View Full Version : Stupid Dogs, Stupid Housemates
Tyfus
09-08-2003, 03:42 AM
I just got bitten by a housemates' dog.
45 kgs of muscle...
Aarrch, and the owner went fishing so he's gone...
johny_roberts
09-08-2003, 04:42 AM
...next time muzle the dog if you are going to get fresh with it...
....poor guy hope it wasn't a valuable part of the body.... not that any part is not valuable...
Tyfus
10-08-2003, 01:06 AM
And the dog was only the beginning.
After that I my girlfriend broke up with me.
Should've stayed in bed!
reaperman
10-08-2003, 11:21 PM
Not with the dog, right?
ShadowNemesis
11-08-2003, 12:48 AM
Let the dog outside and ring the RSPCA, then tell your mate it got out and you haven't seen it since.
Tyfus
12-08-2003, 03:09 AM
I couldn't lose a Bordeaux Dog and say "Oops, must've missed him breaking through that reinforced steel door..."
Otherwise I might have considered that.
Those monsters are HUGE!
ShadowNemesis
12-08-2003, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by Tyfus
I couldn't lose a Bordeaux Dog and say "Oops, must've missed him breaking through that reinforced steel door..."
Otherwise I might have considered that.
Those monsters are HUGE!
You can lose anything if you try hard enough.
johny_roberts
12-08-2003, 08:13 AM
I can believe such a cute thing bit you... Sure it wasnt the ex they can be viscious....
Tyfus
13-08-2003, 08:53 AM
He (the dog) spent the first two years of his life in a cage, so he's having just a little trouble living in a house with 13 people. And two other dogs, and six cats...
Originally posted by ShadowNemesis
Let the dog outside and ring the RSPCA, then tell your mate it got out and you haven't seen it since.
that's not the RSPCA's area unless the animal is injured :)
SamBo
13-08-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Tyfus
He (the dog) spent the first two years of his life in a cage, so he's having just a little trouble living in a house with 13 people. And two other dogs, and six cats...
WTF??? 13 people, 2 dogs and 6 cats????
shit!
well, get rid of the cats for a start, then maybe get rid of the people. You and the 2 dogs should then be fine.
Tyfus
13-08-2003, 11:20 PM
It's a big old building...
A fortress built in 1869.
So there's enough room for all the animals and people. (We have six Polish people staying here as well.)
iaidoka
16-08-2003, 07:37 AM
Well, Tyfus ... I reckon a couple more hardships and you got yourself great blues song material
"well my baby left me,
she upped and went away
and my roommates dog
bit me when i told it to stay
i got the dog bite blues
you hear what im saying
i got the dog bite blues
and no baby to hear me playing"
Stocking
16-08-2003, 07:49 AM
As much as I love animals. A big dog biting humans is pretty serious. As it is you can probably lay charges and get the dog put down at his expence. But, that is probably not that good for flatmate relations. I think you should have a talk with your flatmate.
That said, I used to have a Rottweiller and she wasn't even a rough dog. She was gentlest animal, I know they can have bad reputations, it all in how you bring them up. A cage is no place for a dog.
Tyfus
16-08-2003, 11:44 PM
The dog seems to know he did something wrong, ever since he bit me he's been reaally friendly, bringing me his saliva after dinner etc.
And I'd never have a dog killed for anything like this... And especially not on the expense of one of my mates. (squatters are generally quite poor.)
My (ex?-)girlfriend just stayed over for a couple of days... I've got a good feeling about it. The blues has left my life for the moment.
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