Men!

[Nandragon]

Why is it that they are either assholes or to nice?

Why do they tell you their dicks are 6" and they NEVER are correct!

Why is it that if they say they want a relationship, it really means they're horney
or say they're horney but really want a relationship?

But lets get back to the "my dick is over 6" thing
WTF! you don't think we're going to know you lied the first time we see it?!!!

[Bostonmess]

Reminds me of an old joke:

"Why are women so bad at parking?"

"Cos we keep telling 'em this <--------------------------------------------------------------> is nine inches." :)

Err no, I didn't get me nob out to measure the lines ;)

[Nandragon]

But it's TRUE!

And then these older men! BAh
just want to fiddle around, and not get to the serious dicking!
Then they can't keep it up! WTF

Going back to seducing little boys
:grr:

[DodgyAmnesiac]

<------------ little boy

:D

[johny_roberts]

Poor, Poor Nandragon:

I myself have never told a gal the size of the goods simply because I think of it as a kinky Christmas present that she gets to unwrap. I love to give it is just my nature...:D

For the older gents stock up on Viagra or something like that little blue party pill.

But good luck on the quest for the nooky..

[no_dice]

It's not like any guy couldn't come in this thread and tear apart women:)

[Cassa]

What, like why do women automatically subtract 5-10lbs when talking about their weight? :p

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by no_dice
It's not like any guy couldn't come in this thread and tear apart women:)

no! there's a thread appropriately titled "Women"
post your complaints there.


Do you tell girls that your's is 7" and in good working order?
And then can't preform?

I have got to the point that I ask OUTRIGHT. After a/s/l! LOL
then only to be diappointed later.
And then THEY can't understand why I don't want to see them again. I know you may think I'm shallow (no pun intended) but I lived with a no dick asshole for 12 yrs. Did without sex all together. I'll tell you it doesn't make Nan a nice girl!

[johny_roberts]

Originally posted by Nandragon
I have got to the point that I ask OUTRIGHT. After a/s/l! LOL
then only to be diappointed later.


is this in the good old internet cyber rooms :p or the local pub...

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by Nandragon

Do you tell girls that your's is 7" and in good working order?
And then can't preform?

I have got to the point that I ask OUTRIGHT. After a/s/l! LOL
then only to be diappointed later.


Gee ... why are you asking the question about penis size in the first place?

I don't go out and ask women I'm about to end up in bed with about their nipple and areola size, cellulite, tightness, spit or swallow, wild or landing strip or brazilian, inny or outy belly button and then make a judgement on whether or not I'll sleep with them.

Think of it as opening a Christmas Present, one you don't have to use again if you don't want to.

And 7" you want ?? I'm not cutting 3" off for anyone !!!

Black Dog.
:p

[Naiad]

I have a penis like a small child... :(
















It stands about this high :p :

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Gee ... why are you asking the question about penis size in the first place?

I don't go out and ask women I'm about to end up in bed with about their nipple and areola size, cellulite, tightness, spit or swallow, wild or landing strip or brazilian, inny or outy belly button and then make a judgement on whether or not I'll sleep with them.

Think of it as opening a Christmas Present, one you don't have to use again if you don't want to.

And 7" you want ?? I'm not cutting 3" off for anyone !!!

Black Dog.
:p

Ah, see you're still a baby. I know it sounds bad, but I'll be 42 soon, and have had fiancee's, husbands, and hell. IF there's to be a "this time around" ALL my requirements will be met. Now, I'm not saying that if I fall in love that my determination will not waiver. But I can weed out the short comers!:D

Life is too Short
Bad experiences shorten your longevity

After 12yrs with a REAL demon and NO sex....well, that's only the half of it!



oh, yes!
:swear:

[Spingo]

Why are men assholes? That Y-chromosome is known as the "asshole" chromosome, and thus, all men (including myself) are assholes. No man is too nice, because if a man is being too nice to you, he is only acting that way because he is an asshole.

Bugger telling anyone (not just girls) how long my wang is. I haven't measured it myself, and have no plans to. And if they really wanna know how long it is, they should know the way to find out! Wether they want to thank my parents afterward or not is up to them :p *chortle*

Why do we say we want a relationship when we wanna get some and vice versa? See the asshole point. We have no idea what we really want. We aren't in tune with our emotions. All that stuff is for you girls. We'll just act like assholes and do whatever we think will get us more poontang. You could say that a guy saying that he wants a "relationship" means that he wants to fuck you more often in the future. Sex assurance, as it were.

</silly>

But seriously, I guess the cynicism of my remarks there match the cynicism of your thoughts. I can say from personal experience that many guys that are "too nice" get jaded with being so, and try to roughen up, only to get thought of as "assholes". Ultimately, it's their past relationships that have caused this, which some would argue puts the blame back on you girls.

Personally, I'm too confused over what I want from a gf now, I don't really have the mental state to be in a relationship, and I can't see any reason why I am better than any other guy in this world, so I think it's better for all concerned that I am single.

[johny_roberts]

Damm Spingo that was one thought out response and I must say I agree. Only one thing to add:


Boobies....

No idea how it fits in your response but I just like the word.



:D

[Bostonmess]

A 52-year-old woman has pleaded guilty to assaulting a male stripper after she refused to pay him for what she says was a paltry performance at her daughter's bachelorette party.

Jacqueline McMahon was sentenced to 30 days of court supervision and ordered to pay $US2500 ($3890) restitution to the stripper in a plea deal reached on Monday.

Prosecutors also agreed to drop battery charges against McMahon's daughter, Carrie McMahon, 22, and a bridesmaid.

"What was most important to (the victim) was the restitution," said Assistant State's Attorney Elizabeth Vonau.

The 28-year-old man suffered head injuries, bruises and scratches when he was punched, kicked and hit over the head with a bottle after his performance on July 13, 2002, at a Holiday Inn hotel.

Police say the partygoers became angered when the stripper showed up late and turned out to be a stand-in for the dancer requested by the hosts.

Tensions swelled when the man allegedly cut his show short and without doting enough on the bride.

The scuffle broke out when the stripper tried to collect his fee and McMahon refused to pay, police said.

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11058&highlight=stripper

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Ah, see you're still a baby. I know it sounds bad, but I'll be 42 soon, and have had fiancee's, husbands, and hell. IF there's to be a "this time around" ALL my requirements will be met. Now, I'm not saying that if I fall in love that my determination will not waiver. But I can weed out the short comers!:D

Life is too Short
Bad experiences shorten your longevity

After 12yrs with a REAL demon and NO sex....well, that's only the half of it!



So, you expect guys not to lie about such a question as penis size? Guys have been lying about that to girls since Adam told Eve he had the snake covered!

But ... I do have a tip for you ... It's the guy that doesn't brag that has the big dick.

By the way, I'm 38 ... and I'm the shy guy sitting in the corner.

Sex isn't all big dick, It's also what you can do with touch and tongue.

It sounds like after 12 years of shit, you need to EXPERIENCE a bit more variety. Different guys will do different things for you.

Black Dog.

[Cassa]

Originally posted by Spingo
Why are men assholes? That Y-chromosome is known as the "asshole" chromosome, and thus, all men (including myself) are assholes. No man is too nice, because if a man is being too nice to you, he is only acting that way because he is an asshole.
</silly>


Being human is what makes anyone an asshole; no matter how much anyone may protest otherwise, self interest lies at the heart of all their decisions. Even the venerable pity shag only happens so someone can feel like they did a good deed. Stop wanting the impossible. Women are shallow and self-absorbed and men are assholes driven by self-interest.

</generalisation, not to be taken internally>

[Nandragon]

Spingo, I said Why is it that they are either assholes or to nice?


have met some "nice" guys and given them the chance. No sparks and low self esteem. And don't seem that interested in sex. The ones that are interested can't preform or are assholes. (asshole defined as some one with a attitude problem....mean, shallow, rude, illmannered)

I don't care if it makes me seem shallow. I just know that it's part of the package (lol) that I'm looking for.

As for opening a christmas package, imagine waiting for that Red Rider BB gun and getting a water pistol in the freezing winter!

Black Dog:But ... I do have a tip for you ... It's the guy that doesn't brag that has the big dick.
By the way, I'm 38 ... and I'm the shy guy sitting in the corner.
Sex isn't all big dick, It's also what you can do with touch and tongue.
It sounds like after 12 years of shit, you need to EXPERIENCE a bit more variety. Different guys will do different things for you.

shy guy.....*nods appreciatively* As of late, I do have an appreciation for the shy guy!
I don't want so much variety that I feel like a whore, slut is ok, whore is not!

I would not cut off the extra!:D but not having had such, I would surely have to try it!



Spingo: Bugger telling anyone (not just girls) how long my wang is. I haven't measured it myself, and have no plans to.
You don't mind the females posting and telling how big their tits are though do you?;)

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Nandragon
You don't mind the females posting and telling how big their tits are though do you?;)


The telling is allright, but it's the showing that's the fun part! :tits:

[The Black Dog]

Originally posted by Nandragon

You don't mind the females posting and telling how big their tits are though do you?;)

Not at all ... but how many guys do post their penis size? In fact .. how many have ever measured? Not me ..

Black Dog .

[minorproblem]

i think the key is talking i know it sounds rly corny like something you read from a book and not just the girl either like my gf tells me what she likes and i tell her how it feels back ussually you find that what feels rly good for one feels mediocre to the other so youve gotta take turns have fun shrugs maybe just turn around and tell them how fucking lousy it was better that then put up with something bad well ive never had a bad experience but im only young so nyer :P

ps goodluck on your quest for a firm nice man who can pleasure you LOL :P have fun

[Bostonmess]

"So I pulled this bird and went back to hers. After a few nightcaps we got down to business and I dropped my pants. She started laughing.

"Who are you going to satisfy with that thing?"

"Myself" I replied."

[/unknown comic]

[Scythe]

Originally posted by minorproblem
i think the key is talking i know it sounds rly corny like something you read from a book and not just the girl either like my gf tells me what she likes and i tell her how it feels back ussually you find that what feels rly good for one feels mediocre to the other so youve gotta take turns have fun shrugs maybe just turn around and tell them how fucking lousy it was better that then put up with something bad well ive never had a bad experience but im only young so nyer :P

ps goodluck on your quest for a firm nice man who can pleasure you LOL :P have fun


My congratulations on the single longest sentence without a full stop I have ever seen.

Is. There. Some. Problem. With. Using. Correct. Punctuation?

:)

[FireHart]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Why do they tell you their dicks are 6" and they NEVER are correct!

What the fuck? Last time we had this dick(hehe, typed sick the first time) conversation on a other forum, I told you I have over 6" and now you won't believe me? What do you want? To fly over there and show it and prove other interest you've posted? This is discrimination and stereotypism.

[russ9000]

Nan,
The Trick I think is to find someone who is:
a: Young (enough Too keep Up with you)
b: Wise enough to have a conversation with (Us old people like to be able to converse about stuff that happened before 1990)
c: Good looking enough (female) Big enough dick for you (Male)

Now I must admit that it wasnt easy. I too was married to someone who was a Bitch (your case arsehole) and wasnt intrested in sex who left me and the kids then came back 2 years later wanting the Kids (very very long Story)

So what did I do??? I shacked up with the baby sitter 14 years younger than me been together 7 years now married for 5 ... and no complaints from me!!!

Sorry but I dont have a big dick so thats not why she stays with me its because I can lick my eyebrows :D


Good luck..

[Nandragon]

Minorproblem:
Conversation was where we got "YES, it's about 6"."
I think everyone here will agree that I'm pretty forward, and vocal!:p

Scythe:
He can make all the spelling mistakes and run on sentences he wants in MY threads!:banana:

Firehart:
You want my address baby, pm me!:D

Russ:
[quote]The Trick I think is to find someone who is:
a: Young (enough Too keep Up with you)
b: Wise enough to have a conversation with (Us old people like to be able to converse about stuff that happened before 1990)
c: Good looking enough (female) Big enough dick for you (Male)
[/quote}

A: young enough is usually looking for their mom's And not skilled.
B: I'm having a hard time with that one. I'm in the South. All the smart men are married or have moved.
C: I keep coming up short handed on this one, which is why this thread is in the BITCHING & RANTS


:eek:

[FireHart]

Originally posted by The Black Dog
Not at all ... but how many guys do post their penis size? In fact .. how many have ever measured? Not me ..

Black Dog .

Hehe, there is actually couple threads about dicky and boob sizes with pics included :D . Dig deeper

Nandragon: Ask girth. You'd go :eek:

[The Black Dog]

My dick is 12" long, but I don't use it as a rule.

Black Dog.


Sorry .. couldn't help myself.

[Asmodeus]

I just pull out enough to win.

[Nandragon]

:swear:

Less talk more action!

And Asmo! i can't believe your responding to one of my sex threads!

[The Black Dog]

But Nan ...

You said you only wanted 7" ...

Wait .. Lemme see if I can fold mine in half ...

Black Dog.
;)

[Nandragon]

No, no, no, no

More than 5" but less than a gut splitting.

[utopian]

Stop being so sexist and get back in the damn kitchen.

[Nandragon]

*biatch slaps utop*

Are YOU over the age of 21?
Do YOU have a DICK? much less one that's over 5"?
Weren't YOU the one that was NOT interested?

Then get the fark out of here!

More Adult Sex
Less childish pranks

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Why is it that they are either assholes or to nice?

Why do they tell you their dicks are 6" and they NEVER are correct!

Why is it that if they say they want a relationship, it really means they're horney
or say they're horney but really want a relationship?

But lets get back to the "my dick is over 6" thing
WTF! you don't think we're going to know you lied the first time we see it?!!!

Sorry guys, but I've found a winner. I also think he may be a keeper. We'll see. However, NOW I know that if a guy says it's 6" subtract 2.5" and you'll have a better idea. Now if he tells you it's a whopper and regular condoms don't fit....don't get scared just subtract 2" and go buy extra large condoms!
LMAO!
And girth is a great thing too!:p