Picture thread (new, updated version)!

[Tophizzle]

*Shudders* Ugh... does anyone remember where?

What's he look like?

[Pagey]

here he is...

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/nodbugger.jpg

[Tophizzle]

Ugh... he's repugnant. How does a person like that look in the mirror and say, "Oh hell, I need to take pictures of this face and get it up on the internet!"?

Someone needs to tell this silly Nike shoe-wearing bastard to come to this thread. He has some serious explaining to do.

[imp]

Me about 5 mins ago... got my hair cut last wekk (well layered.. hey I can tell the difference :p) and bought a new brown wrap dress which i'm wearing. No pic of that though ;) Too much cleavage.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/imp_1.jpg

[Scythe]

Too much cleavage.

I think most of the males on the site will concur when I say "No such thing."

[imp]

I think most of the males on the site will concur when I say "No such thing."

Less is more (says me who's posted her boobs on the site) :D I try and dress conservative whenever I can... it's all a big facade ofcourse :p

[King_Crud]

more is more actually

[Hired Goon]

been a while since I posted here, so, here's me @ 15 minutes ago, in need of a haircut and shave.

[Thyrd]

Holy Shit! It's Sly Stalone! There is I likeness there I say.

[Hired Goon]

Holy Shit! It's Sly Stalone! There is I likeness there I say.

I'm not a meat head! ;)

[Something Fast]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/blackeyeddog/Bread.jpg
WHERE'S YOUR BREAD NOW?

[Elf_Girl]

WHERE'S YOUR BREAD NOW?
In my pantry.

:D

[raidan]

Panties?!

^_______^

[Something Fast]

In my pantry.

:D
Are you sure about that? ;)
*Ninja disappearing into the shadows type of thing*

[fenderbasher]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/36/Jeremy.jpg Ahhh... The good ol' days. An assload of screaming fans at a gig that's going perfect. I'll post an updated pic later with the abandoned hairline.
bigger pic (http://gallery.zgeek.com/details.php?image_id=7407&)

[dwarfthrower]

I'll post an updated pic later with the abandoned hairline.

Speaking of hairlines...

I was digging around tonight and found my passports. One from when I was 15, another taken when I was 25. Astounding the amount of aging that occurs in one short decade:
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/3/passportphotos.jpg

[Glompbot]

You looked more like 25 than 15 in that first one!

[dwarfthrower]

You looked more like 25 than 15 in that first one!
It had it's advantages then. ;)

These days it's less of a blessing.

Another five years to go until I need a new passport then I'll compare all three.

[Glompbot]

I didn't know you needed a new passport every 10 years. Learn something new every day :D




I've got a suprise in august. I may end up with *gasp* brown hair. Photos to come - obviously.

[Cassa]

Did you break your nose in the interim dwarfthrower?

Edit: Oh I just saw the wipe-on sex appeal photo. You shouldn't have posted that Sapia, I look like some kind of retarded anorexic elf.

[gunsella]

Speaking of hairlines...

I was digging around tonight and found my passports. One from when I was 15, another taken when I was 25. Astounding the amount of aging that occurs in one short decade:



suffering similar problems here....
last year i went to the usa. at customs getting into the country, the first thing the dude says to me is "what happened to your hair?"...... cunt!

[raidan]

suffering similar problems here....
last year i went to the usa. at customs getting into the country, the first thing the dude says to me is "what happened to your hair?"...... cunt!

Blame your high levels of testosterone, gunsella. And then thank it for making your stronger and raising your sex drive*.

*May or may not be true. But generally true.

[abelgold]

suffering similar problems here....
last year i went to the usa. at customs getting into the country, the first thing the dude says to me is "what happened to your hair?"...... cunt!

Your response should have been "at least I can get a wig you ugly fat cunt"*

*unless the customs officer looked like Megan Gale.. in which case your response should've been "aahh.. ggaaa.. hair... you.. hair ..smell nice"

[5318008]

Jesus Christ there are some ugly attention whores in this forum.

[Directed]

Jesus Christ there are some ugly attention whores in this forum.
I love how a complete noob comes in here and insults all the zgeekers. Feel the negative rep love, 5318008.

[MisterBishi]

I gave him positive rep because I'm an ugly attention whore and you all are too. :cool:

[5318008]

I love how a complete noob comes in here and insults all the zgeekers. Feel the negative rep love, 5318008.

Ouch! Who knew such a tiny wang waving in the wind could cause so much pain.

[dwarfthrower]

I didn't know you needed a new passport every 10 years. Learn something new every day :D

Well, technically you don't need one every ten years... but they do expire ten years after issue.

Did you break your nose in the interim dwarfthrower?
Three times... Well four if you count the time my old man re-broke it to straighten it out after the last time.

[abelgold]

Three times... Well four if you count the time my old man re-broke it to straighten it out after the last time.

You're not Tackleberry from the Police Acadamey films are you?

[fenderbasher]

Three times... Well four if you count the time my old man re-broke it to straighten it out after the last time.
He re-broke it on purpose, right? Did he take any enjoyment from it? And by "...the last time" did you mean he broke it the time before?

Just wondering, as it lends insight into your "gruff guy with a heart of gold" demeanor...:)

[dwarfthrower]

Nah, my old man is actually qualified to do that sort of shit. He's a GP. All of my unintended broken noses have been inflicted on the footy field. The last one ended up bending off at a fairly wicked angle. So he took me down to the hospital, smeared some local anaesthetic on a couple of cotton buds, jammed them up into my sinuses, then broke my nose.

I was expecting him to have to smack me with something in order to break it, but he just sort of grabbed it between his thumbs and gave it a tweak - I heard the crack but didn't feel a thing. After that he just reposistioned it and whacked a plaster over the top to stop it shifting.

[fenderbasher]

A little more recent, somewhere around '02.
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/36/me_and_cat.jpg
Also around '02...
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/36/me_tabor_cropped.jpg

[Glompbot]

My artist friend (http://www.annewhyte.com/) is practicing doing portraits. I asked her to do one of me...

She says she sucks at doing hair, but I think she did it really well

I've never had a drawing done of me before :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/velvetrhapsody/Art/sapiacolour01.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/velvetrhapsody/Art/sap01.jpg

[druckfugged]

Amazing. You have exactly the same smile as the Mona Lisa. (are you? aren't you?)

[Glompbot]

No - I have eyebrows :D

[imp]

astro won't post this shot so I will. :p
I took it last night to show how much of a man crush my cat has on astro ;) astro's legs = Theo's favourite place to nap.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/17/astro1.jpg (http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/astro1.jpg)

[fenderbasher]

Well, I've been spending quality time going back thru this thread, and wanted to thank all of you for posting pics. It's nice to be able to put faces to the 'names', and I must admit there have been quite a few surprises. Most of you aren't at all as I imagined, but you all look great!
Also: Sapia, in case you and the others haven't found out yet (I don't think I saw a proper response), Ouroboros is a name, so there really isn't a plural.... ("the worm Ouroboros"). Excellent tat, by the way!

[Glompbot]

I've never been very good with using plurals... but thanks for that. :D

[Glompbot]

I'm all excited! INTERVIEW CLOTHES! And gratuitous cleavage shot (I was actually trying to take a photo side on, but i had the angle wrong - camera up too high... I like the photo anyway)

[fenderbasher]

I'm all excited! INTERVIEW CLOTHES! And gratuitous cleavage shot (I was actually trying to take a photo side on, but i had the angle wrong - camera up too high... I like the photo anyway)
My my my... Looking sharp! Good luck!

[sweeet]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/DSC00137.JPG

[druckfugged]

beefcake!

[Holster]

aww new <3 on the internets

[Colonel Kurtz]

Holsters got the hawtness for sweet.

Run boy, run!

*hides from Holly*

[Holster]

BAH, everyone knows i hate men

[sperm]

gee holster, keep this up and people will start thinking of you as some crazy hag lady blathering deranged nonsense and throwing one of her many scruffy cats at passing strangers ! :aah:

(just think of the crazy cat lady from the simpsons :rolleyes: )

[BlueBoy]

BAH, everyone knows i hate men
About as much as I hate alcohol.

[MisterBishi]

Yeah holster is all about the cock.

[Holster]

Not you to bishi ;_;

[Colonel Kurtz]

About as much as I hate alcohol.
You're a Teetotaller? :D

[sperm]

if we keep this up, these holster bashing posts are going to have to be split to another thread and put into the fighting forums ! :o

[Holster]

Sperm, I dont like cats, and my hair is to pretty for me to be a hag lady :mad:

[MisterBishi]

Holster bashing should have its own website.

[Holster]

Why you little...

[sperm]

Holster: thats a few times youve messed up the spelling of 'too'

missing out too much on the big 'O' eh ? that would explain the grumpiness :p

[Holster]

hey buster, I've had about 2 hours sleep, nothing to eat, and i'm bored shitless, I could care less about spelling and grammar.

[kré]

me and my nephew jake last sunday (his first birthday).

he's the coolest kid ever :cool:
http://www.crayonline.com/pics/andy_and_jake.jpg

[Up_All_Night]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Mattles/Madman%20Party/IMG_3051.jpg

[Mr. Bungle]

what's with the censorship Up All Night?

[Up_All_Night]

I didnt do it!
Im trying to get uncensored version...
Someone posted that on another board just before, thats me going for a perve hahahahaha
anyways :)

[Cassa]

New avatar was a picture taken of me last night. I like it.

[Glompbot]

A short movie of my friends who weren't too sick to come to my birthday dinner (or in newcastle)... WITH SOUND!

I <3 my canon digital camera

oh! and I <3 my friends

http://turtling.org/pictures/24-07-05/dinnermovie.avi
(6.24mb)

[The Cunt]

me and my nephew jake last sunday (his first birthday).

he's the coolest kid ever :cool:
http://www.crayonline.com/pics/andy_and_jake.jpg

He's got a goatee and he's only one, I'm impressed.

I didn't know they were remaking Jake And The Fatman.

Andy: "See them kid, they're a nice set of boobies.", Jake: "Yeah I know, they're the ones I've been sucking on."

[Whiskers]

A short movie of my friends who weren't too sick to come to my birthday dinner (or in newcastle)... WITH SOUND!

I <3 my canon digital camera

oh! and I <3 my friends

http://turtling.org/pictures/24-07-05/dinnermovie.avi
(6.24mb)

This may or may not be the first visual evidence of my existence posted on Zgeek.

[Glompbot]

Hey, you said no 'photos' not no 'videos'!

:P

I'm going to take a few short videos of work over the next 2 weeks.

[Grumblefish]

Wait, why does the voice say that it looks like John is giving head? The video doesn't show anything like that. It would also help if you edited in screen-names under everyone.

3/5


EDIT: Happy birthday

[Glompbot]

Thanks,

Er, jon was giving head to his desert spoon, it was LOVELY chocolate mousse with strawberries....

Sif I'd bother editing in names and stuff.

[pliskin]

This may or may not be the first visual evidence of my existence posted on Zgeek.

so that, may or may not have been u between scathing and btrfly??

[Glompbot]

Ok, from right to left
On one side of table Btrfly, whiskers, scathing,
on other lustmord, still life, cassa and me off camera.

[Bostonmess]

He (http://forums.zgeek.com/member.php?userid=9567)'s the one on the right.
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/1/PICT00121024.jpg






I just thought it was a good photo. :)

[simon_marklar]

http://www.australiens.net/images/profiles/27.jpg

me from a few years ago, at a doof in the blue mountains.

[Grumblefish]

Ok, from right to left
On one side of table Btrfly, whiskers, scathing,
on other lustmord, still life, cassa and me off camera.

Btrfly is an asian male??

[BlueBoy]

Hold both hands in front of your face, palms out with your fingers closed. Extend your index fingers upwards and your thumb out at a right angle to that finger.
The hand that makes an 'L' Shape is your left hand. The other one is your right.

[Glompbot]

Across from me was btrfly, then you go to the left on the opposite side of the table - asian male is scathing

[Glompbot]

Anyway, another picture from the birthday dinner because I finally got around to resizing them all

Myself and cassa x2

http://turtling.org/pictures/24-07-05/teenacassanoflash.jpg

http://turtling.org/pictures/24-07-05/teenacassaflash.jpg

[Glompbot]

Most awesome picture of cassa ever - phwoah she's a cutie

http://turtling.org/pictures/24-07-05/cassa.jpg

God btrfly is SO goddamned photogenic

http://turtling.org/pictures/24-07-05/erica.jpg

OLOL Hussy Whiskers with a kitty we named Trav

http://turtling.org/pictures/24-07-05/cateandkitty.jpg

[-=[BB]=-]

http://turtling.org/pictures/24-07-05/teenacassaflash.jpg

I think you left something out of your photo...

http://www.shoalhaven.net.au/~bb/zgeek/sapiasmile.jpg

there fixed :D
Everyone looks nicer with a smile :D

[Glompbot]

HAHAHA you put cassas smile on my face?
hehehehe

[-=[BB]=-]

http://www.shoalhaven.net.au/~bb/zgeek/me.jpg
Me pissed as a newt, taking a photo of.... well me pissed as a newt.

[astro]

imp, looking all pissed off that I was taking a pic of her. Damn she looks sexy, IMHO. Especially with the black flower in her hair :D

http://members.iinet.net.au/~zh0c0n/poutyimp.jpg

[~vjay~]

A photo I took of myself when someone wanted to see what colour I dyed my hair yesterday.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/photos/closeupofhair.jpg

[pliskin]

vikki,
that material is the same as my old primary schools, female dress tunic
u werent playing dress up for any1 special were u ??

[pliskin]

here is a picture of me and my mum.
im 31, she is 48. most ppl dont believe she is my mother, we often get mistaken for brother and sister.
next is a pic of my brother and sister. they have a different father to me,

[imp]

imp, looking all pissed off that I was taking a pic of her. Damn she looks sexy, IMHO. Especially with the black flower in her hair :D

Revenge is a bitch! :p
I took this happy snap while stealthily going to the kitchen with my camera. I think he saw me though hence the smirk :D
Bastard!

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/astro_001.jpg

[BtrFly]

pliskin - wow - got family resemblance :D

also teena that photo chop that BB did was hella funny, but you have a beautiful smile, and should show it more often!

[-=[BB]=-]

http://www.shoalhaven.net.au/~bb/zgeek/astrolazor.jpg

This is just because Minorproblem commented that Astro had
Scary Eyes

So all -Rep to Minorproblem & +Rep to me :D

[imp]

=-']http://www.shoalhaven.net.au/~bb/zgeek/astrolazor.jpg

This is just because Minorproblem commented that Astro had


So all -Rep to Minorproblem & +Rep to me :D

I'm going to +rep you for that for sure ;) All class!

I wish he had laser eyes, he could quick roast chickens for me in a second! Like that mechanoid from Red Dwarf!
Unfortunetly, he just looks like that when he's concentrating and his piercing blue eyes don't help either. ;)

Poor, scary astro.

[psi_ko]

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslhfql/lexinjuly.JPG

i wish *i* had eye lazororers......

[The Cunt]

You waxed your eyebrows crooked
You delivered your opinion blunt.









Edit: It would seem that Miss Sapia deleted her post.

[Glompbot]

Yeah, they're not 'bad' just 'interesting'.

I figured what I said was a bit harsh and would probably be taken the wrong way, so I deleted my post.



He reminds me of spock.

[-=[BB]=-]

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslhfql/lexinjuly.JPG

i wish *i* had eye lazororers......

You can, just send me $32 + P&H and I will photoshop them in for you*


*Lazors come with 2 month warranty.

[Vardsy]

He reminds me of spock.

Live Long and Prosperhttp://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/spock.gif

[The Cunt]

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslhfql/lexinjuly.JPG

i wish *i* had eye lazororers......
I wanna see him Matrix style.

[psi_ko]

You delivered your opinion blunt.

Edit: It would seem that Miss Sapia deleted her post.

Yeah, they're not 'bad' just 'interesting'.

I figured what I said was a bit harsh and would probably be taken the wrong way, so I deleted my post.



He reminds me of spock.


did someone turn two pages at the same time?? if its about the eyebrows...i was assaulted while drunk with a razor and escaped with minor damage....

[Glompbot]

I was wondering :D

THATS a normal explanation - at least they didn't get one completely off.

[BlueBoy]

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslhfql/lexinjuly.JPG

i wish *i* had eye lazororers......
You're not related to Peter Andre are you?

[psi_ko]

You're not related to Peter Andre are you?

i fucking hope not.

[Holster]

As requested:

I could have done better, but I have cbf (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=647422&postcount=15)

[psi_ko]

As requested:

I could have done better, but I have cbf (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=647422&postcount=15)

WINNAH!
:banana: :banana: :banana:

[Salted_Chipmunk]

http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/2516/moi3pt.jpg

Recent picture after we cut all my mates dreads off and transformed him into a working class may-un!

Ladies the queue starts at the front door, take a number and rest up :)

[Salted_Chipmunk]

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslhfql/lexinjuly.JPG

i wish *i* had eye lazororers......

There appears to be a porblem with your eyebrow ring?

[The Cunt]

There appears to be a porblem with your eyebrow ring?
There seems to be a porblem with your ability to spell.

[psi_ko]

There appears to be a porblem with your eyebrow ring?

huh? its a straight barbell actually....what are you on about tho?

[Salted_Chipmunk]

It doesnt look like it actually sits on either side of your eybrow, it looks like it is below it.

Confirm/Deny? :p

[Salted_Chipmunk]

There seems to be a porblem with your ability to spell.

I did it on purpose ya cunt. :)

[psi_ko]

It doesnt look like it actually sits on either side of your eybrow, it looks like it is below it.

Confirm/Deny? :p

could be the photo...the bar is a little long as the piercing was for a while being rejected....another photo gives more detail

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslhfql/eye2.JPG

[imp]

w00t new glasses! :D :D I took this shot while standing in the bathroom. There's some good light in there ;)

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/imp_001.jpg

[jak]

w00t new glasses! :D :D I took this shot while standing in the bathroom. There's some good light in there ;)

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/imp_001.jpg

Cool glasses. :)

Remove the top, dim the lights, re-shoot, convert to black and white, and enter in the August Photo Competition!

;)

[Salted_Chipmunk]

could be the photo...the bar is a little long as the piercing was for a while being rejected....another photo gives more detail


And thats the end of that chapter. Yeah looks like just the way that the photo was.

You have any problems with it growing out? When i had mine in i had a slightly large guage bar bought for me and it nearly pushed through my eyebrow.

[imp]

Cool glasses. :)

Remove the top, dim the lights, re-shoot, convert to black and white, and enter in the August Photo Competition!

;)

THANKS! I like them a lot! :D

I was thinking of getting astro to do a black and white shot for the photo comp. Something arty farty! :p
I doubt we'll do that shot in the bathroom though. Ewwwww.... probably the bed.

[psi_ko]

And thats the end of that chapter. Yeah looks like just the way that the photo was.

You have any problems with it growing out? When i had mine in i had a slightly large guage bar bought for me and it nearly pushed through my eyebrow.


nah not really after the first month...its been smooth sailing.....

[Something Fast]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/blackeyeddog/picwhore.jpg
Because I'm bored. (And unable to put things in the right topics)

[Glompbot]

Wrong picture thread dude.

[That Bloke]

When my hair gets 2-3cm longer I'll dye it black(it'll sit flatter & straighter that way too) with dark red tips.

[MisterBishi]

Here is my friend Stuart making me look short at his wedding yesterday.

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/Imgp0276.png

[imp]

Shmick Outfits! http://img117.exs.cx/img117/7793/g9bok.gif

[King_Crud]

Here is my friend Stuart making me look short at his wedding yesterday.

That's because you are short, shorty short short

[Buffy]

aww bishi looks cute, even when he's dressed up like a :fag:

olol prankt.

[Juice Biscuit]

Some Pics of me during a Shark Dive at Manly underwater world.


http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/new_rotated.jpg

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/100_1438resize.jpg



And one of me laying out stretched road kill style ontop of the walkway tunnel.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/100_1433resize.jpg

[Glompbot]

Ok, so...
the blue didn't like leaving my hair, so the brown had to be a very dark brown to cover it, and the planned pink chunks had to be purple (which kind of ended up violet because of the remaining blue bits which WOULD NOT BLEACH OUT!!!)

But, here you go, me, with really really dark brown hair (it looks black, but the first pic kind of shows what the colours really look like - the flash makes them look a bit different)

[Grumblefish]

What is this strange technology?

[Grumblefish]

I have conquered the modern camera device!

The length of this thread makes me sad, however:

[Glompbot]

Holy crap dude, how old are you?

[Grumblefish]

21. I'm much younger than you.

[Glompbot]

21. I'm much younger than you.
one year is 'way younger'?

:D

[pliskin]

21. I'm much younger than you.

the grumblefish is cynical and jaded way beyond his yrs.

[The Cunt]

I have conquered the modern camera device!

The length of this thread makes me sad, however:
What's with the furrowed brow? Are you carrying the weight of the world (wide web) upon your shoulders?

[Grumblefish]

This thread is heavy enough.

[MisterBishi]

Here is a picture of me looking nothing like DogWomble. Also there is nothing wrong with pink tshirts :fag:

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8481/hmm2rm.png

[King_Crud]

nothing wrong with pink shirts, if you're into anal with men

[Something Fast]

Sweet Jesus, Grumblefish is only 21?

[Grumblefish]

I doubt Sweet Jesus has much to do with that.

[Lina]

I doubt Sweet Jesus has much to do with that.

Amen to that.

[Reprobate]

Here is a picture of me looking nothing like DogWomble. Also there is nothing wrong with pink tshirts :fag:

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8481/hmm2rm.png
I haven't mentioned it before but you look like my ex-wife's new husband. You're so alike it's scary.

[MisterBishi]

eep

[jak]

MisterBishi, congratulations on your recent marriage - hope it all works out for you.

:)

[MisterBishi]

Are you making a subtle gay marriage joke or did you misread my post? :love:

[Buffy]

hahaha ;paranoid: :jackson:

[jak]

Are you making a subtle gay marriage joke or did you misread my post? :love:

:)

no, just a subtle inference that you were married to Directed's ex. Probably a bad joke from what I have read about his ex.

:transform <--- thats cool (sorry, just noticed the new smilies).

[Kez]

21. I'm much younger than you.
Holy snapping fuck.

No bullshit here, but I thought you were a 35 year old pedophile.

[kré]

I haven't mentioned it before but you look like my ex-wife's new husband. You're so alike it's scary.
she's got good taste...now

[Glompbot]

i have an ipod. and fluffy hair.

and i got my webcam working again since the format - for some reason i put the install cd with my digital camera install cd.

[Bostonmess]

Holy snapping fuck.

No bullshit here, but I thought you were a 35 year old pedophile.

You were wrong. He's only 21.

[Reprobate]

she's got good taste...now
She might. But he doesn't.

[Grumblefish]

Buffy says that IMAGESHACK is going to let me host pictures on the internet, so here goes:

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/4643/me15kk.th.jpg (http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=me15kk.jpg)

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/3892/me24yo.th.jpg (http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=me24yo.jpg)


EDIT: Buffy is a genius. My monitor also makes my face look really pasty in pic 2; I must keep this in mind if I fail at life and need to become a goth.

[HAL]

Heres me about to get tubed plus a candid shot

[Glompbot]

Whilst we're going on about candid shots.

Someone got a candid photo of me.... I don't mind because I look so happy in it.

It is one of me dancing, a whole heap of someones messy hair, the side of cassas head, and someone elses back.

(i have a retarded smile cause I bite my top lip when I dance)

[King_Crud]

Heres me about to get tubed plus a candid shot
when will you learn to stand up? ;)

[imp]

This is why like body-surfing. You don't get people telling you to learn to stand up :p You just get people laughing at you b/c you can't surf :D

astro took this shot on Sunday before Lawn Bowls. I'd just finished brushing my teeth in the bathroom when he jumped out at me and said "Smile!"
Why he held the camera up so high I don't know, maybe to emphasis how tall he is in comparison to me :p Jerk.

[HAL]

when will you learn to stand up? ;)
ive never seen a surfboard even try to surf that place. the very best would have a lot of trouble! I can stand up and be counted in some pretty solid surf. But on those kinda days id rather lie down and get pitted, as opposed to snapping boards, coping lips to the head and eating cungi. So to answer your question, I already have ;)

[Space Cowboy]

This is why like body-surfing. You don't get people telling you to learn to stand up :p You just get people laughing at you b/c you can't surf :D

astro took this shot on Sunday before Lawn Bowls. I'd just finished brushing my teeth in the bathroom when he jumped out at me and said "Smile!"
Why he held the camera up so high I don't know, maybe to emphasis how tall he is in comparison to me :p Jerk.

He just likes being on top of you :p

Nice pic though, gorgeous as always ;)

[imp]

He just likes being on top of you :p

Nice pic though, gorgeous as always ;)

Boom-Tish :D I think he just likes to remind me i'm shorter than him. ;)

[and3w]

Naah, he was just trying to get one last illicit picture down your cleavage before it all becomes the norm! :-)

[imp]

Naah, he was just trying to get one last illicit picture down your cleavage before it all becomes the norm! :-)
Well he didn't get a do a very good job now did he? :p BTW again awesome SIG! Snow Crash is awesome!

[eeefreak]

http://www.berro.com/Smilies/a7la.jpg

[Glompbot]

For some reason my nose looks huge this morning, and i seem to have lost 8 shades of skin colour... Yet I still manage to have tan lines.

http://turtling.org/pictures/bignose.jpg

[The Cunt]

For some reason my nose looks huge this morning, and i seem to have lost 8 shades of skin colour... Yet I still manage to have tan lines.
Sapia, If you had lost 8 shades of skin colour you'd be transparent.

[Glompbot]

Sapia, If you had lost 8 shades of skin colour you'd be transparent.

Its not like I *try* to stay pale or anything.

I'm so bad to my skin, I don't bother with sunscreen (too lazy most of the time)... but the darkest I can get is a normal 'pale' even after getting sunburnt :/
If I'm really lucky i'll get freckles.... but even they are pale.

[MisterBishi]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9080/post711258289603fo.jpg

[Salted_Chipmunk]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9080/post711258289603fo.jpg

Are yo.... Are you smiling in that picture?

Fucking congrats dude!

[Bostonmess]

How much you betting that's a comedy flower that squirts water?

[Glompbot]

Go Bishi!

:pir8dan: :pimp:

[Glompbot]

Picture that is now my avatar... from the photoshoot I did with pauly. Its the back of a rope bra + my tattoo.

http://turtling.org/pictures/bewbs/ink.jpg

[fenderbasher]

Rope bra? Sounds kinky! You go, Sapia!

[Grumblefish]

Misterbishi's picture looks like it was taken where I used to live in Loughton. :murloc:

[imp]

Here's a pic I took of my new piercing. :) It has a little clear gem on the end. My lip's still swollen but you can't tell. I think it looks great! :D

[Snowball]

Here's a pic I took of my new piercing. :) It has a little clear gem on the end. My lip's still swollen but you can't tell. I think it looks great! :D


It looks good!

[imp]

It looks good!
Thanks :D

[Kyle]

Just some pictures of me you guys have probably already seen!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/kyle3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/kyle2.jpg

A REALLY stupid new picture of me. but one of the very few post surgery pictures I have so you'll have to settle. The pictures in this set that I looked normal in, you could see up my shorts, so I just look like an idiot. I took it to try to win a contest on a site (Something to do with video game collection). I won a box of 24 king sized snickers and Socom 3 :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/Ilookstupid.jpg

And last, my pale, post surgery ass jumping off of a small rock at the quarries. If you look at my side you can see my side scar, if you look VERY closely at my back right on the edge you can see my back scar. I'm sure most zgeekers have already seen both :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/Quarries/IMG_0022.jpg

I'd post some newer stuff, but I really never take pictures of myself. I'll get to it later.

[Glompbot]

new hair

http://turtling.org/pictures/hair/oct05/redhair.jpg

[Hairyman]

Looks cool. Nice boobies too (/runs).

[annie]

Yeah Sapia, that hair is awesome! Bright, but awesome!

[Glompbot]

Thanks :D

[Kyle]

[This post has been edited...heavily...edited parts are in bold]

Deimos, so loving. He gave me a message about how jovial I look in my pictures....such a caring, nice guy.

I dug deep. Very deep...found a picture of when I got my picture on Jones Juice bottles. My girlfriend made me make a weird excited type smile...so enjoy my jovality, Deimos, because I love you so, I like Pizza.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/kylejonesbottle.jpg

Edit: More Jovial Pictures (all pre surgery, but don't be picky)! Yay!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/314467951DCfkNc_ph.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/meeliseashhappy.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/tower.jpg
(I wuv my girlfriend's cleavage)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/meeliseashmusical.jpg


Ok i'm done. Let us rejoice in our beautiful community

[Movius]

Movius, so loving. He gave me a message about how jovial I look in my pictures....sarcastic bastard. :D

I really do need to smile more in picture, but I don't have pictures taken of me often and I have no reason whatsoever to smile when i'm just randomly updating people on how I look.

I dug deep. Very deep...found a picture of when I got my picture on Jones Juice bottles. My girlfriend made me make a weird excited type smile...so eat it up Movius, this may be one of the few times you see me this jovial.
I don't recall sending such a message.

[Deimos]

I don't recall sending such a message.
Movius, I think he's getting the two of us confused (God knows how). I +repped him and the message said that he was looking very jovial in the last few photos of himself that he'd posted. I was being quite serious and not sarcastic at all. I like a good smile and I reckon his smile is very endearing and, well, jovial.

[Kyle]

No damn Idea why I put Movius in there, I think I was reading something by him while I was posting.

Sorry I got you two confused! No hard feelings?

Also thank you Deimos, I thought you were messing with me since in the first two pictures I looked either smug or very depressed. I was just messing around with my response as well, just in case I sounded mad or something. :D I'm glad you think I look jovial, even though some of my pictures don't show it, I'm always smiling when my friends are around.

[imp]

Spankingly cool pics, Kyle. :) I expect more soon and don't forget the cleavage. ;) That's some nice boobie!

[Kyle]

Spankingly cool pics, Kyle. :) I expect more soon and don't forget the cleavage. ;) That's some nice boobie!

Well thank you very much lady! I'll give you more soon and don't you worry!

[imp]

Well thank you very much lady! I'll give you more soon and don't you worry!
Sweeet! Can we get another one of your scar?! Perhaps you can combine the cleavage with the scar and kill 2 birds with one stone. ;)

Now that my labret has healed properly I'm thinking of posting a better picture of it. I'm not sure if I can be bothered though, it's pretty tough to get a clear, close-up shot of it. Meh, I'll get around to it, I need a new avatar pic of my own after all. :)

[Kyle]

Haha yeah get to it! I'd like to see a pic of it all healed up!

Maybe i'll throw another picture of my scar to you sometime, I'll get someone to take a shot of it. Looks pretty much the same as of now, so I'll have to do something creative! :D

[reykjavik]

I am pondering whether to join this clique and share my real self. Egads!

[Holster]

Don't do it!!!!!!!

[reykjavik]

Don't do it!!!!!!!

Best advise I've had all day...?

[Kyle]

Best advise I've had all day...?

No, the best advice is "Do it" from me.

Do it!

[BtrFly]

my hair has been changed yet again... its dark brown on top with fuchsia underneath(as you can see in the little streaky bit :D)

[Girl.]

It looks amazing, BtrFly!

You've inspired me to consider dying my plain, ordinary, boring, undyed hair :)

[Glompbot]

Btrfly is always SO goddamned photogenic *jealous*

[gunsella]

my hair has been changed yet again... its dark brown on top with fuchsia underneath(as you can see in the little streaky bit :D)Btrfly is always SO goddamned photogenic *jealous*


i thought the first post was Sapia with a new face.

[skrappy]

new hair

http://turtling.org/pictures/hair/oct05/redhair.jpg

Hot!

I may be a lurker 99% of the time but I love your never ending changing hairstyles. You look great. :)

[BtrFly]

Sapia - you are photogenic too :D dont put yourself down...

oh and king crud - fuchsia is a colour :p

i like my new hair its cool... summer time will be brown underneath with the pink on top :)

[dwarfthrower]

fuchsia is a colour
No it's not (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=701033&postcount=39)

A fuchsia is a plant... mainly green and brown... the flowers of which can be any shade from white through various shades of red and purple to orange.

[BtrFly]

i sit corrected... thank you dwarfthrower for showing us the true meaning of fuchsia :)

[King_Crud]

i sit corrected... thank you dwarfthrower for showing us the true meaning of fuchsia :)
so you've got a plant in your hair? Have you been listening to "San Francisco" by the Mamas & The Papas?

[imp]

Here's the dress I bought for my (well mine and astro's) engagement party tomorrow. astro couldn't get the shoes into shot so.. too bad. ;) It's a simple, elegant halter dress and I love it. It wasn't TOO pricey either.

You'll need to zoom in a bit I think. :) The shots a bit blurry but we'll blame astro for that.

[ms edeity]

You wear a halter so well Implish (and definitely not skanky ;) ). So I take it you guys are abiding by the no sex between engagement and the wedding rule right?...Astro you're a lucky guy without a foot fetish.

[Hairyman]

No it's not (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=701033&postcount=39)

A fuchsia is a plant... mainly green and brown... the flowers of which can be any shade from white through various shades of red and purple to orange.

Very botanically correct. What next? Political Correctness?

[imp]

You wear a halter so well Implish (and definitely not skanky ;) ). So I take it you guys are abiding by the no sex between engagement and the wedding rule right?...Astro you're a lucky guy without a foot fetish.

Awww thanks. :D I love halters and my wedding dress is most likely going to be one as well. Oh and yes ofcourse we're sticking by that rule, I'd NEVER have sex before marriage.
<_<
>_>

:D

[ms edeity]

THAT"S RIGHT!! It makes baby Jebus cry.

[imp]

THAT"S RIGHT!! It makes baby Jebus cry.
Everything makes baby Jebus cry these days!!

[RedMaN]

Everything makes baby Jebus cry these days!!
Especially You *points*
baby jebus cries baby tears just for you :p

[Pagey]

This was taken a few weeks ago for a farewell for a friend of ours going to the UK. I am on the right drinking VB, my brother on the left and our mate Dan in the middle. It was at Karaoke World in Sydney.

There were so many photos from this night and I can't remember many of them being taken!

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/7/2/0/Me.jpg

[Kyle]

Here's the dress I bought for my (well mine and astro's) engagement party tomorrow. astro couldn't get the shoes into shot so.. too bad. ;) It's a simple, elegant halter dress and I love it. It wasn't TOO pricey either.

You'll need to zoom in a bit I think. :) The shots a bit blurry but we'll blame astro for that.

You look beautiful!

[Kyle]

This was taken a few weeks ago for a farewell for a friend of ours going to the UK.

Hah looks like you guys were having tons o' fun!

[ms edeity]

And here is moi.

[imp]

Ooooer ;) Naughty girl! 10 points MZ! :D

[beowulf437]

I thought this would be the best place to post these. One of the fringe benefits of my job is the veiw from my office window. The fall colours are just starting to come in.

[gunsella]

I thought this would be the best place to post these. One of the fringe benefits of my job is the veiw from my office window. The fall colours are just starting to come in.

dude, you're on the wrong side of the frickin road. you're gonna get us all killed!

[timace]

And here is moi.
Fun for all the family!

[Hired Goon]

Been awhile since I posted, so as requested, here is a photo of me sporting my new dark brown leather mofo. The pic basically sucks but I canno' be bothered to take another.

[Glompbot]

"the glare"

Known to cause enemies to give in to uncontrollable fits of giggling.

[annie]

"the glare"

Known to cause enemies to give in to uncontrollable fits of giggling.

How very true *rolls on the floor giggling*

[Lord Mephisto]

I'm a badass mofo..or something.

14711

[MisterBishi]

Mephisto races lowriders.

[Glompbot]

New hair today.

Its orange underneath at the back, but my camera batteries died before I could take the picture.

Ignore the crazy cheekbone thing I've got going today... NFI whats up with that.

[FritzTheCat]

taken in the first week at big white.

[King_Crud]

taken in the first week at big white.
is big white some gay pimp?

[coreageek]

http://images.snapfish.com/3456872323232%7Ffp63%3Dot%3E2358%3D489%3D99%3C%3DX ROQDF%3E2323%3B75%3B2%3B963ot1lsi

Nice, France - check out the sailboat
(The reason I started the citizenship thread - the city, not the sailboat)

[FritzTheCat]

is big white some gay pimp?

:wtf:

"Big White is a modern alpine village offering the ultimate mountain experience. Consistently voted one of the top ski resorts in the world."


you were close I guess..

[Glompbot]

Attached is the image i resized to make my avatar.

You can see my annoying eyebrow-freckle.

:hate:

[beowulf437]

Greatings from the Great White North. The veiw outside my front door today.

[Kyle]

Looks about the same down here in Bloomington, IN

[imp]

Looks amazing! :D I want to play in that snow!

[Angelina]

I'm envious! I want tons of snow!

[Glompbot]

I took pictures of my rather painful sunburn, and I'm posting them here to remind me that even if I think I won't be spending long out side, weird things can happen... like the alarm at work going off and being locked out of the building for 3 and a half hours.

and that I should *always* remember to take sunscreen with me.

You can see the marks on my feet where my shoes tied on.
:/

[Kyle]

Holy freakin crap. I need to be like naked in the sun for a day straight to get that sunburned.

Also...it's cold and snowy here right now. Don't remind me it's warm elsewhere.

While I'm here I might as well post some recent pics....I have two here. One before and one after my haircut.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/snowychicagolarge.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Coheedcollapse/haircut.jpg

To clarify: I sent that pic to a friend because they wanted to see what my haircut looked like and they thought I was naked, which I most certainly am not. I have pants on, i was just too lazy to throw on a shirt. so NO i'm not naked! NOT NAKED!

[Glompbot]

I'd rather be where its cold and snowy.
Unfortunately, I inherited my mothers complexion. Her legs look like two white sheets of paper.... they're actually translucent in parts O_O
I remember every time we'd go to the beach, she'd get sunburnt shins and the soles of her feet would ALWAYS get sunburnt.

its weird, but this sunburn is making me really look forward to christmas lunch with my family :D

[Glompbot]

Omg
You Have Snow
In Your Hair!!!!

That is so awesome.

[Kyle]

Hell yes. It was the first snow for me and luckily me and Elise were in Chicago to catch it! The area was packed with people, a lot who hadn't even seen snow before (it was the day after Thanksgiving...a lot of people travel and shop then), so it was a really great thing to be a part of.

[BtrFly]

my hair earlier this month. i cant believe how long it is now!

[Hairyman]

Looks good, really suits you.

[Glompbot]

I saw that as your userpic erica, it looks pretty goddamned long!

[ms edeity]

Btrfly that's hawt.

[Elf_Girl]

pic of when I got my hair streaked, cut and layered for the formal. Its grown out a bit now though. :(

[BtrFly]

hehe thanks guys :) i love it. i just wish i wasnt lazy and straightened it more often :)

[Glompbot]

If you want I need practice using my straightener (i always end up with kinks in my hair - or it flips the wrong way), i'll let you know when I buy some oil, and you can come over and I'll see how it works :P

[Hooty Mcboob]

K so this is one of me and Excal at a farewell party.. hehe that was a funny night...

and this other one is a cropped version of me and my best friend at our yr 12 formal

[imp]

Excal's a strange lad. Did he show you his snake? ;)

[Hooty Mcboob]

hehehe No he didn't show me his snake.

[Grumblefish]

Best thread yet!

Everybody +rep Grumblefish!

[Glompbot]

ehehehhee you look so young

[That Bloke]

ehehehhee you look so young

He looks like an apprentice electrician at work, her name is Christy

[Grumblefish]

I am a manly man of manly manliness.

[Cassa]

This is me showing off the dance I like to call 'talk to the hand', a couple of weeks ago

[Hairyman]

Nice boobies.

[hazza]

what do you call someone moderated like a little bitch?

HAZZA

ahahahaha

[Feryl]

I just had to share this pic... it was sent to me along with a bunch of other people from a guy I'd never heard of - a friend of my friend Abelgold. I think I may have met said friend at Abelgold's party tonight, but not entirely sure...

[Scythe]

Not that I mind looking at lots of women in bikinis, Feryl, but unless you're one of them, I think this is the wrong thread......

[Something Fast]

http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/906/fedor32xf.jpg
Blatant pic whoreing and showing-off-of the fedora on my part.

[SamBo]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/4/sambomullet.jpg

80s party with me wearing a stupid mullet wig.
Man I look hawt LOLZ!!!!1111one :screwy: