Butter

[King_Crud]

What the fuck is the go with butter & margarine? Why must they be put on sanwiches? They taste like shit, they ruin the taste of whatever is on with it. These items should be banned with immediate effect. Butter and margarine aren't from cows, they are the devils smegma. That's right, you're eating smegma sanwiches!!! :swear:

[Doc]

smegma ?

Sounds like something you get in between your toes :eek:

You saying you havent tried it.

Is Smegma Is Good. :p

[kré]

margarine fucking rocks

everyone else like's one or the other, or both.

conclusion: you suck at life. please leave the planet post haste.

[plext]

Bah.

I suppose that you are one of these types that order a mung bean and alfalfa sandwich on rye bread (no butter). Then sits there chewing this cardboard flavoured abomination with a face as long as the Hume, whilst enviously watching the rest of us who discerningly ordered bacon and egg rolls with plenty of butter and bbq sauce.

Healthy eating: Is it worth the misery?

[utopian]

Originally posted by Doc
smegma ?

Sounds like something you get in between your toes :eek:
Or perhaps underneath your foreskin.

Oh wait...

[lb_james]

I feel a poll coming on....

[LeoFlare]

i like to have i cant believe it's not butter it tastes better
and butter and mag are supposed to add flavour and stop the wetness from other fillings getting into the bread

[Fuzzy Dice]

i like butter, it goes well with squirrels. mmm, butter dipped squirrel.

[Fuzzy Dice]

but i don't put butter and margarine on sandwiches. That's what mustard and mayonnaise are for (obligatory sambo mayo reference).

I can understand putting it in a sandwich, unless it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, in which case...i...i'm sorry, it's just too horrible to think about any further.


ps: where did the name margarine come from?

[Wizard of Oz]

FUZZY DICE said:
ps: where did the name margarine come from?

.. HOLY SHIT BATMAN !!! .. I've uncovered an Iranian weapon of mass destruction .. cop this .. was checking out the etymology of "margarine" and look what came up >>
ETYMOLOGY: French, from Greek margaron, pearl, probably back-formation from margarts. Ultimately from Greek margarts, pearl, probably of Iranian origin
.. GASP ! SHOCK !! HORROR !!! .. they're out to get us all !!

.. Actually the description given of margarine would put you off it for life >> "A fatty solid butter substitute consisting of a blend of hydrogenated vegetable oils mixed with emulsifiers, vitamins, coloring matter, and other ingredients. " .. enjoy ..

[utopian]

Sounds delicious.

I don't see why people are so opposed to butter and margarine on sandwiches. It's there so you don't tear the bread by spreading honey/peanut butter/vegemite on it. The only time I don't put butter/margarine on a sandwich is if I'm using avocado or Philadelphia cream cheese (made by Kraft).

[Colonel Kurtz]

A. It stops shit soaking into the bread. For those of you who stuff rabbit food into your sandwiches, if you didn't put any on you'd have a very soggy sandwich

B. Margarine is actually black, it is coloured yellow to look like butter.

C. IMHO margarine is good for everything, from sandwiches and toast, through to cooking and smearing on a pikelet. Butter and fresh bread alone is one of the true great joys of life.

D. Last Tango in Paris. "Better get the butter". 'nough said.

I pity you king crud. I think someone has been putting smegma on your bread instead of the true yellow sandwich spreads.

P.S. Butter comes from cows. Cows rock. They make great pets, they have personality, they keep the lawn down, they are always on time, they give us milk and cream from which we get cheese, yoghurt, milk, protein powders, cream, lactoferrin (incredible preservative) and other good stuff, we can wear their skins or make a neat throw rug out of them, and we can eat them too. Quite simply, cows are nature's perfect animal. If only we could teach one to fetch.

Support the cows king_Crud, they need you, eat the butter.

[Drakin]

You have obviously never seen a jamie oliver cooking show.


Jamie: Now we need to add oh about 300 grams of butter into this, followed by 400grams of sugar...thats the base
Jamie: Now for the filling you'll need about 400grams of butter
Jamie: Now for the topping another 200 grams of butter..

Jamie: There we go a sandwich.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by Drakin
You have obviously never seen a jamie oliver cooking show.


Jamie: Now we need to add oh about 300 grams of butter into this, followed by 400grams of sugar...thats the base
Jamie: Now for the filling you'll need about 400grams of butter
Jamie: Now for the topping another 200 grams of butter..

Jamie: There we go a sandwich.

I have...lotsa times....and let me just say..

YUM!

[iaidoka]

I dont like either on my sandwhiches... but fuck without butter you could kiss goodbye all cakes and biscuits...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. something.

[King_Crud]

Alright lets get a few things straight. I am not a hippy alfalfa rye bread eating 4wd driving yuppie city type who doesn't eat butter because i'm permanently on a diet, or someone who wants butter/margarine banned forever. I just hate it on sandwiches.

The butter you put into cakes is different to the stuff on your sandwich. Once it touches bread there's a chemical reaction between the bread/margarine which turns it into smegma. Sorry i should have explained more at the start. I tohught some of you kiddies were smart and knew science, but obviously some of you need some educating:D

[robotoverflow]

Butter != Margarine
Stop talking about them like they're the same thing.


The way I see it, there are 3 possible explanations for your hate of Butter/Margarine:

A) You're putting too much on the bread
B) You're not putting enough filling in the sandwich
C) You're not fucking normal

[Nandragon]

Squirells dipped in butter sauce. Yummmm
Fuzzy, you're in the wrong state!

As for buttering your bread before making a bologna sandwich....EEEEWWWWWWW.... Just slap the fat on your ass and get it over with.

As for butter keeping the sandwich from getting soggy....how does mayo make your bread soggy?
Sheesh, I can put mayo and pineapple dripping on a sandwich and have no problem.

[dozer]

another of those cross cultral gems, this may inspire me to start a thread on why poms think its so strange to put sauce on a pie/pasty/sausage roll

[deevil]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Sheesh, I can put mayo and pineapple dripping on a sandwich and have no problem.

hmmm...


EW!!! MAYO AND PINEAPPLE????
:barf:

[robotoverflow]

Originally posted by dozer
pasty
Saucing a Pie or Sausage roll I can understand, but doing that to a Pasty... that just doesn't sit well with me. I guess it does depend on the filling though.


Sauce should always be mixed into pies. Not put on top.

[dozer]

sauce is mandatory on a pasty, but apparently not the done thing in the uk, even for sausage rolls and pies. they rekon its fine on chips and thats about it.

and marg on sandwiches is mandatory unless you are some kind of health freak, its the way the earl of sandwich intended it.

[Nandragon]

*wonders if the earl had had mayo or mustard if he would have put it on his bread*



No mayo and pineapple?
how bout mayo and banana sandwich?

[Drakin]

Originally posted by Peregrine
Butter != Margarine
Stop talking about them like they're the same thing.


The way I see it, there are 3 possible explanations for your hate of Butter/Margarine:

A) You're putting too much on the bread
B) You're not putting enough filling in the sandwich
C) You're not fucking normal

Or D) stop being a cheap bastard and buy some good butter.

Yes there is a difference... oh and margarine = crap :D

[r0p3 g1rl]

Originally posted by King_Crud
Alright lets get a few things straight. I am not a hippy alfalfa rye bread eating 4wd driving yuppie city type who doesn't eat butter because i'm permanently on a diet, or someone who wants butter/margarine banned forever. I just hate it on sandwiches.

I agree!!! :D

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by King_Crud
Once it touches bread there's a chemical reaction between the bread/margarine which turns it into smegma.
you must buy some fucked up bread....

[RASPUTIN]

I am totally with you King_Crud. I hate butter an a sandwich. It even smells like smegma or pus which ever you prefer eating. Plus the fact that I would never stick a cows tit and suck on the filthy thing so why the fuck would I swallow the yellow pusy smegma shit that is made from the white snot that drips out of it.

You people who like the smegma pus that is made from dripping white snot out of a cows manure covered tits are the weird ones.

Hmm then again I love eggs and they comes out of a chickens vagina/asshole as they only have one hole. Go figure.

[hazza]

so what is the difference between butter and margarine?

[Drakin]

One is you can make with cream.

The other requires a ph.d.

[Wizard of Oz]

.. hot buttered toasted fruit bread is one of the joys of life .. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm !! .. and you can't make great tomatoe sambos without butter ..

[King_Crud]

Originally posted by RASPUTIN
I am totally with you King_Crud. I hate butter an a sandwich. It even smells like smegma or pus which ever you prefer eating. Plus the fact that I would never stick a cows tit and suck on the filthy thing so why the fuck would I swallow the yellow pusy smegma shit that is made from the white snot that drips out of it.

You people who like the smegma pus that is made from dripping white snot out of a cows manure covered tits are the weird ones.

Hmm then again I love eggs and they comes out of a chickens vagina/asshole as they only have one hole. Go figure.

Werd. Eggs are cool. How come something from a bum tastes good but something from a tit doesn't. I'm a tit man. Guess i prefer chickens to cows in the beastiality stakes

And good question hazza, what is margarine made from?

[pleed]

butter sucks arse and so does margarine.
It's completely gross on sandwhiches and makes me dry wretch, the only thing it's good for is to melt over pancakes or crumpets.

[CMYK]

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Four times the price of Australian butter and worth it.

[Cassa]

Can't believe I didn't notice this thread before.

Butter and margarine are fucking gross. If I eat a sandwich that has either of those on it, I can feel it coagulating in my arteries (I have high cholesterol so it's bad for me as well as gross).

But then again I also hate eggs, cheese (low fat philadelphia excepted) meat fish and milk.

[Lina]

Originally posted by hazza
so what is the difference between butter and margarine?

Yur honestly saying you don't know the difference? Geezus! They are completely different products. One is made with cream, the other with oil.

Butter is god, as far as these sort of things go. One cannot make a good sacher torte without it. And it's a bloody must in sandwiches!

Throw out margarine. It sucks mightily.

[CMYK]

I'm with Lina.

Life's too short not to use butter.

Margarine is teh suck!

[angel_b]

At the end of processing, margarine is actually black and is thereafter bleached to a buttery colour to make it palatable. :eek:

Butter is pure dairy and is a good source of Vitamin B.

Butter is good.