Picture thread (new, updated version)!

[BtrFly]

yeh the dragginjeans are teh shit. my dad has some of them.

oh and thingy gets excited over rusty spoons, as well as server rooms :)

[Tigress]

Is there a reason I can't see half the pictures in this thread? Or am I just being blonde again?

[Cassa]

Probably a lot of them are broken links or people removing the attached images to give them more space in their file attachment limit.

[RedMaN]

I'm not really seeing many pics in here ppl!!! This is a picture thread, true?
Post more dammit :swear:

Tis myself, Sambo, Astro and Imp @ my unit scalding 04/03/05

[evil]

I'm not really seeinng many pics in here ppl!!! This is a picture thread, true?
Post more dammit :swear:

Tis myself, Sambo, Astro and Imp @ my unit scalding 04/03/05
Jesus, who ate all the pies ??

[RedMaN]

Jebus :confused:
There is no jebus here..... we had party pies and plenty of hair pie, which are you referring to?

[sperm]

I'm not really seeing many pics in here ppl!!! This is a picture thread, true?
Post more dammit :swear:

Tis myself, Sambo, Astro and Imp @ my unit scalding 04/03/05
Shortage of furniture, or just playing musical chairs/beanbags ? :confused:

[imp]

Shortage of furniture, or just playing musical chairs/beanbags ? :confused:
Musical beanbags :D I actually can't remember this photo being taken *blush* Man I was drunk

How the fuck does astro look good in every picture? HUH? Even when drunk?!?!?! DAMNIT!

[King_Crud]

I've just put a heap of photos from my g/fs camera onto my computer.

The first one is me and a mate at the test match on the 2nd of Jan.

The second is me and the g/f at the big day out

The third is me at some black tie do for the g/fs work recently. First time I've worn a tux since my high school reunion

[Buffy]

http://www.zgeek.com/users/drakin/albums/album01/100_0448.sized.jpg

me @ Narooma over the past weekend for drakin and (the now) Mrs drakin's wedding. And it was tops *nods* :D I just wish we had a camera that took good night shots, because you could see the cloudy-ness of the milky way accross the sky, spectacular!

[imp]

You're looking mighty fine Buffy ;) I love the hair

[RedMaN]

Musical beanbags :D I actually can't remember this photo being taken *blush* Man I was drunk
You should have stayed for the sake ;)

Buffy= I want to touch the heiny http://www.fastlikesquirrel.com/smilies/bounce.gif

[HAL]

Mad props to buffy for looking phwoarsome! :p


Here's HAL wearing a shirt on his head.

[King_Crud]

Mad props to buffy for looking phwoarsome! :p


Here's HAL wearing a shirt on his head.
And you're with a topless man :fag:

:D

[King_Crud]

http://www.zgeek.com/users/drakin/albums/album01/100_0448.sized.jpg

me @ Narooma over the past weekend for drakin and (the now) Mrs drakin's wedding. And it was tops *nods* :D I just wish we had a camera that took good night shots, because you could see the cloudy-ness of the milky way accross the sky, spectacular!
seriously Buffy, why do you go out with Pirate, you could do so much better

[Afro88]

Buffy= I want to touch the heiny http://www.fastlikesquirrel.com/smilies/bounce.gif

Seconded. God damn.

[Z-Man]

Buffy....sweeeet

[Z-Man]

huh my post on buffy was the start of page 69

hmmm


just joking

[Pirate]

http://www.zgeek.com/users/drakin/albums/album01/100_0448.sized.jpg

me @ Narooma over the past weekend for drakin and (the now) Mrs drakin's wedding. And it was tops *nods* :D I just wish we had a camera that took good night shots, because you could see the cloudy-ness of the milky way accross the sky, spectacular!OHMIGOD!! If I wasn't already with you. I'd be stalking you so much you'd have to get the police involved.

To the others, I say *strut*

I love my Buffy, she makes me so happy. :jizz:

[SamBo]

OHMIGOD!! If I wasn't already with you. I'd be stalking you so much you'd have to get the police involved.

To the others, I say *strut*

I love my Buffy, she makes me so happy. :jizz:
awww you say such sweet things to your lady-friend :D

[and3w]

[QUOTE=Pirate]To the others, I say *strut*
QUOTE]

Fair play..Buff, you look good in that pic!

[Up_All_Night]

so how long until some Zbabies?

[RedMaN]

As requested... another pic from the Unit scalding o' doom
BtrFly (sans bike) and Chocoholic strikin a pose :D

[and3w]

Boobies!!!! stop being so deferential!
Tell e'em like it Is! Never mind how long they have been here! Victory for the Plebian masses!!!

*erm, cough's fawningly*
Erm, if it isn't any trouble, please, Ma'am, Your Royal Anus, your Duchess of Largeity, (OBEse).....may we see your boobies?

[mcrand]

Buffy you do look pretty good in that picture.

[lowededwookie]

I figured I should post a piccy of me so here goes.

I was going through some old photos I had and I found this one of some chicks and I at the Monsters Inc. premier. Someone was just taking photos, saw these girls and asked them to join in the photo. I'm the one on the far left.

Anyway we got to talking afterwards and well things progressed and we went back to my place for some drinks. Turns out these girls are loose as and well an orgy ensued. I tell you, there was a whole lot of loving that night. ;)

OMG, OMG I didn't notice it before. The chick second from the left has fallen out of her dress. That must be embarrassing for her because now her tit is on the Internet.

PRICELESS. :D

[imp]

I figured I should post a piccy of me so here goes.

I was going through some old photos I had and I found this one of some chicks and I at the Monsters Inc. premier. Someone was just taking photos, saw these girls and asked them to join in the photo. I'm the one on the far left.

Anyway we got to talking afterwards and well things progressed and we went back to my place for some drinks. Turns out these girls are loose as and well an orgy ensued. I tell you, there was a whole lot of loving that night. ;)

OMG, OMG I didn't notice it before. The chick second from the left has fallen out of her dress. That must be embarrassing for her because now her tit is on the Internet.

PRICELESS. :D
Rep + for you!! :D

[lowededwookie]

Oops I did bad with that thread. Check out this email I just got:

Dear Mr Wookie, if that is your real name.

I was reading the ZGeek Forum, which I love by the way, when I came across a post of yours that included a photograph which you claim was taken at the Monsters Inc. premier.

Yes that photo was embarassing for me and I respectfully ask you to remove it from the site. I felt your comments were rather crass, humiliating and disrespectful.

It was you who crashed our photo shoot. There was never any sexual activity going on that night, well at least not with you.

You are a horrid little man and I hope you rot in hell.


How sad is that? Rejected by my own hand. Oh well, I'm right handed anyway and I get a whole lot of loving with that. :jizz:

Oh and bitch I ain't taking it down. :fu:

[Directed]

If I were you, I'd smack that left-handed hoe!

[Sutter]

Dear God, what is that thing?
You're a happy looking guy, eh? :D

[and3w]

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle..ugh

[and3w]

Thyrd, don't take things so seriously, I was only joking...My pics aren't exactly Mr World!

[and3w]

Here you go mate, take the piss as much as you like :D

Everyone else does :o

And if you really want a horror show..my man-boobies are here (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=531867&postcount=2108) (Rep Whores thread)

[Bostonmess]

I only take the piss when it's fair. Taking the piss out of that would be too evil.

P.s. You flat chested fucker.

[and3w]

P.s. You flat chested fucker.

I think the word you are looking for is 'FAT' rather than 'FLAT' :D

PS:You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bostonmess again :fu:

[Kyle]

This is Gendo, my roomate. (he also hangs out here every once and a while...mostly to check out the front page though.)

[johny_roberts]

This is Gendo, my roomate. (he also hangs out here every once and a while...mostly to check out the front page though.)

Dammm looks like someone is getting a shagging :D

[and3w]

Chin-man saves the world..doobie doobie doo :-)

Edit: Andy, stop taking the piss out of others!

Edit the tooth: NO! :-p

[Kyle]

Dammm looks like someone is getting a shagging :D
That's our friend Chris, she hangs out around the dorm often and I convinced gendo to handcuff himself to her...we pretended we didn't have the key. Afterwards we took advantage of the situations and took some really funny shots. :D

[Asmodeus]

looks like hes pinning her down so he can take a shit on her. look at teh face, looks like he's prarie doggin it even then.

[King_Crud]

Here you go mate, take the piss as much as you like :D

Everyone else does :o

And if you really want a horror show..my man-boobies are here (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=531867&postcount=2108) (Rep Whores thread)
holy shit, you look like one of those pictures you see on the telly for serial rapists

[and3w]

And that was the best of the 3 I took :-(

[Elf_Girl]

just random :D me going for a lil wave..yay (not).

[and3w]

just random :D me going for a lil wave..yay (not).

Not you or Not a lil wave??? :confused: :D

[Glompbot]

Uhm... i posted this in i confess before

me being all happy with my new headset.... the sound is so goddamned clear...

link to the product (http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/speakers/7314/)

http://turtling.org/pictures/plantronics.jpg


(yes, i live a sad, sad life... I get excited over a headset)


My eyes look freaky-blue in that pic... I don't know why.

[and3w]

You look pretty in that pic, the way you dyed your eyes to match your hair! :-)

[johny_roberts]

Toast to that pic Sapia not to shabby.

I am the drunk dude to the far back shirtless to the enjoyment of no one but myself. The rest are a bunch of drunk fucks I hang out with on occasion.

[Glompbot]

my eyes (see pic from july last year below) do not match my hair.
my eyes are a blue-grey.

old pic of myself and my neice (http://turtling.org/pictures/21st%20birthday/family%20dinner/family%20dinner%20075.jpg)

urgh, and you can also tell I chew my lips... stupid lips.


*edit* also, thank you for calling me pretty, its a word I very rarely hear... I'm usually stuck with 'cute' and whilst thats all well and good, sometimes people want to hear something else.

[and3w]

That's cool, I am a very truthful person
When I'm not lieing anyway :-)

Cute is for babies or small yappy dogs (not cute to me, obviously)
Pretty is for women (and some men, I guess)

[Glompbot]

If I could rep you again, I would.

[and3w]

W00T...Thank you ma'am *bows low down*


hehe..I said 'down' hehe :-)

[Up_All_Night]

anyone else amazed at the number of chicks from here wanting to shag ya after ya post ya pic, tis amazing!

[dozer]

yup, ive been banging a never ending stream of lurkers since i posted mine.

[and3w]

anyone else amazed at the number of chicks from here wanting to shag ya after ya post ya pic, tis amazing!

Erm, noe..sapia is the only one to even be nice to me :-(
All the rep has come from blokes..I am scared :-O

[STallingU]

I've posted a couple of pics and got no rep from any of them. The chicks must think I'm to good for them.
Thats what I'm telling myself.
Rumourmill has got it right for a change. (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=27810&page=2&pp=15)

[and3w]

Dunno what it is about my pics.. Here's another of me & my mate Mr Hampton. :D

I'm only showing it cos he's fatter than me and so makes me look stunning by comparison...OWWW..sorry dave.. :D :stooge:

[SOC]

seriously Buffy, why do you go out with Pirate, you could do so much better
Yes she could, but I'm currently out of the country. ;)

[psi_ko]

the glasses arent mine, however the stupid expression and hair are.

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslhfql/photos/mohawk/llexmoh2sm.JPG

[gunsella]

cool. a punkgeek

[timace]

First two are Sapia, the last is my girlfriend and I, taken at her birthday celebrations, where I was the sober one :(

http://timace.net/work/pics/ninja1.jpg
http://timace.net/work/pics/ninja2.jpg
http://timace.net/work/pics/timjen.jpg

[King_Crud]

First two are Sapia, the last is my girlfriend and I, taken at her birthday celebrations, where I was the sober one :(

where you were the stoned one more like

[lowededwookie]

Is it just me or do you have two adams apples? ;)

Mind you I'm no prize chicken. I haven't got around to getting a haircut yet and now I can't bloody see.

Damn sometimes it's a pain being a wookie. I mean I go through a bottle each of shampoo (best to demand the real poo actually but it's so expensive) and conditioner with every wash. No wonder I don't got a lot of money. :D

http://rider.net.nz/uploads/ineedahaircut.jpg

[and3w]

yup :)

[Bostonmess]

Dunno what it is about my pics.. Here's another of me & my mate Mr Hampton. :D

I'm only showing it cos he's fatter than me and so makes me look stunning by comparison...OWWW..sorry dave.. :D :stooge:

He doesn't look fatter than you.

[and3w]

Twat :-)

[imp]

I took this one of astro before we went to Yum Cha yesterday. I like this shirt on him... and off him too. :p

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/party_017.jpg

Here's one astro too of me at the party on Saturday night. I was busy burning DVDs for people and was concentrating pretty hard (it was also pretty freaking late.. around 3am). I had no idea he was even standing there. It's a pretty bad shot but meh.. you get that ;)

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/party_015.jpg

[dwarfthrower]

I wish I got invited to the sort of parties where people burn DVDs at 3am :(

[imp]

I wish I got invited to the sort of parties where people burn DVDs at 3am :(
I'm just way too nice. :p I play something for someone and my instant reaction is "Want a copy? Cause you do" and then off I go.

Anti-Social I know but still... I had fun and I had my wine with me ;)

[Lina]

A word of advise: never try to cook pancakes whilst still half asleep: you very well may look like this.

[timace]

Just the one. I'm just so thin that it sticks out too much.
I wasn't stoned. Apparently, I just always look stoned. *shrugs*
Don't ask me what's goin on there. Probably just continued tiredness.

[Elf_Girl]

Not you or Not a lil wave??? :confused: :D
late responce but meh. as in not yay :p it was a small wave, so not much fun.

[sperm]

thats missing the point .... nice arse elf ! :D

[timace]

I wish I got invited to the sort of parties where people burn DVDs at 3am :(
*sigh* it's a tough life...

[astro]

Priests get so much action. Trust me.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/pics_025.jpg

[Space Cowboy]

Preists get so much action. Trust me.

is that a cross between your legs or are you just happy to see someone......

[imp]

is that a cross between your legs or are you just happy to see someone......
Why didn't I think of that snappy line on Saturday night? :D *kicks self*

[~vjay~]

My 3yo son was watching TV & fell asleep curled up in the washing on the couch & holding a favourite toy, he is still asleep.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/resizejk.jpg

[Space Cowboy]

My 3yo son was watching TV & fell asleep curled up in the washing on the couch & holding a favourite toy, he is still asleep.

that's cute. aren't they gorgeous the way they manage to fall asleep anywhere! my son has fallen alseep while playing xbox one night, unfortunately I couldn't get a photo of it...

[sperm]

that's cute. my son has fallen alseep while playing xbox one night, unfortunately I couldn't get a photo of it...

Thats a shame, the xbox can be so cute ! ;)

http://www.bjorn3d.com/content/previmage/Halo/Xbox.jpg

[~vjay~]

that's cute. aren't they gorgeous the way they manage to fall asleep anywhere! my son has fallen alseep while playing xbox one night, unfortunately I couldn't get a photo of it...

I have lots of pics of this monkey sleeping, that's the best thing about having a digital camera, instants pics :)

[Glompbot]

new hairness

plus myself and my hairdresser/friend melissa!

My hair is actually quite short, just below chin length in front, and not even ear length in back....

Long live the fake hair!

First two are just after dying when she was putting the extentions in.
3rd one is so you can see where the fake hair joins my real hair (also a great shot of the colours)
4th one is myself and my hairdresser <3 She's an awesome friend
last one is so you can see the length it was cut too.

[Kyle]

Latest shots of me..not like it matters. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/kyle1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/kyle3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/kyle2.jpg

[Pagey]

Here is me and my friends GF at the Dallas Crane concert at the Metro in Sydney. (the hats were $5 with a metro stubby holder)

[~vjay~]

I bought 5 fish yesterday, here is a pic of one I pinched off the net, it is a peppered catfish, or as it is also known, a corydora, I now have 5 of these.

They are about l__________l big.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/1.jpg

[jacko]

http://img260.echo.cx/img260/692/dick4yj.jpg
drunk again

[psi_ko]

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslhfql/lexthebadguysmall1.jpg

electro-shootin-fun!!!!!! at that point i just sent like a gazillion volts into a mates hand.

[imp]

Me filming people dancing in my house with my new camera on Anzac day. :D

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/ANZAC_BBQ_2005_part_2_006.jpg

[Elf_Girl]

Imp is perdyyy :D

here's me about 30 seconds ago. and yay for my haircut! 3 inches cut off, and layered :)

[sagit]

Imp is perdyyy :D

...


she is also unemployed. :p

[imp]

she is also unemployed. :p
OI! :D

[StygiaN]

my awesome scarf! not :fag:

[Bostonmess]

The scarfe of blurry features? :D

[StygiaN]

Yeah not the best camera skills there :)

[HAL]

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslhfql/lexthebadguysmall1.jpg

electro-shootin-fun!!!!!! at that point i just sent like a gazillion volts into a mates hand.
Watchout! you have some kind of ferret sitting on you head!!!!!!!

[Glompbot]

Styg, i've wanted to + rep you for days, but I don't really bother repping people anymore, and i've repped you too recently

but scarfs for teh win! Yours looks awesome.

[StygiaN]

Watchout! you have some kind of ferret sitting on you head!!!!!!!

Hahaha, awesome call :)

ps. thanks sap

[psi_ko]

Watchout! you have some kind of ferret sitting on you head!!!!!!!

wanna get closer acquainted with it via me headbutting your face? :D :D

[King_Crud]

wanna get closer acquainted with it via me headbutting your face? :D :D
go on, do it!! Fight fight fight fight fight fight

[Arsozah]

my awesome scarf! not :fag:

heh... I think it looks quite sexy :p

[StygiaN]

heh... I think it looks quite sexy :p

It looks even sexier on the floor in my bedroom (with the rest of my clothes). Wanna see? :)

[Arsozah]

It looks even sexier on the floor in my bedroom (with the rest of my clothes). Wanna see? :)

Mmm... perhaps :p

[HAL]

wanna get closer acquainted with it via me headbutting your face? :D :D
/HAL accepts challenge
/HAL dodges the Pied Piper of Ferrets ferret powered head butt
HAL exclaims "your mere ferret power is no match for HAL9000, I am by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
:p

[psi_ko]

/HAL accepts challenge
/HAL dodges the Pied Piper of Ferrets ferret powered head butt
HAL exclaims "your mere ferret power is no match for HAL9000, I am by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
:p

bollocks.

*sits down and cries*

incidently it got shaved off about 2 hours ago :( and i miss it :(

[LauraleeBug]

Grumblefish looks so cute with short hair, it almost makes me want to take him home to bake him cookies and pinch his rosey cheeks.

Attached is a pretty recent photograph of me (taken 6 months ago) that I used for my portfolio.

Another ONE who cut his hair!!! What's wrong with long hair in ponytails, guys?! /me likes that better....

/me also hopes dumhed does NOT follow suit! :aah:

[HAL]

bollocks.

*sits down and cries*

incidently it got shaved off about 2 hours ago :( and i miss it :(
Ah bummer! I actually thought it was pretty neat, beats the hell out of all those fag haircuts getting round these days, and thats not even taking into account the intimidation aspects of such a do.

[psi_ko]

thats tasteful?

[~vjay~]

Pics I took this morning of myself on the webcam coz I was bored

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/meagain2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/meagain.jpg

[HAL]

Show us ya hooters!

[~vjay~]

Show us ya hooters!
I already did, somewhere in the group :confused:

[minorproblem]

My girlfriend and I, from 2 weekends ago when i took her up on a holiday to Port Stevens to get a break from uni :p

[~vjay~]

That is definetely not tasteful,
and that poor girl looks like she'd rather be anywhere other than in that photo.

[lostreality]

must be some kind of act though, although he gets my vote for using her as a coffee table.

[King_Crud]

My girlfriend and I, from 2 weekends ago when i took her up on a holiday to Port Stevens to get a break from uni :p
fuck your chest is hairy and curly

[lostreality]

fuck your chest is hairy and curly

look at the old bloke in the background wearing the black swim-trunks,

looks like he has a boner or a semi-w00t on

[minorproblem]

fuck your chest is hairy and curly
That is what real men look like!

[Munchkin]

Is that a tin of sweetcorn he is chugging down ? :confused:

[quartz_donkey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/quartz_donkey/darth.jpg
"You don't know the power of the dark side."

[imp]

Here's 2 pics of me that my mum took a couple of years back. One used to be on my profile :)
The second is a photo of a framed pitcure so please ignore the reflection of the flash ;) I took this one in Spain at my Grandma's house in December 2004. She has this pic of me hanging on her wall... it made me go awwww :p

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/amaya21.jpg

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/Spain_5121.jpg

[Plough]

We Plough's liked the topless pic of you better Miss Imp.

[HAL]

Ahe-hem. Disco Stu likes... disco music!

[Davo_Dinkum]

My passport photo. Taken early Feb. 2005

I'm 14.

http://storage.msn.com/x1pbglk-vqL4BtvhZDeq-fMhsOjyF0Sb97GHadPlGkCCqFulqqETJ6M_2ilzOVfSrYwYIPI 2R9f2sbe5NzRPjfkx2uEwVyAbOvcD2Si9R0ctiF-qwudNQ507g

[King_Crud]

My police mug shot photo. Taken early Feb. 2005

I'm 28.



Edited for accuracy

[Up_All_Night]

Edited for accuracy

edited for even more accuracy

[psi_ko]

winnah!

[imp]

edited for even more accuracy
REP!!! +++++++ :D :D :D

Sweeeeeeeet

[Elf_Girl]

Here's a pic of me and my brother at my cousins wedding about a month ago :)
(scuse crazy faces!):D

[kré]

I randomly found these on my computer. hehehe :D
that's great, but why the hell are you posting them here?

[kré]

Here's a pic of me and my brother at my cousins wedding about a month ago :)
(scuse crazy faces!):D

good god what the fuck is that thing and why is it staring at me with both of it's heads.

[Elf_Girl]

I believe she meant to post them in the random picture thread. :)

[Serpent_Girl]

I believe she meant to post them in the random picture thread. :)

Something like that. Oh well. Alright then, here's a pic of me I found that was taken when I was 11. awww. :p:)

[kré]

Something like that. Oh well. Alright then, here's a pic of me I found that was taken when I was 11. awww. :p:)
i dont know what it is about that picture but it looks like you were photoshopped in there :p

[Serpent_Girl]

i dont know what it is about that picture but it looks like you were photoshopped in there :p

well, it was taken with a digital camera of the quality of about 6 years ago, I'm not surprised. But it is real. :p

[kré]

well, it was taken with a digital camera of the quality of about 6 years ago, I'm not surprised. But it is real. :p
i believe you, just looks kinda funny http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/keke.gif

[locust]

Something like that. Oh well. Alright then, here's a pic of me I found that was taken when I was 11. awww. :p:)

Goat Boy is yet to comment. I suspect his hands are busy working elsewhere..

[Glompbot]

My nephew ben.

Its the cutest picture I have of him.... he's having a bath

Thats his fathers hand and forearm...

[and3w]

Why is he trying to smother his son???

[STallingU]

Gnnoorr
Why do you have 2 testicles hanging off your chin?

[Glompbot]

Why is he trying to smother his son???

He's not
Ben likes chewing on things
but I suspect he was washing him, and ben was sucking on his finger.

[STallingU]

This is me laying in bed. I use my computer from bed. I'm to lazy to get up to a seat. So I moved it closer to me.
http://img94.echo.cx/img94/3486/picture20iy.jpg

[spurr]

This is me laying in bed. I use my computer from bed. I'm to lazy to get up to a seat. So I moved it closer to me.
http://img94.echo.cx/img94/3486/picture20iy.jpg

Why only just a glimpse of your hairy belly? Stop teasing the ladies :p

[throb]

This is me laying in bed. I use my computer from bed. I'm to lazy to get up to a seat. So I moved it closer to me.
http://img94.echo.cx/img94/3486/picture20iy.jpg
Hey! I recognise you!

You do those late night gay web cam ads!

"Call me, call me now. There should be nothing stalling you when you should be calling me..."

[STallingU]

Why only just a glimpse of your hairy belly? Stop teasing the ladies :p
That aint belly hair. Its my arse hair comb over.

Hey! I recognise you!

You do those late night gay web cam ads!

"Call me, call me now. There should be nothing stalling you when you should be calling me..."

So your the throb that was taking it from the football team last week. That was the dirtiest thing I have ever seen. :p

[throb]

So your the throb that was taking it from the football team last week. That was the dirtiest thing I have ever seen. :p

"You must spread some Reputation around before taking it from STallingU again."

[SamBo]

Rin and I at a restaurant on Mothers day.
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/34/mothers_day_2005_006.jpg

[spurr]

Rin and I at a restaurant on Mothers day.
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/34/mothers_day_2005_006.jpg

Don't worry, you should be able to grow a better moustache once puberty finishes :p

[lowededwookie]

Finally got around to getting a haircut. I can see now.

Actually, the truth is that my hairbrush went on strike and I wasn't prepared to give into its demands.

Its little protest backfired because now it's unemployed for the next three months. Hahahahahahahahaha :fu: :D

[King_Crud]

are you related to Sunol? There's definetely a resemblance

[lowededwookie]

are you related to Sunol? There's definetely a resemblanceHe's the black sheep of the family. He's the by product of an affair my second cousin had with a sheep that was the by product of an affair its father had with a monkey.

Oh the fun we had when we would kick Sunny in his camel-toed penis. He thought that's how everyone gets treated so he thought it was fun. Kind of sad really.

Trust me, nobody in my family likes Sunny. In fact if you ask anyone in my family about Sunny no one would ever admit to knowing him. They'll say things like "John who?", "Sorry I don't know who you're talking about". Even my second cousin refuses to talk about him. In fact he made Sunny grow up in an underground cavern until he was 23. Somehow Sunny escaped. Our family is wanting to make a formal apology to the world for bringing Sunny into the world.

Please forgive us.

[Pagey]

Me with the ladies...
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/Copy_of_IMG_0732.JPG

[Cpt Jellybean]

Nice Ladies, looks like you dressed accordingly!!!!

[and3w]

What? Like a whore????

[Cpt Jellybean]

God Damn is that what Male Whores look like? Bloody Hell !! My finger is soooo far from the pulse of Society it's not funny!

[Pagey]

I was only driving them to a party - the joys of a younger sister with lots of hot friends...

[HAL]

I was only driving them to a party - the joys of a younger sister with lots of hot friends...
One on your right looks pretty darn hot, one on your left looks like a man. Regardless, too bad you were only the taxi man :(

[King_Crud]

he's the pimp

[Moses]

Me with the ladies...

Nice Jersey!

[throb]

Me with the ladies...
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/Copy_of_IMG_0732.JPG
so the one on the left (your right) that's your sister?

so that means the other one is your mum then.

yep, i'd still hit it.

[Mr. Bungle]

OK so this is me from last year I think. Sadly enough, I don't look like Mike Patton nor can I sing like him.

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/100-0079_IMG.JPG

[Elf_Girl]

Pic of me, my friend Alex, and Serpent_Girl..taken Saturday night, along with a random me with a showercap on being an attention wh0re :rolleyes:

[EvilMuppet]

Bah I take bad pics and this ones even worse coz its from the webcam.. Oh well.

[sperm]

Pic of me, my friend Alex, and Serpent_Girl..taken Saturday night, along with a random me with a showercap on being an attention wh0re :rolleyes:
ur looking hot, alex looks like a tard and serpent is looking sultry despite an unfortunate bout of spottiness - has puberty kicked in ? :D

[Elf_Girl]

Sperm :D Alex n Serpent_Girl are both b00tiful! and puberty in general can suck my cunt for all I care (not liturally). There are more funny pics, but I really cannot be fucked to post em -.-

[SOC]

Here's a pic of me with Steven Schirripa, who plays Bobby Baccalieri on The Sopranos ... the pic was taken in New York at Book Expo America.

[StAUG]

Christ I hate uploading pics... ok that's a lie and I'm an attention whore. In any case, "Serial Killer style StAUG in his shitty live-in room" for your viewing pleasure!

[hazza]

u know u want me


me and nathan sharpe (wallabys captain)

and me in pink :fag:

[King_Crud]

u know u want me


me and nathan sharpe (wallabys captain)

and me in pink :fag:
:fag:

[The Cunt]

u know u want me


me and nathan sharpe (wallabys captain)
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/wallabycaptain.jpg
Are you sitting on his lap?

[Juice Biscuit]

Here's a pic of me with Steven Schirripa, who plays Bobby Baccalieri on The Sopranos ... the pic was taken in New York at Book Expo America.




Are they going on another "how can we drain as much money as possible from the Sopranos" run, or was that from the books before?

[SOC]

Steve was there to launch an Italian cookbook for kids he's done... nothing to do with The Sopranos at all.

[Juice Biscuit]

He did a cook book before IIRC called cook book for gangsters or goombahs or something or other.


There were a heap of crap that came out including a tour guide on DVD by alot of the people on the show after the last 2 series.

[SOC]

He did a cook book before IIRC called cook book for gangsters or goombahs or something or other.
Yeah, Cooking For Goombahs. The new book's a sequel.

[HAL]

:fag:


Agreed.

[The Cunt]

Steve was there to launch an Italian cookbook for kids he's done...
I'm waiting for Michael Jackon to launch a cookbook for kids he's done.

Recipes including: Cream of Sum Yung Guy, Sticky Date Pudding... just to name a few.

[Juice Biscuit]

It's a funny thing - I'm constantly told I look like Clooney, but I can't see it myself!
Although I will admit to looking pretty hot in a Batsuit! :D




You fucking would, wouldn't ya http://ganjataz.com/01smileys/images/smileys/OdBall-thatworks2.gif

[Glompbot]

Hair
Mostly mine this time, the only fake parts are the lavender synthetic hair pieces which are pinch braided in.

http://turtling.org/pictures/hair/jun05/hair16-6-05.jpg

[Davo_Dinkum]

All I can say is, Cool Hair! My hair doesn't hold colour at all.

[MisterBishi]

Here is a picture of me looking at a burger with my glasses that are not emo glasses (unlike holster's).

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/1/localcuisine.jpg

Buffy thought it was funny to edit my post and replace the pic with this. I thought so too, I guess, so it may as well stay. She'll only edit me again if I remove it. :swear:

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/43/lovelybishi.jpg

[SOC]

Is Dec hiding under the table?

[dozer]

the hamburger is actually dec's penis

[SOC]

So that's what you get when you order a Whopper with cheese?

[The Cunt]

Hold your horses!!!!

What is Ant eating?

[Something Fast]

All I can say is, Cool Hair! My hair doesn't hold colour at all.
Mine doesn't hold colour either. I tried to dye my hair black three months ago, and within a month and a bit all the dye had pretty much come out of it.

That reminds me, I so way need a haircut soon. My hair's down to my shoulders and it's starting to fuck me off something severe.
Who knows, I might try Round 2 of me vs. hair dye.

[The Cunt]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/1/localcuisine.jpg
He's completely DECimating that burger.

Who took the photo of him masticating?

[Thyrd]

He looks a bit like StygiaN.

[MisterBishi]

No he doesnt.

[Glompbot]

HAHAH

Nice edit buffy

except you took part of my jacket and mistook it for hair :P

[Buffy]

hehe i think it adds to the loveliness, 'twas holsters handiwork btw what a champion :cool:

[MisterBishi]

You bunch of mongrels. I left the pic there but you'd both better watch your step in future. :mad:

[Holster]

You love it you dirty whore

[Buffy]

http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/coolmike.gif

[Grumblefish]

Wow, you look good Buffy. Where'd you get those sweet shades?

[Up_All_Night]

ElfGirl Lavigne ?

http://www.avril.it/foto/fans/lucky-avril_lucky89.jpg

[hazza]

Are you sitting on his lap?

im standing on a chair :D


hes one big mofo

[imp]

New hair.... Subtle I know but still I like it. :) astro was making me laugh when I took the shot so excuse the "OMG i just ate a lemon" face

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/imp_hair.jpg

[Glompbot]

I'm only posting this because of a rep comment from -=[BB]=-
"For the love of god do you ever smile? I doubt that I have ever seen a picture of you here with anything even close to a smile. :) "

I'm smiling - you just can't see it.

http://turtling.org/pictures/zgeek/sunday%20lunch%2012-9-04/32ihatephotos.jpg

Also for your reference

http://turtling.org/pictures/kitty.jpg

and there is always this one OMG RAVE! (yes, I was at a rave thank you to Jaz for the free ticket to Utopia!)

http://turtling.org/pictures/utopia24april04-1.jpg

Yes, some of these photos are quite old

Also
http://turtling.org/pictures/activ2.jpg

and this was at an old club called Bombed (acid trance from memory)
http://turtling.org/pictures/bombed2.jpg

and a *really old one* OMG LOL NATURAL HAIR! - actually, my hair is black in that photo - black isn't my natural hair colour.

http://turtling.org/pictures/ljsap.jpg

AHAHAHAHA
Now you made me dig out all my old photos to find smiles
I CANNOT BE STOPPED
BWHAHAH

*cough* ok, i'm over it
but see, I *do* smile.

[Elf_Girl]

w00t mad pics Sapia!
I gots some of me new top and wrist band! Tis the one with bullets and 2 sculls with a chain... :D Ignore the shitty one of me trying to get the back of my top in the mirror..but its got the Slipknot "S" woo!

Oh and some random one of me. >_>
<_<

[STallingU]

Phwoar to all you sexy Zgeek wimenz

[Glompbot]

Heh, thanks elf. I'm a bit of camwhore occasionally.

I really love photos, its why I went out and decided to get myself a digital camera.

[That Bloke]

I'm in a bad hair quater at the moment so no pictures, my hair won't look the way I want it to until sometime in September, unless I get sick of it & just get an ordinary hair cut.
here is a picture of the hair style I'm going for.

[Glompbot]

thats *almost* cute asian boy hair!

[Afro88]

I'm in a bad hair quater at the moment so no pictures, my hair won't look the way I want it to until sometime in September, unless I get sick of it & just get an ordinary hair cut.

I feel for you. I'm a few weeks off entering my shit phase. I'm trying to grow my fro back.

Growing your hair when you're a guy sucks. There's always about a 2 month period where it's just shit and there's nothing you can do about it :o

[That Bloke]

thats *almost* cute asian boy hair!

Looks least crap while still wet.

[Glompbot]

oooh! with your wet hair like that you look like creepy thin man from charlies angels!

:D


I'm lucky, when my hair went through the 2 months of horrible length at the back (i had shorter at the back longer in front - its called an aline) then I got extentions put in to make my hair all look just shorter than shoulder length

Now its manageable at the back... not much longer now... :D

this is with the extentions in.... i miss having it long enough to tie back..

http://turtling.org/pictures/hair/april05/camhairshot.jpg

[That Bloke]

oooh! with your wet hair like that you look like creepy thin man from charlies angels!

Oh thanks, I look like a creepy guy,.........I guess not smiling doesnt help things.

[Glompbot]

No no! creepy thin guy is cool!

*cough* sorry... I have a tendency of staring at nice lips.

>_>
<_<

[That Bloke]

Here I am in 1997 & 1998

[That Bloke]

& for no good reason here's someone in a blue dress.

[Something Fast]

In August 2002, I got a number 2. I didn't do anything with my hair until October 2004, when I got a sorta haircut type thing where it was about mouth length at the front, getting shorter gradually going back until it was about an inch long at the back of my neck. I've been told it looked good, but I'm pretty skeptical about that. It looked better a month or so later, but then it was shitting me (I get fucked off if my hair touches the back of my neck much.) Uh, pointless rant about my hair over.

[The Cunt]

& for no good reason here's someone in a blue dress.
You've probably also been stalking her for no good reason too.

[That Bloke]

You've probably also been stalking her for no good reason too.
LMAO
That is a person I haven't seen since 1999.

[That Bloke]

Here's a Jesus look alike.

[Something Fast]

Me, circa Feb this year, posing for a student card photo in an instant-photo booth. You can tell I'm real thrilled about getting my photo done.

[DOGG]

fuck you remind me of my uncle

[Something Fast]

Hehe. I have that effect on people. I seem to bear a remarkable resemblance to someone somebody knows. It's weird.

[Thyraeus]

LMAO
That is a person I haven't seen since 1999.

Blue suits you.

[That Bloke]

Blue suits you.

You've seen me in a slim fit shirt haven't you.

[Reprobate]

Hehe. I have that effect on people. I seem to bear a remarkable resemblance to someone somebody knows. It's weird.
It reminds me of an actor in an independantly released teen thriller/slasher flick.

I'm sure you were cast as the killer.

[evil]

Here I am in 1997 & 1998

Well, if we're going back in time. This is me on the right in 1997 (that's runtime in the middle).

[Glompbot]

While we're at it... me in 98... I was 15/16 at the time

This was the first photo of me to circulate online - on a bbs called asgard infact...
I've got memories of fending off horny boys. It was fun. I've learnt to say 'how about no?' as creatively as possible :D

http://turtling.org/pictures/asgard.jpg


Suffice it to say - I stopped doing speed and gained a lot of weight.


Also, weird fact
that guy whose eye you can see peering at me from behind the other guy - in every photo from that night that I'm in, you can see him looking at me.
there is one where he is standing behind me looking down his top.

his brother (my ex best friend, ex housemate - never live with best friends!) accused me of turning him gay - because shortly after that night he 'came out'

[That Bloke]

While we're at it... me in 98... I was 15/16 at the time
.
You look like a girl at my school did in 94

[The Cunt]

You look like a girl at my school I did in 94
Dirty bugger.

[DOGG]

Hehe. I have that effect on people. I seem to bear a remarkable resemblance to someone somebody knows. It's weird.
man i thought i told some cunt on this site that he looked like my uncle previously on another occasion. looks like i was right. it was u back in 2004.

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=22030

[Something Fast]

Ah yeah, I remember that. Alcohol, computers and I don't mix.
Neither do student photos and I, for that matter.

[King_Crud]

& for no good reason here's someone in a blue dress.
so that's you circa 99?

[and3w]

Fuck me Sapia, you are *almost* smiling in that old pic! W00000t!

PS: I am 1/2 way through growing a beard..doesn't get any worse than that..I look mean :-(

[coreageek]

*EDIT: I was so eager to post a random picture i found, i didn't bother to read which picture thread this was. Stupid coreageek.

[Glompbot]

Fuck me Sapia, you are *almost* smiling in that old pic! W00000t!



I was clenching my jaw :D

[tikdoph]

OHMIGOD!! If I wasn't already with you. I'd be stalking you so much you'd have to get the police involved.

To the others, I say *strut*

I love my Buffy, she makes me so happy. :jizz:
Fuck, that is a kickass fuckingly droolirific pic of the Buffster. :D

[Fuzzy Dice]

Me on the left on a pubcrawl some time ago in the first pic. Yes I'm wearing a candy necklace. No, it wasn't my idea, but it turned out to be an excellent idea. Girls come up to you and lick your neck taking bites of the candy. The guy in the white shirt is my friend des, and the fellow sporting the aviators is my good friend bonger. The second is me hungover the next morning after last summer's excursion of golf/waterslides/liveband/boozohol. You can tell I'm hungover because I'm wearing my glasses.

[imp]

Me on the left on a pubcrawl some time ago in the first pic. Yes I'm wearing a candy necklace. No, it wasn't my idea, but it turned out to be an excellent idea. Girls come up to you and lick your neck taking bites of the candy. The guy in the white shirt is my friend des, and the fellow sporting the aviators is my good friend bonger. The second is me hungover the next morning after last summer's excursion of golf/waterslides/liveband/boozohol. You can tell I'm hungover because I'm wearing my glasses.

http://img137.exs.cx/img137/1641/lengua20gy.gif

I didn't say this... I wasn't here *jedi mind trick*

[The Cunt]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/DSC00014.JPG

[dozer]

the cunt revealed?

[MisterBishi]

Matching denim skirts :cool:

[Steely]

Me at work, pre-coffee, not happy jan :)

Steely

[royale]

Who's that short-haired army looking dude hanging off the cunt

[King_Crud]

Me at work, pre-coffee, not happy jan :)

Steely
are you sure you're not stoned?

[Steely]

Might be left-over weed in the system, but not stoned that i could notice ;)

[Elf_Girl]

AHH a new me being a cam wh0re you love it shut up. :p
*cries and sits over there --->*

[STallingU]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/DSC00014.JPG
She looks like a girl I went to school with.

Elf_Girl your looking good as always.

[Glompbot]

Some happy snaps from my dads birthday

My Dad with crazy redeye and mum in the background cooking something.

http://turtling.org/pictures/19-6-05/dadmumkitchen.jpg

My newphew, Benjamin J. I call him Blow job ben. I'm sure I'm giving him a complex. I want a gay nehphew :(
(ok, not really, I really only use it to tease my older sister Hani with - she didn't think about the implications of his initials of BJ)

He's 1 year old :D

http://turtling.org/pictures/19-6-05/benkitchen1.jpg
http://turtling.org/pictures/19-6-05/benkitchen2.jpg

[Glompbot]

And now some pics from Jimis road trip
I only took a few, this is when we were at manly beach after eating.

Thingy in the foreground, and btrfly and jimi cuddling in the background.

http://turtling.org/pictures/zgeek/jimiroadtrip-manly/thingybtrflyjimi.jpg


I spent some time teasing btrfly and jimi with this girl, one of btrfly's friends.

http://turtling.org/pictures/zgeek/jimiroadtrip-manly/btrflyfriend.jpg


Jimi, and chocoholic - choc kept trying to hide from the camera.

http://turtling.org/pictures/zgeek/jimiroadtrip-manly/jimichoc.jpg

[King_Crud]

Always insist on Cock Brand. Ask for it by name

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5254/cockbrand1xq.jpg

[StAUG]

Yup, the huge teeth, twiggy arm, alcohol related lazy eye, and Palestine theme are all StAUG.

[Colonel Kurtz]

your mummy must be proud :D

[Glompbot]

That cock picture reminded me of this one I took at cassas birthday :D

http://turtling.org/pictures/cassa%20birthday%2010-3-05/005%20sex%20appeal%201.jpg

(cassa will love me for that :p )

[SamBo]

I can't believe I took so long to post these pics... sorry! :p
These were taken a couple of weeks ago at Jimi's night out at the Belgian Beer Cafe in the city.

Jerks in transit!
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/34/Image071.jpg

Jimi:
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/34/Image073.jpg

Choco loves teh mayo!!!
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/34/Image072.jpg

please excuse the poor quality... photos were taken with my phone :)

[imp]

Bwuahahahaa.... astro looks like a retard and my hair is all fucked up. CLASS!!! :D :D I so need to post a pic of me later to counter this ;)

Bastard

[Tophizzle]

Here's my picture:

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5331/hardcore6af.png

The girl on my lap let me touch her tits... but unfortunately, the camera wasn't on at the time.

The quality sucks, but you can still see my stunning good looks.

[Tophizzle]

Does anyone know if Nodbugger has posted in this thread? If so, what page? I'm not looking through 84 pages, so if anyone knows which page he's on, offhand, please respond. Someone do me the honor of looking up his most hideous picture for me. Thanks.

[King_Crud]

Does anyone know if Nodbugger has posted in this thread? If so, what page? I'm not looking through 84 pages, so if anyone knows which page he's on, offhand, please respond. Someone do me the honor of looking up his most hideous picture for me. Thanks.
there's a picture of him somewhere but it's not in this thread. Not sure where i saw it