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Bostonmess
01-08-2003, 05:59 AM
Yeah ok, I'm sorry about the title, it doesn't give you much of a clue.

Skip the first three paragraphs if you want:

I'm not right keen on the police, I suppose some of 'em are ok, I just get a bit of an impression that they are mindless, can't think for themselves, automatons, serving an exploitative system that feeds of the poor and the weak. Phew, well at least I've got that out of the way.

Anyway my girlfriend used to work with this lass at another shop and this cop had the hots for her and they started going out and I think they're even engaged. Now, I never got to meet him to talk to (I've seen him once) and I wasn't right bothered about it because being a dope smoker like quite a few of her friends we were never introduced.

Anyway the other week one of the mates wanted to go out for a few beers, I hadn't been for ages, so I agreed. We had a steady night, just me and him, kept on the piss weak lager most of the night and went home via the curry shop at 1pm.

Anyway, next day my girlfriend goes to work and decides to phone her mate up in the same chain of shops, next town. She should have been working, but the assistant filling in for her informed her that she had been attacked coming out of a local restaurant. She'd gone up town on the same night as I, with her policeman boyfriend and someone had started hassling them as they came out of the restaurant.

Now I'm not sure about exact details because this story is already third hand by the time I get it. The cop (off duty obviously) says to this guy, something along the lines of "C'mon mate leave it out, I'm just out for a quiet time with my girlfriend."

This guy flies into a rage and starts bashing his head against the wall, I assume there was some more violence before that happened but it's how I've heard it. This cops a big guy BTW. Anyway the fight finishes with the cop getting his nose bit off by the other bloke. His girlfriend tries to stop it and she gets beat up by some women the guy was with. They both end up with concussion and I've just heard today that his nose didn't take, when they tried to sew it back on. How much is missing I don't know. They say they'll try to recreate it with some of his ear.

I can understand people getting into a fight when they're pissed. What I can't understand is: how much of a freak do you need to be to bite someone's nose off? I hear they caught the guy that did it and hopefully they'll lock him up for a long time.

Thank fuck I didn't bump into 'em and end up getting the shit kicked out of me too.

flounder
01-08-2003, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Bostonmess
Anyway the fight finishes with the cop getting his nose bit off by the other bloke. His girlfriend tries to stop it and she gets beat up by some women the guy was with. They both end up with concussion and I've just heard today that his nose didn't take, when they tried to sew it back on. How much is missing I don't know. They say they'll try to recreate it with some of his ear.

I can understand people getting into a fight when they're pissed. What I can't understand is: how much of a freak do you need to be to bite someone's nose off?


Yuk!!, what if the copper had a head cold?.
Why didn't he just snot him?. Going the chew is crazy.:confused:
It's that fucking warm lager I reckon, I tried it once and hair started to grow out my palms.
How are they going to recreate his ear?.Use one his toes or something?.
Worlds gone mad.
:mad:

Bostonmess
01-08-2003, 06:37 AM
Originally posted by flounder

How are they going to recreate his ear?.Use one his toes or something?.


Fuck knows. He'll just have to pull the tit further down.

Nandragon
01-08-2003, 06:41 AM
here's another good reason to have a big ass.

Most all skin grafts are taken from the upper thighs and buttocks.

LMAO....
he'll be a fart smeller..
I mean smart feller....

Bostonmess
01-08-2003, 06:46 AM
Yeah, but they'll need some of the collagen? cartilage? from his ear for his nose. You don't get much of that on your bum.

Nandragon
01-08-2003, 06:51 AM
I think*
that no cartilage is needed. Plastic and titanium work...they have a fake plastic prothetic that they can pull the arse cheeks over! LMAO........ahahahahahahhaha

Bostonmess
01-08-2003, 06:59 AM
You've got to remember we've only got voodoo and the national health to fix us up Nan. Most of us don't live in the land of the bionic man :D

Nandragon
01-08-2003, 07:09 AM
Well.....maybe a popsickle stick?

I do live and work with the "bionic" builders.

*off topic?*

Recently a new prosthetic is being tested. A movable joint to replace spinal fusions! It works guys! good stock tip here to...

Kiloran
01-08-2003, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by Nandragon
Well.....maybe a popsickle stick?

I do live and work with the "bionic" builders.

*off topic?*

Recently a new prosthetic is being tested. A movable joint to replace spinal fusions! It works guys! good stock tip here to...

Damn, where was this 8 months ago when i had my fusion done :(
thanks for the update Nan.

Nandragon
01-08-2003, 08:14 AM
Sent you a pm kiloran

but for the rest of you interested in a multi million dollar stock tip, when this thing is approved by the FDA in 2 yrs.....

http://www.spine-health.com/research/trials/maverick/maverick01.html

Nandragon
01-08-2003, 08:17 AM
I was wrong boston

the harvest allograft...cadivarous.....

http://www.erlanger.org/craniofacial/book/Nasal/Nasal_1.htm

you look the word up...I KNOW what it is!

KrisEz
05-06-2008, 06:44 PM
bump