Usenet Flamewar

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[asskickergod]

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/internet_cock.jpg

[nosedog]

Dear Mr Internet

I know this guy called asskickergod. He used to be funny and original in his posts, but now all he seems to do is post pictures instead of witty retorts. Please Mr Internet, please bring back the original asskickergod.

Thank you
nosedog

[dwarfthrower]

Christ, after reading some of those threads I'm now not quite so sure that those twits who ring talkback radio stations are the biggest pack of fucking retards currently roaming the planet.

[Mr. Internet]

Originally posted by nosedog
Dear Mr Internet

I know this guy called asskickergod. He used to be funny and original in his posts, but now all he seems to do is post pictures instead of witty retorts. Please Mr Internet, please bring back the original asskickergod.

Thank you
nosedog

Dear nosedog,

Thank you for your letter. Asskickergod has now achieved celebrity status, both online and offline. The demands on his time and his stringent 14 hour a day sleep schedule and his announcement that he has recently possessed Gary Colman so he may run for California governor have caused him to cut certain corners. He is no longer able to address every pathetic newbies pitiful post. He formally conveys his apology in the form of giving you the finger and telling you to plummet off a cliff straight into hell.

I'd also greatly appreciate it if you would stop using me to search for gay bestiality bondage porn as the sight of you masturbating gives me chills.

Thank you,
Mr. Internet

[nosedog]

Dear Mr Interent

Thank you for your explaination of the matter. I am now satisfied that asskickergod only posts the pictures because his celebrity status places constraints on his time, and not because he fried his brain smoking crack with Misterbishi and now has the intelligence of a typical AOL user.

While I've got your attention, Mr Internet, I also feel obliged to point out a particulary distressing website called Trephination (http://www.trephination.net). I don't know which clown runs it, but the front page could be updated more often and more humorously by a quadraplegic monkey in a wheelchair. Please fix this terrible site.

Thank you,
nosedog

[Mr. Internet]

Dear nosedog,

I am currently aware of this issue and will put my best effort forward to rectify this situation. However I am currently attempting to address the multitude of horrid sites hosted on geocites.com. There is one in particular that hasn't been updated since what has apparently been the beginning of time and features a color scheme that would make Ray Charles weep. It's called Top Aussie Guide and features a bunch of non-humorous aspects of some piss ant country that most people think is part of Antarctica.

Thank you,
Mr. Internet

[nosedog]

Dear Mr Interent

Was that the same Top Aussie Guide that received 10,000 hits in it's first ten days and went on to be featured on Channel Nine's DotCom tv, as well as Ralph Magazine? Was that the same Top Aussie Guide that is still being circulated through email, years after it's original release? It sounds like a pretty good site to me, Mr Internet!

Cheers
nosedog

[Mr. Internet]

Yes, that's the one. It was featured as somethingawfuls's link of the day getting 10,000 hits. Then it was featured on Channel Nine's hit show "Worst of the Web", then it was in Ralph Magazine which is a publication about vomit and vomit inducing websites.