What NOT to do when dating....

[Nandragon]

Don't...

...talk to imaginary friends or yourself
...tell your date "you make me the happiest I've evar been" (on the 3rd date)
...ask your date to meet ur mom in the first week
....give your date ur check book register to find out why ur broke
...invite ur date to ur house when u have 3 other ppl sleeping in the living room
...try to sell them whatever it is your selling at the time.
...tell ur date ur homeless. (shit, if ur homeless u shouldn't be dating!)
...beg...for anything!
....tell ur date that ur insurance settlement will be in soon. and ur back should be better....(you shouldn't be dating either!)
...show ur date ur house which lacks floors, toliets and furnature!
...show up drunk for a date
...NEVER take an ax or a chainsaw on a date!
...girls, never pay for your food on the first date, he'll think YOU'll do it everytime!
...NEVER wear you're pimp daddy suit in the first couple of months
...Never ask for sexual favors for your friends

I reserve the right to add on as I see fit!

any advice from the peanut gallery?

[no_dice]

yeah, start looking in different places for your dates!

[flounder]

Get some Capsicum spray.

[Nandragon]

WTF does one look?

I've limited number of friends.
What do you think I'd find in a bar?!!

and the internet SUCKS.

[no_dice]

did all these things actually happen to you?

[Movius]

Remember, axes and romance don't mix.

[thuvia]

Dont

....take a younger sibling and/or your child on your first date
....change your mind at the last minute, and take your date hiking instead of to dinner and the show(hiking in high heels CAN be dangerous)
....whine about your previous g/f, ex's, or your ex in-laws
....come to pick up your date WITH your old g/f
....when out with your date, cringe and duck into the bathroom, explaining later that you saw one of your "psycho" exes

[Foxfire]

*blinks*

Don't talk to imaginary people?

Shit...

that's what I've been doing wrong...

Do walls count?

yes... yes they probably do.

Shit...

Keep em coming....

*looks a little worried and takes some notes*

[Nandragon]

all but the chainsaw. After seeing the ax I asked him where the body bag was.

Good additions Thuvia!

My favorite is my back is killing me. I have 2 slipped disks.
Never tell ur date u have 5 kids either.
Never tell ur girlfriend their daughter is a manipulative little bitch, just cause ur daughter calls the police on YOU.

[Moga2]

nah Foxfire i think the thing that you've been doing wrong is the insistance that all female's have to wear kitty ear's and tails, and wear plaid skirts. :p

[Foxfire]

Moga...

How is askign them to do that wrong?

It's just so... so... right...

Not to mention seckshy :p

I'm guessing that chasing them with my pants around my ankles when they actually do this is also wrong too?

[Nandragon]

On the first date,

yes

[Scythe]

do not....

...do and comic double-take when she orders and say 'do you really think that's a good idea, considering your figure?'

...take her to an S&M club for your first date (unless that was the agreed-upon plan:) )

...wear anything made out of tweed. Ever.

[Foxfire]

Originally posted by Scythe


...wear anything made out of tweed. Ever.

But... but... but... tweed is better than kevlar. *bonus points if you get the quote*

Plus it's so stylish.... :p

[Sodapop]

A good DONT is...


-->dont take advice on what not to do on dates from others, because when you eventually slip up and be yourself... there will be no bling-bling in bed for you.

Nandragon, may i recomend going to 80's nights. Its not quite a bar, not quite a club...oh and the 80's tunes get everyone into the "blue-light-disco-lets-pash-to-guns-and-roses" type of mood. Excellent.

[Scumbag]

...show up drunk for a date Ive done it before, and I got lucky :D

[Al]

I'm yet to actually take a girl on a 'date', or ask a girl out for that matter. Hmmmm...

Taking a girl out for dinner once the relationship started is a different story ;)

... expect a girl to pay for any of the dinner.
... skimp on wine or anything like that (let the girl choose if she has class)
... date a stupid person

I feel like I missed out with my current gf. A few kisses and a shag and we were a couple, weird stuff...

[Fuzzy Dice]

Laugh while having sex.

[Al]

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
Laugh while having sex.

At the funny sex noises? Yeah that's fucking annoying.

My friends gf started singing the hokey pokey and wondered why he got annoyed...

[Buffy]

hahahaha, the hokey pokey, now *thats* fucked up
I saw stealing harvard the other night, hehe, the girl that cries everytime shes having sex cracked me up! Was quite a good flick really..
anyways, what not to do, hmmm
Don't take a girlfriend somewhere, then leave saying you have to drive another girl home... cause that really sucks :(

I can't think of anything else really... I'm not one of those 'dating' girls... If I like someone, we pash, we cuddle, then later have sex and take it from there.. is that bad?
Dating seems like a waste of time and money to me, I mean we're both there for the shaggin' lets get on with it :D :p

[Jen]

Let your best friend hang all over you and smack your ass with your girlfriend standing 2 ft away.

[Buffy]

Originally posted by superseksiwoman
Let your best friend hang all over you and smack your ass with your girlfriend standing 2 ft away.

amen to that sister, why do guys sometimes forget you exist when another female friend is around, and worse yet, if you try and say 'hey i am feelin' a little left out here' apparently you are the one with the alien form of thinking because when friends are around girlfriends fade to the background.. Ive had guys like this in the past, and not for very long either ;)
But then if its a male friend, I'd be worried :p

[Al]

Originally posted by Buffy
Dating seems like a waste of time and money to me, I mean we're both there for the shaggin' lets get on with it :D :p

Cool, I was thinking maybe it was just me...

[Nandragon]

naw! if you guys and gals want to keep someone around...don't have sex on the first date.

Now, if you're not going to keep them around fark them silly!

And only show up drunk if you know they are going to be drunk.
No one with any sense wants a drunk for a significant other.

As for bars....
Met a girl this weekend that brought and talked to her stuffed monkey. LOL. I thought of monkey pumping all night :)
Finally went in the bathroom and shit everywhere and they threw the "monkey" out! :D

Then there was the girl at the karoke bar 110k hip huggers and her leopard thong hanging out:eek:

[dmso12]

she shat everywhere? Like on the walls and such?

[Nandragon]

I didn't care to look, however the bartender that cleaned it up said it was. No one used the bathroom the whole night.