fucking smokers!

[iaidoka]

First of all, Im glad there is a section like this. very therapudic. :).

Anyway..

I hate you motherfucking smokers. There is nothing I hate more than having to breath in your death fumes as I walk along the street in the city, going to work.

Today there was this short ugly fat fuck with a short neck smoking away on what only must of been the highest fucking filter possible.. because he was a small distance ahead and i was coughing and gagging on his motherfucking smoke

I can tell you, short fuck, I was happily imaginging hitting you in the side of the neck with my bokken REAL hard.. that will put a dint in your day.

I read in MX (free magazine for Melbourne people), they are thinking about herding you motherfuckers into a grotto so that normal human beings dont have to put up with your existance.. hopefully this will come into effect.. and doubley as hopefull all that second hand smoke in one area will speed up your lung cancer so we can wipe out your miserably selfish existance from this planet as soon as possible.

*Note: If there is anyone here that smokes, but is curteous enough to actually not do it around other people (although i severely doubt it), you have my blessing and I hope your lung cancer is as mild as possible before your death.*

[pleed]

I hate it when smokers stub cigerette's out on my hands.

[Blunt]

I smoke. It's rad. Cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt.

[Zan]

iaidoka. I 100% agree with you. Filthy, disgusting habit.

If they have to go around fucking up their bodies, could they at least not blow all the shit into our faces when they exhale :swear:

[sortius]

hahahahaha.....

you know what I hate....

non-smokers....

with all your "if you didnt smoke you'd live for 5 minutes longer for every ciggarette"... fuck man, you people never give up. on top of that, you non-smokers always seem to group around a poor smoker, then when it gets up your nose you cough like you're going to kick the bucket...

true, if I was 14 again, I wouldn't start... but that should be all the more reason non-smokers should STFU about smokers. we're the ones doing it tough, we got hooked and now cant stop *lights a ciggie*.... uuuh.... uuuh... where was I? oh, right, bitching about non-smokers.... cant type now... too busy smoking...

[still life]

I got burnt by some old fucker in the mosh at Manson last week, apparently his addiction was far more important than anyone around him.

He was wearing heaps of rings and kept jabbing people too, what a fucktard.

[Blunt]

I only smoke around other smokers because who wants to light up with anti/non smokers about and listen to them bitch and moan and lecture everyone about the dangers of the offending cancer sticks. Smoke around smokers and keep your shit away from the people who do not, lest you be told for the millionth fucking time that "...those things will kill you, you know". Fucken easy as piss.

[still life]

Originally posted by Blunt
I only smoke around other smokers because who wants to light up with anti/non smokers about and listen to them bitch and moan and lecture everyone about the dangers of the offending cancer sticks. Smoke around smokers and keep your shit away from the people who do not, lest you be told for the millionth fucking time that "...those things will kill you, you know". Fucken easy as piss.

You were blowing smoke in my face yesterday you sexy hunk of manmeat.

omg personal attack! call the mod-squad!

[thingy]

Originally posted by still life
omg personal attack! call the mod-squad!

As you wish.

[Blunt]

I did it to attract sexy people and arseholes. In the end I got a sexy arsehole. Cor!

[RASPUTIN]

Hehe I find the concept of bitching about the smell of smoking and walking in the city expecting to breath non poluted air amusing.

All those bitching non smokers should protest and suck on a cars exhaust pipe.

[gyrus]

I totally agree. There is nothing I hate more than walking behind someone who is smoking. I just want to take my skateboard and bash there fucking head in. And when I wait for the bus, I'll be standing there and someone will start smoking next to me. I make a rude face and then walk off. I hope they do in sydney what they did in new york. Make a no smoking zone in the CBD. Fucking pricks.

[pleed]

The World Health Organization estimates that by 2020 tobacco-related illness including heart disease, cancer and respiratory disorders will be the world's leading killer, responsible for more deaths than AIDS, tuberculosis, road accidents, murder and suicide put together.

so all you smokers who are addicted, I say "nar nar na nar nar"

[gamooma]

Originally posted by pleed
The World Health Organization estimates that by 2020 tobacco-related illness including heart disease, cancer and respiratory disorders will be the world's leading killer, responsible for more deaths than AIDS, tuberculosis, road accidents, murder and suicide put together.

so all you smokers who are addicted, I say "nar nar na nar nar"

Just a question: is that pleasant little statistic taking into account all the people who get heart disease, cancer and respiratory disorders for non-smoke related reasons? Genetic susceptablility, for example. There are plenty of other causes of heart disease, cancer, etc...

And to all you non-smokers who aren't addicted, I say "SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE AND STOP COMPLAINING!"

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by gamooma
Just a question: is that pleasant little statistic taking into account all the people who get heart disease, cancer and respiratory disorders for non-smoke related reasons? Genetic susceptablility, for example. There are plenty of other causes of heart disease, cancer, etc...

And to all you non-smokers who aren't addicted, I say "SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE AND STOP COMPLAINING!"

we, by whome i meen the sane non-smoking population, shall beligerantly smile at you as you hurl abuses at us.. between your coughing fits, of course.

[nosedog]

Originally posted by gamooma
"SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE AND STOP COMPLAINING!"

how about "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SMOKER CUNT BECAUSE MY FUCKING TAX DOLLARS WILL BE PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING HEALTHCARE WHEN YOUR STINKING ARSE GETS FUCKING CANCER AT AGE 40, SO HOW ABOUT I COME PAY YOU A FUCKING VISIT IN HOSPITAL AND STICK A FUCKING CHEMOTHERAPY MACHINE UP YOUR WHEEZING EMPHYSEMIC ARSE"

[dozer]

i thought smokers paid enuff tax when buying de product to cover themselves in later life, kind of like an investment.

unless that is if you have a few big leaves growing out the back.

[Jaz]

Bars should have a smoking and non smoking section. Use all the aircon resources on the non-smoking part (you know, to get rid of spillage) and the smoking part can be a closed system that has visibility rating of 20cm. Everyone wins coz poor people like blunt can just walk in and suck in the second hand smoke by the lungful.

[CMYK]

Smokers are the Flat Earthers of the new millenium: despite reams of evidence against tobacco they continue an antisocial, self-destructive and ultimately deadly behaviour, and complain that they are being shunned by the rest of society.

What's so pleasureable about sucking in the smoke from burning leaves and then blowing it out again? Particularly given that many of you do it while huddling in a cold doorway shivering to feed your habit.

You are all so stupid that the fact that it costs around $10 a day for a pack-a-day lungbuster isn't enough to make you stop. How many of you wish you had an extra $3500 or so a year to spend?

[gamooma]

Originally posted by nosedog
how about "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SMOKER CUNT BECAUSE MY FUCKING TAX DOLLARS WILL BE PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING HEALTHCARE WHEN YOUR STINKING ARSE GETS FUCKING CANCER AT AGE 40, SO HOW ABOUT I COME PAY YOU A FUCKING VISIT IN HOSPITAL AND STICK A FUCKING CHEMOTHERAPY MACHINE UP YOUR WHEEZING EMPHYSEMIC ARSE"

It's a date :weed:

[rascuache]

Having the on again off again relationship i have had with cigarettes since my 13th birthday i can say this:

To me there is nothing more alluring when you have just given up than the smell of someone lighting up....ohhhhhh boy, but lately i just cant be arsed to keep up the habit, its too high maintenance, smoking out in the cold, paying out money every week that i could so easily spend on something else and then having to put out the effort to go out and have a smoke. I love having a cigarette with coffee or beer or any alcohol but goddamn if i have to do it out in the cold and make myself uncomfortable to do it,its not fucking worth it.

the only other thing is, stale smoke is pretty filthy, it does stink your house up abit, and your clothes, i've never enjoyed that part of smoking.

I dont hate smokers, or non smokers, i dont whinge about either, i'm pretty apathetic on the whole thing cause i figure i dont want to be hassled when i feel like having a smoke

[Chrissy]

Ah, you non-smokers just don't get it do you?

The beautiful feeling of peace and warmth as you inhale your first ciggy of the day, perhaps accompanied by a steaming cup of Earl Grey tea.

I feel sorry for you, you are all missing out on a beautiful experience.

In reply to those of you who say that your taxes will go towards curing my lung cancer, I say that my taxes will go towards your healthcare when you have gout and liver disease from drinking too much alcohol or heart disease from eating too much red meat

When I smoke, my dog ends go in a bin so I don't litter. When you drink you eat kebabs and sctatter the meat over the pavements for me to slip on the next morning, or throw up on the street which makes me gag when I have to walk past it.

Don't pretend that you non smokers are so holier than thou! You have as many bad habits as me, if not more since I don't drink, and I don't eat shit!

Smoking is :cool:

[Jaz]

Originally posted by Chrissy
In reply to those of you who say that your taxes will go towards curing my lung cancer, I say that my taxes will go towards your healthcare when you have gout and liver disease from drinking too much alcohol or heart disease from eating too much red meat

When I smoke, my dog ends go in a bin so I don't litter. When you drink you eat kebabs and sctatter the meat over the pavements for me to slip on the next morning, or throw up on the street which makes me gag when I have to walk past it.

Don't pretend that you non smokers are so holier than thou! You have as many bad habits as me, if not more since I don't drink, and I don't eat shit!

You're not out of the woods yet. Since when are all smokers vegetarians???

[MisterBishi]

A cigarette may well take five minutes off my life, but it takes me ten minutes to smoke one, that's a five minute net gain.

[sagit]

Originally posted by Jaz
You're not out of the woods yet. Since when are all smokers vegetarians???

and who says i eat kebabs when i drink?

[Chrissy]

I don't drink alcohol and I don't eat red meat, and that's all I care about.

My point is that while non smokers go on about the damage that us smokers do to our's and other peoples health, you non smokers ain't whiter than white in the 'healthy living' stakes. I bet that most of you drive a car at least. That isn't exactly making the air I breathe any cleaner.

Anyway, it's a pointless argument, the more you moan about smokers, the more we do it just to piss you off. :p

[nosedog]

Chrissy, I don't pretend to be holier than thou.

But I challenge you to think of one habit more consistently irritating to other people than smoking in public. Would you fucking whinge if I started burning a big stinking pile of dogshit nearby while you were trying to enjoy a meal at a restaraunt or a beer at a pub? Too right you would.

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by h3@ven53nt
*wonders if bishi so spectacularly obtuse that...*

Fool.

[Naiad]

Originally posted by Chrissy
Don't pretend that you non smokers are so holier than thou! You have as many bad habits as me, if not more since I don't drink, and I don't eat shit!
Dude! You know some pretty wierd non-smokers...I've never eaten shit myself...

I am totally with iaidoka. Smokers in the street, walking in front of me; smokers at concerts; smokers at football stadiums; smokers in poorly air-conditioned pubs all piss me off.

Personally, I'm not troubled by the cancer thing. We piss out more death from our car exhausts every day than 10 smokers could possibly spew from their lungs, but what I FUCKING HATE BEYOND BELIEF is that I have to stink like warm, wet turd from a pus-filled dog's arse after every concert or night out, that I have to SMELL that filthy shit in the street where I'm walking - fuck you! Do I go and fart in your fucking face just because "it's a habit, fuck I'm sorry - I just can't help myself" - NO. So don't blow your vile gases in my face. There are plenty of places which are all well and good to smoke: outside the pub; outside your work or whatever; somewhere other than in front of me when I'm walking; at your own house (a note to my smoker friends who smoke while I'm over: THIS is how much I enjoy your company - I still come over and I never complain because it's your house).

To all pissed off non-smokers: All we need to do, as a group is carry around a small can of fart gas or similar (which can be found in any novelty store) and whenever your sinuses are being assaulted by foul air from smokers, just find the source and spray a few shot of fart gas in their general direction. They'll get the hint - that stuff stinks almost as bad as cigarettes. If they complain, just tell them that it's a terrible, dirty habit you have and that you can't help yourself and that it's your right after all. Oh and if the gas from your can catches fire and ignites their hair, you may want to seek legal advice. ;)

Oh and I walk really fast, so I generally get in front of the predominantly slow-walking smokers and wish I did have a fart brewing.

:werd:

[Chrissy]

Originally posted by nosedog
Chrissy, I don't pretend to be holier than thou.

But I challenge you to think of one habit more consistently irritating to other people than smoking in public. Would you fucking whinge if I started burning a big stinking pile of dogshit nearby while you were trying to enjoy a meal at a restaraunt or a beer at a pub? Too right you would.

Yes you bloody are holier than thou, all you non smokers are!... 'ooh don't invade my personal space with your filthy habit, I don't want to breathe your second hand smoke and die of lung cancer from passive smoking'!

In that case, don't vomit on my shoes after a night out on the piss, I have no desire to slip on your reguritated stomach contents, smash my head on the pavement and die of a broken neck! Or don't drive your car near my house, I don't want my child to breathe your noxious exhaust fumes which will damage his lungs.

One habit that is more consistently annoying than smoking in public, is non smokers whinging about it.

The simple fact is that there are seriously nasty smells in this world, and cigarette smoke is pretty minor compared to some of them.

Personally, I find the smell of Kebabs, stale beer and day old sweaty pits much more offensive than cigarette smoke. When you look at it, us smokers are doing you a favour by masking those smells from you. Just think, if we all gave up smoking, you would all find something else to moan about. But you can bet any money you like it wouldn't be car exhaust fumes which are probably far worse to all our health than cigarettes, bcause cars benefit you.

It's my right to smoke, I am sure that there are things that I would find offensive about you should we ever meet.

I try to be considerate when I light up, I don't smoke in restaurants since I am aware it's not very nice to inflict my preferences on someone else, I also turn my mobile phone off, since that is a pet hate of mine, people talking on mobiles when they are eating dinner, it's just rude.

I am not going to stop smoking when I am walking down the street, although if there are a lot of kids about, I won't.

The bottom line is, I like smoking, I am aware that it's bad for me, and I am aware that I am probably shortening my life span by doing so. But I don't care! Just like you don't care when you are having a good time doing something that you know to be bad for you, but you are enjoying yourself too much to stop and think about it.

[That Bloke]

I'm a non-smoker but half the non-smokers who bitch about smokers really shit me, If the Uniting church is going to give fucking filthy smack junkies a building to spike their vein in all fareness there has to be somewhere smokers can go without being treated like they were Hitler.


PS: It's always amusing when you see pot smokers bitching about tobacco smokers(not apparent here but you'de be surprised how often I see it), apparently when the logic train was going there way they were playing on the tracks.

[Naiad]

Originally posted by That_Bloke
PS: It's always amusing when you see pot smokers bitching about tobacco smokers...
Guilty...BUT I've never smoked it in a pub, at a(n indoor) concert or with people who didn't smoke...And I haven't even SEEN any pot in probably a year...Apparently I smoked so much when I was younger that I've lost all ambition to go and get it! :D

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by Chrissy
blah blah blah smoking rox blah blah blah i dont care blah blah

i cant think of many nasty smells that can actually have a active hand in killing me

and im all for you smokers killing yourself as soon as possible. again, just dont drag us down with you.

[Rod]

Smokers,

It doesn't bother me that you smoke. For all I care you can slowly kill yourselves with your habit, whilst smelling, wasting money, coughing etc along the way. The second hand smoike doesn't even bother me. I even, as a non-smoker mond you, go to the extent of saying that non-smoking laws are silly. Here I am in a bar killing my kidney and liver, but my smoker buddies can't do the same to their lungs? Hell, I may as well damage a couple of internal organs. It also annoys me that half of my mates have to go outside every 30 mins for a smoke, especially at venues of general unhealthy behaviour (i.e. bars).

But for fuck's sake. Put your fucking butts in the bin.
What gives you the right to drop your butt, tread on it and leave it
there to be an eyesore? Smokers even will diligently put their beer cans etc in the bin and simply drop their butts where they stand.

Don't even get me started on cunts that throw unextinguished butts out of their car window.

That is all.

[SpyderHunter]

Alright, I'll put it in simple terms for all of you. What you're doing is suicide and your just trying to see how many people you can take down with you. So in my opinion you are all the exact same thing as Muslim extremists. Smoking=kill others and yourself Car bombing=kill others and yourself.

[robotoverflow]

Originally posted by SpyderHunter
Alright, I'll put it in simple terms for all of you. What you're doing is suicide and your just trying to see how many people you can take down with you. So in my opinion you are all the exact same thing as Muslim extremists. Smoking=kill others and yourself Car bombing=kill others and yourself.
Although i'm not a smoker I think I can safely say that no one is trying to kill anyone else with second-hand smoke, and if there are people doing this they haven't put much effort into their plan.

I'm not exactly in favour of smoking (i've only touched the stuff once) but I don't really give a shit if other people do it. I spend lunch breaks at tafe talking to 5-6 smokers and it doesn't bother me one bit, even when I get smoke inadvertantly blown in my face.

At least I get the opportunity to tease them about cancer. :p

[RASPUTIN]

*chortles* Did you know that mankind is cutting down the worlds forests at an alarming rate? What has this got to do with anything you ask. Mwooahahahaa weeellllll everybody breaths out carbon dioxide WHICH is poisonous to humans in large doses you the NON-SMOKERS of the world are just as bad as SMOKERS in killing other people due to their obnoxious gases eminating from their mouths.

hehe at least I amuse myself.

BTW Bifrost I am an excellent farter and enjoy farting in enclosed spaces and get a kick out of watching people try to ignore it. So I am happy to go one on one anyday. Me with my lovely sweat smelling ciggies and farts an you with your tin of fart gase which also BTW has cfc's in it which contribute to the ozone layer problem and *gasp* you terrorist. Plotting to get other people to use cfc's to reduce the ozone layer. You should be ashamed :)

[Maestro]

CFC's have been banned in all Western nations in almost all products (certainly as propellants in spray cans) since the late 1980's onwards. Carbon dioxide is only harmful in high concentrations, and the point regarding whether or not the cutting down of trees is ultimately harms everybody else's health is a non-issue. If everybody is harmed by it, then smokers still continue to harm themselves more by smoking. Their smoking is in no way mitigated by our depleting ozone layer or the increase in noxious gases that are only partly the result of tree felling, nor to smokers contribute any less to that problem than non-smokers.

Apart from the fact that environmental arguments are laughable in this context, if people are going to present them, at least make them valid...

[RASPUTIN]

Ya penis breath. Where is the fun in producing facts. At the end of the day smokers will always smoke, non-smokers will always winge about smokers and penis breaths will always spout crap about valid arguments. Passes ciggie to Maestro, here suck on this. I have rubbed it with hash oil to mellow you out lol.

[Goat Boy]

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.

The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?

Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fucks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I'll become one of you...Don't take that wrong.

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?.......Non-smokers die every day...Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality....You're dead too.

/Bill Hicks

[primus]

I'm a smoker and I hate all you tards that drive cars and screw all the air up while I'm riding my bike. Same arguement. Get the fuck over it.

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by primus
I'm a smoker and I hate all you tards that drive cars and screw all the air up while I'm riding my bike. Same arguement. Get the fuck over it.

ha, ha, ha

smoker :)

oh and btw.. I dont drive, I take pubic transport.

the pubic is not a typo :)

[Chocoholic]

I smoke.... Fuck me?

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by Chocoholic
I smoke.... Fuck me?

not now; wife is within earshot

[Buffy]

meh.

we all pollute.
we all suck.
we are all going to die.
whatever.

:D

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by iaidoka
i cant think of many nasty smells that can actually have a active hand in killing me

Amonia, Sodium Hydroxide,..........But that's just my line of work.


and im all for you smokers killing yourself as soon as possible. .

Not likely, usually takes 20 years+ to actually kill, & then you get 84 year olds who have been pack a day smokers since they were 16, go figure:confused:

[iaidoka]

thou art splitting hairs, sir !

[royale]

Originally posted by SpyderHunter
Alright, I'll put it in simple terms for all of you. What you're doing is suicide and your just trying to see how many people you can take down with you. So in my opinion you are all the exact same thing as Muslim extremists. Smoking=kill others and yourself Car bombing=kill others and yourself.


You absolute fucktard.

stupidity in its pure form = regression of the human race.
regression of the human race will lead to extinction
therefore you are contributing heavily to the destruction of the species, so get the fuck off my planet.

[DodgyAmnesiac]

leave smokers alone. i didn't use to smoke except when i drink. now i enjoy that after diner ciggy and glass of wine (when i can get ahold of some). nothing is more relaxing << sigh >>

[Fuzzy Dice]

The Word According To Leary:

I love to smoke. I smoke SEVEN THOUSAND packs a day, okay? And I am never fucking quitting. I don't care how many laws they make. What's the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment, under a blanket with all the lights out? Is that the fucking rule now, huh? The cops are outside, "We know you have the cigarettes, come out of the house with the cigarettes above your head."
"You'll never get me, copper. I'm never coming out, see? I got a cigarette machine right here in my bedroom, yeah."

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies. So I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time. Aaaaaaaaa! I'm going to get NINE tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man. I want that throat cancer, that's the best kind, do you know why? You get that throat cancer they give you that voicebox thing, you know what i'm talking about? bleagh, makes you talk like this, na na na na. Sure It's scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voicebox. Get a voicebox, walk around the streets of Manhatten, "You got any spare change? "
"HERE'S MY WHOLE WALLET GET AWAY FROM ME! AAAAAGH!"

Imagine a whole family with voiceboxes. That'd be creepy wouldn't it? They'd be out in that backyard everyday there in the summer, "Dad, can we go to the beach?"
"Yes, get your mother and the dog, we'll leave right now. Sparky c'mere."
"Arf arf arf arf arf."

Or the ultimate irony: A guy with a voicebox pulling up to the window at McDonalds. That has to suck, huh? "Can I help you?"
"Big mac and a large order of fries."
"Stop making fun of me."
"I'm not making fun of you."
"I'm getting the manager."
"Get the fucking manager I don't care."

I can remember a time in this country when men were proud to get cancer, God dammit! When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, "Take 'em both out! I don't fucking need 'em! I'll grow gills and breath like a fish!"

[Fuzzy Dice]

There's a whole lot more to that Dennis Leary bit. It fucking rules. It's on his "No cure for Cancer" album.

The POINT is that every single smoker in the world (sweeping genralization) has had some whining, self-righteous non-smoker come up to them and start in on them. You know what? I don't smoke. I don't care if someone else does. I don't particularily enjoy coming home from a bar and reeking like smoke, but it's not like I went there to do anything healthy now was it?

"You know, those things are bad for you."
"You know, every cigarette you smoke takes ten minutes off your life."

Blah blah motherfucking blah. No shit? I thought they were good for you. I thought they had vitamin c in them and stuff. Smokers already have to go smoke outside. Hell, in Canada, people aren't even allowed to smoke at Bingo anymore. You have to have been to a bingo to understand what i'm saying here - a bingo hall IS second hand smoke. There's no air there. You go to them because you like to sit still and smoke and breath in other people's smoke.

If you genuinely enjoy smoking then why shouldn't you be able to do it? It's a vice. Vices are nasty, self-destructive little habits that you take an enormous amount of pleasure from. Everyone needs a few vices.

Everyone knows how bad they are for you. There is no way to escape that kind of propaganda campaign. What shits me is that holier than thou non-smokers still think it's necessary to bombard people with images and information about this. They teach this crap in schools! I remember the health woman coming in with cigarettes and that plastic, see thru pair of lungs with sponge inside and then making that pair of lungs smoke the cigarette. You got to see exactly how much stayed in your lungs.

For the amount of time and money that's wasted on anti-smoking campaings, we could probably have fucking hovercars that run on solar power by now.

Self-righteous non smokers piss me off.

[Thyrd]

Seriously all those people who complain about smokers, and how its a serious health risk, well what about that fatty burger you just ate? Oh noes that isnt bad for you, doesnt cause heart problems, hypocritical fucks.

Something people really need to look at is the results posted by many tests these days, there are many that say spouses living with a full smoker do not suffer as much as the really damning tests say. However, because tobacco use is demonised, anyone who claims second hand smoke isnt as bad as what was originally thought is considered to be in cahoots with the tobacco companies.

[Bostonmess]

Does this resurrected thread mean Iaidoka is a smokerist?:weed:

BTW Thyrd I think your burger analogy is a bit poor. Maybe if the burger eaters crapped in your mouth afterwards?:aah:




:D

[iaidoka]

wow now isnt this nostalgic =) i saw the thread title on front page and was like "hrm.. i think i wrote that..." hehe.

Seriously all those people who complain about smokers, and how its a serious health risk, well what about that fatty burger you just ate? Oh noes that isnt bad for you, doesnt cause heart problems, hypocritical fucks.

i dont mind fat people who eat themselves silly (those were my teenage years, hehe).. or people who drink / smoke.

I just dont want to be personally affected.. it honestly concerns me when i have to breath in second hand smoke, it makes me feel physically sick.

"now, some of my best mates smoke" (lol), however they are always nice enough to go outside when they want a smoke b/c they know it upsets me.



btw LOL bostoness =)

[dogwomble]

You know, I can see the point of the nonsmokers here.

However, as a smoker myself, I can see that what those whiny, whingey non smokers are doing is going to have jack shit influence on us smokers. Think about it. We all know it's bad. Why do we do it? Because we're addicted. There are many smokers like me who would quit smoking in a second if it was as easy as "I'm never having another cigarette again". I have already made three quit smoking attempts, and I know exactly how hard it is.

[HAL]

Ironically, the majority of all the whining and whinging in this thread comes from smokers defending themselves.

[iaidoka]

I have already made three quit smoking attempts, and I know exactly how hard it is.

the odds are definately stacked against you, what with them being engineered to be as addictive as all fuck.

I myself am trying to give up diet coke.. and wow its almost impossible.. theres diet coke *everywhere!* how am i suppost to quit when they offer me a large diet coke with my nandos chicken ?

mmmmmmmm.. nandos

mmmmm, perinaise chip dip

[The Cunt]

Did you know that smoking is the leading cause of nipple cancer.
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Well I didn't either, but I pulled that fact out of my arse. But seriously, we need MORE people to smoke.

People are living longer. The world's population is fast reaching saturation point. We need to get rid of the fuckwits and shooting them is illegal in most countries.

[Merudo]

smoking for some has become an addiction, but remember, for a lot of others its nothing but something to indulge in sometimes just like a drink or something like that.

I've never been hassled by non-smokers... must be because I smoke so infrequently the last pack I bought lasted me a month. :P
I don't feel the need to suck on one of those sticks every 30 minutes or whatever, nor do I have one every day... but sometimes, just like a good drink, I just feel like one.

The irony here is most smokers scoff at that... but oh well *shrugs*



This whole thread didn't even need to occur, most people, smokers or non smokers, don't use common courtesy toward other people. It just so happens that smokers without any common courtesy will light up at the bus stop, blow smoke in peoples faces while walking through the CBD and so on, so forth.

It's a bit more of a "public" display of their lack of manners and it definitely is irritating. I know, both my parents used to smoke a fair bit. My dad still does, but my mum doesn't.

If everyone was a little more considerate, then the drunks could drink, the smokers could smoke, and the morbidly obese could eat, and everyone would be happy.


I must be describing some sort of fantasy land, though.
:rolleyes:

[AsterisK]

It's probably already been said, but people who walk up and sit beside you and light up, especially at a train station, are assholes... Fullstop.

[dwarfthrower]

the odds are definately stacked against you, what with them being engineered to be as addictive as all fuck.

Not true at all. No-one has ever died from nicotine withdrawls. I gave up after 15 years. A few slip ups here and there more because I enjoy a smoke rather than anything else. But no patches, no chewy... just willpower. It's pretty easy because none of my friends are smokers, so if I don't buy any then the temptation isn't in front of me.

It's more of a mental addiction than anything else. For a few weeks I'd find myself getting up from my desk to go for a smoke olny to get to the door of my office before remembering that I'd given up. It's a habit more than a physical addiction.

[AsterisK]

I don't smoke, yet I get cravings sometimes to just have a drag... I blame you smoking assholes... LAWSUIT!!! :P

[biomechanic]

The venom towards smokers here is quite staggering. You're lucky you don't smoke, you can save that $10/$11 a day and go to therapy once a week to tackle your anger issues.

[Juice Biscuit]

Not true at all. No-one has ever died from nicotine withdrawls.


I'm going to have to call a 50% bullshit on that one. While no-one may have died due to suffering from withdrawls, I'm willing to bet major cash that many people have been murdered due to nicotine withdrawls.

[BtrFly]

I don't smoke, yet I get cravings sometimes to just have a drag... I blame you smoking assholes... LAWSUIT!!! :P
i agree with you here Asterisk. i used to work in an RSL where most of the people smoked. now when i get stressed i occasionally crave a nicotine hit. its not good. REALLY not good... I dont smoke, and I never have, probably never will, but somedays i think that a cigarette is the only thing to calm me down. Never act on it though.

[AsterisK]

I have only ever smoked when i am drinking, even then, its only if one of my mates offers me one. That only happens like once in a blue moon, thankfully... I am the only person in my family who doesnt smoke... Gives me the shits, cuz they sit there blowing smoke in your face and all sorts of crap like that...

Then again, these are the same people who think it is "cool" to slowly kill yourself...

[Sodapop]

Ah who cares.

Live healthy, die anyway.

[The Cunt]

It's probably already been said, but people who walk up and sit beside you and light up, especially at a train station, are assholes... Fullstop.

Well what about that fatty burger of the person on the OTHER side of you that he just ate?

Don't you just HATE the smell of it!

And all the coughing and hacking and spluttering FAT all over you so you STINK?

And what about that SECOND HAND cholesterol!

Inconsiderate cunts.

[AsterisK]

Well what about that fatty burger of the person on the OTHER side of you that he just ate?

Don't you just HATE the smell of it!

And all the coughing and hacking and spluttering FAT all over you so you STINK?

And what about that SECOND HAND cholesterol!

Inconsiderate cunts.

fucking oath... lets stick it to the man.

[ShinymetalASS]

I shant defend the indefensible

;)

[dwarfthrower]

I shant defend the indefensible

;)

must... resist... lawyer... wisecrack

[ShinymetalASS]

must... resist... lawyer... wisecrack

Particularly when certain unnamed individuals large enough to throw persons of the dwarvish persuasion are such an unholy influence on the wisecracking lawyer.

;)

[Tintin]

omg the worst part is seeing hawt ch1X0rs light up ciggies... it brings a tear to my eye to think their addiction will see a certain end to their eye-candy-ish appearance within a very short space of time. I've seen it before, and it's not pretty. It's inconsiderate too!!

[bronco]

I'm not a smoker, but if you are, it's a free country. I know a lot of people that smoke, and I give them shit about smoking and they give me shit about not smoking, but no one really cares.

A few good anti-smoking "pranks" I have seen, should you be game enough to mess with a smoker's ciggies:

Quite a common one is to carefully replace the tobacco with tea leaves or dried parsley, then just put a bit of tobacco back in the end so it looks normal... Apparently it isn't really nice.

My mate didn't like his mum smoking so he used to grab the shotgun (he was from a farm) and shoot the new packet of cigarettes on the lawn and leave it for his mum to find.

Offer to light your friends smoke and light it about 2/3 of the way along... Although they usually notice what your trying to do.

One more is when drinking with mates pretend you want a drag when they give it to you, stub in out in an empty glass (preferably with ice in the bottom), although when drinking this often makes them a tad agro...

[phunkachunka]

Ah who cares.

Live healthy, die anyway.

Too fucking right. Though it should be modified slightly.

Ah who cares.

Live......die anyway.

I am a smoker, and I try to be as considerate to others as possible. If there is someone i am talking to while having a smoke, I will try as hard as possible not to blow it in there direction (given current wind direction and so forth). If I am at dinner, (i have to now) but I would go outside to smoke, not sit in a smoking section.

One thing that used to get up my nose when you could still smoke inside, was bloody non smokers that would sit in smoking sections, then complain to all the smokers around. Go fucking sit in the (bigger) section that is devoted to non smokers. How friggin stupid. This problem no longer exists anymore due to not being able to smoke inside.

I don't usually get into these arguments as they are a bit pointless, nobody wins and everyone gets the shits about it.

[Kez]

I dont like smoking. It harms my baby.

Cigars though... I plan on trying one on my 18th.

[fuzz!]

in the words of ninja pirate (http://www.ninjapirate.com/smoking.html).

"...if kissing a smoker is really that bad, just skip foreplay. Contrary to what anti-tobacco campaigns might say, fucking a smoker is a lot better than rubbing your dick in an ashtray..."

and maddog (http://maddog.buzzword.com/stories/storyReader$132).

"Let's face it. Smoking a cigarette is cool. All the activities involved are stylish and chic. Cupping one's hands to light a ciggie. Tapping the packet before taking one out. Contemplatively blowing smoke out the side of one's mouth. Taking an aggressive draw. Tapping the ash to show nonchalance. Stubbing out a cigarette to finish an argument.

Even standing around outside, swapping jokes and cigarettes is a good networking tactic.

The bad news is that smoking is, of course, stinky and bad for you."

[MisterBishi]

I stopped in about October but I think I might start again just to piss non-smokers off.

[primus]

I hate bitchy non smokers.... especially reformed smokers who think they are better than you know because they quit.... but really they all hang for a smoke and miss the sweet sweet taste.....

[Elf_Girl]

Most of my family smokes.
My dad had a heart attack. Decided to stop. good for him.

I don't care if someone smokes or not, I myself am not a smoker, can't stand the smell. but fuck it, its your life, your body, do what the hell you bloody want I say! We all have to die someday!

[SOC]

First of all, Im glad there is a section like this. very therapudic.
It's therapeutic, too.

[piggle]

i cant stand it when smokers go near me and they smell. i really hate it if someone is smoking and then they get on the bus and sit next to me..STINKY.

[Holster]

I really hate it when I'm sitting on the train minding my own business and whiny teenagers set next to me and proceed to bitch and whinge to their friends in the loudest possible voice.

Seriously though, it's public transport. PUBLIC, don't like the public? get the fuck off.

[SOC]

Do those whiny teenagers smoke?

[stewie]

i stopped last thursday, i no its tragic for a person of my age to be smoking, but i have stopped, so its all good! im even swimming eveyday now!!! lol

[The Cunt]

I really hate it when I'm sitting on the train minding my own business and whiny teenagers set next to me and proceed to bitch and whinge to their friends in the loudest possible voice.

Seriously though, it's public transport. PUBLIC, don't like the public? get the fuck off.
Seriously though, it's public transport. PUBLIC, don't like the public? Get the fuck off.

[Holster]

That's why I choose to drive everywhere :D

[SOC]

Yes, but do you drive and smoke at the same time?

[Movius]

Damn Zombie Thread. back to your Tar-filled grave.

[SOC]

This thread had cancer, but it went into remission. I give it three months, tops.

[wolfpac181]

Least a Smoker is killing themself. Not like some arsehole that's driving some auto that gets 2 M/G or Km/L, then bitching about people smoking.

I smoke, and always put others outside the smoking bubble. If I need one, I go far away from others. Not just so I don't have to hear their usless bitching, but also for consideration. It's my bad habit, and I prefer not to share it with others as much as I can.

[coreageek]

I can't believe that this thread is still alive.
Smoking is good for you, and everyone knows that.

[dogwomble]

Yes, we all know that it increases your lung capacity.

[iaidoka]

i stopped last thursday, i no its tragic for a person of my age to be smoking, but i have stopped, so its all good! im even swimming eveyday now!!! lol

congratulations man, hope it works out for you

[iaidoka]

It's my bad habit, and I prefer not to share it with others as much as I can.

i totally respect that.. if all smokers were the same im sure all conflict in the world would end and we could all pool our resources towards the bigger issue of making the worlds best cheesecake.

[King_Crud]

i stopped smoking pole after bishi dumped me. His pole was the only one for me

[kré]

i totally respect that.. if all smokers were the same im sure all conflict in the world would end and we could all pool our resources towards the bigger issue of making the worlds best cheesecake.
i hope a giant cigar falls on you and burns you to death.

[Asmodeus]

non smokers make me giggle. Whiny bitches most of them are.

non smokers who marinate in cologne/perfume are even funnier when they have the gall to complain about smoke smell.

non smokers who smoke pot then claim no side effects send me into hysterical laughter. The ignorance is just too funy.

non smokers who marinate in cologne/perfume and smoke pot and still bitch about smokers. oh lord that woul dgive me an aneurism from laughter.

Fuck 'em all. I have to put up with everyones bad habits, they can deal with mine.

i remember one of my old bosses was a recently ex smoker and we ran into each other about a month after i left that job. he walks up, says hi then smashes my pack sitting on the bar and drops it on teh floor. amazing how fast a wrist lock and reverse movement can put someone on teh floor even one handed. he yelled what the hell was that for, thought he was my friend. i said a friend wouldn't pull shit like that. smokes are expensive. you buying me a beer or what?

people who train their kids to go off and spout the propoganda are just too amusing.

kid: you know, smoking is real bad for you
me: so is talking to strangers. want some candy?
me: so is pissing me off on my smoke break

i love when i have gas. i hold it for special occasions. I remember a couple times those inconsiderate types that invade the smoke cloud of the smoking area becuase they can't waddle any further to the big lounge then complain loudly about the smoke, smokers, etc you know the type. they decided to do this next to me so of course, and exclaiming "I wish something could get rid of this awful smoke smell, it stinks!" So on cue i let out a nice eye watering chili lunch surprise special that would have made any chemical weapons engineer proud. It sounded like a live whale getting run over by a truck played back at about 1/3rd the speed and shook the wall behind me. Of course, they went into hysterics probably thinking that it was a terrorist attack or one of us unholy smokers might touch them to which i had to let out a parting shot "can you still smell the smoke sweetcheeks?" as they hurried their lilly white asses out the door.

The president of the company was a few ashtrays over and had to take a few minutes to compose himself before going back to the office. I've never seen the guy laugh before.

I love the smoking lounges at work. they may be spartan but i've done almost all my network and wheeling 'n' dealing there. When we walk in, doesn't matter who it is, we're all the same level of outcast.

[Asmodeus]

and you thought a cig was agood prop for making a statement about something. try a cigar. nothing quite says 'I don't give a fuck about what you're talking about" like blowing smoke rings that loop over someones head like some kind of fallen halo.

[NightLightness]

at the moment i am doing a research assignment ment to prevent young women from taking up smoking.............goddammit i just want a smoke now

[SOC]

i hope a giant cigar falls on you and burns you to death.
What? You don't like cheesecake? :aah:

[SG]

I don't really care what others do, they can smoke like a chimney all they like, but personally I don't think it's a particularly healthy habit, and perhaps not in their best intrests.

I find being in places wreathed in cigarette smoke rather undesireable and to be avoided at all costs. After being exposed to people smoking it makes me feel pretty awful for quite some time afterwards, I'm pretty sure I could never be one, if just that it would make me tremendously ill. I usually don't complain about people smoking, I'll just walk away if I'm feeling too bad.

But people who just light up at your place without asking is just unacceptable to me (unless they have been told before, of course) because I live with an asthmatic, I don't want the smell where I have to live (I live with no smokers ;)) and if they want they can do it outside, if they really need to. Smoking, inside, without any indication that they are allowed to do so, or it is common practise is just rude.

[AsterisK]

Thing I hate is when I get home after a night on the town my clothes wreak of smoke... And sweat. But thats better suited to another forum /me thinks... Thats right, the music forum.

[druid]

I don't really care what others do, they can smoke like a chimney all they like, but personally I don't think it's a particularly healthy habit, and perhaps not in their best intrests.

One thing that people can't seem to get over is that smokers know it's not healthy. It's not like someone's personal crusade or the big warning labels on the packs are going to change it. They will smoke nonetheless because they choose to. And there's nothing the whiners can do about it.

How do you like that, whiners of the world? Maybe you* could join a drama club to rehearse your stupid coughing maneuvres.


*talking on a general level, not addressing the quotee here

[Kez]

i totally respect that.. if all smokers were the same im sure all conflict in the world would end and we could all pool our resources towards the bigger issue of making the worlds best cheesecake.

Worlds biggest kebab would be better. With extra chilli.

and, smoking turns your hands yellow doesnt it? :confused: Can any smokers confirm or deny this?

[Asmodeus]

Worlds biggest kebab would be better. With extra chilli.

and, smoking turns your hands yellow doesnt it? :confused: Can any smokers confirm or deny this?

havent seen anything like that here. no staining i've seen. maybe for the unfiltered crowd.

but yeah, lighting up in a house without asking is rude, then again so is unnanounced breast feeding.

[EtTuBrute]

Worlds biggest kebab would be better. With extra chilli.

and, smoking turns your hands yellow doesnt it? :confused: Can any smokers confirm or deny this?

Yep, it sure does, typing with my yellow fingers right now, they look and smell Faaaantastic

[coreageek]

One thing that people can't seem to get over is that smokers know it's not healthy. It's not like someone's personal crusade or the big warning labels on the packs are going to change it. They will smoke nonetheless because they choose to. And there's nothing the whiners can do about it.

How do you like that, whiners of the world? Maybe you* could join a drama club to rehearse your stupid coughing maneuvres.


*talking on a general level, not addressing the quotee here

Oh shit, smoking is bad for you? Jesus!11!1 Why didn't someone tell me that? *throws out pack of cigarettes*
I will never smoke again.

[AsterisK]

that avatar definitely suits u after your confessional :P

[ms edeity]

I smoke to satisfy my oral fixation whilst in public. I am always delighted by the irony of a ns crusader bemoaning my inconsiderate manner whilst interupting my conversation or moment of peace. i smoke away from ns's and thoroughly appreciate original observations about my health being shouted from a distance.

ahh the smoothe taste of laramie's...

[Disco Bear]

I'm a two pack a day man.


edit: Sorry, I thought this thread was about condoms, not cigarettes.

[hammo]

i smoke - and I dont give a fuck what you think


when I quit.. then ill hop onto your bandwagon and tell the other smokers to get fucked

[iaidoka]

i smoke - and I dont give a fuck what you think


...

....

you DONT care about what complete strangers think about an issue in an internet forum ?

... dude, get the hell out. close your internet browser, turn off your computer.. hit it with a sledge hammer and go do whatever it is that people without computers do..

people with *THAT* attitude do not belong on the internet.

[johny_roberts]

For you non smokers tell me you would tell her to put out her ciggy....


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[scumble]

Ah who cares.

Live healthy, die anyway.

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[Hairyman]

For you non smokers tell me you would tell her to put out her ciggy....


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I'd cum on the ciggy to put it out, then give something worth sucking on.

[angel_b]

Sorry for the thread necromancy, but I found this Bill Hicks quote which I thought would be perfect to end this thread ...

"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."

Indeed.