Ex girlfriend

[Al]

Ok, about 2 months ago my ex-gf broke up with me (for no real reason).

At the time I'd pretty much had enough so I walked away ambivalent about the whole situation.

The girl I'm going out with now rocks and I'm really happy, but my ex is being a serious pain in the arse.

I'm pretty much staying at my new gf house coz my ex has nowhere else to go and I'm a nice guy so I'm letting her live in our place.

She is constantly getting pissed off at me for stuff. ARGH!!!!!! Last night it was all good til I decided to grab a half carton of cider (leaving a 1/2) and take it to my new gf's house. I'd brewed it for my ex coz she's not big on beer. So she's cracked the shits again.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm ok!

[Mattryx]

You let your ex live in your house? Thats very nice of you. Obviously it wasn't a messy break up, but I'd be making sure she knows she's only there because of your generosity and if she keeps being a pain in the arse she can fuck off.

[Al]

Yeah, well I'm just renting. It sort of ended up this way as after we broke up I was working in Sydney for 6 weeks.

The breakup was going fine until she found out I was having sex with the one girl she had said I wouldn't have sex with, 3 weeks after we broke up! Like it's got anything to do with her...

Nah, I'm over it now. Once I find a place to live I'm not going to bother with being friends anymore.

I got the better end of the deal anyway. A wicked girl that I'm crazy for after only 6 weeks and I found out that my ex was a dud root...

[Scythe]

You broke up with the girl, but you let her tell you who you couldn't sleep with? What's up with that? :confused:

[ShadowNemesis]

Whose name is on the lease & who is paying the rent? If it's your, give notice and tell her that is how long she has to find somewhere else.

We always have sex with the ones we are told we won't:D

[Al]

Originally posted by Scythe
You broke up with the girl, but you let her tell you who you couldn't sleep with? What's up with that? :confused:

Yeah, that was while we were still going out too... *sigh*

The more I see of her the happier I am I'm no longer with her!

She seems to think I chose this girl just to piss her off. Fact of the matter is I'm crazy about this chick and couldn't be happier. Good for me.

[BlueBoy]

Ahh crazy ex's.
My last ex hunted down my mum at her work (over a 3 hour period) just to show off her new boyfriend. She ended up interrupting mum's already short lunch break. Stupid bitch.

[Sambellina]

Didn't you post a while back about pashing someone while having a g/f. Is this the ex g/f or current g/f???

[Bostonmess]

I think this is the girl his ex girl forbade him from pashing again :)

[Nandragon]

Al! darn it! please return my emails! What am I to do with the cyber baby:D :D :D :D ;)



just kidding, but I couldn't resist

[Al]

Originally posted by Sambellina
Didn't you post a while back about pashing someone while having a g/f. Is this the ex g/f or current g/f???

That was the ex-gf pashing some guy whos beach house we were staying at.

This girl and I connected from when we first met, but as we were both in relationships at the time nothing happened. My ex-gf noticed and decided that she would insist I never sleep with this girl. I agreed because I figured it was easier that way.

It's not like my ex had any right to crack the shits. Aparently she was after some dude (not the one she snogged) a few days after we broke up.

As long as she leaves me alone I'll be much happier...

[SamBo]

if things get rough, just stab
stab
STAB!

[pleed]

well, you know what they say, X marks the spot, haha.

I think that you should buy your ex a nice present and tell her you are sorry, but you hate her and want her to die. That will scare her and she will not speak to you again.

[Cassa]

You're a smooth man pleed.

[kré]

Originally posted by SamBo
if things get rough, just stab
stab
STAB!

werd

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[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by pleed
well, you know what they say, X marks the spot, haha.

I think that you should buy your ex a nice present and tell her you are sorry, but you hate her and want her to die. That will scare her and she will not speak to you again.

You wonder if she would open the present then. :D

[Al]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
You wonder if she would open the present then. :D

Nice, I'll think on this. Could be an effective technique...

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by big al
Nice, I'll think on this. Could be an effective technique...

Make sure it ticks or leaks "something".

[Al]

Hehe.

At least I'm moving into a new place soon. Me and a few mates. With any luck it'll have a spa or something.

It'll definately have ducted heating... That's the wicked part about moving in with a few mates, you can afford a wicked house!

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by big al
Hehe.

At least I'm moving into a new place soon. Me and a few mates. With any luck it'll have a spa or something.

It'll definately have ducted heating... That's the wicked part about moving in with a few mates, you can afford a wicked house!

All you really need is room for a home brew kit!

[Al]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
All you really need is room for a home brew kit!

I have 2, my mate has 3 and 2 18L kegs. I don't think there will be any trouble getting some beer together...

[druckfugged]

The gift idea is sound, but you don't need to say a word! Just gift wrap six foot of rope and a book on how to tie knots...

[Fuzzy Dice]

"Welcome to dumpsvlle. Population: YOU."

[Al]

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
"Welcome to dumpsvlle. Population: YOU."

She said that all the time (as a joke), maybe you'd like to go out with her?

I've got a new gf who, aside from being a wicked root, is a really nice girl. No phsyco tendancies (like threatening to set fire to my dog).

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by big al
I have 2, my mate has 3 and 2 18L kegs. I don't think there will be any trouble getting some beer together...

So where's this new place? :p

[russ9000]

just hit her over the head with a spade ..... Problem solved.. Oh make sure its an old spade cause a new one would be a waste....

[Wolfette13]

Al, congrats on getting rid of the psycho on a personal level and finding a new woman who is much better for you. Be sure the psycho gets moved out of your rental soon though, you don't want her to be running up a lot of utility and phone bills then leaving you stuck with them if everything is in your name. Being a nice guy is a commendable trait however, it can get you stomped on if you stay in that situation too long. :)

[Al]

Blueboy, it's in Fullarton Adelaide hopefully. I'm yet to confirm a place as I can't move out 'til she's ready to move in. Messy... *sigh*

Wolfette, the psycho is moving into that place and all the bills are in both our names. I might be a nice guy, but I always look after myself.

As long as she remains ok about all this it should be fine. Thing is she's been encouraging a friend of hers to get everything she can from her ex. I'm hoping she won't pull that shit with me!

The end of this month and it'll all be over. Then at the end of sept I'll be heading to sydney for some fun.

*phew*

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by big al
Blueboy, it's in Fullarton Adelaide hopefully.

Too far to drive for free beer. :)

[Al]

Yeah, I figured that ;)

[SamBo]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
Too far to drive for free beer. :)

then walk!!! :D

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Id just kick her out and tell her to fuck off. She sounds like a stupid skank without a shred of decency...and doesnt deserve a second of your mercy or "nice-guy" stuff.

She is actually very jealous with you, that explains her petulent behaviour. Either that, or its that time of the month all the time for this particular person.

Next time she screms just tell her to shut up and fuck off. Ive got no time for twits.

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by SamBo
then walk!!! :D

Only if I was drunk. I'd sober up by then, though. ;)

[robotoverflow]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
Too far to drive for free beer. :)
For free beer no distance is too far!