Laid off

[johny_roberts]

Mother fucker. Took a fucking job that paid about well maybe a quarter of my last job. Why because I like to work and did not want to collect unemployment. Now I got laid off after five months working at this shit hole of a fuck place.

That was not the bad part the fucking exit enterview was the worst. This biatch had the gall to ask me if I wanted to fill out a questionare about how it went. How the fuck did it go "I got laid off it went swell." fucking poofers.

Well now I am going to get drunk again and look for pitty sex :D the only good thing about getting laid off is that you can drink and no one can bitch and the old women has to nob on your bob......

"Hey I am crushed" :p

One last thing :swear:

ps: :swear:

[sortius]

I cant say I've ever been laid off... but I can say that I've been unemployed for an extended period... 3 years... and unemployed life has some benefits, eg:

you can wake up at noon and learn to play the sitar...

you can spend time finally organising your underwear... if you are so inclined to wear such garments...

you learn to appreciate riki lake and jerry springer...

you can watch all the kids cartoons you loved as a kid...

you can take up chainsmoking and not have to worry about 15 minute breaks...

In all these upsides there is one downside:

no such thing as a weekend... :banana:

[m0loch]

haha

[Bostonmess]

Chin up Johnny. Remember there's plenty of work out there, so long as you like shovelling shit for next to nothing. :D

Nahh, seriously, something will come along, then you'll wish you were unemployed again. I know I did. :D

[bassbogan]

sucks to be you

[johny_roberts]

Holly christ I forgot I posted this. Must have been over a year ago. Well it turned out good. Unemployed for the full six months. Unemployment check ended on a Sunday and I started working on a Monday. That six months was the longest six months of one constant drunk I have ever been on. Killed my liver *and completed some projects due to Advice from kleph.

Now my job rocks, one of the best I have had and I am back at Zgeek. So peace out I am off work now.............. :banana:

[Sodapop]

Laid off sux.

I worked for a major global dating company. It was great, good people, good work, good pay.

then one day this american dude shows up and lays off like 40 people...just like he was ordering a krispy kreeme.

Fucking sucks.

[kleph]

great news, mate.

[Scumbag]

then one day this american dude shows up and lays off like 40 people...just like he was ordering a krispy kreeme.
Those bloody american toecutters I dunno...

[Bostonmess]

Yeah, I remember when the fucking Yanks came to our work and...err, oh yeah, bought loads of stuff off us.

Cunts, now there's loads of work that needs doing.

[and3w]

Must be weird to be reminded like this...