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unicron
24-08-2003, 02:29 AM
women how do they do it? how do they manage to twist our hearts around thier little fingers? god help me I am drunk and in love, please kill me before I do somthing realy stupid. Dues Amen
MisterBishi
24-08-2003, 02:39 AM
Women fucken rock.
Fuzzy Dice
24-08-2003, 02:42 AM
Women. For all that women are complicated devices that come with no instruction manuals and require extensive trial-and-error testing before you can consider yourself a qualified operator, I love them so. They look good, they smell good and you can have sex with them.
:p
DodgyAmnesiac
24-08-2003, 05:41 AM
Originally posted by unicron
women how do they do it? how do they manage to twist our hearts around thier little fingers? god help me I am drunk and in love, please kill me before I do somthing realy stupid. Dues Amen
WORD :(
Poisonivy
24-08-2003, 10:12 AM
:D :D :D :D :D
ShadowNemesis
24-08-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by unicron
women how do they do it? how do they manage to twist our hearts around thier little fingers? god help me I am drunk and in love, please kill me before I do somthing realy stupid. Dues Amen
On the opposite side, I could say "How do men manage to treat women like such idiots, and break our hearts?" But now may not be the time.....Just remember it gets easier to handle.
iaidoka
24-08-2003, 10:48 AM
Smell great, taste even better, and god help em I dont know how but they put up with us males ^__^
H4Inf
24-08-2003, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
Women. For all that women are complicated devices that come with no instruction manuals and require extensive trial-and-error testing before you can consider yourself a qualified operator, I love them so. They look good, they smell good and you can have sex with them.
:p
you got it :)
brain says:
"women suck :mad:"
wang says:
"women suck :D"
Goat Boy
24-08-2003, 12:05 PM
Women; if they didn't have cunts you would throw rocks at them.
rascuache
24-08-2003, 12:17 PM
:cool: :D :banana:
All these comments make me glad i am female, chaos and pain and confusion among the race of men.....we are doing our job right, mwahahahahaha
Originally posted by iaidoka
Smell great, taste even better, and god help em I dont know how but they put up with us males ^__^
We put up with men for the same reason you guys put up with us.
They smell good, they feel good and you can have sex with them. Plus they can buy you dinner :D
still life
24-08-2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by unicron
women how do they do it? how do they manage to twist our hearts around thier little fingers? god help me I am drunk and in love, please kill me before I do somthing realy stupid. Dues Amen
.... and people wonder why I prefer women bound and gagged....
Grizzlee
24-08-2003, 01:10 PM
"Ahhh women. Can't live with them.......Pass the beer nuts."
Poisonivy
25-08-2003, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by still life
.... and people wonder why I prefer women bound and gagged....
And people why wonder I prefer men bound and gagged... :rolleyes:
:D :D :D
~ Poisonivy ~
SamBo
25-08-2003, 10:09 AM
nothing hurts more than when a woman rips your heart out, spits on it, kicks it around a bit, then shoves it down your throat...
but... god damn, women are cool, well, some of them anyway, ok, i have one in mind here :D
Finding a girl who treats you well and makes you feel alive is so goooooood.... :D
I feel like dancing... :banana:
Bostonmess
25-08-2003, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Poisonivy
And people wonder why I prefer men bound and gagged... :rolleyes:
:D :D :D
~ Poisonivy ~
'Cos it's the only way you can get 'em into bed :D
please don't kill me :)
Poisonivy
25-08-2003, 04:05 PM
:rolleyes:
Women are very stressful creatures.
Maybe I just put to much worry into it.
As an aside, my gf is bi and I'm not down with her doing anything with another woman. Is that wierd? Am I silly to worry about this?
*sigh*
Sodapop
25-08-2003, 04:54 PM
No you are NOT weird OR silly, Big Al.
It is our god Given right as males to be protective to the point of obsession, and step the fuck up to any transgressors.
Besides, whats the fuckin' diffrence if its a boy or girl she is kissing??? None, I tells ya.
But fuck that shit.
girls do rock. They smell nice, and do nice things. Like, my girl cleaned my room when I was sick in bed with the flu. Yes, CLEANED MY FUCKIN' ROOM. that, my dear friends, is the sign of a 'keeper'. HuzzaH!:banana:
Movius
25-08-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by big al
As an aside, my gf is bi and I'm not down with her doing anything with another woman. Is that wierd? Am I silly to worry about this?
I think it's obvious that you are. To hold someone who is Bisexual up to the same standards you would hold a more "normal" person is a ridiculous concept. Note the wisdom of Mr Garrison on similar issues.
Stanley, gay people...well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine. But rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea sized brains which becomes the cause of their Naziesque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
I think there's something in that for all of us.
Scythe
26-08-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Movius
I think there's something in that for all of us.
I shudder to think what that something would be. :(
Originally posted by SamBo
nothing hurts more than when a woman rips your heart out, spits on it, kicks it around a bit, then shoves it down your throat...
but... god damn, women are cool, well, some of them anyway, ok, i have one in mind here :D
Finding a girl who treats you well and makes you feel alive is so goooooood.... :D
werd, *sighs*
BtrFly
26-08-2003, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by still life
.... and people wonder why I prefer women bound and gagged....
no wonder you need to live in Canberra...
Originally posted by Sodapop
girls do rock. They smell nice, and do nice things. Like, my girl cleaned my room when I was sick in bed with the flu. Yes, CLEANED MY FUCKIN' ROOM. that, my dear friends, is the sign of a 'keeper'. HuzzaH!:banana:
I had the flu last week and my girl looked after me and I haven't done my own washing in a long time.
Chick are great, but I swear they stress me out waaay to much. I guess I just think too much.
BtrFly
26-08-2003, 07:01 PM
us chix0rs are cool :banana:
we can do pretty much everything a guy can (except pee standing up) and still manage to confuse you all....
hehe :)
but i must confess, we can be mean and cruel sometimes, but fellas - talk to us - otherwise we know not what you are thinking!!
oh and yes - when you find the right one (girl or guy), everything just goes click, and thats when you find you get sore cheeks from smiling too much...
SamBo
26-08-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by BtrFly
oh and yes - when you find the right one (girl or guy), everything just goes click, and thats when you find you get sore cheeks from smiling too much...
you get this too??? w00t!!! :D
BtrFly
26-08-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by SamBo
you get this too??? w00t!!! :D
i do believe we have turned a bitching post into something quite different...
Scythe
26-08-2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by SamBo
you get this too??? w00t!!! :D
No, never happened. :(
:)
Quoka
26-08-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by BtrFly
talk to us - otherwise we know not what you are thinking!!
hehehe thats funny to hear from a woman :D
ripit
26-08-2003, 07:34 PM
*searching for usual cynicism*
O'shit
This contentedness is contagious...
SamBo
26-08-2003, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by ripit
*searching for usual cynicism*
O'shit
This contentedness is contagious...
and you are??
ripit
26-08-2003, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by SamBo
and you are??
officially delurked
somewhat touched :hippy:
Mr Bigglesworth
27-08-2003, 01:46 AM
women are too much trouble.....
yes yes they do have their qualities, however i find that as a male, to be accepted well by a female, you need to be interested in their stuff, the conversation needs to revolve around them, you have to like shopping and do sad shit like that.
while i wouldnt mind a girlfriend again, she'd have to be pretty special for me to be sucked in again.
and yes, Mr Bigglesworth IS a shaved pussy. :banana:
chip256
27-08-2003, 09:46 AM
btrfly: i have seen an article on the net somewhere (www.restroom.com from memory) which provides instructions for women to pee while standing.
Holster
27-08-2003, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by Mr Bigglesworth
you need to be interested in their stuff
OMFG, you actually have to show an interest in your partners interests??? that is where I have been going wrong :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Mr Bigglesworth
you have to like shopping and do sad shit like that.
I dont know where you find these girls but we ALL dont like shopping (well for clothes and girly stuff)
Originally posted by Holster
I dont know where you find these girls but we ALL dont like shopping (well for clothes and girly stuff)
Sure Hol, you luuurve shopping. ;)
BlueBoy
27-08-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Holster
I dont know where you find these girls but we ALL dont like shopping (well for clothes and girly stuff)
Says the girl with enough jeans to clothe a small, third world nation! :p
Holster
27-08-2003, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by BlueBoy
Says the girl with enough jeans to clothe a small, third world nation! :p
I walk in to the shop buy them and leave and that is a 13yr collection!
The idea of walking around a shopping centre for hours on end just makes me want to poke out salespeoples eyeballs :D, but hours at a swap meet is completely different matter
sperm
27-08-2003, 12:55 PM
refer signature ...
My last gf took about 10 minutes to get ready and would quite often be ready before me.
My recent gf takes about an hour to get ready, and I can start a half hour after her and still be done first...
It's funny how stuff like that can differ so much from chick to chick.
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