Honey, I'm sorry I have to tell you this... [Archive]

Nandragon

31-07-2003, 04:58 AM

Bbbbut I have some good news or bad news depending on how you want to take this....

you remember that night you were really drunk?...
the night you took advantage of my undying love for you and made me swallow during performing cyber yuck yuck?....

well apparently your spermaturds diffused through the keyboard and entered into my flappin tubulolongers and now I'm pregnant!

So you you have to marry me cuz we're going to have a cyber baby!

We will NOT name it Pirate!

Asmodeus

31-07-2003, 05:38 AM

i see

jmello

31-07-2003, 06:47 AM

nan's starting to scare me now..

(name it jmello? :D)

ShadowNemesis

31-07-2003, 08:58 AM

Just call the baby "Trinity" if it's a girl, "Neo" if it's a boy.

pleed

31-07-2003, 09:44 AM

nononono.
If it's a girl, call it Cauldron and if it's a boy call him Bouy or Candle.

ShadowNemesis

31-07-2003, 09:51 AM

My 4yr old called her girl doll "Merdical". She couldn't say "Moaning Myrtle" properly so it became Merdical.

Grumblefish

31-07-2003, 10:10 AM

And if it's neither a boy nor girl, ban both of you.

SamBo

31-07-2003, 04:06 PM

WTF???

BtrFly

31-07-2003, 04:10 PM

one would imagine the birth would be quite painful, being that all those electrical currents would zap you and all.....

Nandragon

01-08-2003, 12:35 AM

Why won't u return my instant messages?

Ur wife does not have to know! We can keep this between us!

I long for more cybersex with you dahling. Please pm me, or at least email me!

I still have the decision as to whether to delete the infant growing in me.....PLEAZE email me soon!

angel_b

01-08-2003, 10:01 AM

Been skipping your meds again, Nan? :p

ShadowNemesis

01-08-2003, 10:04 AM

I think she over-medicated herself.......

Grumblefish

01-08-2003, 10:16 AM

We can only but dream.

SamBo

01-08-2003, 01:44 PM

I'm so confused here
Nan, are you for real or are you just being weird??
Or both????? :confused: :confused: :confused:
So, again, I say:
WTF???

Bifrost

01-08-2003, 02:20 PM

Why not take a backup copy, store it offsite somewhere (so that it's someone else's problem), then delete the thing.

At least that way, if you decide that you DO want to keep it afterall, you can always restore it. :D

What's the CPU-usage like for a zygote?

Drakin

01-08-2003, 02:27 PM

its not the cpu usage you have to worry about its the downloading crap to their diapers!! :D

BtrFly

01-08-2003, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by Drakin
its not the cpu usage you have to worry about its the downloading crap to their diapers!! :D

lol!

SamBo

01-08-2003, 02:37 PM

just dont save it near the pr0n backups. It might turn out like Pirate!!! :eek:

Scythe

01-08-2003, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by Drakin
its not the cpu usage you have to worry about its the downloading crap to their diapers!! :D

Personally it's the uploading vomit that grosses me out, especially when they do it down your back while your trying to burp them. At least you can always send the diapers to the recycle bin. :D

Nandragon

02-08-2003, 02:01 AM

Thanks *wipes tear* for all the great advice guys!

He still hasn't pm'd me! That bastard! he won't even acknowledge this thread! Son of a hybred cyberwhore!

My attempts to download and delete have been unsuccessful.
I have an appointment with the computer technician next week.

Bostonmess

02-08-2003, 03:26 AM

When it's born you will have to give it a dll test to prove it's his.

Nandragon

03-08-2003, 06:53 AM

Which one of you guys is gonna fess up?:p

Foxfire

03-08-2003, 09:11 PM

Oh my god...

I thought you were using protection? I know I had a firewall up.... at least I thought I did.... *looks worried*

Those little suckers shoulda been fried before they even got close to your IP....

Shit...

I can try and reformat if you like... that might get rid of it... I don't need to be woken up at 2am to hear "You've got crying" or "You've got crappy nappy" or "You've got hungry baby" ~_~

:p

Nandragon

04-08-2003, 07:13 AM

I didn't think it was YOU. bbbut.....

Please try reformatting, but i believe the goo is already on my end.

Kiloran

04-08-2003, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by Foxfire
Oh my god...

I thought you were using protection? I know I had a firewall up.... at least I thought I did.... *looks worried*

Those little suckers shoulda been fried before they even got close to your IP....

Shit...

I can try and reformat if you like... that might get rid of it... I don't need to be woken up at 2am to hear "You've got crying" or "You've got crappy nappy" or "You've got hungry baby" ~_~

:p

This is the end of the world, AOL babies. <runs and hides under bed>

Nandragon

04-08-2003, 12:52 PM

you may have to reformat too dear.:p

Foxfire

04-08-2003, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by Nandragon
I didn't think it was YOU. bbbut.....

Please try reformatting, but i believe the goo is already on my end.

Didn't think it was me?

How many people have you typed too in the past few months?

*looks a little worried*

I hope you didn't have any viruses when we were talking..... because it's obvious we had no protection working.

kré

04-08-2003, 03:57 PM

Worst thread in ZGeek history.

Nandragon

05-08-2003, 01:12 AM

:rolleyes:

yes, there are a few that weren't invited or inviting

Nandragon

02-06-2006, 08:01 AM

bump

BlueBoy

02-06-2006, 08:11 AM

Why the fuck would you bump this abortion of a thread?

Glompbot

02-06-2006, 08:29 AM

Why the fuck would you bump this abortion of a thread?

Wait, you're not allowed to ask that anymore... cause they might have a hissy fit an post about it in about 20 different forums!

Seeker

02-06-2006, 08:32 AM

I just wasted all of 30 seconds of my life reading the first 3 posts.....bump it off a cliff.

Snapple

02-06-2006, 08:33 AM

I actually had a friend warning me of the dangers of swallowing, because of the risk of pregnancy, and she thought I was taking the piss out of her when I explained how it was not possible. fucken freak she was.

JessicaDV8

02-06-2006, 09:08 AM

I love it when people do weird things like bumping dead threads or posting batshit crazy stuff. This thread has both!

Furball

02-06-2006, 01:15 PM

Sleeves

02-06-2006, 03:27 PM

Must learn to keep my zpenis in my zpants

There is nothing worse then talking with your mouth full

Seeker

02-06-2006, 03:29 PM

OK.....if we go with an Epregggers bird then it stands to reason you can set a thread on Efire right?

I have the Epetrol.

Xythan

02-06-2006, 10:24 PM

Why the fuck would you bump this abortion of a thread?

THATS FUCKEN WRONG!!! BUT FUCKEN FUNNY!!! THIS THREAD IS ALSO FUCKEN WRONG!!!

This thread is one example of why there is no God...no moral omnipotent being would give humans conscious thought if this was the end result of it...and if thats true then the end result of 3.5 billions years of evolution is absolutely fucked beyond all retarded in-breeding-ness...

jmello

02-06-2006, 11:23 PM

I'm glad it wasn't me.. No way I'm paypalling child support.

shytilwet

03-06-2006, 03:34 AM

Worst thread in ZGeek history.

Best and funniest one I've read yet. http://www.wasp.net.au/~sasha/roflnew.gif at dll test and PayPal!