Massive Fucking Swearing

[nosedog]

MASSIVE FUCKING SWEARING!!

You know you want to.

[SOC]

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[nosedog]

PISSPOOR

[Ihaveaspoon]

DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER

[nosedog]

i can't hear you, you fucking CUNT

[SamBo]

swearing is rude and obnoxious, and I am neither so you will never hear me using foul language.

[SOC]

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[SamBo]

you guys are so offensive. I am going to report you all to a moderator! :p

[SOC]

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[Wolke]

FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITFACED FUCKNUTTY CUNTS

[Peach]

You rectum-faced-bucket-of-sex-sores!

Snottybollockchops!

[Anthonyl]

Fuck

[grasshopper]

"Are you sure it isn't time for a more colorful metaphor"

[Aardvark]

Goddamnbitcharsecuntfacedfaggotmonkeycocknazisonof awhore'scrabsmotherlessgoatfuckingdonkeyrapershite ater

[grasshopper]

SPERMBURPINGCOCKSUCKINGSONOFATFATFUCKINGPIG
USELSSNODICKCUNTFACEDBUTTMONKEYNONUTSASSLICKER
FUCKEDYOURFATHERSUCKEDYOURBROTHERPISSEDONYOUR
MOTHERSHITONYOURSISTERSTICKABATUPYOURASSPECKRONI
CUMGUZZLER

[RadGnome]

The competition here is too fierce, I can't compete :(

But I watch with amusement...

[Anthonyl]

You're right grasshopper.

Cuntslapping whorebag fuckrag grannyfelcher. There, that feels better :)

[rickbitch]

SUN*L

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by rickbishop
SUN*L


Does that mean something!?

:confused:

[miscreantmonkey]

It's a derogatory term meaning something like CUNT

[grasshopper]

Does it mean This?





SPERMBURPINGCOCKSUCKINGSONOFATFATFUCKINGPIG
USELSSNODICKCUNTFACEDBUTTMONKEYNONUTSASSLICKER
FUCKEDYOURFATHERSUCKEDYOURBROTHERPISSEDONYOUR
MOTHERSHITONYOURSISTERSTICKABATUPYOURASSPECKRONI
CUMGUZZLER

just checkin' :D

[miscreantmonkey]

No, it means CUNT

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by rickbishop
SUN*L


FUX0R

Your Kung Fu Is Best

*Bows Down*

[SOC]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

... that's all I want to say to you ...

[rickbitch]

Originally posted by FritzTheCat



FUX0R

Your Kung Fu Is Best

*Bows Down*

*Raises fists in the air triumphantly*

I am the king!

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by SOC
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

... that's all I want to say to you ...

you miss-spelled it, I think its spelt C-U-N-T-Z-0-R

[nosedog]

MORE CUSSIN' ARSEHOLES!

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by nosedog
MORE CUSSIN' ARSEHOLES!

fuckity fuck fuck fuck

[miscreantmonkey]

YOU RING-STRETCHING SHITDOG, FUCK OFF

[FritzTheCat]

*cough*, your mum.

[SamBo]

YOUR DAUGHTER, SHE KICK MY DOG, AND NOW I AM GONNA FUCK HER!*


*Kind words courtesy of Kerpal

[midg3t]

poop.

[FritzTheCat]

Listen you fucking person, she come round my house and kick my dog. Now my dog need operation !

[SamBo]

I LIVE DOWN YOUR STREET!

[FritzTheCat]

umm, err, uh-oh

/me runs

Can't catch me, Im the Fucking Gingerbread Man

[utopian]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A SLUT

[nosedog]

ooooh, nice!

[wolfpac181]

Piece of shit cocksucking toejam, dreamin of jackhammering david hasselhof in the doodoo hole with a metalic spatula while Rosie O'donnel licks your nipples after she ate spicy mexican food. then you take a three week old tampon of rosies, stuff it in the ice box, look up some gay beastulity on the internet. Rosie took over the job of cramming the spatula up david's ass-crack, and they are now talking about making a new nightrider, and KIT will be the rosie's voice. you freak out stuff a fire poker down her throat so that she has no freakin voice what-so-ever. then you take the same poker, pop it right in hasselhof's eye. while he's screamin in pain, you then pull out the frozen tampon and start licking it like a popscicle. Ole' Mr. hasselhof is still crying like your little bitch of a mom when I gave it to her up the ass last night. so you decide to shut him the fuck up by gouge-fucking him in his eye socket. yeah that's right, you're licking a tampon popscicle and doing david hasselhof in the eye. Rosie O'donnel is all fucked up on the ground and grabs a coat hanger. she stuffs one end in an electrical socket, and touches the other end to the metalic spatula still hanging outta hasselhof's asshole. the electrical current runs up his ass, to his head, and zaps your dick right off.


moral:
why the fuck do you have two retards at the house anyway??? aawwww screw it, don't have time to listen, gotta meet your mom and give it to her again.


SHIT

[asskickergod]

Originally posted by SamBo
I LIVE DOWN YOUR STREET!

I LIVE UNDER YOUR BED

[SamBo]

poo, wee, shaft, WOOD

[FritzTheCat]

hehe, SHAFT.....

OH WOW, Look up there *points*, a giant object, kind of looks just like a

[midg3t]

cloud

[FritzTheCat]

*grumbles*....

stupid, midg3t, spoiling my chance to be funny...pfft...blergh.

[miscreantmonkey]

Pustulous, hairy nipples.

[utopian]

Originally posted by miscreantmonkey
Pustulous, hairy nipples.

you're just jealous cos i've got em and you don't :p

[FritzTheCat]

hmm, where to stick the swearing....
I'll try it like this

Waaaaaay too much information FUCKING !

hmm....perhaps that didnt make quite the point I was after.....

[nosedog]

cmon arseholes - the cussometer is reading *gasp* 2.1 !!!

We need to pick up the cunt fucking average.

[FritzTheCat]

You Fucking Cunt Son Of A Motherless Goat

[midg3t]

I'm telling mummy that y'all are saying norti words!

[grasshopper]

Special offer, one time only! This is your one and only invitation to





GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!

[grasshopper]

I think I pissed my pants:D

[utopian]

I HAVE A SPOON
THAT'S NICE, I WANT TO SPOON YOU

[grasshopper]

Originally posted by Utopienne
I HAVE A SPOON
THAT'S NICE, I WANT TO SPOON YOU


OK! I guess?! - I'm kinda afraid of spoons. :D

[Reyalp_]

FUCKING CUNT OF A MONGREL BRED CAMEL FELTCHING WHORE
i think that says it

[midg3t]

Actually it says "FUCKING CUNT OF A MONGREL BRED CAMEL FELTCHING WHORE", not "it".

[grasshopper]

Lick my yeasty bag, you no nuts sperm slurping assbandit!

[miscreantmonkey]

Nosedog, take that fucking cussometer and shove it up your diseased, tattered ringpiece you cunt. Wanking fucking shithole whore felching scrotum piss fucker. Fucking cloth bollox. Cunt-licking, cocksucking jizz-lobbing fart-knocking wanker ballbag autistic-shagger.

Mother fuck shit smearing lesbian cowboy homo.

Fuck you all and goodnight cunts.

[Reyalp_]

you IT!!! :D

[Reyalp_]

"you are a cancerous boil on the anus of humanity"

Arnold J Rimmer

[grasshopper]

I seem to have some puss like discharge leaking from my dick hole- would you mind licking it off for me.
Oh come on, you know you want to!

[Reyalp_]

goana grasper!!

[FritzTheCat]

I invented a word, GOAN
G-O-A-N, as in.
GOAN FUCK YOURSELF !

[utopian]

that's just ripping off GARN

garn get fucked..

[Reyalp_]

daranged sloth fondler
ie. one who fondles daranged sloths

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by Utopienne
that's just ripping off GARN

garn get fucked..

hmm....
how about

SMEE, as in
SMEE Again, GOAN Fuck Yourself !

[Reyalp_]

dont u think thats a litte rude ya fuckn cunt faced rat rapist

[FritzTheCat]

Bah, Now look what you've done.
You've gone and swore....

Loverly, FUCKIN loverly.......

[utopian]

SHUT YOUR FACIAL FUCK HOLE YOU CUNT SNIFFING SON OF A WH0R3

[Reyalp_]

im so sorry it just that fuckn cunt i got a little case of terfucknretz

[Reyalp_]

it 1337 time now is it? show us ur skills, carn

[Stripey_Horse]

now now now boys.

Why u all gotta be.

GOD DAMM MOTHERFUCKER UBER WANKER DICKHEAD TECHNOWEENIES WITH FUCKING ATARIS FOR BRAINS AND 486s FOR DICKS.

oh , and Reyalp_ your mother SUCKED , FUCKED , MOTHERFUCKING SWOLLOWED LASTNIGHT.

And your DOG , well , she said to say hello, she FUCKING MISSES YOUR LITTLE DICK FUCKING HER LOOSE CUNT

FISHERMAN HEY

CHALLENGE , IM UP FOR IT FUCKING SPORT....

<notice>this is just for fun , i really do LOVE Reyalp_</notice>

------------------------------------------------

Mess with the best.....
Die like the rest.....

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by Stripey_Horse
now now now boys.
<notice>this is just for fun , i really do LOVE Reyalp_</notice>


yeah, you can can tell....:p

Hmm, Fuckity fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

486's for "brains" eh...hmm

Hmm...I'd say most people are in need of some overclocking then......

[Stripey_Horse]

BAD BAD BOY --- EDITED

[SmaSheD_CoW]

fuck you.

[Stripey_Horse]

EDITED...

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by SmaSheD_CoW
fuck you.

FritzThe"Loose"Cat writes

$5 sucky sucky ?
US dolla only, Aussie dolla no good here
$10 you put it any-where....
You bring a friend,
All you can eat Saturdays...

[SmaSheD_CoW]

oookay

that was unexpected...

and where was the FUCKING SWEARING YOU CUNT?!?!?

[FritzTheCat]

Well, I guess I fucking forgot didn't I you slim dicked stampfag.

[Stripey_Horse]

OKAY.

if anyone spams Reyalp_

'U are in for a whole world of pain' - Guess the movie?

Stripey_Horse

Reyalp_ , yes FISHERMAN FUCKER. (HAD TO , TOPIC AND ALL)

SO YEAH , I FUCKING LOVE U DUDE...

Stripey_Horse

[Stripey_Horse]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE LET Reyalp_ back in.

My Mistake , all fixed.

He is one of my bestfriends.

I DONT WANT HIM BANED.

He loves ZGEEK , as do i.

SO PLEASE , LET HIM BACK IN..

We even post news items , and i have looked at zgeek , since it was just a little site..

i may have to talk to pirate about this........

Stripey_Horse

[asskickergod]

Greetings Stripy_Horse,

It would be much appreciated if you could write your thoughts down in a coherent manner.

Thank You.

Sincerely,
asskickergod

P.S. Fucking Gutter Fuck, Slut Bag, Crossdressing Shit Stabber, Son of a Ass Fingering Crack Whore Midget.

[FritzTheCat]

Agreed....If only one "Stripey Horse" had used propper English like Fuck and Cunt0x then we would perfectly understand the meaning behind her/his thoughts.

[miscreantmonkey]

Nah, fuck that shit. Who gives a flying rat spunk-bubbled whore mongering cum stain?

Motherfuckers!

[utopian]

WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST CRAWL BACK INTO THAT FISHING HOLE OF A TWAT YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB, I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU ALL A HAND BY STICKING MY COCK UP THERE TO PACK IT IN TIGHTLY

[FritzTheCat]

Who died and gave birth to you....FartKnocker !

[nosedog]

Originally posted by FritzTheCat
Who died and gave birth to you....FartKnocker !

FUCKING TRY HARDER CUNTHEAD!

[utopian]

Originally posted by FritzTheCat
Who died and gave birth to you....FartKnocker !

I DID!

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by nosedog


FUCKING TRY HARDER CUNTHEAD!

FUCKING SLUT CUNT WHORE BAG SON OF A FATHERLESS BITCH TITS ALBANIAN LEMUR

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by Utopienne


I DID!

I'll pay that........

[utopian]

Originally posted by FritzTheCat


FUCKING SLUT CUNT WHORE BAG SON OF A FATHERLESS BITCH TITS ALBANIAN LEMUR

and i'll pay that

[FritzTheCat]

AAHH FUCKEN FUCK.
Stuck at fecken home again.......

[utopian]

you're all a bunch of... umm... err... NOT NICE PEOPLE

[SmaSheD_CoW]

dang

screw u hippy

[nosedog]

MASSIVE FUCKING SWEARING!!!

[utopian]

seeing as our friend nosedog here likes to sodomise monkeys, maybe he could help JCS come out of the closet so to speak...

wait, that's insulting to monkeys

[miscreantmonkey]

Yeah!


Fuckety fuck fuck fuck.

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by Utopienne
you're all a bunch of... umm... err... NOT NICE PEOPLE

YEAH !, well um, takes one to know one !
HA, How do you like them apples eh !

[miscreantmonkey]

CUNTS

[utopian]

much better you dog raping cum slurping twat sucking whore bag

[miscreantmonkey]

Thanks motherfucker.

[FritzTheCat]

So-very-pissed-off.....:mad:

Theoretically, if you have brothers or sisters, then your dad is a mutherfucker too....

[pr0nstar]

Barbra Streisand

[utopian]

Originally posted by FritzTheCat
So-very-pissed-off.....:mad:

Theoretically, if you have brothers or sisters, then your dad is a mutherfucker too....

only if you're the second born outta your mum's meathole

[utopian]

Originally posted by pr0nstar
Barbra Streisand
AAAAAAAARGH!!!! FUCKSTAIN!!!!

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by Utopienne
only if you're the second born outta your mum's meathole

Ahhh, no. If you are first, and your dad goes ya mum again, then he is still a MotherFucker cause she is the mother of you.
In fact, you dont really need to have brothers or sisters for the equation to work....

[utopian]

but she won't be a mother if you (or anyone else) aren't the fruit of her loins...

she isn't a mother until she has conceived...

INCONCEIVABLE!!

[FritzTheCat]

That is FUCKING true. If you are her son, but not the fruit of her loins then, he is not a MOTHERFUCKER. But if you are, then HE IS...:p

[miscreantmonkey]

None of you cunts know who your real fathers are anyway. Shut the fuck up cocksuckers.

[FritzTheCat]

miscreant, can you climb up plastic ?

no ?

Then how'd you get out of the abortion bucket biznatch ?

[utopian]

Originally posted by miscreantmonkey
None of you cunts know who your real fathers are anyway. Shut the fuck up cocksuckers.

well it sure as hell isn't you, you impotent excuse for a shaft riding monkey rapist

[FritzTheCat]

hehehe, he said Suck major goats penis.

[Reyalp_]

whos Major Goat?

[nosedog]

MASSIVE FUCKING GOAT SWEARING CUNTS!!

[FritzTheCat]

hmm, I prefer THIS arrangement;

Massive Goat Fucking Swearing Cunts

Ahh fuck. I've run out of things I can remember that I can insult Smashed with...:p...

[miscreantmonkey]

I've just wiped my cheesy bellend all over your fucking new jackets you wankish cunts. Fuck you all and kneel down and praise me, cocksuckers.

[FritzTheCat]

aahh, Miscreant ?, that was your jacket you so hastily pampered...your mother left it here the other night.
hahahaha, dickhead...

[Wrayth_au]

I can do nothing more than quote Blink 182's Family Song (i think that's the title)

SHIT PISS CUNT FUCK COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS FART TURD AND TWAT

[nosedog]

YOUSE ALL POOFTAS

[utopian]

Originally posted by nosedog
YOUSE ALL POOFTAS
anthony mundine... is that really you?

[nosedog]

nosedog only accepts questions if they are both MASSIVE and contain FUCKING SWEARING

[utopian]

typical mundine attitude...

"everyting's gotta be dun moi way"

cos i'm "da man"

go back to the toolshed you back flipping fuck nut

[nosedog]

nosedog is ignoring you, you small swearing CUNT

[SmaSheD_CoW]

interesting choice of words there utopienne - "you flipping fuck nut"

personally, i wouldl've chosen to use "you fucking fuck fucker", but i respect your right to individuality

[utopian]

back flipping FUCK NUT

[nosedog]

ahhh, I see that the size of your swearing has increased, young Jedi FAGGOTT

[utopian]

COME with me to the dark side of YOUR MUM'S MEAT HOLE

[Enares]

FUCK OFF!!!!!

I feel better now....

[FritzTheCat]

FUCKEN WINDOWS 2000 !
FUUUUUCK !

:mad:

[utopian]

mmm... win98

mmm... red hat 6.2

anyone got a spare 2GB+ HDD they can "lend" me

[Wrayth_au]

I've got a 3.6 sitting idle, mainly storing pr0n....
let's talk price bitch.......

[utopian]

Sound Blaster 16?

[Wrayth_au]

I WANT TO RIP OFF BILL GATES' FUKEN TESTICLES AND USE THEM FOR AN EXECUTIVE TOY ON MY CUNTING DESK!!!!

[FritzTheCat]

TUBBY FUCKED UP NOSE ROOTING ASS BANDIT.....




sorry, just had to get that out of my system.....

[Wrayth_au]

Originally posted by Utopienne
Sound Blaster 16?
Fuck no i'd rather coat me nuts in pal and wave them at a doberman

[FritzTheCat]

Im holding you to that biatch.....:p

Id LIKE to SEE that...:D

[miscreantmonkey]

Fuckadoodledoo

[Wrayth_au]

FUCKZ0R!!!! CUNTZ0R!!!!! WANKERZ0R!!!!! HOW MANY MORE L337ISMS CAN I FIT IN BEFORE I GET FED TO THE HOUNDS???

[FritzTheCat]

hmm, Ya forgot Cunt0><..:D

[utopian]

STFU BIZNATCH!!!

[FritzTheCat]

STAMPFAG

I bite my thumb at you...

[nosedog]

MASSIVE FUCKING SWEARING POOFS!

[nosedog]

THAT MEANS YOU MARTHA STEWART

[FritzTheCat]

bahaha, its funny because it is not fucking me...:D

but serioulsy, 'sif you would want to bang martha stewart.

[Enares]

Asskicker would....

[FritzTheCat]

Yes, Yes I can fucking see that....

[nosedog]

NEW ZEALAND

[FritzTheCat]

AAHH FUCK YA, YA DUTSY BUNT CUNT !

[utopian]

DON'T MAKE ME BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY SPUTULA*!!

*sputula = kiwi saying spatula... ah. chemistry classes, a private joke of sorts

[utopian]

Originally posted by Weatherman
CRAIG DAVID

MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Marsha Fucking Brady

;)

[utopian]

it's spelt marcia

FUCKNOB

[]-[Å®ÐRøçK]

Originally posted by Utopienne
it's spelt marcia

FUCKNOB

Well sorry for my mistake TURD BURGLAR ;)

[Rent-a-Geek]

bottom

[Rent-a-Geek]

Big pus-filled cunt-scraping

[FritzTheCat]

Originally posted by Utopienne
DON'T MAKE ME BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY SPUTULA*!!

*sputula = kiwi saying spatula... ah. chemistry classes, a private joke of sorts

You got ut wrong ya DuckHeed ! A Kuwu saying Spetula is spelt S-P-e-t-u-l-a

[primary]

whorebitchwhore

[FritzTheCat]

That's good, FUCKING good !.

I was waiting for someone to revive this thread.

[a|A]

Originally posted by FritzTheCat


You got ut wrong ya DuckHeed ! A Kuwu saying Spetula is spelt S-P-e-t-u-l-a

no no no

its

Speatula

[FritzTheCat]

ITS SPETULA !. AND, WHERE WAS THE FUCKING SWEARING YA LILLY PENISED BUTT JAMMING HORSE EATER ?

[a|A]

I'm not a mean person

[kleph]

Originally posted by a|A
I'm not a mean person

it takes practice. don't give up hope. you'll get there. why not try starting out with something more realistic like unsavory or highly agitated?

[Asmodeus]

go for insensitive, you'll learn mean quick then

[kleph]

be wary of whom you practice on at first though. and ALWAYS remember Beaumont & Fletcher's maxim from "Cupid's Revenge":

"The fool that willingly provokes a woman has made himself another evil angel and a new hell to which all other torments are but a mere pastime."

[FritzTheCat]

Yeah, its easy enough.
Start small then work up to the big ones.

Fucking Cunt0x

Fucking Cunt0x

Fucking Cuntox

Simple..:D

[Anthonyl]

You're fucked in the head, you stupid fucking cunt.

[FritzTheCat]

BAH, AAHH FUCK....im just not in the mood......

[primary]

little penis

[astro]

work

[nosedog]

I thought this thread died long ago.... oh well.

WALRUS

[primary]

PINK elephant makes a light go green!



ASS MONKEY!


What a pretty post.

[pliskin]

magic sock

[gIrLgEeK]

Well, someone's got some sand in their vagina! :p

BTW, Shaneus, your Avatar rocks, BORK BORK BORK!!! :D

[primary]

Fuck sand in your vagina would be irritating. I don't have one.. but i could imagain how FUCKING annoying it would be.

[MisterBishi]

FUCKING SUPERB!!!

You fucking anally retentive spunk-sucking son of a Madagascan $2 (Au) whore. Flick my military issue clitoris or something.

[pliskin]

lumpy menstral blood and dick cheese on toast

[MisterBishi]

Hey Pliskin... I'm sure somebody else on ZGeek was using that sig(?)

[gIrLgEeK]

Originally posted by Shaneus


i confess i got the futurama quote idea thingy from ur siggy :D

damn (<--- my massive fucking swearing)
wrong thread lol :D
He hee ... think I like your sig better, actually! :)

BTW Pilskin ... surely if you put several !!!! marks after your quote ... doesn't that mean you are actually motivated? I mean, you have to be kind of motivated to exclaim something.

Oh, um swear, right ... SLARTIBARTFAST!!!

[utopian]

Originally posted by gIrLgEeK

He hee ... think I like your sig better, actually! :)

BTW Pilskin ... surely if you put several !!!! marks after your quote ... doesn't that mean you are actually motivated? I mean, you have to be kind of motivated to exclaim something.

Oh, um swear, right ... SLARTIBARTFAST!!!
if slartiblartfast was a god, then that'd be taking his name in vain... but he isn't. so it's technically not counted as swearing you FUCKING COCK SLUT

[pliskin]

Originally posted by Shaneus


i had it in my description on the main site (ie zgeek.com, not the forums)...


[/url]? .

actaully if u look at shaeus's sig u will c they r different, mine says motivation while shaneus says enthusiams.
variation on a theme.
didnt meen to plagarise a bastardised quote originally by someone else, which shaneus said should be on google.....

oh yeh FISTED RECTUMS:D

[Urban3300]

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word: "Fuck".
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F" "fuck" is the only word that is referred to as the F- Word, it's the one magical word. Just by it sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "wischen", wich means to strike. In english "fuck" falls into many dramatical categories, as a transitive verb for instance: "John fucks Shirley".
As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks".
It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as: "John is doing all the fucking work". As part of an add verb: "Shirley talks too fucking much". As an add verb in hansing an adjective: "Shirley is fucking beuatiful". As a noun: "I don't give a fuck". As part of a word: "Abso-fucking-lutely", or "in-fucking-credible". And as almost every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers". As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatilety of "fuck" as in these examples describin situations such as froth: "I got fucked up with the use car lock", dismay: "Oh fuck it", trouble: "I guess Im really fucked now", aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy", difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question", inquery: "Who the fuck was that?", dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here", inconfidence: "He's a fuck of, dissmissile: "WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF". I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? I say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly

FUCK YOU!

[FireHart]

okay, here it goes...
fuck...:D

[nosedog]

what part of "Massive fucking swearing" don't you cockswallowers understand?

[gIrLgEeK]

As Bill Bryson remarked in one of his non-travelly books (I believe it was `Made In America' - one of his Engligh Languagey books) - what is up with `Go fuck yourself?'. How is that an insult? `Go do-something-very-pleasurable-to-yourself'!? :confused:
On to the swearing. On the train to Heathrow airport I could hardly stop laughing even despite the fact that I hadn't had a square meal in five days that wasn't from McDonalds because the train terminated at a place called ....
COCKFOSTERS!!!
:D

[nosedog]

hehehehehee

cockadopter!
snigger

[utopian]

LICK MY ANAL SPHINCTER YOU RABBIT RAPING SEMEN SUCKERS!!!

[Bukkakee Breath]

but maybe that is just me:eek:

[MisterBishi]

Yeah, that's a pretty fucking sick name, you cock swallowing monkey-cunt!

[nosedog]

Yeah, your name is fucking sick, you maple-syrup sucking anglo/french labelled snow-bound Canadian poofter!

[nosedog]

Go fuck a moose.

[SOC]

Mooses are actually rather fun to have sex with ...

[Bukkakee Breath]

PISSFIZZ

[kleph]

and i must say it again. . . cracker-ass cracker.

[nosedog]

How often must I remind you retards that, in this thread, your swearing must be of the fucking massive variety?

It's a simple concept, for simple people.

[kleph]

some of us trust the weight of the words and the timing of the utterance rather than the volume and pomposity of the delivery. you ugly wart on a salamander's tounge.

[nosedog]

IT'S OFFICIAL!

KLEPH IS A SMALL-SWEARING LIMP WRISTED GIRLY POOF!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

KLEPH TAKES IT UP THE SHITTER!! HOORAY!!!

[kleph]

you ineffectual taunts concern me not in slightest you cow molesting mendicant of indeterminate birth.

[a|A]

Originally posted by SOC
Mooses are actually rather fun to have sex with ...

The antlers get in the way...

[angel_b]

Originally posted by a|A


The antlers get in the way...

Nah, they give you something to hang onto.

[nosedog]

Sambo is a Moose-Rooter

but still a cowfucker.

[pliskin]

dirty sanchez

[nosedog]

multicomponent distillation

[nosedog]

Buffy

[coreageek]

you fuckers. . . eat a cock! eat it!

[ersatz]

yo' momma..

[Anthonyl]

Smoke my bone you slut.

[MisterBishi]

THIS FUCKING SWEARING IS FUCKING BASTARD MASSIVE FOR FUCK'S FUCKING SAKE!

[ersatz]

cunt

how many women find this one particularly offensive? is it's one of few referring to female genitalia (boobies!)? I put it in the same category as fuck and shit because of their onomatopaeia (?), except I'm more sentitised to those two.

[IML337]

SMELLY OLD BOLLOCKS!

[coreageek]

/me gives the finger

[Goat Boy]

smegma

[ersatz]

/ersatz takes coreageek's finger and rams it up the nearest orifice

thumbs up! to the wrist!

[coreageek]

Originally posted by ersatz
/ersatz takes coreageek's finger and rams it up the nearest orifice

thumbs up! to the wrist!

i hope it goes in my ass ;)

[ersatz]

Goat Boy, I do believe that belongs in the Circumcision thread :D

[nosedog]

garn git farked SOC

you wally.

[SOC]

Originally posted by nosedog
garn git farked SOC

you wally.

heh heh ... nosedog is a funny, funny man!

yuou made me laff lots ... not!!!:p

[grasshopper]

This foul langauge will send you all burning in HELL!! REPENT SINNERS- before it is to late.
A little birdy has told me this, and it is a fact! :D

(sorry, I had a little bit left over from yesterday)

[nosedog]

http://www2b.abc.net.au/publicrecord/npc01/costello/img/costello.jpg
Prime Minister

[MisterBishi]

TRANSPORT MINISTER STEPHEN FUCKING BYERS!

[asskickergod]

CRAPTACULAR

[Enares]

Fuck.

[kaneonite]

South Korea

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by nosedog
How often must I remind you retards that, in this thread, your swearing must be of the fucking massive variety?

It's a simple concept, for simple people.

Some of you FUCKERS appear to have forgotten that SWEARING SHOULD BE FUCKING MASSIVE.

[nosedog]

Misterbishi, I hearby appoint thee assistant moderator of the Massive Fucking Swearing Thread.
Now UPSCALE YOUR SWEARING, you other poofs. I want to see your font FROM SPACE.

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by nosedog
Misterbishi, I hearby appoint thee assistant moderator of the Massive Fucking Swearing Thread.

That's FUCKING great nosedog, I will make these FUCKS learn to SWEAR IN THE APPROPRIATE MANNER if it takes SWAPPING THEIR CONTACT LENSE SOLUTION WITH FUCKING SUPERGLUE.

[nosedog]

but I just swapped your superglue with fucking nitric acid!

[MisterBishi]

THAT WILL TEACH THE SMALL SWEARING LIMP DICKED DONKEY (and cow) FUCKERS

[Movius]

PETER FUCKING LINDSAY DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE SIX FEET FUCKING UNDER!!

[coreageek]

Originally posted by Movius
PETER FUCKING LINDSAY DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE SIX FEET FUCKING UNDER!!

I have the album of moral hygiene, and it's awesome.

(FUCK)

[kaneonite]

Thats neither swearing -or- of the massive variety
Shame on members with such low morals...

I'd never post on a massive f****** swearing thread if i had such morals :)

[C0V3R]

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

That is all.

[coreageek]

TONITE IS DANCE CONTEST!

[nosedog]

Jump Jump

The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump

The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump

Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump



Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad

I'm the Mac and I'm bad give you something that you never had

I'll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump

Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump

How high? Real high

Cause I'm just so fly

A young loveable, huggable type of guy

And everything is the back with a little slack

And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack

I come stompin' with somethi' to keep you jumpin'

R&B abd bullcrap is what I'm dumpin'

And ain't something about Kris Kross we all that

So when they ask to the rocks they believe that


Jump Jump

[MisterBishi]

I MISSED THE FUCKING BUS

[kaneonite]

What ever happened to kris kros anyway???

[utopian]

Originally posted by kaneonite
What ever happened to kris kros anyway???
puberty

[coreageek]

Originally posted by Utopienne

puberty

Indeed.

(FUCK)

[gIrLgEeK]

STOP.
Collaborate and listen!
Ice is back with his brand new invention.
SUMPthen
grabs a holda me tightly,
fly like a hawk, daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
YO
I don't know
turn out the lights
And I'll glow
To the extreme ...

yadda yadda yadda ... word to ya mutha.

[geggle]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
I MISSED THE FUCKING BUS
There's a fucking bus? Where do I catch it? :D

[utopian]

dude, if he means bangbus, you DON'T want to get picked up

[geggle]

Originally posted by Utopienne
dude, if he means bangbus, you DON'T want to get picked up
It'd be ok if you were the bang-er not the bang-ee :p

[utopian]

Originally posted by geggle

It'd be ok if you were the bang-er not the bang-ee :p
so what are you saying with that comment, you'd rather i bang you, than have you bang me... ergh... you seedy old bastard :p

[geggle]

Originally posted by Utopienne

so what are you saying with that comment, you'd rather i bang you, than have you bang me... ergh... you seedy old bastard :p
I meant you in the generic sense... oh look, there's the smiley at the end :)

[utopian]

hehe :)

[nosedog]

People, please, show a little compassion.

The swearing, think of the swearing.

You MULLET FUCKERS

[MisterBishi]

Once again I feel the need to HIGHLIGHT the lack of ANY FUCKING SWEARING whether it be MASSIVE OR FUCKING OTHERWISE now get this sorted you bunch of SMALL SWEARING, FUCKWITTED DEGENERATE, OUTCAST, AOL USERS!

Or else.

[utopian]

Originally posted by Weatherman
Hehe, geggle and utopienne, sitting in a tree :p
pissing on weatherman

COCK KNOCKER!!

[a|A]

How dare that fucking little wanker call me fucking small minded - I'll small mind him the little shit head ... I'd like to see him say I meddle while hes got a fucking chew toy shoved up his ass ... no doubt he fucking put it there himself

....

cough


what ?

[gIrLgEeK]

Originally posted by Shaneus

i rock a mike like a vandal
light up a stage
and wax a chump like a candle
DANCE
how could you *not* remember the best bit in the song? ;)
I remembered it all right, it was just taking too many valuable seconds out of my life to write the rest ...

My my my my music hits me,
So hard
Makes me say
Oh my Lord,
Thankyou
For blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet ...

etc.

[GOD]

ME DAMN!!!!

[nosedog]

Shut the fuck up, God, or I'll come up there and PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE.