Picture thread (new, updated version)!

[Grumblefish]

Okay, this should be just like the last one I started. That is to say, incredibly popular and filled with beautiful people like me.

Since the last photo I put on this site, my hair has retracted, so attached is an updated image of me.

[utopian]

Oh shit, I can't stop laughing. That's arguably the funniest photo of you I've ever seen. You almost look respectable.

Good work on ASCAP employee of the month. Even if you did just put that there yourself.

Why didn't you just bump the old thread, though?

[beowulf437]

Please tell me you don't really work for ASCAP.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by beowulf437
Please tell me you don't really work for ASCAP.

We will eat your soul if you pirate music.


That card I attached above is actually my security ID, they installed all these fancy pants security systems on the doors so you can't go anywhere without it. Everyone gets one, but not everyone gets a reliable one. I've heard stories of people's cards malfunctioning while they are in the stairwell, leaving them trapped until someone comes along and rescues them.

[beowulf437]

I'll be nice nice Grumblefish. I was thinking about being really nasty but you can't help it.

[MisterBishi]

Me and some marvellous turf.

[kré]

this is the more recent picture of me that i can post without breaking the internet.

http://www.crayonline.com/pics/other/bubba1.jpg

[Dollputz]

Grumblefish looks so cute with short hair, it almost makes me want to take him home to bake him cookies and pinch his rosey cheeks.

Attached is a pretty recent photograph of me (taken 6 months ago) that I used for my portfolio.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Grumblefish looks so cute with short hair, it almost makes me want to take him home to bake him cookies and pinch his rosey cheeks.

If you'd consider calling them biscuits, I'd consider eating them.

[beer_cAN]

YES!!!
I hate people using the word 'cookies!'

(oops, that was a bit off topic :P)

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
If you'd consider calling them biscuits, I'd consider eating them.

Fine then. No cookies for you.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Fine then. No cookies for you.

Your pretty face belies a cruel mistress.

[beowulf437]

This is the latest picture of me. And cookies,cookies are good.

[hazza]

whats the number for americas most wanted...

[SamBo]

phj33r my not-so-1337 photoshop skillz

[druid]

http://www.niksula.cs.hut.fi/~jkaarlas/misc/druid.jpg

Taken on the balcony while I was practicing pretentious ethanol based meditation and gazing at this:

http://www.niksula.cs.hut.fi/~jkaarlas/keskiaika/thumbnails/tnbalcony.jpg (http://www.niksula.cs.hut.fi/~jkaarlas/keskiaika/imagepages/image22.html)

[utopian]

Food is meant to keep going down your throat once you swallow.

[druid]

Originally posted by utopian
Food is meant to keep going down your throat once you swallow.

It's called an "adam's apple". You probably don't have one yet.

[Bostonmess]

Five ball cascade. Only five ball trick I know ;)

[Jen]

Hi..... yeah... stuff

[Bostonmess]

What no BooBies:eek:

[Jen]

Here's your boobies ( ^ ) (http://www.molokosynthemesc.com/risks/risks/000010.jpg)

[Bostonmess]

Uurrggghhhh! Remind me not to have mine done. Not that I need it :)

[angel_b]

Originally posted by druid
It's called an "adam's apple". You probably don't have one yet.
Hahahaha! Touche!

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by SamBo
phj33r my not-so-1337 photoshop skillz

Hilarious, a Yankee who can't use photoshop properly. It's not like I've ever seen one of them before. :rolleyes:

[SamBo]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
Hilarious, a Yankee who can't use photoshop properly. It's not like I've ever seen one of them before. :rolleyes:

i'm no yankee!!!
hehe sorry Mr Fish, was a poor effort, but I had to do it :D

[utopian]

Originally posted by druid
It's called an "adam's apple". You probably don't have one yet.
Oh, I've got one. I just don't have Paul's apple, Brian's apple and William's apple in my throat at the same time.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Like a baby's arm holding an apple? :D

[Foxfire]

Superseksiwoman = the cute.

Superseksiwoman's boobie picture = the not so nice ~_~

Edit: Changed to a link as I forgot about it being so huge, my most humble apologies :p

here we go (http://members.iinet.net.au/~foxfire/me/aaron2.jpeg)

[utopian]

How about you resize that or put it behind a link instead of breaking the tables on the page? I've seen that photo before, probably on your website. Why not just link to the website's version of it?

I'm on cable and it's still taking a lot of time to download.

[kré]

:confused:

it's only ~93k...

[Cassa]

Works fine for me in regards to fastness

[utopian]

Zgeek was slow earlier today, I attribute it to that.

[kré]

i attribute it to the fact that it was hosted on iinet :o

[Movius]

Student ID photos

http://www.zgeek.com/~movis/MoviusID.png

Left is from 2000 student ID and due to UniSA being cheap skates i didn't get a new ID photo until 2003 which is on the right.

[geggle]

Originally posted by Movius
Student ID photos
Left is from 2000 student ID and due to UniSA being cheap skates i didn't get a new ID photo until 2003 which is on the right. The one on the right is scary.

[Cassa]

That is _exactly_ what Movis looks like.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Foxfire
Superseksiwoman = the cute.


Of course I'm cute, how the hell else do I get Wolfpac in bed with me everynight??

[utopian]

Chloroform?

[utopian]

Originally posted by cray
i attribute it to the fact that it was hosted on iinet :o
It was an image attachment at first. Then he put it behind a link.

[Jen]

Originally posted by utopian
Chloroform?

I hate you... go to hell... go to hell and DIE

[kré]

Originally posted by utopian
It was an image attachment at first. Then he put it behind a link.

d9d :o

[asskickergod]

Originally posted by utopian
Chloroform?

This is the 21st century Utop, sexual predators like SSW and myself use Rufees now a days. Get with the times.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by SamBo
i'm no yankee!!!

Given that you pulled out the insult "assclown" while in a state of concentration, I can only but come to the conclusion that, deep at heart, you're a full-blooded Yankee.

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
Your pretty face belies a cruel mistress.

Thank you :).

9 more compliments and I'll make you a thread dedicated to how cool you are ;):p

[DrDivad]

heres my head

[kré]

http://www.crayonline.com/pics/other/cutie.jpg

[ThreeChordMe]

This one's about three months old.

[Fuzzy Dice]

Here's fuzzy:

It's a little older, i don't actually have the brow ring anymore. i figure once i find my webcam again, i'll post a new one.

[Fuzzy Dice]

this is me in biochem lab. That gel took forever. Next time we ran one, we said fuck it and went for pints while we were waiting.

[Cassa]

Mmm electrophoresis.

There's a lot of photos of me and the other ZWood residents in the events gallery. When I get one of my new haircut I will post it.

[Fuzzy Dice]

ps - dollputz = hottie. i mean, like, wow.

[gooey]

das ist gooey:

[BlueBoy]

Me.
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/album32/IMG_1220.jpg

[maccabean]

this is me in the middle and the girl on the left is my hot ex girlfriend who is now a model in paris no shit

[Shaneus]

Me, now... well, check the date. BTW I think it's on hyper-crazy US date format, so it was this month, on the 3rd. This month being August. No... July :)

[maccabean]

WHOA

HOW BIG IS THAT PIC!!!

the page to fucking ages to load

i totally ruined the page!!!

[Scythe]

Yeah, but at least it's a cute girl. :p

[no_dice]

Me and the woman in May 2003

[primary]

http://www.pickledeggs.tv/tas/Picture_019.jpg

me left, nick from pickledeggs.tv right.

[utopian]

I was wondering who that ugly retard next to Nick was. ;)

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Thank you :).

9 more compliments and I'll make you a thread dedicated to how cool you are ;):p

You were better looking as a blonde, although I guess you look alright now.

That has to count as a compliment, right? Can we set up some sort of compliment exchange system? Quid-quo-pro, with the ultimate result being a thread about how cool I am, started by you?

[Buffy]

My webcam pic is probably the most recent pic you can get.... eh :p

(there should be a lazy smilie :D )

[Farbs]

Cubane is Gordon Freeman!
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/DCP_0002.sized.jpg

[primary]

Originally posted by utopian
I was wondering who that ugly retard next to Nick was. ;)

I'm going to fuck you.

[utopian]

Not with that bottle of Cascade in your hand you're not.

[kré]

Originally posted by primary
I'm going to fuck you.

until he loves you?

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
You were better looking as a blonde, although I guess you look alright now.


Bleach blonde hair was too hard to manage, I had to put gallons of hairspray and gel to combat aganist horrid frizz.

My hair is actually a brighter red now (shown in my avatar) with a few blonde highlights.

Quid-quo-pro

what

[utopian]

Quid Pro Quo am i rite

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by utopian
Quid Pro Quo am i rite

Yes, stupid Latin language. Basically it means "this for that". You give me a compliment, I'll give you a compliment. I will never use Latin again! :mad:

Although, there is a website called Quid quo pro. I don't know why it is called that, though.

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
You give me a compliment, I'll give you a compliment.

Alright, deal.

I will never use Latin again! :mad:

That's okay, I don't understand much Latin anyway.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Originally posted by utopian
Chloroform?

Cold dude, cold. :D

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Originally posted by Movius
Student ID photos

http://www.zgeek.com/~movis/MoviusID.png
i didn't get a new ID photo until 2003 which is on the right.

OMG, it's Neil from the young ones!!!!!

NEIL THE PHONES RINGING!

:D :D :D

[annie]

i would post a pic, but i have no means of doing that and anyway, each and everyone of you would die with a look of horror on your face at that particular moment in time.

but anyway, just needed to mention

Fuzzy_Dice = cute
Dollputz = hot

thats my 4 cents

[Salted_Chipmunk]

I are on the left.

[pliskin]

Originally posted by Movius
Student ID photos

http://www.zgeek.com/~movis/MoviusID.png

Left is from 2000 student ID and due to UniSA being cheap skates i didn't get a new ID photo until 2003 which is on the right.

the pic of movis on the right, looks like the character " riffraff " from the "rocky horror picture show"

[Farbs]

Originally posted by pliskin
the pic of movis on the right, looks like the character " riffraff " from the "rocky horror picture show" It's astounding.

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by annie
Dollputz = hot

Cheers :cool:

thats my 4 cents

Pirate is hands down the most sexiest male/female on ZGeek.

Out of all the pictures listed here I would say that Primary and GF are the best looking, but that's only because Utop hasn't posted yet :p

[utopian]

http://members.optusnet.com.au/utopienne/DCP_0660.JPG
This is the most recent photo I can post of myself without making the women on the forum too horny.

[Grumblefish]

Is that bottle of tequila the same one that we drank with Dylan? The one on your bureau.

Remind me how I got on the plane again, as all I remember is me waking up on a plane dressed very oddly, wondering where the hell I was.

[utopian]

It's the same bottle. I also have been drinking Ouzo recently too and I've got a bottle of it to drink next time you're here. I still have that mug too, and showed it to Weatherman today.

The story:

Grumble was living with me for 3 weeks while on his way from the United States through to Melbourne, via Canada, China, Brisbane and Sydney.

The night before he's due to leave for Sydney, Grumble, Shinobi and I bought some Coronas and a bottle of Tequila. I set the alarm for 4am since Grumble had a taxi booked for 4:30 for a 6:30am flight to Sydney. Much drinking ensues and I end up throwing up about a 3rd of a bottle of Tequila and a six pack of Coronas into a bucket. We all pass out in various parts of the bedroom.

The alarm goes off at 4:00, but Grumble is near comatose and needs to be kicked awake. At this point he's asleep on a concrete floor with no shirt on. He reaches into his suitcase and grabs what he thinks is a shirt. After realising that there's nowhere to put his head after pulling a pair of jeans on his arm, Shinobi and I laugh our arses off and help him out.

Dragging him out to the front yard, Grumble gets in the taxi and we instruct the cabbie as to his flight details. Shinobi and I go back to sleep and wake up a few hours later with a bit of a hangover and a very "What the fuck happened with Grumble" mood in the air. Over the next few days, I found much of Grumble's stuff strewn throughout my house. Shirts, tea mug, pants, a beach towel and house keys to apartments in Florida and New York as well as a toiletries kit and his passport.

After hearing from Agonia that Grumble arrived safely, we informed him that a bunch of his shit got left behind. At this point, he's getting frantic about the essentials (passport and keys) and asks me to send them down to him. I do so and all is well, apart from the dilemma of the beach towel, clothes and mug. A lot of it is still somewhere in my house.

[Bostonmess]

How about posting a picture of the mug?

[Fuzzy Dice]

Originally posted by annie
Fuzzy_Dice = cute


awww.....dammit....now my head is swollen. stupid ego.

thnx tho *blushes like five shades of red*;)

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Out of all the pictures listed here I would say that Primary and GF are the best looking, but that's only because Utop hasn't posted yet :p

Thanks, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to tell you that that red headed lady below your name looks a bit skanky. I think you should really consider getting a new avatar, or perhaps even changing your hair colour. The big picture you posted looks good, why don't you shrink that and use it instead? I could smile when I see that picture, but when I see the current avatar I just see this horrible image of a skanky red-head chewing gum and screeching "fraaaaaaaaaaan".

The blue top looks nice though, so that has to count to the total compliments, right? How many more until I get my thread? Also, Utop, I'm pretty sure I didn't leave my passports behind, as I keep them in one container and if I left them then how did I get to Sydney?

EDIT: I lost another of my mugs too, when I left Melbourne. It was bigger and very solid than the one I left in Brisbane, and I lost it pretty much the same way as I lost the Brisbane one (getting smashed and forgetting to pack it).

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
I could smile when I see that picture, but when I see the current avatar I just see this horrible image of a skanky red-head chewing gum and screeching "fraaaaaaaaaaan".

Okay, fine. I changed it, is that better? You better be grateful, I dug around for twenty minutes looking for a picture of me with that blue shirt on.

Attached is the larger picture of my avatar.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Attached is the larger picture of my avatar.

Mmmmmmm, avatar.

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Attached is the larger picture of my avatar.

Freak! :D

[Moga2]

ill post one when i get home, curtisy of my new digicam :) im in the city at the moment, i have no idea when im going home though so you may have to wait for awhile.

[utopian]

Grumble, Dollpartz looks stunning as a red-head. You did leave your passport behind, it was with those keys. I found that bag of your clothes (and the beach towel) when cleaning up my room today. What do you want me to do with the towel?

[Grumblefish]

I guess if you ever bump into Amber you could give it to her, unless you want to hang it up or something and sing the US anthem while staring at it.

EDIT: Also to whoever said you don't need a passport to catch a domestic flight, that is a load of crap. If your domestic flight is part of a larger overall flight, they sometimes require it of you. I had to show my passport to go from Cairns to Brisbane before I boarded the flight, as I had just arrived from China. It was technically domestic, so there.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Okay, fine. I changed it, is that better? You better be grateful, I dug around for twenty minutes looking for a picture of me with that blue shirt on.

Attached is the larger picture of my avatar.

Yes, it's better, you actually look quite nice as a red head there. The other photo really was horrible, so you should be happy I got you to change it! People will see you're not a skanky tart now!

How many compliments to go before my thread?

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
People will see you're not a skanky tart now!

I have associated with many a skanky tart in my day (I seem to have gone to school with a disproportionately high number) and I can state with complete certainty that Dollputz is anything but.
I think i've got a crush. ;)

*blushes charmingly*

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Scythe
I can state with complete certainty that Dollputz is anything but.

You wouldn't of thought that from her original avatar. I did her a great service by telling her to change it.

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Scythe
Dollputz is anything but.

Try telling that to Utop! :(

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
You wouldn't of thought that from her original avatar. I did her a great service by telling her to change it.

Yup, thanks. I like this avatar more too, albeit, I think it looks a bit "cliche".

[Grumblefish]

Seeing as this is my thread, I'm changing its course.

I just found the download for Haddaway's "what is love". I can't believe I managed to find this song (sans Kazaa or some other stupid program), it is the best gimmick song ever. Or at least it is until I find that darn Tom Jones song that goes "if only I had known what I could do, make you make you love me, etc etc". I bought a Tom Jones CD, but it didn't have that song on it. Woe is me.

There is something oddly appealing about the sentence "what is love (baby don't hurt me)?"


Okay, someone else state their favourite old song that is so ridiculous that it makes you laugh and want to put it on repeat for the next five thousand rounds. I'm going off in search of a beegees song so I can feel that my voice is manly and strong.

[DrDivad]

how hard is it to spell 'bastard'

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Yup, thanks. I like this avatar more too, albeit, I think it looks a bit "cliche".

Yeh, it looks like something off of the bold and the beautiful, and you know those tarts put on about twenty times more make-up than they should.

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
Yeh, it looks like something off of the bold and the beautiful, and you know those tarts put on about twenty times more make-up than they should.

Hahahaha, you are painfully harsh!

The pictures of me with a blue shirt on are actually for my modeling portfolio where my agent hired a makeup artist who shoves on pound after pound of makeup as to not show up any imperfections for the camera.

I actually have more pictures wearing more makeup, but alas, those are only for decoration in my closet.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Hahahaha, you are painfully harsh!

When you're hot like Tom Jones, you can afford to be harsh.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
I actually have more pictures wearing more makeup, but alas, those are only for decoration in my closet.

Why on earth would you have more make-up on your face? Your face isn't a cake, you're not supposed to put a double layer of icing and then get out the syrup gun and line your eyes and lips. It looks foul, especially when it is a hot day and the lady is melting, and you can't help but be disgusted when you get near a woman with too much make-up on.

Conservative application is the buzz word for today's fashion!

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
Tom Jones

Is that hot oil on his curly body hair? Whooosh.

[Dollputz]

Conservative application is the buzz word for today's fashion!

It's because I don't wear make up every day so I absolutely stink at putting it on myself.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
When you're hot like Tom Jones, you can afford to be harsh.

Yeah, you know you're tough when you can hang from a roof with nothing but a rope tied to your own chest hair. :D

Oh, and as for the song, it would have to be the oiginal hampsterdance song (before they did the crappy techno remix)

http://www.hampsterdance.com/

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Is that hot oil on his curly body hair? Whooosh.

He has both style and class. A good role model for all men, no matter what their race or creed.

It's because I don't wear make up every day so I absolutely stink at putting it on myself.

If you look good without make-up, then why bother with it at all? If you're incapable of applying it properly, there is no point in making yourself ugly for the sake of wearing make-up.

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
If you look good without make-up, then why bother with it at all? If you're incapable of applying it properly, there is no point in making yourself ugly for the sake of wearing make-up. [/B]

Okay, I will agree with you, but there are some places where it is obligatory to wear make up (fancy restaurants etc).

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Okay, I will agree with you, but there are some places where it is obligatory to wear make up (fancy restaurants etc).

You're a girl though, so you must be able to do a little bit of make-up work. It's in your genes, it's an inescapable part of being a woman! Just use something that doesn't change your appearance too much. Posh ladies have posh nose powderers for posh restaurants. Maybe you could follow suit.

Just tell me that you never, ever get one of those pencil things and trace around the border of your lips. That is quite frankly the nastiest bit of make-up I've ever seen, there is nothing more revolting than a woman with a line of make-up running the perimeter of her lips.

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
Just use something that doesn't change your appearance too much. Posh ladies have posh nose powderers for posh restaurants. Maybe you could follow suit.


Meh, it isn't worth the bother to learn the art of makeup. I'm going to continue to have my friends do my make up for me if I'm going out somewhere fancy.

Just tell me that you never, ever get one of those pencil things and trace around the border of your lips.

No, never done that. I think the wing eyed look is more disgusting though. That is when girls use liquid eyeliner and extend it way out out of the corner of their eyes.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
No, never done that. I think the wing eyed look is more disgusting though. That is when girls use liquid eyeliner and extend it way out out of the corner of their eyes.

That can be pretty disgraceful too, especially when they colour in their eyelids as well. It makes them look like that blind guy from star treck who wore the metal thing around his head. Who was that guy, anyway?

[pleed]

this is an oldie of me.

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by pleed
this is an oldie of me.

You had a moustache? :D

[utopian]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Try telling that to Utop! :(
What? Since when did I think of you as a tart. Even if I did, that would've been absolutely ages ago, before we started talking. Oh, where's my letter? :mad:

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by utopian
What? Since when did I think of you as a tart. Even if I did, that would've been absolutely ages ago, before we started talking.


No, but you've called me a skank before, which, as well all know is utter rubbish. :cool:

Oh, where's my letter? :mad:

Be patient! I'm still writing it.

[utopian]

That avatar's a little better, but I've got a better shot of you. ;)

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by utopian
That avatar's a little better

Thanks.

but I've got a better shot of you. ;)

Go back to FYAG.

[Bifrost]

Taken last night, just after 10 hours of gaming @ the clga LAN (yes, of course I went dressed like that!) :D

http://bifrost.homeip.net/images/LANOutfit02.jpg

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Go back to FYAG.

It's FYAD, and you ripped me off. Where's my thread about how cool I am? I work for a debt collection agency for god's sake, you'd think I'd be able to get my thread made on schedule.

[utopian]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Go back to FYAG.
b& for homegrown :(

[Goat Boy]

http://www.lvgsc.org/images/Girl%20S1.jpg

[kré]

Originally posted by Goat Boy
http://www.lvgsc.org/images/Girl%20S1.jpg

http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/slap.gif

this is a thread for pictures of yourself.

this (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9800) is a thread for pictures of random stuff.

[Bostonmess]

Here's a more Photochop friendly one of me :)

[King_Crud]

Originally posted by Bifrost
Taken last night, just after 10 hours of gaming @ the clga LAN (yes, of course I went dressed like that!) :D


I'd hit it

[beowulf437]

Bifrost not to say you didn't look good (even after 10 hours of LAN) but have you ever considered being a redhead.

I really think that a red wig would have set that outfit off just a little more. Then again you would have probably had more guys hitting on you.

You have a situation most girls would kill for, the ability to change your hair colour/style to match your outfit. I feel you should explore taking advantage of that.

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by Drakin
35 pictures in 121 posts on a picture thread....

Shame on you all.

there's no way that is YOU! born in 76 and looks like 50?

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by Bostonmess
Here's a more Photochop friendly one of me :)

If I didn't want some before

I damn sure do now:D
(shit, spank me daddy!)



Bifrost, NICE picture. You look better than some girls I know!
For sure! But you weren't going for men were you?

[ShadowNemesis]

I was going to post a pic, but the only one I can find is about 3yrs old. So nah:p

[Bifrost]

Not this week...

No, no...I make a point of making life as difficult as possible for myself...So I am a man, dressed as a woman, trying to attract women... ;)

Well, I'm not actually trying to attract women (how could you tell?)...I have a long-term girlfriend and going out to pull chix0rz just would not be cool...And I'm not trying to attract dude(z0rz?) either, but I do love the attention...From whomever I get it... :D

Oh and Nan - that pic is Derryn Hinch...He was like this pseudo-famous talkback intellectual over here a few years back...Now he spends his time inviting drop-dead gorgeous Russin polevaulters to Australia so that they can live with him, become citizens and represent Australia at the Olympics... :rolleyes:

And Beo - Thanks, yes I have considered going redhead (Mainly because I dig redheads best :D), but at $150+ for each and every wig, I've been holding off...Maybe I'll get one for next years Mardi Gras...That would be nice...But it'll still be $150+...

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Nandragon
there's no way that is YOU! born in 76 and looks like 50?

That's a picture of Derryn Hinch, genius.

[pleed]

Originally posted by Nandragon
there's no way that is YOU! born in 76 and looks like 50?

Shame Shame Shame.

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by Nandragon
If I didn't want some before

I damn sure do now:D
(shit, spank me daddy!)


Phwoooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :D

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Drakin
Picture thread (New, updated version)!

This is the subject... not very specific.
It could be thought that this is a new thread started in response to the post in the random picture thread asking for the links to be updated/removed.

Meh!

Try reading the first post, you dolt.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Drakin
Cant get past the fugly picture :D

There are no pictures before the first post, champ. Try reading the material you're criticising next time you want to open your borish mouth.

EDIT: Why are there so many idiots congregating on this site? Is this forum some sort of idiot magnet that forces morons to register and post the most ignorant and annoying remarks that they can come up with? For Pete's sake, the member's list needs a good, hard purging. As far as I know, there's no competition running to see who can splutter out the most inane and poorly thought out drivel.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Drakin

Ambiguous thread, no attempt to remedy, shit load of rambling. Not many pictures....

Thread rating.... Crapppo!

Barely literate new guy, no manners or comprehension skills, and a load of base insults that hardly make sense.

User rating.... Crapppo! Goodnight, and hopefully I won't see your name on the member's list tomorrow! Wow!

[kré]

Originally posted by Drakin
See wound way too tight.

BTW i dont understand grumble, how is registered in aug 2001, after coming from the old site before TNG makes me a new person?

And for the record i havent insulted you once, made comment on the thread sure.

You started insulting people not me. "Try reading the first post, you dolt."

Dude, take a breath and chill out this is only a website.

STFU NOOB!

and yes, i registered 3 days before you, so THERE :p :p :p

[pleed]

I think cray has won the Picture Thread battles.

To break trend I will post a pic in the picture thread. (**SHOCK HORROR**)

http://www.wrestlingzone.ru/images/moviehulk2.jpg

[Wolfette13]

Technically I think you have to Die first then go to Hell. I'm guessing here though.

[Dollputz]

I bow before thee oh lord of the emoticon!

Everybody rate this thread a 5 :cool:

[SamBo]

thread ratings are for attention whores

[Dollputz]

Originally posted by SamBo
thread ratings are for attention whores

lol yah 2 tru.


Shut the fuck up, Sambo.

[BtrFly]

Geez Bifrost... you certainly scrub up well after 10 hours of gaming!

I would have seen you what 3-4 hrs into it... So my hats off to you!

btw - you make a very good looking woman, i must wonder, is your gf jealous of all the attention you get?

[SamBo]

Originally posted by Dollputz
lol yah 2 tru.


Shut the fuck up, Sambo.

Speaking of attention whores.....

:p

[Bifrost]

Nah...She's not a complete attention whore like me...She's comfortable with who she is... :)

[Nandragon]

Am I supposed to know who this Hence guy is?

clue me in in 5 short sentences.:p

[Grumblefish]

Hey, who removed all the new guys posts? As far as how to be a new guy is concerned, if I was contributing posts before you, you'll probably be called a new guy by me, new guy.

[utopian]

Grumblefish, you smelly 02-84 newbie, go back to lurking.

Voted Chewbacca.

[kré]

it's good to see all these relevant random pictures being posted in the correct thread :) (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9800)

[utopian]

You really have no idea what this thread is about, do you? Read the first post.

[Bifrost]

Indeed...I think perhaps the title was a little too close to the other "random" one and has lead to confusion...

From what I can gather, this thread is about pictures of ZGeekers themselves, rather than random amusing shite...

Am I wrong??

[Wolfette13]

If I can figure out how to post a picture this one is my tattoo.

[Wolfette13]

and this one is me a few years ago.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Bifrost
Indeed...I think perhaps the title was a little too close to the other "random" one and has lead to confusion...

From what I can gather, this thread is about pictures of ZGeekers themselves, rather than random amusing shite...

Am I wrong??


Who's to say that wasn't a picture of me? I could be a very angry child prodigy!

But, since you insist, here you go. (Please keep all laughter to an acceptable minimum)


Edit: I realised I looked like a snooty git in the first picture, so here's another one instead.

[beowulf437]

Ah wolfette the tattoo brings back memories.

Of you wondering around in your bra trying to figure out how to put on your shirt and where the hell was the coffee.

[thuvia]

The coffee was usually where one of you had left it.
And you always left me cold when you both got out of bed........cover hogs, the both of you, harumph !

[sperm]

Originally posted by Wolfette13
If I can figure out how to post a picture this one is my tattoo.

Do we play guess where it is now ? (beo is disqualified tho)

my guess is on your right shoulder blade ....

[ShadowNemesis]

This was taken a few years ago. I don't think I have changed a lot, maybe just the hair......

[hazza]

uhh

[Quoka]

Guess this sorta looks like me

[Kyle]

Yeah this is me.....I know i look 14 but I'm 19 years old.....be easy on my young soul....
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/tired.jpg

[Wolfette13]

Originally posted by sperm
Do we play guess where it is now ? (beo is disqualified tho)

my guess is on your right shoulder blade ....



Sperm, impressive that you know a woman's body so well just from one picture. Is this from hands on experience or just a lucky guess???

[Wolfette13]

Originally posted by thuvia
The coffee was usually where one of you had left it.
And you always left me cold when you both got out of bed........cover hogs, the both of you, harumph !



I never once took all the covers, besides didn't we always warm you up later? <kisskiss>

[iaidoka]

this is the most recent photo i could find, all the rest are over a year out of date (people dont like to take pictures of the ugly ones!) and its pretty damn crappy! my face is a blur! no wait, thats probably for the best.. you people dont want to throw up over your keyboards, yes?

mid june, me on the left grinning like an idiot because i had won my division at kendo tournament.

[sperm]

Originally posted by Wolfette13
Sperm, impressive that you know a woman's body so well just from one picture. Is this from hands on experience or just a lucky guess???

Bah, not enough experience here and certainly not lucky. It's from studying a disappriopiate amount of pr0n :D

[Bifrost]

Originally posted by iaidoka
mid june, me on the left grinning like an idiot because i had won my division at kendo tournament.
Anata no kendo wa joozu desu yo!

kendo dojo wa doko desu ka?

[Nandragon]

Quoka....don't ya just want to scratch his chiny chin chin!

Kyle....*wolf whistles* cutie pie!

Shadow and Wolf...if we were close we'd have to do the chippendales thing togehter! :p

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by Bifrost
Anata no kendo wa joozu desu yo!

kendo dojo wa doko desu ka?


iie, watashi wa kendo ga joozu ja arimasen.

watashi wa mada go kyu desu. =(



Blackburn,
Burwood
Brandon Park (photo taken at this one)
Ferntree Gully and
Prahan

for more info on the locations if your interested,
http://www.kendo.com.au/club_directory.htm

[King_Crud]

Here's a lame shot of me playing golf, about as good as i've got at the moment

[Grumblefish]

You look like Bruce Willis from the Jackal.

[King_Crud]

Originally posted by Grumblefish
You look like Bruce Willis from the Jackal.

Yeah, and i used to shag Demi Moore

I only just noticed, my mate Dan on the right handside is having a bit of a squirrell grip. I'm that good at golf that i get people all excited and they start going for the fiddle and giggle

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Quoka....don't ya just want to scratch his chiny chin chin!

Kyle....*wolf whistles* cutie pie!

Shadow and Wolf...if we were close we'd have to do the chippendales thing togehter! :p

;) Been there done it and welllllll will never speak of it again:D

But I never said I wouldn't do it again:p

[Nandragon]

Been there and done what?

chippendales
Quoka
or kyle?:p

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Quoka....don't ya just want to scratch his chiny chin chin!

Kyle....*wolf whistles* cutie pie!

Shadow and Wolf ...if we were close we'd have to do the chippendales thing togehter! :p


HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Been there and done what?

chippendales
Quoka
or kyle?:p

The stripper thing.....Long long time ago;)

But yeah, I can see how scratching Quoka's chin appeals:p

[Nandragon]

Sorry Wolf, I meant Wolfette

old age rearing it's head...senality:p

I've never stripped. Not on stage with a pole anyway.
But have seen many, men and women...

Chippendales, male strippers...about utop and hazza's age!:p

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Sorry Wolf, I meant Wolfette

old age rearing it's head...senality:p

I've never stripped. Not on stage with a pole anyway.
But have seen many, men and women...

Chippendales, male strippers...about utop and hazza's age!:p

Chippendales/Manpower/Aussie Storm.......Jamie Durie was a hottie when he used to strip, and still is even with his clothes on:D

[Kyle]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Been there and done what?

chippendales
Quoka
or kyle?:p

hehe, that's beautiful...btw thanks Nan for the compliment =)

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Been there and done what?

chippendales
Quoka
or kyle?:p

Kyle, may be just a tad under my age barrier. After all, he is just over a year older than my daughter.................:(

Now I feel really old:(

[annie]

i gotta agree with nandragon - kyle is a spunk :P

[sperm]

Originally posted by annie
i gotta agree with nandragon - kyle is a spunk :P

isnt kyle the one with the avatar that looks like cosmo kramer from seinfield ?

[Kyle]

Originally posted by sperm
isnt kyle the one with the avatar that looks like cosmo kramer from seinfield ?

Lol my avatar is me, I guess i could kinda look like Kramer, but my real pic shows i look nothing like the man =) btw thanks Annie!

[Quoka]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Quoka....don't ya just want to scratch his chiny chin chin! Originally posted by ShadowNemesis
I can see how scratching Quoka's chin appeals:p

Why thankyou ladies. I always purr like a kitty cat when I get a scratch under the chin. :D Although I'm not 100% sure if i'm being complimented or called a little pig. ;) I'll take the compliment.

I'd been travelling for a couple of months when that was taken, so my goatie is a just a wee tad more wild than normal. Guess I should try and find a recent pic of me.

P.S. your holding out on us Nan... I'm sure there some pics of you here somewhere, but make life easy for us newbs.

[sperm]

Quoka, heres a pic nan has posted to the forums before ...

as ive often thought, she looks like such a wholesome type its misleading !!

[Quoka]

Originally posted by sperm
as ive often thought, she looks like such a wholesome type its misleading !!

If I hadn't read her posts I'd be fooled too :D

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by Quoka
If I hadn't read her posts I'd be fooled too :D

Yep I have to agree with Nan and Annie that Kyle is good looking.

Yep, it's often the sweet and innocent looking ones that are most trouble.

[Wolfette13]

It really is no trouble at all if the fringe benefits are worth it aye?
I loved the chippendales, best show I've ever been taken too for my birthday, talk about drooling like a big Wolfette...yikes.
Kyle is a definite cutie and he is between the age of my children so even though I feel a bit older, he is still LEGAL.
I must admit I'd not hesitate to scratch Quoka's chin either. I've been there done that with Beo (scratching his chin that is) y'all should try it if you ever get the chance. I'd check with Thuvia first though, she is pretty good at sharing most of the time <kisskiss>
Mooutlaw is a cutie as well and Nil8tor is a young one but a definite dollbabbee as well. Sheesh, so many men to look at so little time. <wondering if ZGEEK provides scratch & sniff capabilities>. More pictures please.

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by Wolfette13
It really is no trouble at all if the fringe benefits are worth it aye?
I loved the chippendales, best show I've ever been taken too for my birthday, talk about drooling like a big Wolfette...yikes.
Kyle is a definite cutie and he is between the age of my children so even though I feel a bit older, he is still LEGAL.
I must admit I'd not hesitate to scratch Quoka's chin either. I've been there done that with Beo (scratching his chin that is) y'all should try it if you ever get the chance. I'd check with Thuvia first though, she is pretty good at sharing most of the time <kisskiss>
Mooutlaw is a cutie as well and Nil8tor is a young one but a definite dollbabbee as well. Sheesh, so many men to look at so little time. <wondering if ZGEEK provides scratch & sniff capabilities>. More pictures please.

Hmmm "scratch & sniff", it would have it's bad points as well as it's excellent points. I would have to wear my fave perfume all the time then;)

[Wolfette13]

I bet your natural scent is good without the manufactured stuff.
Beowulf is very good at knowing who is around him even if he cannot see them. He knows his wife and I from our natural scent.
I'm betting he could pick us out of a room full of women when he has a blindfold on.

[sperm]

<likes these convos between women rating the men as if they were piece of meat !

You mean girls actually talk like they do in 'sex in the city' ? :eek:

btw - somehow i thought wolfette was jailbait ???

Pics?? you should have seen the thread with the wangs of dooom then !!

[Wolfette13]

Sperm darling, I haven't been jail bait for a very long time. I'll take that as a compliment though. It seems the "13" behind my name is a point of confusion at times.

[Kyle]

hey I like being rated like a piece of meat.....i was expecting an onslaught of exploding retinas or something, so the outcome was better than i was anticipating =)

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by Kyle
hey I like being rated like a piece of meat.....i was expecting an onslaught of exploding retinas or something, so the outcome was better than i was anticipating =)

What would make you think that the outcome would be less than favourable?:confused:

[Kyle]

Originally posted by ShadowNemesis
What would make you think that the outcome would be less than favourable?:confused:

Ahh...well i was just messing around about the exploding retinas bit, i just didnt expect so much positive =)

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Kyle
Ahh...well i was just messing around about the exploding retinas bit, i just didnt expect so much positive =)


Hey don't complain, at least people said something positive about your picture. Any publicity is good publicity. :)

[Kyle]

Originally posted by Scythe
Hey don't complain, at least people said something positive about your picture. Any publicity is good publicity. :)

Oh i'm not complaining at all, i'm lovin it =)

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Kyle
Oh i'm not complaining at all, i'm lovin it =)

No one said anything nice about me.

*wanders into corner to sulk* :D

[BtrFly]

hrm... this is me.... please be nice :)

btw - my looks rnt deceiving at all, i am a nice and innocent one ;)

[sperm]

btrfly looks _nice_

shame whenever i try to picture her nekkid sambo is neekid along side her tho :p

[Kyle]

Originally posted by Scythe
No one said anything nice about me.

*wanders into corner to sulk* :D

Scythe if I were a woman or homosexual I would ravage you....what a sexy beast....haha

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by Scythe
No one said anything nice about me.

*wanders into corner to sulk* :D

In my daughters own words "And how old did you say he was mum?"

I said "He is a cutie and reminds me of someone I know:D "

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Kyle
Scythe if I were a woman or homosexual I would ravage you....what a sexy beast....haha


I'm touched. Really. :D

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by sperm
btrfly looks _nice_

shame whenever i try to picture her nekkid sambo is neekid along side her tho :p

hmmm that would be disturbing... which one are you more interested in, me or SamBo????? :p

[SamBo]

Originally posted by sperm
btrfly looks _nice_

shame whenever i try to picture her nekkid sambo is neekid along side her tho :p

hey, I am deeeeaaaad sexay!
Wait a sec, stop fantasizing about my woman or else I might have to get all ninja on y0 ass!

[sperm]

Originally posted by SamBo
hey, I am deeeeaaaad sexay!

i cant forget when you used to have a picture in your sig, something like "im a silly boy"

do you still have it somewhere ?

[SamBo]

Originally posted by sperm
i cant forget when you used to have a picture in your sig, something like "im a silly boy"

do you still have it somewhere ?

sure do:

[BtrFly]

OMG i am going to go run and hide now.... that was just way too shocking....:eek:

[pliskin]

i suggest a pic of sambo and btrfly together be posted .
not sure if sambo is taking after bifrosts or not!

[BtrFly]

errr.... righto then.... are you insulting me there??? if you are i am gonna whoop ur ass!

[SamBo]

Originally posted by pliskin
i suggest a pic of sambo and btrfly together be posted .
not sure if sambo is taking after bifrosts or not!

This can be arranged... however, i am not quite sure what you're insinuating with that comment....

[pliskin]

just havn a giggle at your xpense sambo!!!!
hope u and btrfly are happy together!
the more sydney siders corrupted by zgeek , the better i say!

[boozer]

bit more cleanly shaven these days

moi (http://www.zgeek.com/gallery/uploads/boozer)

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by boozer
bit more cleanly shaven these days

moi (http://www.zgeek.com/gallery/uploads/boozer)

:rolleyes:

where you wearing your wife beater shirt that day?:p

[primary]

boozy the clown?

[Nandragon]

Sperm! you norti boy!

I was waiting till I got the boobage shots developed!
Just for posting that pic...I've been told recently it makes me look older than I really am! And there's no boobabe in it! Shel doesn't even look like that anymore!

*goes to look for Scythe's pic*

[boozer]

Originally posted by primary
boozy the clown?

whiskey style

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by Scythe
Who's to say that wasn't a picture of me? I could be a very angry child prodigy!

But, since you insist, here you go. (Please keep all laughter to an acceptable minimum)


Edit: I realised I looked like a snooty git in the first picture, so here's another one instead.

reminds me of someone I've seen on web cam!:p

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Nandragon
reminds me of someone I've seen on web cam!:p


Since i don't actually have a cam , i consider this an unlikely possibility.

Unless someone's been filming me without my knowledge or consent. *hunches over and peers around*

:D

[geggle]

Originally posted by Nandragon
I've been told recently it makes me look older than I really am! Hmm... the picture reminds me of my old speech and drama teacher.... now that's scary!

[Nandragon]

Me? a speech teacher! BBBbbbahahahahhahaha!
really geggle!
Drama teacher yes, speech...no.

*repositions the hidden camera in Scythes room*

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Nandragon
*repositions the hidden camera in Scythes room*

Aha! I knew it! All my paranoid fantasies have been vindicated!

:D

[johny_roberts]

Yall ugly bastards except my new love Dollputz... lol just kidding

Well here is a pic I call "toasting this fine room"

...and yes it is me... damm mighty fine hangover the next day i'll add that.

[DrDivad]

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/Cabora_Royale.jpg

[Scythe]

If that's what you look like, i'm guessing you don't have a high typing speed, Divad. :)

[Fuzzy Dice]

BORING. Less talk, more picture. What part of picture thread to you ass-monkeys fail to comprehend? (wait....this isn't the flaming thread...oops)

Less banana more photo. damn straight.

Fuzzy deuce ex:

[Fuzzy Dice]

there IS one thing that's been bugging me since before i decided to grow a big brass pair and post my opinions.....Sambo......i need to know, what's with the mayo?

[C0V3R]

For a limited time only....

http://members.optushome.com.au/c0v3r/12345.jpg

[dmso12]

Originally posted by pliskin
the pic of movis on the right, looks like the character " riffraff " from the "rocky horror picture show"

My GOD - it's John Carmack's twin !

[dmso12]

Originally posted by pliskin
the pic of movis on the right, looks like the character " riffraff " from the "rocky horror picture show"

My GOD - it's John Carmack's twin !

[oscar]

Nice photo. I agree with Dollputz..very cute. :)

[BtrFly]

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
there IS one thing that's been bugging me since before i decided to grow a big brass pair and post my opinions.....Sambo......i need to know, what's with the mayo?

Not even i know fuzzy - well it was explained, but i think i came in too late for the joke so.... And i am going out with him so....

[SamBo]

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
there IS one thing that's been bugging me since before i decided to grow a big brass pair and post my opinions.....Sambo......i need to know, what's with the mayo?

I could tell you, but then you'd want to kill yourself... :p

Here is a shocking picture to, erm, shock you, and stuff:

[Kyle]

I have tons n Tons of pictures...hmmm lemme try to revive this thread....here is a really recent one.....

[Kyle]

Originally posted by SamBo
Here is a shocking picture to, erm, shock you, and stuff:

that might be one of the scariest/sexiest pictures i've seen in a long time....uhm and here is a pic of me thats NOT on my webcam...it's at my friends work..the title is "Oops, I've dropped a peanut"

[Nandragon]

methinks that if Kyle was a girl.....there'd be boobies there instead of his bootie!

Kyle as we say in the tv business is getting "face" time!:D



and yes hon, ur a sweet young thing. Being the lecherous old woman that I am, I could prob go to jail for corrupting your sweet cheeks!
LMAO:p

[Kyle]

Cheek time is a good thing :D

[SamBo]

Here is me looking all hella tough and matrix-like....

[Lina]

Pic of me, 30 minutes ago in a WIP meeting

[Jen]

I don't remember if I posted a picture... and I'm too lazy to look... but anyway

[Kyle]

Originally posted by superseksiwoman
I don't remember if I posted a picture... and I'm too lazy to look... but anyway

Super Seksi!

[Up_All_Night]

congrats superseksi woman you'r cute

[Cassa]

Taken 10 minutes ago

[imp]

Webcam shot ahoy

[kré]

this thread is getting better by the minute http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/turbowack.gif

[7sean2]

Originally posted by Dollputz
Thank you :).

9 more compliments and I'll make you a thread dedicated to how cool you are ;):p

Stunning Dollputz!! I always appreciate a beautiful looking woman and a lovely smile.....What you doing later? I like "cookies" with my milk at night!!!!! LOL..............x

[7sean2]

Originally posted by Bostonmess
How about posting a picture of the mug?

Nice one Bostonmess!!! LMFAO..............

[Andreb]

Here's one of me from earlier in the year....

[Scythe]

Originally posted by cray
this thread is getting better by the minute http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/turbowack.gif


Down boy. :)

[7sean2]

Me on the "lash" a few weeks ago in the "british heatwave",it's been pissing down since then.......

[7sean2]

That fucking horseshoe is still on my head now!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO...

[Bostonmess]

You look like a fooking Horsetralian. :D

[7sean2]

Originally posted by Bostonmess
You look like a fooking Horsetralian. :D

Hey Bostonmess i'll take that as a "Farking compliment"....

p.s. Thanks for Harry Kewell he scored a belter yesterday!!!!!!!!!
LOL..

[Bostonmess]

It's ok, it's good to get rid of the shit wanka. :D