PS2 "upgrade" action!

[Blunt]

I've arrived back from another top weekend in Sydney and theres a rather large package sitting on my bed (the parcel type, not the kind thats connected to some kinda of strange, home invading and sprawling on sleeping devices bloke). I rip it open and see that my copy of 'Initial D: Special Stage' for PS2 has arrived! JOYGASIM!!!

*looks at game all hella excited*

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Fuck, I need my PS2 modded right now. BAH!

Anyone know of some kinda bloke or bitch that will right this very, very, very wrong situation I'm in? Someone round the Newcastle area would be very fucken rad.

*goes back to looking at game case*

"TAKUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!"

[BlueBoy]

You got your Takumi memory card as well?

[Blunt]

Yeah, picked one up in Chinatown. Wanted to buy the Keisuke one as well but Cassa threatned me with bodily harm if I pissed another 80 odd bucks away.

[Plough]

The Guide To Wife Translations



The wife says: You want.
The wife means: You want.

The wife says: We need.
The wife means: I want.

The wife says: It's your decision.
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious!

The wife says: Do what you want.
The wife means: You'll pay for this later!

The wife says: We need to talk.
The wife means: I need to complain.

The wife says: Sure... go ahead.
The wife means: I don't want you to.

The wife says: I'm not upset.
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron!

The wife says: You're ... so manly.
The wife means: You need a shave and a shower.

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights.
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient.
The wife means: I want a new house.