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jacko
02-08-2003, 05:00 PM
Wombat killer fined $4000
August 2 2003





A volunteer firefighter has been fined $4000 for deliberately and repeatedly running over 12 wombats on his way home from bushfire patrol.

WOMBAT MURDER (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/01/1059480551139.html)

SOMEONE OUGHTA RUN HIS HEAD OVER , A GOOD REASON WHILE VOLUNTEERS MAY NOT BE SO COST EFFECTIVE AND THIS FOOL KEEPS SOMEONE OUT OF FULLTIME PAID EMPLOYMENT , HE MAY BE GUARDING YOUR LIFE,HOUSE AND PROPERTY - THINK ABOUT IT :mad:

flounder
02-08-2003, 05:21 PM
WADC :mad:
His birth certificate should be backdated so he is 65.
He should then be put on a convict ship and transported to England for immediate termination.
:p

iaidoka
03-08-2003, 01:26 PM
"Fatso", the beloved wombat from the 1980's drama "A country practice" has called for the death penalty.

pleed
04-08-2003, 09:56 AM
wadc indeed..
I used to live in a small town in country Victoria. We had volunteer firemen to do all the fire extinguishing in the area (and there were lots of them).
Some of them are a bit weird and a few cans short of a six pack. To feel important a couple of them used to light fires just so they could direct traffic and pretend to be heros.

jacko
04-08-2003, 11:06 AM
about a mungbean (fireman slang for a rural firefighter) who attended a house fire before the urban boys it was smoke logged and they were to wait for real fire service , meanwhile he sees window of opportunity to become an instant hero by saving owners carpet snake with an internal entry . This he accomplished by smashing a window and running in grabbing carpet snake , well it seems a sudden influx of oxygen and a starving fire loved that . Result -1 hero mungbean for about 3 minutes - 1 very relieved carpet snake and 1 very upset and homeless used to be house owner with lawsuit on his mind . mungbeans can be fun ! but just not at my house .

"Fatso", the beloved wombat from the 1980's drama "A country practice" has called for the death penalty.

Asmodeus
09-12-2004, 05:24 AM
I'm teh winnar!