of the people, by the people and for the people?

[m0loch]

the subject line is something that American's have believed in since America's inception but I fail to see how it is true today. Maybe in earlier times but certainly not now. When 50 million phone numbers have been added to the national no-call list and a judge steps in to halt the effects of said list in the interest of non-living, non-breathing corporate interests, it really pisses me off. It is obvious that the people who America's constitution was written for want this no-call list it is also obvious that a judge was paid off or just has no fucking sense. The telemarketers are trying to make the public believe that this no call list shouldn't be implemented because it will destroy their industry and American's will lose jobs. Fuckin' great I say, you god-dammed telemarketers piss me and most everyone else off. You steal money from the sick and the old. And as far as people losing jobs.. So fuckin' what, its not like these jobs require any skils. There are plenty of jobs, hell use your ability to speak english to get a management job at McDonalds or something, at least then not everyone you talk to will hate your bottom feeding ass.

[Wizard of Oz]

.. learn to have fun with telemarketers ..
.. tell them that you will go and get the person they are asking for .. disappear and then come back and tell them you are still looking for the person .. disappear again .. see who gets fed-up first ..
.. keep them talking .. ask THEM questions about anything either general (How's the weather where you are ?) or explicit (Do you swallow when you give head?) ..
.. involve them in your current phone sex fantasy .. ask them what they are wearing or tell them what you hope they are wearing ..
.. be inventive .. I am sure there are other ways of brightening up the lives of these essentially dull people ..