Super fucking open flaming thread

[Pirate]

This thread has only one rule.
In this thread all forum rules are suspended (the behaviour ones that is) so you can flame the utter fuck out of someone, insult their intelligence, call their mother a whore, question their sisters morals and state their preference for cock.

But there is ONE rule that must be followed. You cannot flame anyone outside this thread at all, what this means is people have to post in this thread before you are allowed to go town on them, it's sort of like signing up. If you flame anyone that has not "signed up" you will get an instant one day ban, so basically you wont be able to post your witty retort to the flaming that is heaped upon you.

Once you have signed up, you cannot complain to a moderator regarding anything in this thread!

In simple talk - It stays here in this thread and doesn't got anywhere else - So go forth and have fun!

Oh, and I have not signed up!!

[iaidoka]

zgeek smells like poo

[MisterBishi]

Count me in.

Edit: 5 Stars

[dmso12]

Thoughts of Kiwi women make my crotch flame.

[dmso12]

Whatever happened to Keesmum?

[108]

Nice going dmso12. Two posts and your broke the rules twice you dumb fuck. Well, what can you expect from an American. AMERICAN! BAH!

[maccabean]

FUCK YOU 108 you soggy cunt,

i'm sure he is a very nice person!




can we flame for the sake of a flame?

[108]

Calling me a soggy cunt? Like soggy cunts are bad things? I'm sure to YOU soggy cunts are a bad thing you fucking poofter. Coming here, flaming me, defending your BOYFRIEND...

[MisterBishi]

According to our records you have already voted on this thread. Changing votes is not allowed.

I'm not sure whether you people are intentionally trying to screw me into giving a festering bile pool of a thread a 5 star rating, or whether you really are a humourless bunch of try-hards, but, either way, I'm displeased to say the least.

Iaidoka kicked it all off, but I'm prepared to let his predictable schoolboy jibe go, on account of the fact that his cliché anime avatar and equally commonplace 'witty' sig do my work for me.

I would have thought that h3@ven53nt, on the other hand, has been here long enough to realise that merely mentioning the name of a comic genius does not make you funny. If it did, the forums would be full of posts containing my name 6 or 7 lines below those of asskickergod and Uday Hussein.

Then there's dmso12, who stumbles into following h3@ven53nt's precedent with the fundamental flaw of missing the whole comic genius part. The only thing I like about you dmso12 is your username, on account of the fact that it's not a word that my brain can comprehend and, thusly, cannot make me dumber like the rest of your posts do.

[108]

Here we have iaidoka, the standard anime freak. The kind of person that walks around saying shit like "baka", answers the phone with a "moshi-moshiiii", and is probably the whitest guy in the country.

Let me tell you something. You go around wearing your anime t-shirt and spouting your half Jap dialogue and people roll their eyes behind your back. Strangers walking past that happen to catch a word of your conversation roll their eyes and mouth, "What a dip-shit". You people make me sick.

[asskickergod]

It's a crying shame that a thread with as much comedic potential as this one had to be christened by an inane "poo" joke made by some childish jackass that would have been better off stillborn. iaidoka, please go play under traffic.

[angel_b]

I wonder how long it'll take before this thread gets seriously nasty?

By the way ... best thread ever. :D

[Goat Boy]

Count me in.

You all enjoy fucking and then eating kittens. Freaks.

[rascuache]

Yay! Ass Licker Dog has already signed up,

And he started off with one of his signature witty coments intended to degrade the unsuspecting with a barrage of faecious trite. Do me a personal favour you pretentious academic, move that cellulite laden sputem bag you call your body and take a walk.... OVER a landmine.

faecophile that i am, i look forward to the next pile of shit you spout, hopefully in the form of a response.

[gooey]

you are all vagina worms (or in need of one)

[sperm]

This thread needs more Super fucking.

[lynt]

This thread sucks.

[gooey]

fuck you lynt -
your first post and already your abusing the quality of threads

[rascuache]

Originally posted by lynt
This thread sucks.

STFU NOOB!!!!!! ;)

rooftiles!!!!!!!

[asskickergod]

Originally posted by rascuache
Yay! Ass Licker Dog has already signed up,

And he started off with one of his signature witty coments intended to degrade the unsuspecting with a barrage of faecious trite. Do me a personal favour you pretentious academic, move that cellulite laden sputem bag you call your body and take a walk.... OVER a landmine.

faecophile that i am, i look forward to the next pile of shit you spout, hopefully in the form of a response.

Excuse me? Do I know you? I must have flamed you at some point in the past, but honestly I don't remember who you are. It really doesn't matter, I don't care to know you or any of the creatures that inhabit the folds of your neck flesh. Unfortunately it appears that I'm going to have to be subjected to a dose of pestilence from the amount of fecal references in your posts. Oh well, it wouldn't be the first time someone thought frequent references to crap was paramount to comedy. As it were, I'd cut down on the amount of "spouting" comments though. By the look of the fat deposits in the cheeks of that dopey eyed avatar you have it appears that your always ready to spew something.

[Naiad]

Flame good.

Now fuck off and do something worthwhile.

[rascuache]

Originally posted by asskickergod
Unfortunately it appears that I'm going to have to be subjected to a dose of pestilence from the amount of fecal references in your posts. Oh well, it wouldn't be the first time someone thought frequent references to crap was paramount to comedy.

I'm sure the sheer size of the fatty deposits you're hiding in those saddle bags you call your legs will serve as an adequate cleansing agent for all the pestilence I'm forcing into the acreage you call your personal space.

If i were you, (and thank fuck I'm not, if i resembled that bimbo you keep in your avatar, i would have done the world a favour and stepped onto an eight lane highway ages ago) I'd be less worried about the 'spouting' I pose as you say (maybe if you learned to read you'd realise i said YOU were the one who spouted and not myself) and more about the considerable risk of infection you are in danger of recieving from all that chaffing, lard-arse.

As to my identity, that is of no concern to you, i am merely a disgruntled poster whose been waiting for such an opportunity as this.

[Scythe]

Hey! Who was dissing poo jokes?! Poo jokes are the highest form of comedy known to any mammal! Why do you think monkeys throw poo at intruders?

It's a form of intellectual ridicule, that why!

Anyone who knocks poo deserves to be covered with the object of their ridicule.

[oracle]

Best of luck rascuache... In my experience AKG excels at flaming. Hell, I even considered posting a flame myself, merely to read the entertaining reply, but you have done that for me... Thanks.

Shit, I posted! Does that mean I signed up? Oh well, while I'm here... Uhh... Bifrost is a cross-dresser! Hah!

Oh, wait..?

Edit: Spelling

[Goat Boy]

What is wrong with you? Why would you even say that? Where you conceived with a weak sperm? I bet you where. I bet your Dad was sitting in bathtub full of urine jerking off his flaccid and bruised cock while your Mum fisted him. Pushing harder and harder on his prostate gland until finally he managed a semi flaccid cock. Followed by a weak groan. Then half an orgasm resulting in a bubble forming on the end of his scabbed cock. Inside this bubble was a maggot. The maggot popped the bubble and remained in the bath tab full of feces and urine for weeks until it managed to crawl up your mum's leg and into her womb. Nine months later you.

[rascuache]

Originally posted by Goat Boy
What is wrong with you? Why would you even say that? Where you conceived with a weak sperm? I bet you where. I bet your Dad was sitting in bathtub full of urine jerking off his flaccid and bruised cock while your Mum fisted him. Pushing harder and harder on his prostate gland until finally he managed a semi flaccid cock. Followed by a weak groan. Then half an orgasm resulting in a bubble forming on the end of his scabbed cock. Inside this bubble was a maggot. The maggot popped the bubble and remained in the bath tab full of feces and urine for weeks until it managed to crawl up your mum's leg and into her womb. Nine months later you.

is this supposed to be a retort or a foray into erotic faecophilia fiction?

[Naiad]

Uhh... Bifrost is a cross-dresser! Hah!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[druckfugged]

Oracle you fence-sitting, non-confrontational hippy freckle punche: grow some balls and either get involved in this thread or piss off back to your mum. At least rascuache and AKG have found a forum to vent their sexual frustrations in, even if its with the sort of snide commentary coming straight out of a Douglas Adams novel that we've all come to expect from them both.


bring it on

[sperm]

Originally posted by Goat Boy
Where you conceived with a weak sperm?

Hey, who's calling me WEAK you bent-horn juvenille ?

[asskickergod]

Originally posted by Bifrost
Flame good.

Now fuck off and do something worthwhile.

Oh, get this. Some guy that thinks dressing up like a woman is a good use of time is telling me to do something worthwhile. Don't worry about my time Bifrost, when you do all the work for me flaming you requires very little thought or effort.

Originally posted by rascuache
I'm sure the sheer size of the fatty deposits you're hiding in those saddle bags you call your legs will serve as an adequate cleansing agent for all the pestilence I'm forcing into the acreage you call your personal space.

Here's a free tip, if you're going to make fun of someone's physiology it's not only a good idea to actually know what they look like, it's a necessity. It also help to actually make comments that make sense. For instance, large thighs, are not or have ever been considered a cleansing agent. Believability can only be stretched so far.

Originally posted by rascuache
If i were you, (and thank fuck I'm not, if i resembled that bimbo you keep in your avatar, i would have done the world a favour and stepped onto an eight lane highway ages ago)

It's a good thing I in no way resemble the person in my avatar then, or the comments you wrote might in some way be scathing. Actually, no they wouldn't.

Originally posted by rascuache
I'd be less worried about the 'spouting' I pose as you say (maybe if you learned to read you'd realise i said YOU were the one who spouted and not myself) and more about the considerable risk of infection you are in danger of recieving from all that chaffing, lard-arse.

Since your a semi-literate clod allow me to inform you that I never accused you of spouting anything. I made a general comment about how you should never mention spouting since it appears you're storing food or possibly semen in your cheeks and could at any time burst a deluge on anyone unfortunate enough to be in your presence.

Originally posted by rascuache
As to my identity, that is of no concern to you, i am merely a disgruntled poster whose been waiting for such an opportunity as this.

An opportunity to get flamed? That's an odd goal, but hey, keep setting the bar low. It's probably the only way you'll ever succeed.

[Scythe]

First people are picking on poo, and now you're going after Douglas Adams.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I mean, the least you could do is be a little more creative that that! Where are the inlults based on lack of bladder control, insinuations of necrophilia, mentions of people getting it on with close relatives, and so on?

If you people can't do better that this, i'm going to find some more impressive people who can at least give me a run for my money.

Honestly, somethimes i don't know why i bother.

[agonia]

rascuache , u be pretty new here, so u dont know the days when asslickergod used to read grumblefishes flame threads, trying to contribute and getting nailed due to his non existent vocabulary.
asslickergod is just learning , give him a break. in fact he woulda been better off if he just copied the paragraphs that grumblefish wrote. there are enough newbies, who wouldnt know that someone else said it before. at least he'dsound impressive msain.

speaking of newbies, id like to drop some flamage on them cunts, coz i dunno where pirate finds these losers. tho i guess it is the queer americans like asslickergod that bring these deadbeats to the site.

asslickergod u are the lamest

hahaha sux to be u

werd
a.

[druckfugged]

How about practicing what you preach and writing something original yourself, scythe?

[Goat Boy]

Silence you cum gargling swamp donkey. You outcome of village idot and incest.
You AOL member.

[asskickergod]

Originally posted by agonia
rascuache , u be pretty new here, so u dont know the days when asslickergod used to read grumblefishes flame threads, trying to contribute and getting nailed due to his non existent vocabulary.
asslickergod is just learning , give him a break. in fact he woulda been better off if he just copied the paragraphs that grumblefish wrote. there are enough newbies, who wouldnt know that someone else said it before. at least he'dsound impressive msain.

speaking of newbies, id like to drop some flamage on them cunts, coz i dunno where pirate finds these losers. tho i guess it is the queer americans like asslickergod that bring these deadbeats to the site.

asslickergod u are the lamest

hahaha sux to be u

werd
a.

I don't really know who the hell you are either. Were you the broad that hazza used your picture as his avatar for a while but I thought it was him and referred to it as a "hideous visage"? Anyway, before you start insulting my vocabulary try learning basic capitalization and proper paragraph spacing.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by druckfugged
How about practicing what you preach and writing something original yourself, scythe?

Well, you asked for it.

You are a cousin-fucking cannibal with the intellectual capacity of a lobotomised gnat.

And that's on a good day.

Oh, and i guess the nappy that you wear is there either because you lack the mental capacity to control your own bowel movements or because you are one of those sick fucks who gets off on pretending to be a baby and having some ugly-ass nanny wannabe feed you a bottle and change your shit-covered nappy.

Not that we could expect anything else from someone with a name like drugfugged, who apparently lives up to their name so successfully that they lack the typing skills to spell it correctly.


There, that original enough, or should I continue?

[iaidoka]

nani? anta tachi wa anime ga kidai desu ka ?

but, anime is so cool! not like all the stupid shit most people watch. Lets have a look shall we?

Blue Healers:

cop1: Hey Sarge! some bugger has robbed the bank!
copy2: Struth!


The Bill:

cop1: Oi! you !
thug: (runs, but is chased down by cop1)
cop1: Right! your nicked!


CSI:

science nerd one: after sniffing these trousers the suspect left behind I have determined the suspect farted. Now all I need is to sniff the right ass to match them up, and we have our killer.


or maybe you prefer reality tv? fehhhhhhhhh.

anime anime anime!

and to all those who bagged my initial poo reference; YOU smell like poo too !! ha!

[Sodapop]

Ha...ha hahahahahahahahah

Yes! Flame! Flame!!! Burn flameflameflame!!

Fuck all y'all!!!!! You will ALL taste the black sperm of my vengence. Or something.

[iaidoka]

you can keep your black sperm to yourself sodapop, you sick fag!

(not to be confused with a normal fag who goes about his daily life in an orderly fashion and doenst threaten me with his sperm.)

[druckfugged]

Yeah, that's original allright, just it's also somewhere on the intellectual level of a seven year old. Grow up and try again.

[Fuzzy Dice]

16 million sperm a pop, and you were all the fastest ones?

Bring it. :D

[iaidoka]

why waste precious moments thinking up a good ol flame for a clearly unworthy advesary? such as you! you smell like poo, druckfugged .

[sperm]

Originally posted by Sodapop
You will ALL taste the black sperm of my vengence.

Hey! who is NOW casting aspersions of my cultural heritage ?!! grrrr

I assure you that although I may hide in the bushes at night, my skin pallour is caused from sun exposure - perhaps my cock might appear slightly darker, but thats merely from the over vigorous rubbing it gets too frequently from my eager hands.

Now go take that vacuous brain away that contains no more genius than the momentary noise of a bubble bursting (pun on tag intended :D)

[oracle]

druckfugged, as much as it would seem appropriate for me to dive in a vicious diatribe about you... There are other matters to attend to where my time would be better served.

Rest assured my balls are present, and I am not a hippy... However, I am non-confrontational, as I believe arguing is one of the most ineffective forms of communication... and of course, there's that image about "arguing on the interet" and "special olympics." I'm sure you don't need to be reminded.

I'm also fully aware that by refusing to play into your baited post that I will only antagonise you and others, and entice more flames. Please, do so... It is quite entertaining reading. For now I'll stick to the fence... It affords me a great view from up here.

FLAME ON!!

[Goat Boy]

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
16 million sperm a pop, and you were all the fastest ones?

Bring it. :D

I think you would find it closer to 150-400 million sperm per human ejaculation. Bellow 50 million is considered low.

16 millions seems about right for a Guinea Pig. Please present your family tree.

Brung it?

[Scythe]

Originally posted by druckfugged
Yeah, that's original allright, just it's also somewhere on the intellectual level of a seven year old. Grow up and try again.


Why the hell would i want to grow up? Growing up means becoming a boring, uptight asshole who has no real understanding of how much fun life is.

And if you think my insults were childish, you should know that they were using a literary style employed extensively by Shakespeare in his many comedic plays. Try reading Much Ado About Nothing if you don't believe me.

That's if complicated Old English doesn't make your head explode from the effort.

[beowulf437]

Why can't we just all get along.

I mean all you shit-for-brains, piss wanking, dick heads do nothing but argue over the littlest fly speck points. You act like a bunch of faggot Nazis crying over your mommas panties. It's not like you could carry out a thread argument from a fast food resturant. If you have any brains you must have bought em at a butcher shop.

I fully expect a mealy mouthed namby pamby little response to this post that I will ignore.

P.S. I really do like you guys (group hug)

[druckfugged]

why waste precious moments thinking up a good ol flame for a clearly unworthy advesary? such as you! you smell like poo, druckfugged

Obviously from the school of thought where if you say something often enough it becomes funny. You lost any credibility in this thread with your opening salvo, don't reinforce your failure by reminding everyone of it.

...this is fun!!

[Goat Boy]

Originally posted by beowulf437
P.S. I really do like you guys (group hug)

Take your hands off of me before I beat you like a red headed step child with down syndrome.

[iaidoka]

^__^

[Scythe]

Originally posted by beowulf437
You act like a bunch of faggot Nazis crying over your mommas panties.

As opposed to all the straight Nazis, who are really great guys deep down if you just get to know them?

[druckfugged]

And if you think my insults were childish, you should know that they were using a literary style employed extensively by Shakespeare in his many comedic plays

....you're comparing yourself with Shakespeare now?

"Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!"

[Goat Boy]

Originally posted by druckfugged
....you're comparing yourself with Shakespeare now?

"Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!"

Well if we are just going to steal from the bard:

"Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch."
Henry IV, part I

Or for this whole site:

"You speak an infinite deal of nothing."

The Merchant of Venice

[Fuzzy Dice]

Originally posted by Goat Boy
I think you would find it closer to 150-400 million sperm per human ejaculation. Bellow 50 million is considered low.

16 millions seems about right for a Guinea Pig. Please present your family tree.

Brung it?

16 million per shot, just counting the viable ones. Unless you only blast once when your goo factories clench up to the base of your spine.... most of us let off several salvos from our man-cannons.

Goat boy? Who's asking for who's family tree here? Perchance was it your mother who dallied with Billy Goat Gruff? Or did your father ride the goat-poon?

[Scythe]

Originally posted by druckfugged
....you're comparing yourself with Shakespeare now?

Ahhh yes, the infinite human capacity for self delusion at work. I love it when people edit inside their own heads what you've actually said so that it fits with what they think you were saying.

If i'd said i'd written it in the writing style employed in Plato's 'Republic', would you have said I was comparing myself to Socrates?

"Cry Havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War!"

[Goat Boy]

Fuzzy Dice, you yourself, sir, blow dogs.

You are a fouled defacer of God's handiwork, a poor shell of a copy of a flawed imitation of a human being.

Also check your facts. It is 150-400 million. :)

[druckfugged]

If i'd said i'd written it in the writing style employed in Plato's 'Republic', would you have said I was comparing myself to Socrates?
Nope, i'd have said you were desperately trying to sound erudite

[Scythe]

Originally posted by iaidoka
^__^


What kind of a flame is that? I mean, i've head of a lazy-ass post, but at least all the others actually put in the effort to use actual words. Sheesh!

[RaZ]

MY FUCKING GOD !!!!

do ANY of you here have the fucking brain power that is greater or atleast equal to that of a 6 year olds ???


talk of poofs, fags and goat poon ??? like wtf ?

you all need to go away, think of something decent to write down here...... of by that time you will have aged to much to probly even type with the crusty hands that you already have from pulling farrrrrrr too much.

AKG - my god, you are still here ??
thought you fucked off ages ago :p

[Naiad]

Dear me, Ass Kicker God seems to believe that putting on clothes is a waste of time...Has anyone see AKG strutting around naked recently? No? Thank [generic object of worship] for that.

It's pretty fucking obvious from the outset that you're not one to put a lot of thought into your flames, petal - you never actually say anything! You just react to other people's flames, making fun of their grammar and generally contributing little or nothing to the universe.

Perhaps you should return your flaming manual to the store because it seems to be missing the chapter about FLAMING! Wake up and post something worth getting fired-up about, you're making the positive contribution of a botched haemhorroid removal...You posts are as bucket-dwelling pools of pus, blood and shite!!

Give, give, give, you pale comparison to a non-existent being of supposed infinite power!!! Say something worthwhile or is the mental capacity of a shoelace not enough to muster a significant smackdown?

Fruit tingles. :D

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by Scythe
What kind of a flame is that? I mean, i've head of a lazy-ass post, but at least all the others actually put in the effort to use actual words. Sheesh!


hrm Scythe... i guess your right, im just so apathetic sometimes !

I need to get fired up! Or something. Maybe this thread is just too intense for me ^__^

quick, someone insult me so i can try to be more pro active!

[Quoka]

I can't believe to inane drivel being posted to this thread, you guys are a complete bunch of tards. So far reading this thread has cost me 5 minutes of my life and you fuckers owe it back to me. FFS there's not even any flaming going on here... all I can see is fucken crap poo jokes (now THAT is a good poo joke) and group hugs (WTF are group hugs doing in a flame thread).

Originally posted by agonia
speaking of newbies, id like to drop some flamage on them cunts, coz i dunno where pirate finds these losers.
Oh yeah agonia, you get a special mention here, the has to be some sort of Darwin reject award for peons like you. "Speaking of newbs, I'd like to drop some flamage on them" (Take note of the CORRECT way to write that)..... Well... Ummm... Nope, still can't find any flamage there. Maybe I need to borrow the magnifying glass you use to see your shriveled cock to have a closer look. What right does someone with just 21 posts since Jun 2001 have to call anybody a newb. Notice how the tag under your name still says "Dweeb" that's because "Anal seepage" has to many syllables for you to understand. Knobs like you who don’t make any sort of coherent contribution to a site, need to be purged from reality. There are some people in this world who make pond scum look like civilized beings.

To paraphrase a famous quote “Fuck you all and your little dog too”.

[iaidoka]

zgeek; the happiest place on the web !

[sperm]

Originally posted by Quoka
Maybe I need to borrow the magnifying glass you use to see your shriveled cock to have a closer look.

Errmm, maybe I shouldn't be the one that points this out, but despite the fact that agonia may have balls, SHE doesn't have a cock ..... :eek:

[lynt]

This thread still sucks.

Is this all the firepower you geeks have? Dickless.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by iaidoka
quick, someone insult me so i can try to be more pro active!


I thought I just did.

[iaidoka]

ah! right!

*ahem*

calling my post "lazy ass", and you cough up this one line half assed reply "I thought I just did." as some sort of fucked up example of how a post SHOULD be? how about practicing what you motherfucking preach you cocksucker and post a lengthy god damn diatribe ?!~

and uh.. yeah!

lynt, this post sure DOES suck, with the addition of posts like yours just making snide little remarks while attempting to stay out of the fray to somehow make yourself look "cool".. well that aloof contemptuous bullshit is spread pretty thin !

[Quoka]

Originally posted by sperm
Errmm, maybe I shouldn't be the one that points this out, but despite the fact that agonia may have balls, SHE doesn't have a cock ..... :eek:
Errmm, Of course you shouldn't be the one to point it out. It's got nothing to do with you Sprog Boy.

Originally posted by lynt
Is this all the firepower you geeks have?
THATs your contribution???? Son, never bring a water pistol to a gun fight.

[Chrissy]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
Edit: 5 Stars

I'm not sure whether you people are intentionally trying to screw me into giving a festering bile pool of a thread a 5 star rating, or whether you really are a humourless bunch of try-hards, but, either way, I'm displeased to say the least.

You already gave it 5 stars stupid!

Double standards yet again MisterBishi, do you post them especially for me to find or something?

Although on some levels I suppose you could consider some of the pointless rubbish you spout, mildly amusing, most of it is pure nonsense.

Also, haven't any of you people heard that swearing is not big or clever, and the first person to swear in a flaming loses...?

[agonia]

Originally posted by Quoka

Oh yeah agonia, you get a special mention here, the has to be some sort of Darwin reject award for peons like you. "Speaking of newbs, I'd like to drop some flamage on them" (Take note of the CORRECT way to write that)..... Well... Ummm... Nope, still can't find any flamage there. Maybe I need to borrow the magnifying glass you use to see your shriveled cock to have a closer look. What right does someone with just 21 posts since Jun 2001 have to call anybody a newb. Notice how the tag under your name still says "Dweeb" that's because "Anal seepage" has to many syllables for you to understand. Knobs like you who don’t make any sort of coherent contribution to a site, need to be purged from reality. There are some people in this world who make pond scum look like civilized beings.


hahaha HAVE ANOTHER ONE U FUCKEN LUSCH
you've gotta be the queerest queer i've read a post from today (after asslickergod).
first of all, you must be the newbiest one to zgeek, since you're not aware of the post counts being dropped a few times since 2001
oh and did u know more to being on zgeek than forum post count you LOSER hahahaha

secondly, i aint got a cock so if i were u, i wouldnt be attracting attention to the theme coz snowball tells me u use fishtank scum pump as penis enlargement tool u dirty deadbeat

thirdly WHO DA FUCK R U, nobody knows u (apart from snowball coz he fists u), shouldnt u be flaming about something you actually know about so the flame is offensive

frankly u sound about as lame as an american
are u in australia on a visit from boston U CUM GUZZELLING QUEEN hahaha

KTHXBYE
a

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by Chrissy
You already gave it 5 stars stupid!

Double standards yet again MisterBishi, do you post them especially for me to find or something?

Although on some levels I suppose you could consider some of the pointless rubbish you spout, mildly amusing, most of it is pure nonsense.

Also, haven't any of you people heard that swearing is not big or clever, and the first person to swear in a flaming loses...?

I sense that you have misunderstood my post due to being distracted by some juicy gossip or a fad diet.

I'm well aware that I gave the thread 5 stars, my second post was to express my disappointment at having voted 5 stars for a thread which would fail so miserably to live up to his potential.

I even titled the post for you, with the message that you recieve when to try to change your vote, but the Soap Operas and Romantic Comedies that occupy your under-developed brain clearly left no room for the comprehension of written word.

[108]

Originally posted by beowulf437
You act like a bunch of faggot Nazis crying over your mommas panties.

That's a bit rich. Take a look at your OWN AVATAR and then tell me again who is the Nazi.

[Bostonmess]

Quick, everyone get AKG (http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/akg.jpg). All pile on, and other assorted haemorrhoid curses. May his chainmail rust and imprison him until he ends up being ass assaulted by big, gay, grey elephants with diamond studded dildos.

*Runs away for a few days*

[Chrissy]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
I sense that you have misunderstood my post due to being distracted by some juicy gossip or a fad diet.

Are you suggesting that I am fat?

I'm well aware that I gave the thread 5 stars, my second post was to express my disappointment at having voted 5 stars for a thread which would fail so miserably to live up to his potential.

You are only 'well aware' that you gave the thread 5 stars because I pointed it out to you. Before that, your tiny brain had forgotten all about it, and now you are trying to save face by saying that you knew all along.

It's easy to think up plausible arguments after the fact.

I even titled the post for you, with the message that you recieve when to try to change your vote, but the Soap Operas and Romantic Comedies that occupy your under-developed brain clearly left no room for the comprehension of written word.

So you admit that you deliberately posted a double standard to goad me into an argument, do you not have anything better or more productive to do with your time?

I suppose not since it is quite apparent to me that you have no friends, due to your obsessive need to be constantly right.

Although I did notice that you managed to avoid swearing at me, so you know, well done for that...

[imp]

Originally posted by iaidoka
zgeek; the happiest place on the web !

Who asked for your input doughnut puncher?

[Snowball]

Originally posted by agonia
hahaha HAVE ANOTHER ONE U FUCKEN LUSCH
you've gotta be the queerest queer i've read a post from today (after asslickergod).
first of all, you must be the newbiest one to zgeek, since you're not aware of the post counts being dropped a few times since 2001
oh and did u know more to being on zgeek than forum post count you LOSER hahahaha

secondly, i aint got a cock so if i were u, i wouldnt be attracting attention to the theme coz snowball tells me u use fishtank scum pump as penis enlargement tool u dirty deadbeat

thirdly WHO DA FUCK R U, nobody knows u (apart from snowball coz he fists u), shouldnt u be flaming about something you actually know about so the flame is offensive

frankly u sound about as lame as an american
are u in australia on a visit from boston U CUM GUZZELLING QUEEN hahaha

KTHXBYE
a


haha good to see you are still a pathetic whore.

[frednurk]

You SOUTHERNERS all take yourselves way too seriously. I mean generous sublety is just completely wasted on you, you silly EENGLISH KERNIGGETS. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Hey RICHO- Your majesty is like a stream of BATPISS (It was one of Lynts)
Fuck this- I'M GOING FISHING. Will post some pics so you pathetic lot will know what a real life is like- if I feel like it- when I get back and am feeling generous and sober.

[PhilDude]

asskickergod is a fucking twat

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by Chrissy
So you admit that you deliberately posted a double standard to goad me into an argument, do you not have anything better or more productive to do with your time?


No.

As I explained, my post simply described my disappointment at having made a vote of 5 stars, which I cannot change, for a thread that has turned out to be an unfortunate tumour on the rectum of comedy.

Each and every other brain dead fuckstick that has posted in the thread seems to have just about evolved to the level where they are able to both stand upright and grasp my point quite easily, albeit not simultaneously, while you still seem to be dragging yourself along like a malformed single-cell invertebrate, screaming 'Double Standards' as if it has anything to do with the point.

As if a woman has any grounds to claim 'Double Standards' anyway.

[Chrissy]

So you are calling me fat then?

[MisterBishi]

You know damn well that 90% women don't have to be fat to be self-obsessed freaks who see starvation as the easiest form of corporal mortification.

Instead of putting words into my mouth, put a few cakes into your own, choke, splutter and collapse in front of a speeding express train.

[asskickergod]

Originally posted by Bifrost
Dear me, Ass Kicker God seems to believe that putting on clothes is a waste of time...Has anyone see AKG strutting around naked recently? No? Thank [generic object of worship] for that.


Does the Australian education system actually teach reading comprehension or do they just throw books at you and assume you can read them? It seems that I often times have to explain my posts despite the fact that they were written in perfectly clear English.

I never said putting on cloths was a waste of time, that would be absurd. I said that dressing up like every day is Halloween to be something you're not is a waste of time. It's time you learned to be comfortable with who you are instead of playing make believe. In short, grow up and fuck off.

[asskickergod]

Originally posted by Bostonmess
Quick, everyone get AKG (http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/akg.jpg). All pile on, and other assorted haemorrhoid curses. May his chainmail rust and imprison him until he ends up being ass assaulted by big, gay, grey elephants with diamond studded dildos.

*Runs away for a few days*

Everybody jump asskickergod!

What are you a Latino gang member? Grow up you fat pasty slob.

[asskickergod]

Originally posted by PhilDude
asskickergod is a fucking twat

Pirate, I would not allow this ADHD child to continue to run around your forums. I fear he may eventually spill his drink box on something important.

[asskickergod]

Originally posted by agonia
hahaha HAVE ANOTHER ONE U FUCKEN LUSCH
you've gotta be the queerest queer i've read a post from today (after asslickergod).

U CUM GUZZELLING QUEEN hahaha
a

Just because you misspelled "lush" and "guzzling" doesn't mean you're not ripping off Adam Sandler. Pretty ballsy considering you just accused me of ripping off someone in your previous post. Too bad I have examples of your hypocrisy, but you don't have any of the allegations you placed upon me.

[Grumblefish]

Hey Pirate, this thread kind of sucks, nice try though. :cool:

[Chrissy]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
As I explained, my post simply described my disappointment at having made a vote of 5 stars, which I cannot change, for a thread that has turned out to be an unfortunate tumour on the rectum of comedy

Well, perhaps next time you should wait until there are more than just the two posts before giving a thread 5 stars. Perhaps this time you were a little premature. (‘Premature’ being something I imagine you know quite a lot about)

Each and every other brain dead fuckstick that has posted in the thread seems to have just about evolved to the level where they are able to both stand upright and grasp my point quite easily, albeit not simultaneously, while you still seem to be dragging yourself along like a malformed single-cell invertebrate, screaming 'Double Standards' as if it has anything to do with the point

The only reason that no one else has bothered to reply to your inane drivel, is because they clearly have better things to do with their time. Most people, I should imagine, see your name and skip straight past whatever garbage it is that you chose to post that day, lest their eyes start to bleed and they begin to foam at the mouth in awe of your utter stupidity.

Oh, and you swore just then, so, you lose!

As if a woman has any grounds to claim 'Double Standards' anyway.
And:

You know damn well that 90% women don't have to be fat to be self-obsessed freaks who see starvation as the easiest form of corporal mortification.

Instead of putting words into my mouth, put a few cakes into your own, choke, splutter and collapse in front of a speeding express train.

You are not so much flaming just me now, as women in general. Is it really painful living in that misogynistic little world you inhabit with nothing but your left hand and a tube of KY Jelly for company?

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Chrissy
Perhaps this time you were a little premature. (‘Premature’ being something I imagine you know quite a lot about)

Hurr hurr, you implied something about his bedroom etiquette, hurr hurr.

Grow up you worthless nymphomaniac, you want his cock and you know it. There's no point in denying it, we can all see that you know you're an envious, immature piece of refuse. The jealousy in your posts in palpable, and it's making me sick to the gills. I don't know how a mindless shell of a girl like you worked out how to find this webpage, but you can bet your bottom dollar that I sure as hell wish you hadn't of. If this was a perfect world, everyone here that bears even the most obscure of similarities to you would deregister, and then proceed to become unborn, crawling back up their skanky mothers festering crotch-hole and disappearing in a puff of smoke (or whatever it is that hellspawn likes to vanish in).

Men can but dream, I suppose.

In case your desperate attention whoring needs another analogy before it can be ceased, I guess you're a bit like the little tugboat that could, blasting full steam ahead to keep up with the average liner, wearing yourself out before you're even a third of the way through the race. Sure, little shits sit around scumbags in dead end teaching jobs and listen to your story, but the bottom line is that you're nothing, you'll never amount to anything, and you're only all to aware of it. Dream on, little tugboat who could, and keep on trying to excite the half-wits who don't know any better with your worn out retorts and vapid insults. Cry misogynist all you like, but the men in this thread don't hate women, they just hate you. Given your pitiful contributions to this forum, can you really blame them?

[Chrissy]

*yawn* oh sorry, did you say something Grumblefish?

I got bored after reading your name and the first sentence, mind you, that's not an unusual occurence when reading your usual contributions on this forum.

[Asmodeus]

Originally posted by agonia
hahaha HAVE ANOTHER ONE U FUCKEN LUSCH
you've gotta be the queerest queer i've read a post from today (after asslickergod).
first of all, you must be the newbiest one to zgeek, since you're not aware of the post counts being dropped a few times since 2001
oh and did u know more to being on zgeek than forum post count you LOSER hahahaha

secondly, i aint got a cock so if i were u, i wouldnt be attracting attention to the theme coz snowball tells me u use fishtank scum pump as penis enlargement tool u dirty deadbeat

thirdly WHO DA FUCK R U, nobody knows u (apart from snowball coz he fists u), shouldnt u be flaming about something you actually know about so the flame is offensive

frankly u sound about as lame as an american
are u in australia on a visit from boston U CUM GUZZELLING QUEEN hahaha

KTHXBYE
a

wow, the illiteratti strike again. for a minute I thought I was back on AOL. Yep, your post had to be about the most pathetic attempt to flame I've ever seen, Ol Johnny S can do this better than you. Thats sad.

You're weak, now shut your cumdumpster and go back to giving head for a dollar a pop so you can buy another fix and waste away in the corner like the sad little junkie you are.

To use a quote from one of the masters here.. Jesus christ, were you dropped on your head as a child, or were your thrown?

[Dollputz]

Five stars.

[kré]

Give me flames or give me death.

[Grumblefish]

Originally posted by Chrissy
*yawn* oh sorry, did you say something Grumblefish?

I got bored after reading your name and the first sentence, mind you, that's not an unusual occurence when reading your usual contributions on this forum.

Why ignore the truth? You read my post, and it turned you on. You couldn't get enough of it, with it's beautiful verse and stunning honesty. There's no need to act like you've got ADD, we all know you read it, and evidently you're still here so I guess you want more. The envy in your posts is so thick that I could almost reach out and touch it.

Where do users like you come from? The quality of your retorts read like they were cut from the inner colon of a dead pig, and dragged through the coagulated shit and urine on the way to my monitor. You disgust me, but no doubt you're used to giving people that impression. Hell, you probably revel in it, looking out for new ways to get the attention of decent people like Bishi, Agonia and I by coming up with the most disgraceful posts you can.

Do the world a favour and fall on the sharp end of a carving knife, because it's obvious that coming up with material worth reading is a million miles beyond you. Expatiating on how much of a filthy disease you are would be a waste of my time, as you'd just act like a ditsy no-hopper and pretend nothing was ever said.

[nosedog]

Originally posted by cray
Give me flames or give me death.

"Give me flames or give me death"? What a fucking faggot post. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear Cray typed that using the muscles in his arsepipe after his boyfriend shoved the keyboard up his shitter. Go call the fucking helpdesk Cray, tell them that every time you fart you accidently open Excel. And what about "give me death"? You fucking hero. You fucking legend. I'll fucking give you death, arsetyper. I'll fucking beat your head in with your Barbie Doll Fun Bus. Ken and Barbie will have to spend 5 hours at Carlovers washing your fucking useless brains off the cunt. Here's a thought, Cray, instead of posting like a fucking try-hard, go do something which benefits the world, like building a fucking catapult big enough to launch your fucking useless arse into orbit, so that every 250 years people can go outside and stare at Cray the Gay Comet.

[Naiad]

No, fuck this. This is utter bullshit.

I don't hate any of you people, so how can I be expected to flame properly?? There's no real fire or passion. And what's more Mattryx & Mr. Bigglesworth haven't registered for flames...And they only annoy me sometimes anyway... ;)

It's fucked. Flaming is for the real utter fuckwits you find on the internet and I haven't found any of them regularly posting on this site (not since S***l disappeared).

There's grumpy buggers, but they're generally funny anyway.

How can I be expected to use the real golden, hateful venom when I feel terrible posting it at people I generally like??

This pretend flaming is bothering me.

I hereby resign my flaming registration.

Edited: Because I tend not to enjoy unleashing angry, hateful shit at people I'm not particularly angry with or hateful of...

[kré]

nosedog, you used to be good at flaming, but now you are just good at being a flaming homosexual. the famed 'goatse' man could fit a tennis ball through his anal opening, but at this point, your wrecked rectum could home the goatse man himself, along with all 19 members of his extended family, including his 480lb grandma, their ford explorer, their toyota corolla, 4 dogs, 2 cats, fishtank, 4 seater sofa and pool table.

they even have a sign on one of your asscheeks that reads 'room for rent' as there is still enough space in there for them to provide board for 3 or 4 english backpackers.

your flaming has become so terribly suck-worthy, that if i look north out of my loungeroom window, i can see black holes being sucked towards newcastle, to be sucked into your flaming. or perhaps they are just looking for somewhere to stay for a few nights, like your broken poop-chute/motel.

[Buffy]

Originally posted by cray
nosedog, you used to be good at flaming, but now you are just good at being a flaming homosexual.


woah. :cool:




oh no I posted!

[Goat Boy]

oh no I posted!
Freaking AOLer

[nosedog]

Nice post cray!
I bet the teacher at the spastic center put a big gold star on your monitor for that one. It almost makes up for your unfortunate habit of masturbating by the side of the road while you're waiting for the subby-bus. I'll make sure I tell all your friends at the hydrotherapy pool that you're more than just a retarded pool pisser.

Seriously, though, you say you can see black holes being sucked towards Newcastle? I think your petrol sniffing habit is causing you to hallucinate while arse-licking a big black man. You should really stop stealing your mother's best customers. Take it from me - when that bitch gets angry, she doesn't let her distended vagina flaps slow her down. And what flaps! I hear they were used in the last gulf war to secretly position an entire division of infantry into the middle of Bagdad. Poor fucking Iraqis, they're still washing the smell from the streets.

Anyway, fuck off.

[nosedog]

Originally posted by Buffy
oh no I posted!

Buffy - you know the rules. You're not allowed to post until you've earned daddy $500 for the day.


I don't care how sore your arse is.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by gaLdaB
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Well, aren't we the techie. I bet you think you'really cool now, don't you?


Tosser.

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by gaLdaB
Your such a fucking looser that you decoded this message. Get your dick out of your own arse and become a productive member of society. You bare balled, num-nutted, tittie-toed cunt dribble

That should be 'You're' you worthless asscracker, and I don't give a rat's ass how you encode it.

[rascuache]

Dollputz, your attempt to flame is worse than pathetic. That facade you portray of faux apathy is also laughable.

try harder next time...

btw, that thing you keep in your avatar is a good example of why incest is wrong

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by rascuache
Dollputz, your attempt to flame is worse than pathetic. That facade you portray of faux apathy is also laughable.

try harder next time...

btw, that thing you keep in your avatar is a good example of why incest is wrong
How much can you talk-
It looks like you copied my avatar.

[kré]

Originally posted by grasshopper
How much can you talk-
It looks like you copied my avatar.

i think this might be the best flame in this thread yet :o

[edeity]

I'm very proud of all of you.

[kré]

Originally posted by edeity
I'm very proud of all of you.

has anyone ever anticipated a point in their life and they worked up to it and prepared what they were going to say and went over it over and over and then the point came and you were completely speechless?








































well not me.



get the fuck out of here edeity you worthless half-brained son of an armenian goat fucker.

[rascuache]

Originally posted by grasshopper
How much can you talk-
It looks like you copied my avatar.

You've got a damn cute arse then

[Asmodeus]

That was his arse? oops, damn, sorry about that dude, did your parents lose a but with god or something?

[edeity]

Originally posted by cray

get the fuck out of here edeity you worthless half-brained son of an armenian goat fucker.

I love you cray.

[kré]

quiet, you. ¬_¬

[Sputnick]

Lovely. Nothing has changed here in Zgeek land. Kind of nice to know the same old stuff goes whilst away.

[kré]

Originally posted by Sputnick
Lovely. Nothing has changed here in Zgeek land. Kind of nice to know the same old stuff goes whilst away.

who the fuck are you?

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by asskickergod
Everybody jump asskickergod!

What are you a Latino gang member? Grow up you fat pasty slob.

Pasty? Me?

[kré]

Originally posted by Bostonmess
Pasty? Me?

replace "pasty" with "ass ugly"

[Bostonmess]

Yeah, I won't disagree with that, wolfie boy. Soon though, my sunburn will turn into a lovely glowing, healthy tan ;)

[asskickergod]

If you ever wondered what would happen if a meatball fell into a pile of hair.......

BEHOLD!

[Bostonmess]

Heh heh.

[primary]

*bostonmess' mum screamed as he climbed out of the abortion bucket.*

[Bostonmess]

And that was just from looking at the wallpaper.

[nosedog]

CLEAR!

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/defrib1.jpg

Come on arse heads. The Bitching and Rants Forum has turned from a spicy thai stir fry of fiery invectives and heated arguement into a weak grey soup of mushy filler that I wouldn't feed to a starving retarded Bolivian goatherder.

Less crap, more flaming. That means YOU, fuckhead.

[nosedog]

Fuck you all. I'm flaming myself.

Originally posted by nosedog
Less crap, more flaming. That means YOU, fuckhead.

Where the fuck do you get off bossing people around, fagboy? If you're gunna go giving orders, best stick the your company of homosexual riflemen in your Gay and Lesbain Eureka Stockade Re-enactment Society. And while we're on the subject, I'm pretty sure none of the Diggers wore black leather hotpants with studded suspenders. "More Flaming" you say. You can't flame for shit. You couldn't produce a flame if a liquid methane gas line was shoved up your arse and a two foot long burning gorilla dick was shoved down your throat. In summary, you're a lonely, talentless, immature, leather-clad faggot gang-banging historian with half a saturated hydrocarbon pipeline in your arse and a penchant for flambé'd gorilla cock. You have the appeal, odour and outward appearance of a turd that won't flush. Go and fuck yourself, you loser.

[Afro88]

This thread has only one rule.
In this thread all forum rules are suspended (the behaviour ones that is) so you can flame the utter fuck out of someone, insult their intelligence, call their mother a whore, question their sisters morals and state their preference for cock.

But there is ONE rule that must be followed. You cannot flame anyone outside this thread at all, what this means is people have to post in this thread before you are allowed to go town on them, it's sort of like signing up. If you flame anyone that has not "signed up" you will get an instant one day ban, so basically you wont be able to post your witty retort to the flaming that is heaped upon you.

Once you have signed up, you cannot complain to a moderator regarding anything in this thread!

In simple talk - It stays here in this thread and doesn't got anywhere else - So go forth and have fun!

Oh, and I have not signed up!!

This thread deserves to be ressurected. Flame away...

[Glompbot]

I was reading the first post, thinkin' it was an interesting idea.....

then i noticed the date.

Thread necromancy!

[Hairyman]

HAVE YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!! :flame: :flame: :spingo: :spingo: :spingo:

[gunsella]

STFU, you hermaphrodite loving PHREAK!

[Kez]

STFU, you hermaphrodite loving PHREAK!
lol0z0lz0zor0zlzoozlolopzlozl0zz0lz nodbuggar :flame:

[Afro88]

lol0z0lz0zor0zlzoozlolopzlozl0zz0lz nodbuggar :flame:

hahaha?

:fag:

[Hairyman]

STFU, you hermaphrodite loving PHREAK!
FUCK OFF YOU GAY MISOGYNIST POO-PUNCHER! :fart:

[polite]

FUCK OFF YOU GAY MISOGYNIST POO-PUNCHER! :fart:

You piss weak dickhead. I called my Dad a gay misogynist poo-puncher when I was six, and here you are, a supposedly mature adult, gurgling out unoriginal insults because you think you can. How freaking faggy.:fag:
Well here's a tip you follicley fulfilled fuck wit, shave your back and go back to quoting Shakespeare before the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune choke you to near death then stab you in the eye. At least then I know you will feel the pain that your puerile posts cause me. You remind me of the fat pimply loser kid at school who tries to fit in by mimicking all the cool kids. I see right through your feigned fuck wittery and I'm not even a cool kid.
I don't mean to be offensive but mangled pieces of human slime like yourself are typical of the dross that infects the internet like scabrous pustules of stinking filth. When you do eventually get around to ending yourself let me know beforehand so I can organise the celebratory piss-up.
So there.
;)

[Hairyman]

I put that lot of snivelling nacy-boy drivel through a plagiarism checker.

Guess what?

I have discovered your secret identity.

ALLAN JONES!!!

[polite]

BUSTED!!!, I should have put some references to how attractive those Rugby players look while they are showering after the game. This may have thrown you off the track.
I'll do better next time. :fag:

[KrisEz]

this thread makes my nipples hard.

[Thyrd]

This thread makes a lot of the funnies.

edit: And also deserves more posts.

[kré]

fucking shut up.

[Kez]

Yeah fucking shut up thyrd, you stupid cock smoker.

[Sagacious]

I was reading the first post, thinkin' it was an interesting idea.....

then i noticed the date.

Thread necromancy!
yeah but like the necrophilliac said to the social worker sometimes it's nice to warm up an old and familliar friend.

[Thyrd]

Every time you open your mouth Kez, you make everyone in the room a little dumber.

[Kez]

Every time you open your mouth Kez, you make everyone in the room a little dumber.
I dont need you telling me that I'm smart. I have teachers, and my mum to do that for me.

[FuncowK]

I bet ya mum does it for you a lot. :D

[Thyrd]

I dont need you telling me that I'm smart. I have teachers, and my mum to do that for me.

They always tell that to the "special" kids.

[StAUG]

You're *ALL* a bunch of fuckheads! Fuck all of you, if you knew what was what you'd settle this in a fucking car park with bottles!

[gimpieman]

you pussy whats wrong with your fists?

[anothe]

oh yeah gimpieman?

well.....


nyer..

[gimpieman]

trying to buy time eh? shit-for-brains