Stupid stuff you've done when your bent.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Eveyones done it at some point in time, if they say otherwise then they are all liars. Everyone knows that Weed can make something totally inert seems extremely captivating and piss-your-pants funny hopefully at the same time, but when you go to explain it to someone when you/their straight, you get a look of bewilderment as to say, "don't worry mate, the men in white coats will be here to pick you up soon with a nice new jacket for ya!"

Post anything that you have found to be of high entertainment value whilst under the influence.

Here's mine :

The Game - Hanger Styles

How it came about :

Waaaaay back when, when friends didn't live over a 100 km's away from each other as the do today, me and two other friends were at a house, in my mates bedroom, lighting up a few doobies, when i picked up a coat hanger and proceeded to spin it on my finger (my finger was in the loop on the shoulder bits)

After a couple of minutes of getting bored i decided to put the hanger down as it was starting to annoy me, it hitting me in the head every couple of seconds. So i went to put it down, still spinning i might add, but it got caught on the end of my finger and managed to do some crazy spin-thingymabob in which it lost its balance around my finger and did some wobbly spin up my arm and onto my elbow (quite hard to explain but i'll digress)

My mates thought that it looked pretty "cool" as i managed to miss hitting my face a number of times with the hook part of the hanger. One of them grabbed it off me and decided to mess around with it, i was spinning it around his wrist and sorta did the same thing. I agreed that it indeed look pretty nuts when spinning at omse insane speeds around your arm and narrowly missing your eyes proved too tempting to give up.

So now were all sat there in a circle spinning this coathanger around so we dicide to make it a bit more intersting.

"lets start trying to pass it around without it hitting the ground." sez mate no.1, so we proceed, quite well actually.

After about 15 minutes of this, we realised that we were doing some pretty cool stuff, managing to keep it spinning while changing hands behind our backs, no look passes to each other and catching it continuing on the chain of hanger passing, changing the way that it spins with a sly finger placed in its path, ankle grabs, you name it we did it. We must have played like this for a good 2 hours, laughing our arse off all the way.

Then something happened. It broke, (it was plastic) about 5/6ths of the way across the bottom support, we contunued to play and found that it actually made the game better as it provided us with a lot more ability to doe tricks. That was until my mate did a no look pass to my mate who had moved and it went straight out the window and shattered on the ground, to which we said lets have some billies and that was the end of Hanger Styles round 1.

We played numerous times after.

After the first time we made a rule that anyone that smoked with us had to play. Our mates dad was rather good at it i must say.

It really does have to be seen/played to be believed.

[Yuru]

I was in the habit of going down to the local train bridge, squeezing underneath the girders so the cars were zooming along 20 feet below me and the occasional train would thunder past about 2 feet from my head above me, and getting hideously stoned.

I didn't know how horrendously dangerous cannabis and proximity to trains were in combination, till I nearly got hit.

[prize]

man you guys are wack.
and that's comin from a guy who just spent his summer vacation in the heart of amsterdam hehehe. i tell ya, getting bent on the finest charris and wondering the streets of the dam making fun of the prostitutes, checking out the assorted erotic and hashish museums and taking you girlfriend to a sex show where the girls play with bananna hehe is fun too.

[Yuru]

Wak? You've done nothing that any other naïve tourist in Amsterdam wouldn't do. Think of something original and come back when you've got the banana off your lips.

[prize]

man what i would give to be a naive tourist right about now. mmmmmmmmm hashish.

[Dollputz]

Bent? Wak? I think these words are more funny than your storys.

As for me, I must be a liar because I've never done weed.

[Fuzzy Dice]

Never tried, eh dollputz?
Don't feel so left out - i know lots of people who've never ganj'ed it up (mostly girls, actually). Personally I've only done it once without booze involved and we just hung out and one dude played bongos on an old paint can. :D

tried it a few times with alchy-hol involved and it didn't really seem to have a seperate effect from dem beers.

[beowulf437]

Me I'm allergic to pot. I can't even be in a room where it has been smoked recently (cough, wheeze, eyes swell shut).

I have this friend who had this great thing he'd do. He would sit around and smoke up 10-15 grams (pot was cheap in the 70's) get in his car and drive at high speed into something. In a 10 year period 1976-1986 he had 10 wrecks, totaled 4 cars, and had his face put back together twice (he also wouldn't wear a seatbelt).

[Nandragon]

Is this another pot thread or a thread for stupid misadventures?

How 'bout just under the influences...

2nd ex, 3 sheets to the wind, using a hole saw to drill a new spot on the dash for some kinda damn guage. I told him....
:o ......spent 12 hours in the emergency room.

same ex, 3 sheets to....trying to hook up a new electrical outlet. Didn't turn....ROFLMAO.....the power off! Ahahahahahaha
His hair stood on end for a week

same ex, 3 sheets to....grilling out, 2 whole chickens, 5lbs of potatoe salad, 2qtrs baked beans, 2 dozen cookies....victims of the munchies...he laid in bed for hours moaning, sobbing for "sooooome ooooonnnnne maaaake meeee feeeeel betttttteeeerrrrr"

stupid homophobic, redneck, son of a bitch.....

[no_dice]

Originally posted by beowulf437
I have this friend who had this great thing he'd do. He would sit around and smoke up 10-15 grams (pot was cheap in the 70's)

I'm no expert....but I've made 10-15 joints with 5 grams....so this guy would sit and smoke 30 joints? Am I just a lightweight?

[beowulf437]

This guy would smoke through about 120 grams a week. His little brother was busted for posession of over 1000 grams. At the time you could buy 1/8 a kilo for about $90 US. And them is some tiny joints.

edited for spelling

[thingy]

I remember hearing the story of a certain website owner [cough] who one night while bent err ... "cut the cheese". He went to the kitchen, opened a fresh block of cheese, and proceeded to cut it all into thin slices. Then walked off.

[Buffy]

We were making cheesy jaffles and he cut enough cheese for about 20 sandwhiches =P I forgot that when Pirate is stoned you can tell him to do something, but you also have to remember to tell him to stop doing it too :p

[Drakin]

Avoiding non threatening objects by making suprised ducking motions.

For example the number of times my brain has registered a shop sign several feet above my head as a potential threat and executed evasive maneuvers duck and weave whilst going "huh look out"

Normally this is followed by a small period of relief for having avoided said obstacle followed by a longer period of embarrasment as the realization sets in that there was no danger and all that happened was that i looked like a moron that suddenly had a epilectic fit at a shop sign.

[Holster]

climbing out the window of a moving car into the window of another car, learning to drive, umm, I am sure there is plenty more...but I just have to try to remember it :p

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Originally posted by Drakin
Avoiding non threatening objects by making suprised ducking motions.

For example the number of times my brain has registered a shop sign several feet above my head as a potential threat and executed evasive maneuvers duck and weave whilst going "huh look out"

Normally this is followed by a small period of relief for having avoided said obstacle followed by a longer period of embarrasment as the realization sets in that there was no danger and all that happened was that i looked like a moron that suddenly had a epilectic fit at a shop sign.

Hahahaha, the amount of times i have doen that are un-countable :D

Or like the time (see sunday just past) when we got the munchies and decided that between three of us we should get Oz's largest pizza for some food.

The thing doesn't fit through the door, you have to turn it to about 45 degrees to get it through. Easily a metre in diameter. *note to self dont eat that many jalepenos again....

[Pirate]

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
Personally I've only done it once without booze involved and we just hung out and one dude played bongos on an old paint can. :D

tried it a few times with alchy-hol involved and it didn't really seem to have a seperate effect from dem beers.

I have to say this to people because the "I tried it once and it did nothing for me" annoys me. Seriously if you want to give pot a go you need to do it at least twice and not just a few puffs on a spliff. Have a cone.. fuck off the tobacco and have it straight. Also DONT smoke the leaves.. they do nothing all the goodness is in the buds.. so next time "Ask for a bud".

Also DONT smoke and drink booze, they are both different highs and the booze will knock out the pot.

/rant

Anyway my best experience was with Buffalo and Sparks back in the "day". We all took some acid and watch Fear and Loathing in las vegas (as you do) a movie we had all see so many times.. but this time it took us 5 hours to do so because we finally "got" all the hidden references in the movie and had to stop to explain it to each other and discuss. It was a night of good conversations.

I have a hard time remembering what else we did but aparently at one point Spark's woman walked in and we where all sitting around in our underpants talking shit. Apparently we went dead quite when she came in and freaked her out.

The end of the night saw us all sitting in the local oval in each others closes and running away from the sun to find a nice warm dark spot where we could all come down and sleep.

This is just one of my stories.. I have had many adventures while in the alternative state.

BTW, yes I am guilty of the cheese cutting.. but everyone had good sandwiches!

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Hehehe, i remember when my mate had his first E a couple of months back. We were all at my place listening to music and ranting to each other and he picks up my stubby cooler which had written along it, "0 to idiot in 3 beers" He thought it was the best thing since sliced bread and continued to tell us about it for the next three hours.

:rolleyes:

[Foxfire]

Well I've only had pot a couple of times so nothing really rip roarius to share...

But playing quake 2 while stoned is ... amusing... Although if you can manage to hit anything with your cursor going all around the screen it's just luck :p

I spent three minutes just doing cirlces in one spot because the lighting was so pretty...

A bit later I was chasing my friend yelling at him to stop ducking and weaving and jumping.... then I blinked and realised he was just standing in the one spot laughing at me while I was doing crazy jumping and shooting shit trying to hit him.

[fastandbulbous]

Does anyone ever go round to their local shop for munchies, the shop where the old woman who's served you since you were young and innocent works, get to the counter and look through bleary eyes at the 16 packs of crisps, 3 giant bottles of juice, 2 microwave burgers, 5 mars bars, 1 pineapple, a few tins of beans and a pack of jaffa cakes piled on the counter and then hit the giggles as bad as you've ever done?

Happens to me all the time.

Once, I looked at a similar pile of food as I was about to pay, thought "no, not enough" and before I knew it I was handing the old woman a pack of sweets that were actually called Munchies.

Trying to hold giggles in makes them about 100 times worse/better.

[Fuzzy Dice]

Originally posted by Pirate
I have to say this to people because the "I tried it once and it did nothing for me" annoys me. Seriously if you want to give pot a go you need to do it at least twice and not just a few puffs on a spliff. Have a cone.. fuck off the tobacco and have it straight. Also DONT smoke the leaves.. they do nothing all the goodness is in the buds.. so next time "Ask for a bud".

Also DONT smoke and drink booze, they are both different highs and the booze will knock out the pot.
/rant

heh - we smoked three bowls that night....i definitely felt different. playing shinobi for ps2 while high is a little challenging. What i meant to say was that with booze invlolved i felt nothing, not nothing in general.

..and the guy on the paint can/bongo is a drummer for a band..he was making some wicked rythms

[ShadowNemesis]

About the worst thing I ever did was after taking too many Avil car sickness tablets(they make you hallucinate really bad), was running through the shopping centre at Tweed Heads yelling something about snakes climbing the walls.

We drove from Tweed Heads to Bathurst with some guy one night after we had been smoking(about 18 or 19yrs ago), then we hitched back to Tweed about an hour after we got to Bathurst.

[Lina]

One of my most crazy times is being absolutely tragically high and jumping from rooftop to rooftop in Newcastle. We had a game going to slide into peoples open upstairs windows, take at least three steps and get out without being caught. Walking was forbidden, running only..I know I almost fell off an edge of a roof that came out of nowhere more than once.

The night almost ended very very badly when one of my friends decided to climb on the outside of a building which had a very thin ledge around the outside - she climbed over the side and started edging along the ledge and looked down. She froze the moment she saw how far she was from the ground and started hyperventilating and whimpering for us to save her "cause I'm going to die!!"

It took us a good 20 mins to get her down...there was nothing but concrete underneath her...geezus...I couldn't handle it and went and hid under my bed with my fingers in my ears so I wouldn't hear her screaming as she fell :D

Afterwards we went to the pub and joked about her near death.

I am geniunely surprised I've lasted this long :)

[King_Crud]

When i was at Glastonbury i took really strong acid up in the stone circles and i started singing the neighbours theme song really really loudly. When i opened my eyes there was a large group of people staring at me. Then a kiwi chick tried to feel me up and wanted to get intimate with me but i told her to fuck off and stop touching me. Then later i payed a girl 50p a kiss and bought two very long, very toungey kisses, and the girl was a good sort. I then offered to shag her up in one of the fields for free but she declined

Another time me and some mates took some strong acid and watched the whole star wars trilogy. we decided it came down to a battle between holden (rebels) v ford (empire), and we commentated, making up the words. When the emporer was zapping luke in jedi we were saying it was due to the death star being a fancy night club and the emperor was ejecting luke for not wearing a collared shirt and smart shoes. Plus the emporer had bum massager on his throne

[Sodapop]

I dont smoke no more, but I did recently (i was drunk, it seemed like a good idea, as most things do pissed).

I wake up later that night and hear a plane go over, just as a HUGE gale force wind picks up. I shake my gf and say "Hey! Wake UP! Jesus has come back!"....I was serious. He was BACK. Im not a christian, but I damn well considered it at that point.

NOW do you understand why I dont smoke no more, Drakin??

[Drakin]

Sounds like the other night, i was going to bed after a nice long session..

Anyway i was half asleep, drifting off and i started to compose a fucking awesome comedy set, this started at the punchline and worked backwards in time untill i had an entire set.

At this point my head suddenly went "bang" and i woke up mentally watching the fragments of the comedy skit blowing away.

At that point i decided i had been posesed by the spirit of the late bob hope and satisfied by that answer i went back to sleep.