Got Jedi? [Archive]

rosamund

16-10-2003, 02:10 AM

Originally posted by Ins0mniac
Challenge:

I think we need some photoshop pics of U.S troops fighting in the Iraq war with lightsabers.

I agree. Will see what i can muster up.

Next One:

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/umasaber.jpg

rosamund

16-10-2003, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by Ins0mniac
Challenge:

I think we need some photoshop pics of U.S troops fighting in the Iraq war with lightsabers.

Ten Four!!!

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/sabretroops.jpg

tikdoph

16-10-2003, 03:07 AM

Originally posted by rosamund
I agree. Will see what i can muster up.

The Force is strong with this one. :D

kré

16-10-2003, 04:12 AM

awesome thread idea :cool:

edit: my weaksauce 3am attempt

http://www.crayonline.com/pics/other/hewittjedi.gif

kré

16-10-2003, 04:38 AM

this one's not photoshopped at all. came straight of iadoka's webcam

http://www.crayonline.com/pics/other/iadokajedi.gif

FireHart

16-10-2003, 07:05 AM

Iaidoka you bastard :D You just had to spread pics about your Iaito? :D

BlueBoy

16-10-2003, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by rosamund
Ten Four!!!

This is :cool:

iaidoka

16-10-2003, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by cray
this one's not photoshopped at all. came straight of iadoka's webcam

http://www.crayonline.com/pics/other/iadokajedi.gif

hahahhahahaha, thats awesome :)

DrDivad

16-10-2003, 09:43 AM

the other day i was tempted to rotoscope the fat kid jedi movie, but lazyness and sanity kicked in

damocles

16-10-2003, 10:54 AM

Oh my...

Pirate

16-10-2003, 11:05 AM

Jedi Pr0n!

druid

16-10-2003, 11:17 AM

Swinging the lightsabre too wildly has scorched off some of the hair on the Jedi, giving him a permanent shaven haven.

Also, is that a kids' pajama or alternatively a clown suit on the girl?

r0p3 g1rl

16-10-2003, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by Pirate
Jedi Pr0n!

What will they think of next :p lol

nosedog

16-10-2003, 01:30 PM

well ..... the world cup is in town....

kré

16-10-2003, 01:37 PM

that's some scary shit right there

Up_All_Night

16-10-2003, 03:00 PM

i did this ages ago, for alck of being stuffed doping a new one
also where the fuck did i put my Darth helmet i aint seen that thing in years

Up_All_Night

16-10-2003, 03:15 PM

Everyone knew a matrix one was coming..

Up_All_Night

16-10-2003, 03:35 PM

can u tell i'm bored

rosamund

16-10-2003, 06:43 PM

Yay, Pirate gave the thread a mention on the front page!!

Excellent retorts from everyone, especially liked the Iaidoka, rugby and Matrix pics.

I laughed so hard, milk came out... :p

iaidoka

16-10-2003, 07:11 PM

its times like this that I wish i knew how to do stuff like this..
:(

rosamund

16-10-2003, 07:16 PM

I'm just about big headed enough to put together a tutorial if there's demand for it...

You'll have to have Photoshop though.

iaidoka

16-10-2003, 07:42 PM

.... i dont, hehe.

berserk

16-10-2003, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by rosamund
I'm just about big headed enough to put together a tutorial if there's demand for it...

You'll have to have Photoshop though.

Please do. Will PS 4 suffice?

rosamund

16-10-2003, 10:16 PM

Happy to oblige! Hmmm, PS4... I'm on 7. I'll make it quite general, the actions should be the same, It's quite a simple effect to achieve.

Am going for my crappy lunch, but will put something together in a wee bit.

maccabean

16-10-2003, 10:28 PM

fuck yeh!

nosedog

16-10-2003, 11:44 PM

crazy moto-x guys

kré

17-10-2003, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by nosedog
crazy moto-x guys

hahaha awesome

nosedog

17-10-2003, 01:48 AM

Don't fuck with Thorpey.

dozer

17-10-2003, 01:56 AM

hehehe, gold gold gold

sagit

17-10-2003, 02:14 AM

* looks around for starwarskid and/or monkeyboy

returned: "http 404: page not found"

rosamund

17-10-2003, 02:28 AM

Now with crappy flawed tutorial:

click for lightsaber goodness (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12515)

kré

17-10-2003, 04:02 PM

don't tell me you didn't see this shit coming

http://www.crayonline.com/pics/other/urukjedi.gif

rosamund

17-10-2003, 10:17 PM

Always two there are, a pirate and a sith...

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/pirate_jedi.jpg

rosamund

18-10-2003, 02:26 AM

Buffy never had one of these.

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/hanjedi.jpg

Up_All_Night

18-10-2003, 03:38 AM

Equilibrium

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18-10-2003, 03:58 AM

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Up_All_Night

18-10-2003, 04:35 AM

...

Turtle_Wrangler

18-10-2003, 08:20 AM

Anyone seen Six String Samurai?
(sorry for shyte quality. )

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/SSSjedi2.jpg

edit: image fix

Turtle_Wrangler

18-10-2003, 09:57 AM

okay, i was gonna do a turtle w/ a lightsaber, but this seemed more logical:
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/tmntjedi2.jpg
Im tryin to arse these images together with an old PSP vers. and Fireworks MX, so theyre rather half asked... Im givin up, ill stick to the 3d thread.

edit: hmm, the centers of the sabers are white arent they? my skills are weak. Im going take a nap. *grumbles*

edit2: that looks better

Conny!

18-10-2003, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by Turtle_Wrangler
Anyone seen Six String Samurai?
(sorry for shyte quality. )

Six String Samurai is the bomb. hehehehe

Turtle_Wrangler

18-10-2003, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by St. Anger
Six String Samurai is the bomb. hehehehe

WERD :banana:

Turtle_Wrangler

18-10-2003, 01:49 PM

The best kitten on earth, Nohands, deserves a lightsaber.
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/nohandsjedi.jpg
(For the b3tans :))

edit: okay, the blade is a tad small, but he's a kitten, wouldnt want him to hurt himself, eh?

Up_All_Night

18-10-2003, 02:23 PM

worls largest lightsaber in rome

Turtle_Wrangler

18-10-2003, 02:26 PM

hehehe...
GET YOUR STINKIN PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/apejedi.jpg

Up_All_Night

18-10-2003, 02:51 PM

If GW had control over this ILM CG creature

Turtle_Wrangler

19-10-2003, 06:56 AM

Okay, this is my last one...
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/3mus.jpg

Pirate

19-10-2003, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by rosamund
Always two there are, a pirate and a sith...

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/pirate_jedi.jpg OMIGOD WINNAR!!

Ins0mniac

19-10-2003, 08:14 PM

What about George W. Bush, Saddam and Osama?

Turtle_Wrangler

20-10-2003, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by Ins0mniac
What about George W. Bush, Saddam and Osama?

Yeah, while were at it, lets do Richard Henry Lee, and King George III.
(/end sarcasm)
point made, those conflicts are over: saddam is either dead, or pussying himself out in some other country, and I havent heard Osama's name in any source other than a rerun of southpark in the last year. And would you REALLY be comfortable giving GWB a lightsaber? ...I didnt think so.

108

20-10-2003, 03:23 AM

OK, apart from using Photoshop to resize and crop images, this is my first PS attempt at anything. So be gentle :)

And a big thanks to rosamund for his excellent tutorial. Thanks to you, my n00biness level has dropped by one point.

Ins0mniac

20-10-2003, 03:23 AM

Originally posted by Turtle_Wrangler
Yeah, while were at it, lets do Richard Henry Lee, and King George III.
(/end sarcasm)
point made, those conflicts are over: saddam is either dead, or pussying himself out in some other country, and I havent heard Osama's name in any source other than a rerun of southpark in the last year. And would you REALLY be comfortable giving GWB a lightsaber? ...I didnt think so.

These conflicts are over? What rock have you been hiding under?

Well, in Iraq U.S soldiers are dying at a daily rate. And Osama has been in the news very recently.

Turtle_Wrangler

20-10-2003, 03:29 AM

Originally posted by 108
OK, apart from using Photoshop to resize and crop images, this is my first PS attempt at anything. So be gentle :)

And a big thanks to rosamund for his excellent tutorial. Thanks to you, my n00biness level has dropped by one point.

your picture = sweet :D

May this lightsaber handle be with you:
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/lichtschwert1.jpg

108

20-10-2003, 03:34 AM

Haha! I didn't even get past ONE PERSON with that solid black bar as a lightsaber handle.

Deimos

20-10-2003, 05:03 AM

I was going to do one of Jamie Oliver chopping up carrots or something but I couldn't find any appropriate photos and I don't have photoshop...

Ins0mniac

20-10-2003, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Deimos
I was going to do one of Jamie Oliver chopping up carrots or something but I couldn't find any appropriate photos and I don't have photoshop...

n00b.

Go to google image search for a pic, download photoshop from Kazaa Lite.

still life

20-10-2003, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by Ins0mniac
n00b.

Go to google image search for a pic, download photoshop from Kazaa Lite.

good original idea though :)

rosamund

21-10-2003, 12:19 AM

Ewan me, outside now!!!

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/ewansaber.jpg

Originally posted by Turtle_Wrangler
The best kitten on earth, Nohands, deserves a lightsaber.

(For the b3tans :))
Je sui un b3tan monsieur...

Originally posted by Pirate
"Always two there are, a pirate and a sith"

OMIGOD WINNAR!!
Thread's closed girls and boys, go home. :cool: :D

Originally posted by 108
And a big thanks to rosamund for his excellent tutorial. Thanks to you, my n00biness level has dropped by one point.
My heart swells with pride, my member swells with... er, yeah, sorry.

Originally posted by Turtle_Wrangler
May this lightsaber handle be with you:

OMG, now you know the secret of my stolen lichtschwert (spl?)!!!

It's a great pic, since if you grab the BG with a magic wand of about 10 tolerance, it cuts out almost perfectly...

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Everyone in this thread: Your pics are awesome... :)

rosamund

21-10-2003, 01:22 AM

A good place for lightsaber hilts:

mogu-mogu (http://www.mogu-mogu.com/costume/replica_p/replica.html)

They'll take some cutting out from their backgrounds.

I'll maybe post them once I've cut them out, if anyone wants them as source material.

Deimos

21-10-2003, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by Ins0mniac
n00b.

Go to google image search for a pic, download photoshop from Kazaa Lite.

I did a google search and came up with lots of pictures of Jamie Oliver standing there looking cool or accepting an award or riding around on his little scooter thing but no photos of him chopping up stuff with a big kitchen knife/lightsaber. Hell I couldn't even find any shots of him chopping up chives with a little paring knife/lightsaber or even opening a bottle of wine with a corkscrew/lightsaber.