Mans best frind or not?

[mooutlaw]

They say that mans best frind is a dog. But would you cut your best frinds nuts off? What is mans best frind? I do not think it is a dog. Let me know how your best frind is or is not?

[kré]

i don't even know what a frind is to begin with :(

[pleed]

Yeah.
If a dog was my best friend I would chop his balls to stop him running away when the bitches are on heat, stop him cumming all over the place and to stop him going spacko all the time.
If he escaped because he wanted a root he would have an increased chance of
1) Injury trying to escape
2) Death when escaped
3) Starvation when it never comes back home.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by cray
i don't even know what a frind is to begin with :(


A small, gnarled creature that lives in backyard sheds. :)

[sortius]

I my dogb was sooo cool... his name was Buckles, and he died just before christmas (had to be put down due to a tumor in his brain)... he was a boarder collie with a heart of gold... I used to spend more time with him than any other living thing in the world...

[rascuache]

Originally posted by pleed

If he escaped because he wanted a root he would have an increased chance of
1) Injury trying to escape
2) Death when escaped
3) Starvation when it never comes back home.

This is how my first dog died, his name was sooty and he was a toy poodle, while i was at school one day he escaped and ran down the road to the house of two german sheperds...one was on heat, he tried to have a go but the male picked him up and threw him, being such a small dog he died easily of course.

i was so upset my dad went out and bought me another dog two days later, and she's still alive (13 years later). but she's absolutley nuts.

Anyway, dogs are humans best friends, they'll give you love no matter what and all they ask for is love in return....and food ;).

[reaperman]

My first dog was vegemite, not quite sure what breed he was. I was about 8 at the time and he kept escaping from the backyard (we never did find out how), but he would always come home at night, till one night he didn't. We searched for a couple of weeks and put up posters but no luck. Hopefully he was found by someone else and not the other extreme cuz he was a cool dog.

[flounder]

This is my dog Holly.
She bites people who don't like Wombats, and she loves old people.:p
hope this attaches.(oops,a bit big!)

[StygiaN]

my dog has no balls to cut off

http://members.optushome.com.au/clansv/Phone%20Pics/Image019.jpg

ps. that pic was taken on my phone!

[mooutlaw]

those are some nice looking dogs. I love all pets, but got a cat now.

[Scythe]

Ferrets, definitely ferrets. :banana:

[imp]

Originally posted by pleed
Yeah.
If a dog was my best friend I would chop his balls to stop him running away when the bitches are on heat, stop him cumming all over the place and to stop him going spacko all the time.
If he escaped because he wanted a root he would have an increased chance of
1) Injury trying to escape
2) Death when escaped
3) Starvation when it never comes back home.

I will agree with this. My flatmates cat (Yes I knwo you're talking about dogs but essentially it's the same) is male and not desexed. It's a fucking pain.

He's sprays things with his scent which smells like cat pee only 10 times worse. He wil spray anything that he thinks is a threat or doesn't smell like his stuff. It's a pain.

He smells ALL the time as he secreets that "Tom cat" smell to attract the chicks.

He constantly tries to get out and when he does he comes back sick b/c he gets up to no good e.g last time he came back with a bladder infection and 2000 bucks later it's fixed.

He howls for sex constantly. The female is not desexed either but he just wont stop howling when she's not in heat. I lose much sleep over this.

Personally if you're not giong to breed with the animal, it's actually crueler (?) NOT to desex them.

[Lina]

My dog used to be my best friend. Until Sunday when he did a bloody good job of almost killing me...

"Cool! That chick who feeds me is on the top of that there cement staircase...methinks I might run under her feet and make her fall down 'em! What total fun!"

Damn dog. Me is very bruised.

[Cassa]

Ouchies, hope you're not too badly off there...last time I fell down some stairs I broke my coccyx.

It's usually cats that do that trick too...but then that dog is a bit special :p

[kleph]

my cat, hector, has done this once or twice as well, lina. of course he somewhat objected to the subsequent punt, pass and kick competition and has refrained from such brash behavior ever since.

[Lina]

He's been told that he's never going to be fed that nice beef & risotto doggy food again. That'll learn 'im. Next time I will try that Kleph, although next time I might not survive the fall :swear:

[Chrissy]

This a pic of my best friend, she's a pedigree dobermann called Indianna or Indie for short.

I had her fixed when she was a puppy because there are too many unwanted puppies out there already, let alone trying to find homes for 1/2 breed Dobermanns...

Isn't she cute though?

[SOC]

Stocking and I met Indie a couple of weeks ago, and can certainly vouch for her cuteness!

[SamBo]

Dobermanns r0x0r

[Chrissy]

SamBo, does that Dobe belong to you?

[kleph]

this is actually a test of the photo upload but it's on topic for this thread...

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/guapo.jpg

this is my brother's dog, guapo. he's a blue heeler but pete insists he's a queensland heeler when he's trying to impress people.

if guapo could speak his most repeated sentence would be "WANT TO PLAY!?!!"

he is banned from eating all human food due to the horrific nature of his farts. those breaking the ban must sleep with him in the room.

when guapo is excited he tends to let the fireman out so i had to use my beginner photoshop skills to make this picture acceptable to send to my mother.