Live Ammo used on Deadly Iraqis

[MisterBishi]

Guys it turns out American soldiers have been using live ammo on the enemy and this ammo kills soldiers and unlawful combatants without discrimination.

[kré]

this makes me e-sad ;_;

[utopian]

o shit dude this is crazy. someone should notify the vagina convention

[tikdoph]

Should be a law against it...

[dozer]

thats just typical american thinking for you, so eliteist by thinking they can just go around killing anyone yet so ignorant that they dont know being killed hurts. the americans on zgeek should be made accountable.

[Ins0mniac]

Oh yes, beautiful parody thread. :rolleyes:

Sorry to say this guys but there are some ammunition that is illegal to be used for millitary purposes.

[Lionel Hand]

I find this thread outrageous! How dare you all mock this travesty of justice! As an expert in the legal arts I can tell you right now that the person or persons involved in this heinous act should be shot, hung, burned at the stake, boiled in oil and drawn and quartered simultaneously as with all people that are villainous law breakers. The way this man died makes all the difference. If he would have been blown into a bloody mess by a grenade or slowly burned to death in a diesel fire it would have been OK, but this sort of reckless killing of people instantly is unconscionable. This is a violation of Geneva Convention article number X1132B-7#!Q and the violators should be thrown in with all the other vile perpetrators of such well thought out and practical laws such as the DMCA and the Patriot Act. These folks should, nay, MUST be prosecuted to the letter of the law, and that letter is "C".

[Fuzzy Dice]

What he said. With hookers and explosions.

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by Lionel Hand
This is a violation of Geneva Convention article number X1132B-7#!Q and the violators should be thrown in with all the other vile perpetrators of such well thought out and practical laws such as the DMCA and the Patriot Act.

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/coverup.jpg

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/robots.sized.jpg

[Lionel Hand]

Of course it's a cover up. Everyone knows that the government owns google and the FCC is currently trying to get the word "Iraq" listed as the eighth and dirtiest word you can't say on television.

[pleed]

Then it's true, American forces in Iraq are using these so called "live rounds"!

Thanks for posting those pic Bishi, you solved the conspiricy.
Hurrah to you.

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by pleed
Then it's true, American forces in Iraq are using these so called "live rounds"!

Thanks for posting those pic Bishi, you solved the conspiricy.
Hurrah to you.

It's no problem pleed. :borg:

[Asmodeus]

amazingly enough, when you check the robots.txt on that site, that isn't in there.

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by Asmodeus
amazingly enough, when you check the robots.txt on that site, that isn't in there.

Well if that's not proof of a cover up, Asmodeus, then I don't know what is.

[Snowball]

Isn't this thread part of Discussions?

No wonder the forums are turning to shit.

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
Guys it turns out American soldiers have been using live ammo on the enemy and this ammo kills soldiers and unlawful combatants without discrimination.

It also kills civilians & alies, Still to date more American Soldiers have been killed by their own side than by the enemy.

[utopian]

Originally posted by Snowball
Isn't this thread part of Discussions?

No wonder the forums are turning to shit.
This is a parody thread whose title actually raises an interesting point. That the Iraqi soldiers are trying to kill the American soldiers and that the Americans aren't going lightly on them. Or at least they weren't during the main conflicts a few months/weeks ago.

[Pirate]

FFS People whats wrong with using live bullets! During the last gulf war the American forces rang around pointing sticks at the Iraqi's shouting BANG. We all know why Americans did it and it was for the marketing rights to sand.

You bleeding heart woundists sicken me, Van Dame has been Kurdeling good milk for years now and its about time real ammunition was used against him.

I have no idea where I am going on this, but it probably doesn't help that I don't know where I started.


Psssst... Snowball, this is the parody thread. :1337:

[That Bloke]

Originally posted by utopian
This is a parody thread whose title actually raises an interesting point. That the Iraqi soldiers are trying to kill the American soldiers

Well what the fuck would you do if someone with no legitimate business in you country was invading it?

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by That_Bloke
Well what the fuck would you do if someone with no legitimate business in you country was invading it?

I would start a blog and sell publishing rights.

[utopian]

Originally posted by That_Bloke
Well what the fuck would you do if someone with no legitimate business in you country was invading it?
Depends, am I in the army or not? If not, leave. If so, do my duty and shoot back.

[Pirate]

I'd start shitting my pants and throw poo at the enemy. I mean, no one who fight a battle near some freak dumping into his hand and flinging it and singing.

[Ins0mniac]

Originally posted by utopian
Depends, am I in the army or not? If not, leave. If so, do my duty and shoot back.

You'd make a good resistence you would!

Lucky you weren't in France during World War II. You'd just become a happy little German. :D

[utopian]

Being in a war-torn country isn't my idea of fun. If I'm not expected to stay and fight due to military service, I'm packing my family up and leaving.

[Ins0mniac]

Originally posted by utopian
Being in a war-torn country isn't my idea of fun. If I'm not expected to stay and fight due to military service, I'm packing my family up and leaving.


You'll get stuck in a detention centre, utop, you refugee, you. :D

[Lionel Hand]

Originally posted by Ins0mniac
You'd make a good resistence you would!

Lucky you weren't in France during World War II. You'd just become a happy little German. :D

Yeah Utopian, it would be the brute touch guys like me and Insomniac, back to back and side to side fighting off the German hordes. We'd probably use that rather menicing symbol Insomniac has as his avatar on our flag and go charging into combat, screaming our battle cry, "FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS, THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELECIOUS!"

[tikdoph]

Originally posted by utopian
Being in a war-torn country isn't my idea of fun. If I'm not expected to stay and fight due to military service, I'm packing my family up and leaving.
Sif anything could get utop to leave his internet connection. :D

[Snowball]

Originally posted by Pirate


Psssst... Snowball, this is the parody thread. :1337:



Psst ok

[Asmodeus]

I farted

[Pirate]

me too

[rosamund]

Hey guys, I've just heard that Coalition forces have just this moment entered Iraq in an attempt to topple Saddam! Can anyone confirm this for me?

[Ins0mniac]

Originally posted by Lionel Hand
We'd probably use that rather menicing symbol Insomniac has as his avatar on our flag and go charging into combat, screaming our battle cry, "FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS, THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELECIOUS!"

Hey! Notice above that symbol it says 'born to kill'.

It's actually a reference to the movie Full Metal Jacket.

[kleph]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/0/1/bump.jpg

[ezer]

No