Fucking Rosella Fucking

[nosedog]

Dear Rosellas

I understand your need to procreate in order to ensure the continuation of your species, and appreciate that this, being springtime, is quite possibly the best time for you to engage in such an activity.

But I feel I compelled to point out to you all that I take strong exception to the manner in which this procreation is performed. To be blunt, the constant, uninterrupted acts of filthy dirty Rosella sex in the tree immediately opposite my window is appalling. I have never before witnessed such a sustained performance of public reproduction by such a multitude of willing partners. Why, I ask, of all the thousands of trees in the surrounding bushland, do you have to chose the tree just 5 meters away from me? Why do you have to conduct this activity in full public view? Why do you have to continually emit loud sounds of sexual pleasure? Why, oh why, do you have to fuck each other a thousand times a fucking day!!?!

In short, could you please STOP FUCKING IN FRONT OF ME, YOU DISGUSTING PERVERTED FLYING FREAKS!!.

Thank you
nosedog.

[Goat Boy]

Pics?

[Turtle_Wrangler]

We have a similar problem in the southern states.
Plecia nearctica, or the "lovebug" as its called. Fucking (appropriatley used adjective) bastards can be seen in litterally hundreds of couples buzzing about a single area airborne screwing all day:
http://creatures.ifas.ufl.edu/misc/lovebug_photo4_thumb.jpg
While they dont scream in extacy, they are a bloody nuicience as they seem to like to land on people as they fuck. They can also make a bloody mess out of your winshield, as pictured:
http://creatures.ifas.ufl.edu/misc/lovebug_photo3.jpg

Thus, I feel your pain.

[nosedog]

Why Goat Boy, so you can flog off to Rosella porn?

[Sodapop]

Can you people stop ragn' on these poor animals?

All they wanna do is have a good shag, fer christs sake. It is the season for it. Eggs ahoy!

[Goat Boy]

Originally posted by nosedog
Why Goat Boy, so you can flog off to Rosella porn?

Unless you can think of another reason?

[kleph]

Originally posted by Turtle_Wrangler
While they dont scream in extacy, they are a bloody nuicience as they seem to like to land on people as they fuck. They can also make a bloody mess out of your winshield, as pictured:


fucking heard that. twice a year in south louisiana you just kind of gave up. for almost two weeks you just kind of squinted through the windshield and that nasty yellow blood would burn into your paint job. the worst part was that rank smell the winshield washer fluid at the gas station got after day three and the carcasses started growing again.

[nosedog]

You disgust me, Goat Boy.


I only ever masturbate to Kookaburra porn, like any normal human being.

[Goat Boy]

I got some hot Kookaburra on Rosellas fan fic stories if you want?

[King_Crud]

Are these Rosellas married? I hope so because otherwise they're Satan worshippin' Rosellas

[Spingo]

Ahh.. Seems as if everyone in the US is annoyed with bugs atm...

Quoted from Shirley Manson of Garbage 2 weeks ago:Woke up this morning to a glorious day and a new beginning.The sun was shining and life seemed pretty fine until I decided to look out of my bedroom window to discover that my entire window screen was teaming with a mass of box elder bugs...at least 100 of the things......... crawling around and fucking as if it were going out of fashion.It was SO disgusting.I mean...they're disgusting at the best of times but when they're fucking, I swear it makes you want to be sick.

Haha:D

[SamBo]

Originally posted by Goat Boy
Pics?
Set up a webcam

[Scythe]

Originally posted by SamBo
Set up a webcam

Yeah!

You can have a members section which costs $49.95 a month to get into, but lets you see all the really explicit bug-on-bug action!

I've put far too much thought into this..... :(

[nosedog]

... and then I can send you all dodgy pr0n spam messages with subject lines like:


\/\/atch tiny Ros7ella teens take H U 1 Ge PPELICAN C00CK!! 46713^&
H0RNII N A A K E D8 SPAROWS GET S T U F F E D
|-|0T liVe Bird-oN-bIrD ActIOn !!!!
18 pics of young starlings 26849321

[Tintin]

Whatchoo' gonna do dawg? Make ketchup? :swear:

[Nandragon]

Werd on the love bugs



Here's what pisses me off.

4 yr old female chiuahuaha
bought male he's now over a year and a half

DO I have farkin pups? HELL no
That damn bitch has figured out the 69 position and that's all the 2 of them do!
What's so bad is they want to be next to or ON me to preform their defunct sex act. AND she's getting more action than humans I know!

[Wizard of Oz]

nosedog said:
Why, I ask, of all the thousands of trees in the surrounding bushland, do you have to chose the tree just 5 meters away from me? Why do you have to conduct this activity in full public view? Why do you have to continually emit loud sounds of sexual pleasure? Why, oh why, do you have to fuck each other a thousand times a fucking day!!?!

.. now I know where all those bloody noisy lorikeets are heading for each afternoon .. they're heading for YOUR tree to do the peeping tom voyeur thing on the rosellas .. maybe a letter to the Rev Fred Nile could get some government action to chop down the trees .. or you could put boxes in somebody eleses trees as legalised rosella fucking rooms ..

[nosedog]

I'm fairly sure that they don't practise safe sex either.

[Maestro]

They do it in my back yard too. This morning I saw this on television:
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/LoriSex.gif

[nosedog]

Ok, to add a final chapter to this thread, some Rosellas made a nest under my house and popped out cute little baby rosellas.

So I guess that all that dirty Rosella fucking wasn't all that bad after all.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/355020/squawky3.jpg

[Goat Boy]

Finally, PICS!

FAP FAP FAP FAP...

[royale]

Originally posted by Goat Boy
Finally, PICS!

FAP FAP FAP FAP...

Under age Rosella pr0n, you people are just sick i tells ya

[nosedog]

They must be about 6 weeks old by now, which must mean that they're teenagers in Rosella years. They're probably sleeping around, doing drugs and playing loud music.

[The Cunt]

So I guess that all that dirty Rosella fucking wasn't all that bad after all.
Yes. And I heard they have your eyes.

[excalibur]

Nice thread necromancy cunt

[Goat Boy]

Goddamn I was funny back then.
I should really be allowed to ++rep myself.

[jmoore]

Nice thread necromancy cunt

cunt must be getting desperate to increase his post count when he resurects 2 year old threads :rolleyes:

[excalibur]

cunt must be getting desperate to increase his post count when he resurects 2 year old threads :rolleyes:
No, he doesn't. Everyone needs more nosedog, including n00bs like you. Started some of the greatest threads to ever pass through Zgeek, did nosedog.

[King_Crud]

Goddamn I was funny back then.
I should really be allowed to ++rep myself.
same here. Same high quality humour, even after 2 years.

Is it too late to add a joke about Nosedog and bukaka Rosella porn?

[excalibur]

Is it too late to add a joke about Nosedog and bukaka Rosella porn?

Never, ever too late for that.

[Booberella]

i have possums getting it on outside my bedroom, and if you've ever hearf them, you'll know they are LOUD!