tell he's really black cos his names 'Napthali' (from the bible, allegedly)

[Elf]

Did anyone tell Max that he is hawt?

P.S. Top picture of you

P.P.S. can't find my phone could you ring it for me please?

[and3w]

Yes, but I keep telling him how ghey he is (oh, and when he has his hat on he looks it) so he wont believe it.
No-one ever says I'm hot. :-(

[Elf]

Has anyone every told your friend Nap that he looks like a very, very white man in blackface?

Nap is a lovely bloke, very shy, but lovely.

[ChodeMaster]

http://chodemaster.zenfolio.com/img/v1/p1046116303.jpg

A fairly drunk me getting some nipple rubbing action at the Manning bar at Sydney uni. I especially love how you can see right up my nose (yes, I'm the one on the right)!


EDIT: It occured to me that the other person in the photo might not wish to be placed on the internet for others to mock (I have no problem with it :P) so I switched it with a cropped version.

[and3w]

http://chodemaster.zenfolio.com/img/v3/p673427479-3.jpg

A fairly drunk me getting some nipple rubbing action at the Manning bar at Sydney uni. I especially love how you can see right up my nose (yes, I'm the one on the right)!

Top banana T-shirt!
You look better than in your avatar.
So, do pray tell - just WHY do you have another man rubbing your nipples? I am sure there is a very normal, non-ghey answer to this, I just can't for the life of me FUCKING SEE IT!!!:fag::gaygun:

:mob:

















:rrofl::rrofl:

[ChodeMaster]

Top banana T-shirt!
You look better than in your avatar.
So, do pray tell - just WHY do you have another man rubbing your nipples? I am sure there is a very normal, non-ghey answer to this, I just can't for the life of me FUCKING SEE IT!!!

Heh, I'm sorry to say that the best answer I can give to that question is something along the lines of "we thought it would make for a funny photo" and we'd had lots of :drink:

http://chodemaster.zenfolio.com/img/v3/p983610156-3.jpg

Random photo of Explosions in the sky (the band I was seeing that night)

[LethalCorpse]

So....The name of the bar is a verb then....It is Sydney Uni after all...

[hazza]

Massive photos click for larger.

Me and the boys before we went on the rides at stratosphere tower.
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/1/6/f1000016_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/1/6/f1000016.jpg)


View of Las Vegas from the top of the tower.
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/1/6/f1000017_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/1/6/f1000017.jpg)

Me learning how to snowboard in whistler
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/1/6/n521709857_401231_4172_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/1/6/n521709857_401231_4172.jpg)

[foolish42]

Whistler!

Some of my Unorthodox landing techniques mastery

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/8/unorthodox_landing_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38279&c=235)

A bit of apres, Blue steel styles

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/8/bluesteel_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=38278&c=235)

[raidan]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/7/4/7/astley_pie.jpg

[kiki]

Yes, but I keep telling him how ghey he is (oh, and when he has his hat on he looks it) so he wont believe it.
No-one ever says I'm hot. :-(

you are soooooo hawt! :coolgleam: :8: :cheer: :love:

[Glompbot]

The evil elf glare picture and something fasts picture inspired this

Stupid 'i wonder how wide my grin actually is' grin, and 'i want to kill you elf styles' pictures.

Also, fuck my hair is getting long.


Oh, and scooter jacket + club patch in the background.

[Whiskers]

The evil elf glare picture and something fasts picture inspired this

Stupid 'i wonder how wide my grin actually is' grin, and 'i want to kill you elf styles' pictures.

Also, fuck my hair is getting long.


Oh, and scooter jacket + club patch in the background.

You look less fat. :greenman:

[skylar]

You look lovely, Saps. Nice ivories and a lovely smile!

[meg]

Sapia, you look pretty when you smile

[LethalCorpse]

lol. "Club patches" on a scooter.

[Glompbot]

You look less fat. :greenman:

haha, funny you say that. I'm bloated to all fuck and feel like a fat cow right now.

lol. "Club patches" on a scooter.

Well, I am part of a scooter club. I need to add my port macquarie scooter rally patch to it. Next year I ride to tasmania, that'll be one worth keeping.

You look lovely, Saps. Nice ivories and a lovely smile!

I've had some work done on the front teeth (purely protective because I grind my teeth) and they're a lot nicer than they were now.

Sapia, you look pretty when you smile

Thanks.

[KrisEz]

Well, I am part of a scooter club. I need to add my port macquarie scooter rally patch to it. Next year I ride to tasmania, that'll be one worth keeping.


whats your top speed?

[Elf]

The evil elf glare picture and something fasts picture inspired this

Stupid 'i wonder how wide my grin actually is' grin, and 'i want to kill you elf styles' pictures.

Also, fuck my hair is getting long.


Oh, and scooter jacket + club patch in the background.

Pic #1 is awesome. Your hair got so long. Smiles = pretty.

[LethalCorpse]

I've had some work done
While you're about it...:greenman:

[Glompbot]

whats your top speed?

120kph

Pic #1 is awesome. Your hair got so long. Smiles = pretty.

Thanks, even though I never really smile like that IRL unless I'm being silly.

While you're about it...:greenman:

Wasn't cosmetic, it just happened to even up my teeth. I grind my front teeth and this could have resulted in nerve death. So my dentist drilled the tips back a bit, and replaced them with filling material. So instead of grinding my teeth I grind away the filling. The result is all the small chips and chunks I had taken out of my front teeth over the years have been evened up.

[Whiskers]

haha, funny you say that. I'm bloated to all fuck and feel like a fat cow right now.




I can only comment about your face.:greenwink

[Glompbot]

In The Face.


:p

[KrisEz]

120 km/h on a scooter?
jesus.
is that after stage 2 rocket ignition?

(dont mind me i have a thing for picking on scooterers but really i dont hate them)

[Fleur]

Sapia, you look pretty when you smile

seconded :)

[LethalCorpse]

120 km/h on a scooter?
jesus.
is that after stage 2 rocket ignition?

(dont mind me i have a thing for picking on scooterers but really i dont hate them)
Nah, that's after the red log blows.