Super Hyper Kawaii Justice Squad

[Blunt]

In the attempt to make something as cool as 'Adventures of Pirate', and after much prodding from Cassa and an equal amount of indeference from Movis, I give you a bastard comic spawned from a silly MS Paint drawing I did one night. I hope it isn't too painful. If I am not hunted down for this crime against humanity then surely there shall be more. Enjoy!

[utopian]

5. It's that simple. Loved it, looking forward to the next one.

[Holster]

WOAH!

cassa will be famous!

[pliskin]

great work blunt! cant wait for the next installment. the drawings are great, but cassa needs more volume in the tshirt area. we all know, manga females have enormous boobs!

[rosamund]

I don't like my manga girls timid:

I prefer ass-kickers;

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/gunposegirl.jpg

[BlueBoy]

I bow down to your l33t MS Paint skillz, Great Teacher Blunt. :D

[and3w]

Cool cart :cool:

But definitly more boobies needed...and big, fuckoff gun's and things :D

[huwbacca]

*applause*

Nice one. :cool:

[StygiaN]

*chortle*

[Blunt]

Well it seems that there are some people out there that actually want me to continue. So I went back to MS Paint and came up with the cutest and funniest comic ever drawn. Unfourtunatly, it blew out the window (how the fuck does a computer file fly outside, dumb arse - Myself) so I cobbled together the crap that follows. And yes, Cassa-Chan now has blue hair. Why? Because all manga chicks have strangley coloured hair. Enjoy!

[rickbitch]

Movis has some competition.

Well done Blunt.

[SamBo]

OMFG! that made me laugh so much
well done dude!

[iCARUS]

OMG... thats actualy GOOD... blunt has some skills...RESPECK

[thingy]

The two people she goes up to seeking compliments on the bow ... their heads/eyes are pointed too high. ;)

[hazza]

Super Fun Hyper Kawaii Justice Squad > Adventures of pirate

[still life]

wow

i mean

wow


that was actually really funny

just


wow

[DrDivad]

i want a guest appearance!

[Blunt]

It's almost 4 on a Monday morning, I'm stuffed full of codine and other shit to combat a fever, I got work in a few hours and am tired as all hell but still managed to put some shit togther. I dunno about this one, I don't know if I even got the Magic references right. I don't play the fucken game, I just like to take the piss outta people who do. Bah, this is the kinda shit you get on a drug fried mind in the wee hours of the morn. Then I remembered that this isn't a properly done web-comic or anything, it's just crude MS Paint pics, so fuck quality! Anyways, this strip features more Movis-Chan this time to make up for his dismal showing last time and also guest stars Rick as the big, bald man whom Cassa-Chan observes 'getting in touch with God' at the end of the comic. Enjoy.

[BlueBoy]

I am impressed :D

[berserk]

Good stuff. Its still funny after a second reading.

[SamBo]

my god, brilliant!!!!
I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

[Blunt]

Well, uni exams are over so it's time to get back to doing this shit. Here's number four. Hope you like it.

[Cassa]

Excerpt from conversation last night (after being asked to quit my 'fucken tickling' (but it's fun!)):

DumHed: So it's either 'fucking' or 'tickling' but not both because that's fucking annoying

Cassa: What if fucking has already occured, then go to tickling?

DumHed: No, then goto 10.

Cassa: Ten tickle? OK!

DumHed: Blimey, you're some kind of ten tickle rape monster

BOOM BOOM! Sadly I make not one word of this up.

[DrDivad]

i'm jealous!

[LeoFlare]

i think that we are overdue for an another exciting episode of Super Fun Hyper Kawaii Justice Squad featuring Blunt, Cassa, Movius and extra characters that maybe in it

[utopian]

Someone should just get Spingo to move the old threads that contained the comics over to here.

[LeoFlare]

Here is the last one i have

Movis sings: Four Editing Synchronicity

[utopian]

How about saving it as a jpeg?

[Movius]

"The putrid two thread odour, I vomit the soul!"
"Take it like man!"

*Thread merger*

"Take that international union of dual threadery."

[Blunt]

It's back and it's bigger than a breadbox. Three breadboxes even!

[MrWaffle]

ahahahaha, man, this stuff is Gold. Keep up the good work! The 2nd comic is priceless.

[Blunt]

Here's a new one. Not really 'back in the zone' I feel but feels good to do a new strip. Cassa said it was funny. But she's easily amused by shiny things........oh well. Enjoy.

[Goat Boy]

Oh, please, tell me Blunt, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!

[thingy]

I'm all ears.

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by Goat Boy
Oh, please, tell me Blunt, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!
You'd have to ask Cassa that.

Good to see you back in the game, Blunt!

[krisbot4000]

LOL happy fun time super friends casa-chans angry monkey mega ultra wacked out adventures of a speed junky.. er.. or whatever you called it... is pretty damned funny:D

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[krisbot4000]

:( , havnt seen any more o these comic bits in quite awhile.. you all done with em blunt?

[Cassa]

He's just lazy.

[krisbot4000]

<breaks out the motivation whip> back to work boyo!

[Blunt]

Don't call it a comeback.....

[Blunt]

Poking bears is fun.....

[Movius]

You uncultured heathens should consider yourselves lucky to have such a fine work of art grace the same forum as you. Yet there seems to be no appreciation of this brilliant artwork.

Show some respect!

[BlueBoy]

I'm too busy laughing. :)

[Blunt]

Oh, I can sink far lower you know......

[Blunt]

Gotta have one to be part of the webcomic incrowd......

[Blunt]

Personally, I'd have gone with the mystery box.....

[johny_roberts]

Originally posted by Blunt
Oh, I can sink far lower you know......


That needs to be a t-shirt.................

[Pirate]

two words


More Hentai

[Blunt]

Hundreds of years of rich Japanese culture, destroyed in mere seconds.....

[Movius]

Blunt has requested I do a guest comic, so here it is.

[Blunt]

Not really funny but it looks cool and I've been reading Jhonen Vasquez comics all day. My apoligies JC.....

[Blunt]

Now it is funny. Well, maybe.....

[Blunt]

As per requested by the little darling herself......

[BlueBoy]

Yes, that's me in the Tux.

[thingy]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
Yes, that's me in the Tux.

Not hairy enough - unless that's what the "tux" is?

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by thingy
Not hairy enough - unless that's what the "tux" is?
I claim artistic interpretation.

[thingy]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
I claim artistic interpretation.

Ahh. Is that why your cummerbund(sp?) is missing in the last scene too?

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by thingy
Ahh. Is that why your cummerbund(sp?) is missing in the last scene too?
I think you'll find it's still there.

[BlueBoy]

It came to me in a dream...

[BlueBoy]

The trilogy is complete.

[Cassa]

I don't get it.

[Glompbot]

blunt is defeating me?

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by Cassa
I don't get it.
Not for you!

[thingy]

Introducing the first ever live action SHK!!!

[Blunt]

This is to thank two of my most (only?) hardcore fans for their poorly done but enthusiastic guest comics. This ones for you, guys. Now back the fuck off.

[BlueBoy]

About goddamn time.

[Blunt]

Sucked in DumHed, you're finally in a shitty SHK comic. But at least you're doing what you love; destroying cats.

[scathing]

I'm in a shitty web comic that has schoolgirls.

My life is complete.

[Blunt]

BlueBoy's fantasy of being in a authentic SHK is now true. I shudder to think about the resulting masturbation.....

[Movius]

genius again

[BlueBoy]

5 stars.

[Glompbot]

Bloody sycophants

[thingy]

You're just cut that you're not in it for once. :p

[Glompbot]

I've been in it TWICE, and that was after asking not to be

[Blunt]

Technically speaking you haven't been in SHK at all, mearly in poor knock off copies made by rabid fanboys who probably sit at home and jerk off to SHK slash. Losers.

[Glompbot]

I win :D

[Blunt]

No, I win.

[bassbogan]

Who'd of known sapia has a vegetable fetish.....im just waiting for someone to ask for pics.

[FireHart]

pics plz






:D

[bassbogan]

right on queue

[Glompbot]

Bitch. But I like the way you drew me :D

[BlueBoy]

I applaud this new SHK.

[Blunt]

SHK turns gaming comic? Sure, why the fuck not.

[Movius]

look, it's me! ALL HAIL ME!

also hail Blunt for the quality comic.

[timace]

we demand more shk!

[SamBo]

Bitch. But I like the way you drew me :D
because he draws you tall? :p

[Glompbot]

he does?

oH WOW!

<3 blunt

[BlueBoy]

He could be drawing himself short. ;)

[SamBo]

He could be drawing himself short. ;)
I thought that, but didn't say it cause I know blunt would never belittle himself :)

[LeoFlare]

You know, better comics will no doubt make jokes about it.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040811l.jpg

[Blunt]

Was feeling nostalgic about SHK and remembered I had one that I never got around to posting. Will there be more? Fuck off.

http://www.websitesubstitute.com/AssortedCrap/SuperHyperOneShot12.jpg

[Movius]

Ah Cannon Arms. A true classic thought to be lost forever, now on display for unappreciative hordes to behold.

[Thyrd]

Huzzuh for blunt

[Chocoholic]

Huzzuh for blunt
You mean Hazza for Blunt in a gayfag kinda way

[Kez]

http://www.kez1.net/forumpictures/SuperHyperOneShot12.jpg

Bang. Now in colour for thyrds sexual pleasure and viewing.

[Movius]

What is this blasphemous abomination!?

[Kez]

What is this blasphemous abomination!?
It's called utter shit

[NeXuS]

/me thinks Kez is gonna get owned by Blunt.

/me pulls up chair and watches with popcorn :)

[BtrFly]

/me chortles heartily from melbourne... heres hoping the fallout lands somewhere near here so i can have a bbq kez :D

[Thyrd]

:cry:
Why was no pwnage delivered? It's been almost a year!

edit: ZOMG! I have revived SHK! What foul demons have I unleashed!?

[sagit]

Since there is thread-bumping going on, the weird electrons in my 'brain' decided to track this down and bump it.

Shame not all the pictures are here, but oh well.

[scathing]

edit: ZOMG! I have revived SHK! What foul demons have I unleashed!?

Hi! Long time no see!

[Thyrd]

Sup Scathing

[cranky]

what a fucking failfest. bump a million year old thread based on blunt's awesome comics, except the comics are not actually here because of the massive fuckwittery surrounding the script kiddy bullshit.

[Thyrd]

But we old timers can remember...

They should all be uploaded again for the youth of today.